Brigitte Kaandorp: ... En Vliegwerk | movie | 1998 | Official Trailer
Registration of the theatre program by the Dutch comedian Brigitte Kaandorp. | dG1fVERMNU5BdUJLbGs
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00:00 Well, yes.
00:02 It's strange how that works in your memory.
00:05 I was with my mother at the V&D.
00:08 And then...
00:10 A cup of coffee or something.
00:13 And then I think, "Oh, if only I could find a Uber at midnight."
00:17 I don't care about that at all.
00:22 It comes up all of a sudden, but I can't use it at all.
00:25 I'm not in Germany, my mother is not German.
00:28 I don't even know if it's for the third or fourth name.
00:31 I don't care about that at all.
00:33 I think that's so stupid of your memory.
00:35 I mean, they can go to the moon, they can make computers,
00:38 but setting your memory a bit profitable,
00:40 so that at the right moment the right information comes up,
00:43 that doesn't seem to work.
00:45 I think that's so stupid.
00:47 A squared plus B squared is C squared.
00:50 I have that a lot too.
00:52 I don't even know what it is.
00:54 No.
00:56 Something with a geodrug or something.
00:59 A law of conservation of energy or something.
01:01 Or Pitagora. I don't know.
01:03 Am I in the kitchen? Am I just cooking? Spaghetti or something?
01:06 And then I think, "A squared plus B squared is C squared."
01:10 I have more of it at that moment, if I know where the salt is,
01:13 but I can't remember that.
01:16 I think that's so crazy.
01:19 A stroke at Nieuwpoort, 1600.
01:22 I have that at least once a month.
01:25 I'm on the bike.
01:29 And then I think, "A stroke at Nieuwpoort, 1600.
01:32 I don't even know who against whom.
01:35 No idea.
01:37 I don't even know if it was Napoleon or Hitler.
01:40 I don't know.
01:42 For me it was 1500, 1800, 1330, whatever.
01:45 I don't even know where.
01:47 Oh, yeah.
01:49 Yeah, well.
01:52 That's crazy.
01:54 Or things like, "Signs appear, remain, are, are, are, and occur."
02:00 It's a spelling rule, but I don't remember why.
02:03 And if you can remember why, the rules have changed.
02:07 So things like, "Signs appear, remain, are, are, and occur."
02:10 You can just guess.
02:12 But you don't get it from your hard disk.
02:14 No.
02:16 It just stays there.
02:18 And the older you get, the more nonsense comes up.
02:21 Once again.
02:23 And that's not even the worst thing.
02:26 You know what I find the most annoying?
02:28 Sometimes you have to know something quickly.
02:31 You need something quickly, but you know it's in there.
02:34 It's been in there for a long time, and it won't come out.
02:37 You're like, "God, what's her name? God, who is she?
02:39 That woman with the hair, the glasses, the yellow T-shirt,
02:42 the thing, the hiking shoes, the hair."
02:45 Well, well, well, well, well, well.
02:50 Well, that's not a good example, Marg.
02:55 I've only known you for ten minutes, you know.
02:58 But you also have people you've known for years.
03:00 You just can't remember.
03:01 For example, recently I couldn't remember
03:03 the name of my brother's sister's fiancée.
03:05 I couldn't remember.
03:06 And it's my own boyfriend, by the way.
03:08 [laughter]
03:09 [silence]
03:13 [silence]
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