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AnimalsTranscript
00:00 You're gonna snatch your snake. (Laughter) I'm recording. (Laughter) It's going, it's going. (Laughter) Oh shit, her baby's coming. (Laughter)
00:07 (Laughter)
00:32 (Dog barking)
00:34 Come on, come on buddy.
00:36 Let her go.
00:40 (Dog barking)
00:43 Ooh. (Laughter)
00:59 Face off between Casey and the goose. (Laughter)
01:03 (Laughter)
01:08 Did you get that, Colleen?
01:10 Hey.
01:12 He's almost as tall as you are, but you made him stand up.
01:17 It's just shit, it's just shit.
01:27 Oh my God, help me!
01:29 Ow, that hurts.
01:45 When is Dad gonna be back?
01:54 How far away is the car?
01:55 No Mom, don't you dare. Mom, don't.
01:58 Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright, okay, okay.
02:01 (Laughter)
02:04 (Laughter)
02:09 (Laughter)
02:11 Ow, ow, ow, ow.
02:16 (Laughter)
02:23 Okay, here we go. We're gonna take a selfie with the swan. You ready?
02:26 Hi, swan. Hi.
02:29 (Laughter)
02:33 That's so close. That's too close.
02:38 Wow.
02:43 (Scream)
02:44 (Laughter)
02:46 He's catching up to you.
02:49 Yo, Penny, go! Penny!
02:52 (Laughter)
02:54 (Scream)
02:59 Oh shit! Oh shit!
03:01 (Laughter)
03:02 Did you get that? Did you get that?
03:04 He did it!
03:07 He did your butt.
03:09 So it's like trying to follow him.
03:12 It likes you, Zane.
03:14 No, it just wants to kill you and eat me.
03:17 (Laughter)
03:19 (Scream)
03:24 (Laughter)
03:26 Did you get that on video?
03:29 (Laughter)
03:31 Hey, look at that swan.
03:39 Really? You're gonna charge me? You're gonna come right at me?
03:43 Oh my god, dude.
03:45 (Laughter)
03:47 I just made it.
03:54 You know you got that on video.
03:58 (Laughter)
04:00 (Sounds of a bus)
04:02 (Laughter)
04:22 (Laughter)
04:24 (Scream)
04:37 Oh, god.
04:42 Did you get that one?
04:45 (Laughter)
04:48 Poor duckie's up on the pool.
04:50 (Laughter)
04:57 Don't do it! That's for cheating.
05:01 Touch it with your hand. 20 bucks.
05:03 Keep videoing him until I'll do it.
05:06 If you can just touch any part of that swan with your hand, I'll give you 20 bucks.
05:15 Oh, shoot.
05:16 (Scream)
05:17 (Laughter)
05:19 (Scream)
05:32 Help me!
05:38 (Laughter)
05:40 (Scream)
05:41 (Laughter)
05:43 Oh, man. It's not good for him, though.
05:51 (Laughter)
06:00 I've never seen a swan so big.
06:04 (Laughter)
06:06 What's with the nose?
06:07 Okay, I did wave at it.
06:10 (Laughter)
06:12 (Scream)
06:14 (Laughter)
06:17 (Scream)
06:30 (Laughter)
06:33 Get the fuck out of here.
06:38 (Laughter)
06:40 (Scream)
06:46 (Laughter)
06:55 Get in the water, ducky. Get in the water.
07:01 (Laughter)
07:06 (Scream)
07:07 She's officially a reef.
07:11 Yeah, there she is. Come on, Misty.
07:13 Misty's doing it.
07:15 (Scream)
07:16 (Laughter)
07:18 (Squawking)
07:24 (Squawking)
07:28 (Squawking)
07:34 (Squawking)
07:36 Oh, my God.
07:56 (Scream)
08:02 Put your feet up there, Joe.
08:04 Hello.
08:05 Molly, he's coming at you.
08:09 (Laughter)
08:12 Girl.
08:14 (Scream)
08:16 Oh, my God.
08:17 (Laughter)
08:19 Did you get that on video?
08:20 (Scream)
08:21 Just reach out very slow. Don't do sudden moves.
08:26 Just real quiet moves.
08:30 Here, watch this.
08:32 Let me get bit.
08:35 Oh, oh.
08:37 (Scream)
08:38 Give me your belly.
08:42 Give me your belly. Mom, careful. He's mean.
08:44 He's really mean.
08:46 Judy, be careful.
08:47 (Scream)
08:48 (Laughter)
08:50 Did you see him trying to bite Grandma?
08:57 That was a breath.
08:59 Magie's eating the bread.
09:00 And here comes a big old swan that wants his bread.
09:03 Big old swan wants his bread.
09:06 That one wants his bread.
09:08 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Back up.
09:10 Oh, shit balls.
09:18 (Laughter)
09:20 They're stupid, and then they're stupid.
09:29 I'm being attacked by a swan.
09:31 You can't fly. What are you doing?
09:33 (Scream)
09:34 Marla, get me a stick.
09:37 Jillian, stay back.
09:40 Get me a stick, Marla.
09:42 (Laughter)
09:44 Stop it.
09:45 (Laughter)
09:47 Oh, my gosh.
09:52 Marla.
09:54 (Music)
09:58 (Music)
10:02 (upbeat music)