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CAT PERSON Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: When Margot, a college sophomore (Emilia Jones) goes on a date with the older Robert (Nicholas Braun), she finds that IRL Robert doesn't live up to the Robert she has been flirting with over texts. CAT PERSON is a razor-sharp exploration of the gender divide, the quagmire of navigating modern dating and the dangerous projections we make in our minds about the person at the other end of our phones. Based off the New Yorker short story CAT PERSON written by Kristen Roupenian.



directed by Susanna Fogel

starring Emilia Jones, Geraldine Viswanathan, Nicholas Braun, Isabella Rossellini, Fred Melamed, Liza Koshy, Michael Gandolfini

release date October 6, 2023 (in theaters)
Transcript
00:00 Is that that guy Robert again?
00:04 Listen, concession stand girl, why don't you give me your number?
00:10 Wait, you never say where he goes to school.
00:12 I think he just works.
00:14 Oysters, come on.
00:16 He has cats.
00:18 His eyes are nice.
00:20 They crinkle.
00:21 Yeah, 'cause he's old.
00:22 I think I really like him.
00:25 As promised.
00:26 I'm not saying I will have sex with him, but I think he would like it.
00:32 Why are we having this conversation?
00:33 He's a terrible kisser.
00:34 Listen to me.
00:35 Call it a night.
00:36 Hey, do we want to do this?
00:53 This is the worst life decision I've ever made.
00:59 I had a good time tonight.
01:00 Didn't you?
01:02 Yeah.
01:03 So what was his go-to move?
01:08 The reverse squatting cowgirl?
01:11 Were his cats at least cute?
01:13 I never saw them.
01:14 Uh-oh.
01:15 Why lie about having cats?
01:21 His liking cats makes a guy seem non-threatening.
01:22 Harmless.
01:23 He's hiding something.
01:24 I need to keep someone away from me.
01:33 You scared me.
01:40 People choose to be scared.
01:44 Can't say I'm surprised to find lovely ladies like yourselves in here looking for protection.
01:48 Kelvin?
01:49 You need to shut that shit down right now.
01:52 What is the matter with you?
01:53 You manipulated me.
01:55 So he called you a whore.
01:59 If you want to get along with a man and not be alone your whole entire life, make peace
02:05 with a little discomfort.
02:10 One of us has to die.
02:11 I am the monster.
02:12 Stop.
02:13 I am the monster.
02:15 (dramatic music)
02:18 you

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