The Full English with Alexander Brown
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00:00 Hello and welcome to Full English, a show that combines politics, social media and a
00:29 show that combines politics with not handing myself into police. The same can't be said
00:33 for Donald Trump though, who this week was arrested for, well, just loads of things really.
00:39 Let's get into it.
00:40 The former president surrendered in Georgia on charges of plotting to overturn the state's
00:44 2020 election results, prompting a terrible mugshot that for some reason Andrew Neil compared
00:50 to a GQ photoshoot. The flirt. What struck me most though, is he claimed to be 6'3",
00:57 97kg and have blonde or strawberry hair, suggesting he'd also be charged with lying to police.
01:06 What's most interesting about this though isn't his arrest, but what happened several
01:10 days prior with the first Republican debate, something Mr Trump did not attend. Nearly
01:16 all of the candidates said they would pardon him if he's convicted and they're elected.
01:21 I mean the guy is on the record bragging about sexual assault and the candidates would be
01:26 fine with him being convicted of, and this is an exhaustive list, racketeering, soliciting
01:32 a public official to violate his oath of office, conspiracy to impersonate a public officer,
01:37 conspiracy to commit forgery and making false statements. And the whole, you know, Pear
01:42 and Hype thing. What a party, what a broken, broken country.
01:47 So what have you learned? Firstly, when arrested you can miss the colour of a wig and secondly,
01:54 lying about your height isn't limited to men on dating apps. Until next time, I'm
01:58 Lance Alder Brown, about 5'10" and you haven't.
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