Fnaf memes to watch before the movie comes out
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00:00 *silence*
00:03 *beep*
00:03 I killed you, and you killed me.
00:08 Charlotte, why'd you kill my guy?
00:09 Motherfucker, he killed himself!
00:11 *beep*
00:12 Stop chewing so fucking loud, bro.
00:15 Leave that little guy alone!
00:17 The fuck is you gonna do if I don't?
00:19 *sad violin music*
00:20 *beep*
00:21 *unintelligable*
00:28 *unintelligable*
00:39 *unintelligable*
00:48 I'm not afraid!
00:50 *beep*
00:51 *sad music*
01:07 *beep*
01:08 *unintelligable*
01:18 *beep*
01:19 *unintelligable*
01:26 *unintelligable*
01:31 *epic music*
01:32 *static*
01:33 *epic music*
01:36 *beep*
01:37 You're not Gregory.
01:41 What are you?
01:42 *static*
01:44 *beep*
01:45 *sad music*
01:58 *unintelligable*
02:03 *beep*
02:04 I'm gonna say a word, and you're gonna tell me the first thing that pops up into your head.
02:09 Woman.
02:10 Suffrage.
02:11 Pfft.
02:11 Sandwich.
02:13 Woman.
02:13 Voting rights.
02:15 Not for them.
02:17 *laughter*
02:18 Cleaning.
02:19 For them.
02:21 *laughter*
02:22 Jesus Christ!
02:23 *beep*
02:24 *unintelligable*
02:35 *beep*
02:36 *sad music*
02:37 Hi there!
02:39 *unintelligable*
02:41 *beep*
02:42 Wait, someone activated.
02:44 Yo, Bonnie, I'm scared. Can you protect me?
02:46 Okay, we're screwed.
02:48 No! No, no! No, please! Please!
02:53 Boy, man.
02:56 *beep*
02:58 Cassie.
02:59 Fuck off.
03:00 *epic music*
03:02 *beep*
03:04 No! No! No, la viga!
03:08 I'm a secret!
03:10 *beep*
03:12 *sad music*
03:17 *beep*
03:18 Freddy, you're supposed to be on lockdown.
03:21 Mmm, Freddy, you're supposed to be on lockdown.
03:25 Me, me, me, me, me.
03:27 *laughter*
03:28 *beep*
03:29 Who wants candy?
03:31 *music*
03:37 My friendly security staff can help.
03:41 Staff only.
03:42 *scream*
03:43 *beep*
03:44 I fucking hate Fazbear's Frights.
03:48 All the missing children make me say Tuesday and shout "Go, British boy, go!"
03:52 *beep*
03:53 Hang up that computer call.
03:55 Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
03:58 I'm feeling romantic.
04:00 *beep*
04:01 *phone vibrates*
04:04 Hello?
04:05 *unintelligable*
04:06 Why? What's happening? What's wrong?
04:10 Hello?
04:11 Will someone answer me and tell me what's going on?
04:16 We're good, nevermind.
04:17 We're good, my *beep*
04:19 What the hell happened?
04:21 It doesn't matter, we're fine.
04:22 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't get to push aside the issue.
04:25 You will tell me what happened, right now.
04:28 *rain*
04:36 *beep*
04:37 *music*
04:39 *screaming*
04:41 *music*
04:47 *beep*
04:48 We're good. So far, we're good.
04:50 Let's just get in this, alright? Let's go.
04:52 Do I just go back?
04:54 Wait, does that...
04:56 Yeah, alright, he's out.
04:58 He's out. I'm running.
04:59 I screwed that.
05:00 Yeah, get out of here. Let's go.
05:02 I'm hauling my booty out.
05:04 *scream*
05:07 *music*
05:10 *beep*
05:11 Bro, why are you so mad? It's early in the morning.
05:13 Come on, man. Turn that frown upside down.
05:16 Yo, what's wrong with him?
05:19 I don't know, bro. He just came to school mad.
05:20 Bro, you got cramps or something? You need some pads?
05:22 What is it? Why? Why are you so mad?
05:24 Look at you trying to not laugh, bro. Come on, laugh.
05:26 *laughing*
05:30 *beep*
05:31 You think you're better than me?
05:33 I wear Ariana Grande perfume.
05:36 *beep*
05:37 *gasp*
05:39 No! No!
05:43 *scream*
05:45 No! No! Please, please!
05:47 I'll suck your di- No, no, no!
05:49 *beep*
05:50 There's one more pizza left. I'ma get it.
05:52 Nice.
05:54 Um, sir? Can I please have the last slice of pizza?
05:58 *beep*
05:59 *music*
06:07 *beep*
06:08 Michael! Don't leave me here!
06:11 Michael! Michael!
06:14 Help me!
06:16 *beep*
06:17 *scream*
06:19 What is it?
06:20 *scream*
06:21 *beep*
06:24 *beep*
06:25 *thud*
06:26 Hey, hey, come out!
06:28 *beep*
06:29 *beep*
06:30 *beep*
06:31 Oh my God.
06:33 You tried to scare us.
06:35 *beep*
06:36 *beep*
06:37 *beep*
06:38 *beep*
06:39 Can't touch you.
06:41 *beep*
06:42 *beep*
06:43 *beep*
06:44 *beep*
06:45 I need a dollar and sixty cents. Come on, man.
06:49 *thud*
06:51 *beep*
06:54 Nope.
06:57 What in the world, Dad?
07:00 Okay.
07:01 *beep*
07:03 Y'all play too much. I'll call 911.
07:07 Right now.
07:08 Really? Put your head over here.
07:11 Put your whole head. Put it...
07:13 You're too slow!
07:16 *beep*
07:19 *beep*
07:22 Yo, I can't do this. It's so creepy.
07:25 Oh my God.
07:27 *beep*
07:29 *beep*
07:32 *scream*
07:35 Oh my God, it's Zika!
07:38 Zika!
07:40 Hi, Zika.
07:42 *beep*
07:44 You're awesome!
07:45 *beep*
07:46 Oh, hell. Is it Freddy Fazbear?
07:49 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:52 *beep*
07:53 One, she's a female. Two, she's not a boy.
07:56 And three, and most importantly, she's a girl!
07:59 *beep*
08:00 I always come back.
08:28 *beep*
08:29 ♫ 'Cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! ♫
08:32 ♫ You're a pirate, fiddle di-dee ♫
08:34 ♫ Being a pirate is your right to be ♫
08:37 *gunshot*
08:37 *beep*
08:38 *sad music*
08:45 *beep*
08:46 ♫ The new 4G's on the G ♫
08:47 ♫ I came into the bloody bottoms of the knee ♫
08:50 ♫ The time that niggas got it, I- ♫
08:52 *beep*
08:53 *humming*
08:58 ♫ It's been so long ♫
09:00 ♫ Since I've last seen my son ♫
09:01 ♫ Lost to this monster ♫
09:02 ♫ To the man behind the slaughter ♫
09:04 *beatboxing*
09:28 *beep*
09:29 *incoherent mumbling*
09:32 *gasp*
09:33 *music*
09:36 *incoherent mumbling*
09:39 *music*
09:44 *beep*
09:45 *sad music*
09:50 *beep*
09:51 *sad music*
09:54 Say hi, Bern.
09:55 *beep*
09:56 There we go, buddy.
09:57 *beep*
09:58 Have you seen the new FNAF...
10:00 trailer?
10:02 *sad music*
10:04 *beep*
10:06 Bruh, look at this dude.
10:08 *laughing*
10:09 Wait 'til you see the-
10:10 *laughing*
10:12 No, no, no, no.
10:13 *laughing*
10:17 *laughing*
10:21 Ah, look at the top of his head!
10:23 *laughing*
10:26 Ah! Look at his lips!
10:28 *laughing*
10:36 [BLANK_AUDIO]