THE GENTLEMEN FULL MOVIE
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00:00:00 [music]
00:00:26 Here's to ending world hunger. You with me?
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00:00:39 As you know, my corporation, the Brand Corporation, has pharmaceuticals, weapons systems, microchip technology, fossil fuels, and now your scientific marvel.
00:00:49 Mr. Brand, the Food and Drug Administration has approved...
00:00:51 I'm anxious to get this breakthrough product to the people, Dr. Cochran. Let's you and I make the world healthier, stronger. Let's stop famine and all that.
00:00:59 It would be a shame to hold up this discovery when we can help so many by slightly bending the rules.
00:01:07 And if there's a little profit for me and the Nobel Prize for you, so much the better.
00:01:13 [music]
00:01:32 Do you know where milk comes from, boys and girls?
00:01:36 That's right. But where does the best milk come from?
00:01:42 Brand Corporation cows.
00:01:46 Now we're doing everything we can to bring the very best of nutrition and good taste to you.
00:01:53 Safe, healthy, reliable milk. Brand milk. Ask mom for it by name.
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00:03:41 Give me the ball back. Give me it. Give me the ball. Mom, he won't give it back.
00:03:47 This is my ball. You're too old to play with it. No, I'm not. I'm the oldest, so I'm in charge.
00:03:54 Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:03:57 [tires screeching]
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00:05:19 My mom would kill me if I didn't call her on Mother's Day.
00:05:25 Bon appetit.
00:05:28 [music]
00:05:36 Happy Mother's Day, Peter. How's my boy?
00:05:39 Fantastic, if I do say so myself.
00:05:42 Hey, Mom, happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. I got your card.
00:05:47 [music]
00:05:50 You should have let me take you and Mom out tonight. We shouldn't be cooking on Mother's Day.
00:05:54 Oh, Hal, this is one of the busiest days of the year. We can't just drop everything and go gallivanting around.
00:06:04 Guys, we're old. It's a lot easier to add one more ticket to the wheel than it is to get all dolled up and go painting in town.
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00:06:20 Congratulate me, Dad.
00:06:22 Okay, congratulations. What'd you do?
00:06:24 Oh, can't tell. Top secret?
00:06:26 Get out of here. I'm your father.
00:06:29 Can't tell. How's business?
00:06:32 Well, I can't tell you. Top secret.
00:06:36 Come on.
00:06:37 You might be with the IRS.
00:06:38 You might be with the FDA.
00:06:40 Yeah? Food and Drug Pencil next, giving you grief?
00:06:43 What they don't know can't hurt me.
00:06:45 Well, let's just say you can put your son up there with Jonas Salk and Albert Schweitzer.
00:06:48 I'm not talking Nobel Prize.
00:06:50 Nobel Prize.
00:06:51 And we're not letting government pencil-neck geeks squash good old American ingenuity.
00:06:54 Attaway, boy.
00:06:55 Sometimes you gotta take the bull by the horn.
00:06:57 Yes, you show 'em who's boss.
00:06:59 Be the exception to the rule.
00:07:00 Put your head down and charge the end zone.
00:07:03 Oh!
00:07:04 Woo!
00:07:05 Whoa!
00:07:06 Yay!
00:07:08 Blab on guard, science.
00:07:11 What the hell?
00:07:17 [grunting]
00:07:20 [grunting]
00:07:43 [screaming]
00:07:46 [grunting]
00:07:50 [grunting]
00:07:54 [gunshot]
00:07:57 [splash]
00:08:15 [grunting]
00:08:18 Peter, I'm coming, hang on!
00:08:29 Mom, what did I do? What did I do?
00:08:33 Mom!
00:08:37 [laughing]
00:08:43 Arlene, get the cuffs!
00:08:46 Hey, hey, hey, man.
00:09:02 Sit tight. It's cool.
00:09:05 My old lady does the same thing sometimes.
00:09:09 That's just the way they are.
00:09:12 [crickets chirping]
00:09:15 Just a sec, let me get a shot of him.
00:09:20 Peter?
00:09:23 Hey, man, I gotta get him to the hospital. You mind?
00:09:26 Oh, yeah, thanks. I got it.
00:09:29 Frank, get a shot while I talk to her.
00:09:32 Not of the purp, Rory. Lady's got rights.
00:09:35 Jeez, look at her sweat.
00:09:38 I heard of egg on the face, never milk.
00:09:40 Oh, it's the station. Maybe it's another murder.
00:09:43 You know, we had a carpool sometime.
00:09:47 What a world. I'd think twice about bringing a kid into it.
00:09:50 I have.
00:09:53 Guess this lady has also.
00:09:56 [baby crying]
00:10:04 [TV playing]
00:10:07 [baby crying]
00:10:10 [baby crying]
00:10:13 [music playing]
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00:10:30 In an ironic twist, these mothers were only spared the tragic fate of their children
00:10:50 by tending to the family's needs and being selfless caregivers.
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00:11:08 [knocking]
00:11:23 Lori, come in. It's been a long time.
00:11:26 Yeah, long time.
00:11:29 It's been about nine months.
00:11:32 What's up?
00:11:35 Baking. I thought you didn't like things that grow and rise.
00:11:41 And I thought we settled that.
00:11:43 Don't worry. Daddy.
00:11:45 Don't call me that.
00:11:46 What, pop? Puppy?
00:11:48 No, no, this is a business call. We stopped by the lab.
00:11:50 You were at the lab?
00:11:51 Yeah.
00:11:52 What were you doing at the lab?
00:11:53 Remember Dr. Cochran.
00:11:54 Were you filming at the lab?
00:11:55 I just want to ask you a couple questions.
00:11:57 You can't come in here and start filming.
00:11:58 We call public relations. I'm not discussing any of this research.
00:12:01 Research? What research?
00:12:05 What are you doing here?
00:12:07 We're here to talk to you about last night.
00:12:09 Dr. Cochran, could you please tell us, what was it like to be attacked by your mother,
00:12:13 to be the intended victim of a murder?
00:12:16 Oh, it was a heart-wrenching experience.
00:12:21 You've always been such a good boy.
00:12:23 Oh, the horror! The horror of it all.
00:12:28 That'll do it for you. Will that do it?
00:12:29 I can do it again. I can cry on cue.
00:12:31 Oh, you've been so cooperative as usual.
00:12:33 My pleasure.
00:12:35 You did seem a little defensive a moment ago.
00:12:41 Did you think I was here about something else?
00:12:44 If you'll excuse me, I'll get back to my baking.
00:12:50 Dr. Cochran, do you have a new experiment that you'd like to share with us?
00:12:55 It's been such a pleasure to chat with you.
00:13:06 Illuminating.
00:13:09 And on a personal note, a reminder.
00:13:12 Good riddance to bad rubbish.
00:13:14 Glory.
00:13:17 [♪♪♪]
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00:13:51 You wanted this woman for your mother-in-law.
00:13:54 That's over.
00:13:55 Sweetheart, judging from what he left behind, it ain't over.
00:13:58 Would you please look at this?
00:14:00 Hank remembered something from our Doctors 2 Devil series.
00:14:03 We did the whole segment on Peter.
00:14:06 On Dr. Cochran.
00:14:09 Okay. Now, you see the sweat on his mom?
00:14:12 Right? Now look at this.
00:14:14 Here he's trying to create this whole new strain of cows that produces...
00:14:18 Bovine growth hormone. It's old news, Laurie.
00:14:21 It's FDA approved on the market for a while.
00:14:23 Do you want to look at this?
00:14:25 Okay. Look at her.
00:14:27 This is Laurie Shallot here with noted genetic engineer Dr. Peter Cochran.
00:14:31 Dr. Cochran...
00:14:33 I'd forgotten I was sending you a... You look good.
00:14:35 No. Not me. The cow. Would you please look at the cow?
00:14:38 ...alters the genetic makeup of the DNA.
00:14:40 Now tell me that is not the exact same milky white sweat that was on his mother.
00:14:44 ...which produces more milk yet requires less food.
00:14:49 Okay. What else?
00:14:51 All right. So listen to this.
00:14:53 So genetic engineering. That has frightening implications.
00:14:57 Once you start playing God with animals, what's to stop you from doing so with humans?
00:15:02 Well, it's not legal.
00:15:04 See, I'm telling you, Gordon, he's running experiments on his mother.
00:15:07 Mr. Gordon, sorry to interrupt.
00:15:09 On tonight's lineup, if we tease them with the nursery murder and show it last...
00:15:14 Does the Brand Corporation have plans in this area?
00:15:17 Well, right now we're running only...
00:15:19 Hey, my uncle's the head of Brand Corporation. Are you doing a story on...
00:15:22 Hey, do you think I could have just a little chat with him?
00:15:24 I'd like to ask a couple questions about Dr. Peter Cochran's research.
00:15:28 Guess that's up to Mr. Gordon. He's the boss.
00:15:32 Whatever the lady wants, now scram.
00:15:37 So what do you say, boss? Can I run with this?
00:15:40 Look, if this is between you and some playboy who put a bun in your oven...
00:15:43 It's strictly professional.
00:15:45 Go on.
00:15:47 Laurie, if this guy is doing genetic hoo-hahs on his mother, then he's got a problem upstairs.
00:15:53 So when you follow him, keep safe.
00:15:57 [♪♪♪]
00:16:25 [COW MOOING]
00:16:27 Uh, stay. Stay.
00:16:30 Very good cow. Stay.
00:16:33 [♪♪♪]
00:16:38 Mom?
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00:16:54 [SCREAMING]
00:17:19 Hey, buddy.
00:17:20 Hey, doc.
00:17:21 How's it going?
00:17:22 I don't know. You?
00:17:23 Pretty good. See you in a bit.
00:17:25 Okay.
00:17:26 We did it! We got a breakthrough!
00:17:34 I have to go tell Dr. Cochran. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:17:39 [♪♪♪]
00:17:42 Dr. Cochran!
00:17:52 We need to talk.
00:17:57 Yes, I know. Something's going on.
00:17:59 I found another calf today. Trampled.
00:18:01 That's 17 in a week. Don't worry about the calf.
00:18:04 Do you know a reporter named Laurie Shallot?
00:18:07 Oh, yes. We're acquainted.
00:18:08 Well, my nephew, Tyler, is the assistant manager of the news station that she works for,
00:18:14 and he said that she wants to talk to me about your research.
00:18:18 Hey!
00:18:21 Daisy, keep the noise down.
00:18:23 I don't want to be the news. I want to make the news.
00:18:26 Do something about Miss Shallot.
00:18:28 I'll deal with her.
00:18:29 We can't allow leaks.
00:18:31 Don't worry. I'll plug this crack before it leaks.
00:18:34 [cow moos]
00:18:36 See you.
00:18:49 Hey, Doc. Great going on that breakthrough. Good for you guys.
00:18:53 What breakthrough?
00:18:54 Oh, the pregnant lady said you guys discovered something.
00:18:58 Take it easy.
00:19:01 [music]
00:19:04 Fabulous. Thank you. See you next time.
00:19:10 Shoot.
00:19:13 [cow moos]
00:19:28 [music]
00:19:31 [phone rings]
00:19:57 Hi, Mom. It's me. Are you there? Pick up. Pick up.
00:20:01 Mom.
00:20:04 Thank you. Are you there?
00:20:06 Hello?
00:20:07 I just got your present. Thank you. Perfect.
00:20:15 I'm in need of some comfort food.
00:20:17 I'm making gravy spice cake. I'll talk to you later.
00:20:25 [music]
00:20:28 [screams]
00:20:46 Dropped by for a chat.
00:20:47 Get out of here. I heard you. We're here to plug the leak.
00:20:50 Open the door, Lori. Let's reminisce.
00:20:52 Forget it, Buster. You're finished.
00:20:54 We can talk civilly. We're adults.
00:20:57 I'm not talking to a psycho. I know all about your experiments.
00:21:00 I don't know what you think you know, Lori.
00:21:02 I put two and two together.
00:21:04 What twos?
00:21:05 The cows and your mom.
00:21:08 What happened? Did you get bored experimenting with cows?
00:21:12 And Mom doesn't mind being a guinea pig?
00:21:15 I am not experimenting on Mother.
00:21:17 Really? What about this embarrassing side effect they both have?
00:21:20 The perspiration problem? The white sweat?
00:21:22 My mom sweats more.
00:21:24 Oh, I'm so sorry. How very rude of me. I should never have mentioned it.
00:21:28 Milky sweat?
00:21:30 And Mom's violent behavior, is that another side effect?
00:21:33 Quiet, please!
00:21:34 Oh, you're right. Because you're her son.
00:21:36 That's enough to make any mother a sociopath.
00:21:38 All those mothers in the jail.
00:21:39 Most mothers love their children.
00:21:41 Like my mother loves me.
00:21:43 Like just today, she sent me a mixer as a present.
00:21:46 All the murders?
00:21:48 All the murders?
00:21:50 Give it up, Dr. Frankenstein.
00:21:53 She sent you a mixer?
00:21:54 Yes, she did, because she loves me.
00:21:57 Lori!
00:21:58 What are you saying?
00:22:00 Lori, the mixer!
00:22:01 Lori, get down!
00:22:02 Get off of me!
00:22:03 Get down!
00:22:04 Get off of me!
00:22:05 Get down!
00:22:06 Get off of me!
00:22:07 Get down!
00:22:08 Get off of me!
00:22:09 Stop!
00:22:10 Get down!
00:22:11 Get down!
00:22:12 Get down!
00:22:13 (engine idling)
00:22:15 (crashing)
00:22:20 - It's not me, it's your mom.
00:22:24 - Dispassionate, unbiased, objective,
00:22:27 you know, something like a news reporter.
00:22:30 You see, don't you?
00:22:31 You see it, but you just won't admit it.
00:22:34 Well, honey.
00:22:35 - Look, don't call me honey.
00:22:37 - Sweetie pie.
00:22:39 They don't make them like this at the factory.
00:22:41 Your mother rigged it.
00:22:41 Open your eyes.
00:22:43 All the murders, the jails full of mothers.
00:22:45 - It's true, I've been covering nothing
00:22:46 but the murders of children.
00:22:47 - Exactly.
00:22:49 Lori, you're a reporter.
00:22:50 You've gotta get the truth to the people.
00:22:53 - I just don't understand why or how.
00:22:57 - Well, I don't know.
00:22:58 Maybe it's a virus or something.
00:23:02 - You did something, didn't you?
00:23:05 Peter.
00:23:06 - What?
00:23:07 - I know you.
00:23:09 - I heard you talking to Mr. Grant.
00:23:11 You've got something you don't want me to know about.
00:23:13 - Get out of here.
00:23:14 - What is it?
00:23:15 Did you release something in the water supply?
00:23:16 - You're barking up the wrong tree.
00:23:17 - Some germ spore?
00:23:18 Some experiment before it was ready?
00:23:20 What did you do to those mothers?
00:23:21 - I didn't do anything!
00:23:23 Lori, I don't know any more about this than you do.
00:23:30 My mother attacked me, your mom attacked you.
00:23:33 Who knows why?
00:23:35 All I know for certain is that mothers
00:23:36 are going berserk and killing their children.
00:23:39 - Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you?
00:23:42 - Say anything else?
00:23:43 - No, you don't even need to say anything.
00:23:44 - I have nothing against you being a mother.
00:23:46 - You just wish it wouldn't happen.
00:23:48 - Yeah, that's right.
00:23:49 I wish it wouldn't happen.
00:23:50 - You know what?
00:23:51 I don't need to hear this.
00:23:52 - Because we were pretty damn great together.
00:23:53 - Well, I thought we were pretty good together, too.
00:23:54 - We had something.
00:23:55 - We had chemistry.
00:23:56 - We were made for each other.
00:23:57 - I know, because I loved you.
00:23:58 - I loved you, too.
00:23:59 - Well, then drop it.
00:24:00 - Fine, I didn't want to talk about it in the first place.
00:24:02 - Well, bring it up every time we talk.
00:24:04 - We don't talk.
00:24:05 - Because you have no say in my life.
00:24:06 - And I don't want a say in your life.
00:24:07 - Look.
00:24:08 - Go ahead and be a mother, see if I care.
00:24:12 (gunshot)
00:24:14 (soft music)
00:24:16 ♪ When the wind blows
00:24:27 ♪ The cradle will rock
00:24:31 ♪ When the bough breaks
00:24:34 ♪ The cradle will fall
00:24:39 ♪ And down will come
00:24:43 ♪ The cradle and the
00:24:46 (baby crying)
00:24:52 - It's BSE all over again.
00:24:54 Bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
00:24:56 Mad cow disease.
00:24:58 - Mother.
00:24:58 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:25:01 - That's so sweet of you.
00:25:03 You sure you won't have any?
00:25:06 - If mothers are killing their kids,
00:25:07 the public needs to know.
00:25:08 - We'll be the joke of the airwaves.
00:25:10 - We've got to recall all the cows.
00:25:11 We've got to do it.
00:25:12 - Dr. Cochran.
00:25:13 - You can't defame an institution like motherhood.
00:25:23 It's taboo.
00:25:24 - Our records show that you are the one
00:25:29 who released the cows before they were released by the FDA.
00:25:33 (laughing)
00:25:34 Isn't this fun?
00:25:36 - It's the last sacred cow.
00:25:38 - Since when does the media care about sacred cows?
00:25:40 It's murder itself.
00:25:41 Gordon's gonna be all over it.
00:25:43 - You'll die laughing.
00:25:45 - Oh, shit.
00:25:48 - Don't tell me.
00:25:52 - His mother.
00:25:53 - My God, is he?
00:25:57 - You're in charge, Wagner.
00:25:58 And we've got a KMOB exclusive.
00:26:01 ♪ Meow meow me, meow meow you
00:26:06 ♪ I'll be lovin' you
00:26:09 ♪ Salty, true and delicious
00:26:12 ♪ It's a very good
00:26:14 - Meatloaf.
00:26:15 Oh, if I get a serious math term,
00:26:17 then I can make the football team.
00:26:19 - Can I play football, Daddy?
00:26:22 - So what position are you gonna play?
00:26:24 - We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
00:26:27 - Shh, just a second, kids.
00:26:28 - KMOB News has discovered the cause
00:26:30 of the recent killings that have plagued local communities.
00:26:33 Investigations reveal that mothers are the prime suspects.
00:26:37 Scientists believe that mothers are undergoing
00:26:39 a physiological and psychological metamorphosis
00:26:42 which manifests itself as violent and irrational behavior.
00:26:46 The cause of this is currently under investigation.
00:26:49 Mothers should be considered extremely dangerous.
00:26:52 Tune in to KMOB News at 7 for a special report.
00:26:56 (crickets chirping)
00:26:59 (bells chiming)
00:27:05 (upbeat music)
00:27:09 (woman screaming)
00:27:14 - The menace of the mothers is daunting.
00:27:18 It's the biggest challenge we have had in decades.
00:27:22 Our mission is Operation Roundup.
00:27:25 No task is beyond the capabilities
00:27:28 of this army, of this great country.
00:27:31 We have the will, the skill, and the courage to win.
00:27:35 (woman screaming)
00:27:38 - Show her just where she can go.
00:27:40 - No, no, it's a mistake.
00:27:41 I'm not a mother.
00:27:42 I'm not a mother!
00:27:44 I'm not a mother!
00:27:44 I'm not a mother!
00:27:45 It's a mistake!
00:27:46 I'm not a mother!
00:27:47 - Say good riddance to all my trouble.
00:27:50 You'll feel brand spanking new.
00:27:53 So long, old friend.
00:27:55 - The troops will get them loaded up,
00:27:57 locked in, and moved out.
00:27:59 (train whistling)
00:28:02 Trains will be packed full of mothers.
00:28:05 The train will depart,
00:28:10 and they will detrain at 0800 hours.
00:28:15 - All right, everybody out.
00:28:16 Come on, everybody out.
00:28:17 - Before my trouble ties
00:28:18 an apron strings tight around your heart,
00:28:22 the cord that binds you,
00:28:25 then she must depart.
00:28:26 (whistle blowing)
00:28:27 Soon you'll be whistling, Dixie.
00:28:30 A smile will replace your frown.
00:28:33 Without all my trouble,
00:28:36 you're the happiest fella in town.
00:28:39 So long, all my trouble.
00:28:41 Goodbye, past.
00:28:44 Hit the road, habits.
00:28:47 Nothing so wrong should last.
00:28:51 How do you do, sunshine?
00:28:53 - And then they're gone.
00:28:55 ♪ Make yourself the home happiness
00:28:59 ♪ Spend all your days with me
00:29:03 (sizzling)
00:29:05 - This is what I'm talking about.
00:29:11 I don't know where she keeps the hankies.
00:29:13 My nose is rubber.
00:29:14 Look at this.
00:29:16 I'm almost out of butter.
00:29:17 What am I supposed to do?
00:29:18 I don't know how to cook.
00:29:19 I don't know what to order from the suppliers,
00:29:21 how to clean the grill.
00:29:23 And the house, I can't even tell you about that.
00:29:26 Look, this was my favorite sweater.
00:29:29 I put it in the machine, I pushed the buttons,
00:29:31 and it came out like this.
00:29:33 My God, I can't do without Mom.
00:29:36 - Well, hire someone to give you a hand
00:29:37 until she comes back.
00:29:38 - We were barely making ends meet.
00:29:40 As it was, now I'm supposed to hire somebody to cook,
00:29:43 to waitress, and to clean.
00:29:44 I can't afford it.
00:29:46 I need her back.
00:29:47 - Oh, give this to the guy in booth two,
00:29:51 and this is for the kid.
00:29:53 - Ew, I want my sandwich toasted.
00:30:00 Mommy made it.
00:30:03 - Mommy's not here.
00:30:05 Now, could you please get me some warm milk
00:30:08 and put it in this bottle for me?
00:30:09 - No, you shouldn't have milk.
00:30:10 - No, but that's what they eat.
00:30:12 Isn't it?
00:30:13 - Maybe you should try some baby formula.
00:30:16 - I don't know anything about this.
00:30:18 (baby crying)
00:30:19 I don't know anything about this.
00:30:21 She used to just take the baby and put it to her breast,
00:30:24 and that was that, but now you're telling me
00:30:25 I gotta go out and I gotta buy something?
00:30:28 I can't afford another mouth to feed.
00:30:31 - Gee, it's not just me.
00:30:32 We're lost.
00:30:33 - I haven't slept.
00:30:37 If I take these kids to work with me one more time,
00:30:40 they're gonna fire me.
00:30:42 - We're in a crisis.
00:30:43 - I don't know what to do.
00:30:44 - The economy will crash.
00:30:45 - I'm not in my league here.
00:30:46 I'm out in the wilderness,
00:30:47 and I ain't got no survival skills.
00:30:48 - Civilization will fall apart.
00:30:50 - Help me.
00:30:52 - You're a scientist, Peter.
00:30:54 Do something.
00:30:55 - Save me.
00:30:56 - We need the mothers back.
00:30:57 - Save me!
00:30:58 (dramatic music)
00:31:03 - Get me Dr. Cochran!
00:31:15 - Run!
00:31:16 - Our profits have taken a nosedive, and why?
00:31:19 Because our main consumer force,
00:31:20 the people that populate the malls and the stores,
00:31:22 the people who buy more than any other,
00:31:24 the mothers are gone, and it's all because of you.
00:31:26 - I tried to talk to you about it.
00:31:27 - You and your milk.
00:31:29 My God, we need our mothers back.
00:31:30 - I can find the cure.
00:31:31 - I'm going to have to recall all those houses.
00:31:33 - What are we gonna do?
00:31:34 Where are we gonna get our mothers back?
00:31:35 - Just send me up to the lab.
00:31:36 I'll find you a cure.
00:31:37 - I told you you're not.
00:31:38 I'm not gonna take the fall for this.
00:31:38 You are gonna die.
00:31:40 - I'll find the cure, and when I do, you can sell it.
00:31:44 - Maternal organic operating dysfunction syndrome,
00:31:48 or MOODS, is a grave threat to our society,
00:31:52 and while the government is busy searching for a solution,
00:31:57 we here at the Brand Corporation feel
00:31:59 that we cannot sit idly by in this time of crisis.
00:32:03 And so, in the interest of all humanity,
00:32:07 as well as in that entrepreneurial spirit
00:32:09 that has made our country great,
00:32:11 the Brand Corporation is forming a research team
00:32:13 to fight this deadly disease,
00:32:16 and Dr. Peter Cochran will spearhead the search
00:32:20 for a cure for MOODS.
00:32:22 We all look forward to his success
00:32:25 and to the return of our mothers to their place in society.
00:32:29 (clapping)
00:32:33 Peter, this is Dr. Melvin Trevers.
00:32:36 He'll assist you in finding the cure.
00:32:38 - I appreciate the offer,
00:32:39 and I'm sure you're well qualified, Dr. Trevers.
00:32:41 Have a seat. - Melvin.
00:32:43 - Yeah, I am.
00:32:44 - Melvin's very well qualified,
00:32:45 and he's been with Brand Research for years.
00:32:48 - Oh?
00:32:49 What area of research?
00:32:50 - It's classified.
00:32:54 - Yes, we all have our secrets, don't we?
00:32:57 - Personally, I would like to know the man
00:32:59 who wins the Nobel Prize for curing MOODS.
00:33:03 - Who cares about the schmuck that caused it, eh?
00:33:05 (laughing)
00:33:07 - Hadn't we better phase out the cows?
00:33:09 We wouldn't have to remove the cows publicly,
00:33:11 and just replace the dangerous ones with safe cows.
00:33:13 - Just because a company wants to cure cancer
00:33:15 doesn't mean it wants to stop selling cigarettes.
00:33:18 Do you follow me?
00:33:20 Let's find the cure.
00:33:22 (dramatic music)
00:33:27, (phone ringing)
00:33:32, (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:33:37, (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:33:42 (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:33:47 (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:33:52 (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:33:57 (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:34:02 (phone ringing), (phone ringing),
00:34:05 - Yellow.
00:34:07 Oh, hi.
00:34:07 It's for me.
00:34:11 Thanks.
00:34:12 We're not getting anywhere.
00:34:19 I would tell you, sir, really, we're going in circles.
00:34:24 No, I think he's doing his best.
00:34:26 His best is good.
00:34:29 I've been doing a little side work,
00:34:32 analyzing his original formula that changed the cows.
00:34:35 It's brilliant.
00:34:39 Yes.
00:34:40 Right.
00:34:44 No, it should be soon.
00:34:47 He wants this as much as you do.
00:34:50 The second there's any breakthrough, I...
00:34:54 You'll be the only one.
00:34:57 Mom's the word.
00:34:58 (laughing)
00:35:00 - Help, Peter.
00:35:02 The table.
00:35:04 - Where is it, where is it?
00:35:05 - Guard.
00:35:07 (grunting)
00:35:09 - Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:35:18 - Oh, I'm sorry, son.
00:35:22 Can you ever forgive me?
00:35:27 - Mom, you're back.
00:35:29 We did it.
00:35:30 Mom?
00:35:34 Mom.
00:35:36 Mom.
00:35:37 (screaming)
00:35:41 - Hang her away.
00:35:42 Hang her away.
00:35:43 - What happened?
00:35:55 - I wonder if it was something in the tranquilizer.
00:35:58 - You gave her that?
00:35:58 - Yeah.
00:35:59 - That's...
00:36:01 This isn't the tranquilizer.
00:36:02 This is your original formula that changed the cows.
00:36:07 - Double negative.
00:36:09 - That's it.
00:36:10 - Dr. Cotcliffe, please report to building six.
00:36:15 Unidentified mother detained.
00:36:18 - Lori.
00:36:24 Found this one out by the front gate, sir.
00:36:26 Someone must have dropped her off.
00:36:27 - No, I drove here.
00:36:28 - She says she knows you.
00:36:30 Undo the cuffs, I do know her.
00:36:32 Lori, you're not...
00:36:33 - No, I came by here
00:36:35 to drop these things off for my mother.
00:36:36 - We're going to have to confiscate those weapons, sir.
00:36:40 - Listen, I'll make sure your mother gets these.
00:36:41 - Those weapons will be a danger
00:36:43 to the other detainees, sir.
00:36:46 - These mothers are fine around anyone
00:36:47 except their own children.
00:36:49 Who knows what it is?
00:36:50 Pheromones, auras.
00:36:52 But they only attack their own kids.
00:36:55 You starting to get the picture?
00:36:58 - What are you doing back there?
00:37:01 We have a lot of keys, sir.
00:37:03 - Peter, did you know that my mother was transferred here?
00:37:06 - Yeah, I arranged that.
00:37:08 It's the best camp.
00:37:10 All the best mothers are here.
00:37:12 - She's your responsibility now, sir.
00:37:17 - Look, Peter, I know that we hate each other and all.
00:37:27 - I don't hate you.
00:37:28 - Okay, fine, but there's burnt water
00:37:30 or bridges under the dam or something.
00:37:33 Anyway...
00:37:34 The fact is, you saved my life
00:37:40 the other night in the kitchen.
00:37:43 If it hadn't been for you, I would be dead.
00:37:48 (dramatic music)
00:37:51 - Laurie, this whole thing, the mothers, the murders.
00:38:03 - Man, I was sitting there watching them, those mothers.
00:38:11 It just gives you the heebie-jeebies.
00:38:15 - Later, Melvin.
00:38:15 - Hey!
00:38:16 - Bob!
00:38:17 - See?
00:38:18 Call the guards to have this thing plucked
00:38:20 so she doesn't snuff it when it's born.
00:38:21 - Melvin, Laurie's a guest.
00:38:23 - Oh, he's right.
00:38:24 - Sorry.
00:38:29 - Oh, Laurie, he didn't mean it.
00:38:34 He didn't mean it.
00:38:34 - No, he's right.
00:38:36 Look, I'm gonna be locked up in here.
00:38:37 I'm gonna be just a big, fat mother.
00:38:39 I won't even be a reporter anymore.
00:38:41 I mean, I don't wanna kill my baby.
00:38:43 Peter, what am I gonna do?
00:38:45 I can't do this.
00:38:46 I can't be a mother.
00:38:48 - Oh, no, no.
00:38:49 Don't worry, I had a breakthrough.
00:38:50 You're gonna be a wonderful mother.
00:38:51 (laughing)
00:38:54 What?
00:38:56 - Now it sounds like you've completely turned around.
00:38:59 I mean, now you're excited about it
00:39:00 and I'm so scared about being a mother.
00:39:04 - Well, a whole lot's changed.
00:39:07 The whole world has changed.
00:39:15 You know something?
00:39:17 I've changed.
00:39:18 - Oh, wait a second.
00:39:20 Did you just say you had a breakthrough about moods?
00:39:23 - Well, yes.
00:39:24 Matter of fact, we're doing a definitive test
00:39:25 tomorrow on a mother.
00:39:27 You know, I think we've found the cure.
00:39:28 I just have to fiddle with the dosage a little bit.
00:39:30 - I wish I could be there so much.
00:39:32 I mean, I'm just, I'm so scared.
00:39:34 And if I could only just have just a little bit of hope.
00:39:39 - Well, let's do it upright.
00:39:45 You bring Hank by tomorrow.
00:39:47 A KMOB exclusive.
00:39:49 - Really?
00:39:49 - Yeah.
00:39:51 We'll give the whole world some hope.
00:39:54 - This nation has suffered a blow,
00:39:58 but Americans do well when challenged.
00:40:01 Time for dinner.
00:40:02 All across this wonderful nation,
00:40:04 men, women, and children are making the most
00:40:07 of what this great land still has to offer without mothers.
00:40:12 People are working to deal with the new obstacles
00:40:15 in their lives.
00:40:17 - Don't get any ideas, Martha.
00:40:19 - Henry, it's just the numbers--
00:40:20 - Shut up, Martha!
00:40:22 - We don't have any, Chuck.
00:40:23 - Shut up!
00:40:24 - Home service markets are thriving.
00:40:28 Daycare centers are popping up everywhere.
00:40:33 Unemployment has taken a nosedive.
00:40:37 The restaurant business is booming.
00:40:41 Our best scientific minds are working
00:40:43 to reunite us someday.
00:40:46 Progress is being made.
00:40:48 But until that day when a cure is found,
00:40:52 let's keep working for the prosperity of a new tomorrow.
00:40:57 (laughing)
00:40:59 (cash register dings)
00:41:07 (engine rumbles)
00:41:10, (birds squawking)
00:41:15 (engine rumbles)
00:41:18 (birds squawking)
00:41:26 (upbeat music)
00:41:38 - Hi, Dad.
00:41:43 - Well, gee, business looks pretty good.
00:41:45 - Booming, absolutely booming.
00:41:47 Never been better.
00:41:49 - Changed the sign, I see.
00:41:51 - Got to go with the flow.
00:41:53 - And, uh, glass of milk?
00:41:56 - No, you shouldn't be serving, uh, tea.
00:41:58 Tea would be fine.
00:41:59 - Gee, Arlene!
00:42:01 One tea on the house.
00:42:05 (laughing)
00:42:09 - Okay, boss.
00:42:10 - So, my boy, what brings you out here,
00:42:13 home cooking?
00:42:14 - No, Dad.
00:42:16 I've been working on something.
00:42:18 I wonder if you're gonna be free tomorrow.
00:42:19 I'd like you to be there when I test it.
00:42:21 - Test?
00:42:22 What's my boy got cooking now?
00:42:25 - The cure.
00:42:27 - The cure?
00:42:29 Hey, hey!
00:42:31 What have you been working on?
00:42:32 Cancer?
00:42:33 Diabetes?
00:42:35 Baldness?
00:42:36 Whatever it is,
00:42:36 your old man could use it.
00:42:38 (laughing)
00:42:43 - Moods.
00:42:43 (glass shattering)
00:42:46 - What do you mean, moods?
00:42:48 - The mother's.
00:42:49 The cure.
00:42:50 I found it.
00:42:51 I'm doing a definitive test tomorrow.
00:42:54 I'd like you to be there.
00:42:56 - You're testing on a mother?
00:43:00 - Yeah.
00:43:01 On Mom.
00:43:02 (howling)
00:43:12 - Very interesting.
00:43:14 A cure.
00:43:16 I'm very pleased.
00:43:17 And a test tomorrow.
00:43:21 You'll do me a favor and see to it that the test fails?
00:43:25 - Excuse me?
00:43:27 - You don't have a problem with that, do you, Melvin?
00:43:29 Otherwise, I'm afraid the world will sadly find out
00:43:32 about your research of a few years back,
00:43:33 and I don't think I could protect you from the angry moths.
00:43:38 - Mr. Brandt, you know that I'm on your team,
00:43:41 but I thought you wanted the cure.
00:43:43 - Oh, I do.
00:43:45 It's very important that we have a cure.
00:43:47 It's equally important that it doesn't last.
00:43:51 Brandt Corporation has found the cure.
00:43:53 Brandt Corporation will sell a cure.
00:43:56 And that's why I want a temporary cure.
00:43:58 One that requires upkeep.
00:44:00 One that needs daily dosages.
00:44:03 One that we can sell.
00:44:05 Forever.
00:44:09 (clapping)
00:44:11 - Mom, can you hear me?
00:44:15 Tomorrow's the big day,
00:44:16 and don't you worry about the test.
00:44:19 It'll go perfectly.
00:44:20 I know it will.
00:44:21 Everyone's got their hopes pinned on this.
00:44:36 If this works, it will relieve the fears of a lot of people.
00:44:41 With this cure,
00:44:44 lives can go back to the way they were before.
00:44:48 Society can get back to normal.
00:44:51 Families reunited.
00:44:55 Loved ones together again.
00:45:02 (soft music)
00:45:04 It's been kind of a trying time for me, Mom.
00:45:15 I didn't mean for things to get out of hand.
00:45:20 I'm trying to make up for that mistake.
00:45:28 But I really did a bad thing, Mom.
00:45:31 Really bad.
00:45:34 I'm sorry.
00:45:41 Do you think that you would forgive me?
00:45:50 - Shit!
00:45:51 - Guess not.
00:45:53 (upbeat music)
00:45:57 (phone ringing)
00:46:00 - It's 830, they're supposed to be here any second now.
00:46:02 - What do you mean, supposed to be here any second now?
00:46:04 They're right here, turn around.
00:46:05 - Not them, I've got reporters coming from KMOB.
00:46:07 - Reporters, are you crazy?
00:46:09 - Hey, it's okay, I'll take care of it, it'll be fine.
00:46:13 - I wonder what they're gonna be doing here now.
00:46:17 They called us in here.
00:46:19 - Thank you for coming.
00:46:21 - Today you'll witness the first definitive test
00:46:23 to cure for moods on an affected mother.
00:46:27 In vial A, we have maternal hormones.
00:46:30 These are the hormones produced by women who are mothers.
00:46:33 In vial B, the environmental agents.
00:46:36 It is a combination of these two elements
00:46:38 which produces the third compound.
00:46:40 It affects the brain in ways we are all too familiar with.
00:46:44 We have produced a substance
00:46:45 which prevents this combination.
00:46:47 It blocks contact, thus preventing the formation
00:46:50 of the third deadly compound.
00:46:54 - Dr. Cochran, if I drank the contents of vial A,
00:46:58 the maternal hormone, and would they interact
00:47:02 with the elements of the environment
00:47:04 and turn me into a murdering mother?
00:47:07 - I think if maternal hormones were in your body,
00:47:13 even if they're artificially,
00:47:15 they would mix with the environmental agents
00:47:18 and create the same psychotic behavior
00:47:21 we are witnessing in these mothers.
00:47:23 - Please, proceed.
00:47:25 (laughing)
00:47:27 (suspenseful music)
00:47:31 (gunshot)
00:47:33 (gunshots)
00:47:45 - Will you do me a favor and see to it that the test fails?
00:47:58 (suspenseful music)
00:48:01 (suspenseful music)
00:48:04 (suspenseful music)
00:48:07 (suspenseful music)
00:48:10 (suspenseful music)
00:48:13 - Okay.
00:48:14 (suspenseful music)
00:48:19 - What in heaven's name do you think you're up to?
00:48:43 - I'm sorry, young man.
00:48:44 Fine things take three years to explain.
00:48:46 - If there's ever anything I can do for you,
00:48:50 don't hesitate to call.
00:48:52 - God strike me dead if I deserve this.
00:48:56 - Now I can have my baby.
00:48:57 - I found the cure.
00:48:59 - Thank you.
00:49:00 - Does your father know what you've done with this?
00:49:03 Does he know what you're doing?
00:49:04 - Now I can be a mother.
00:49:05 - What's going on?
00:49:06 - We did it.
00:49:06 We saved the world.
00:49:08 - What's that camera doing here?
00:49:09 I didn't approve this.
00:49:10 Dr. Cochran gave us a photo and I didn't buy it.
00:49:13 - Now I can have the baby.
00:49:14 - Go on with your life, Mr. Bigshot.
00:49:17 - Who am I?
00:49:18 - Give me that tape.
00:49:19 This is the news.
00:49:20 - The one who washed countless sheets.
00:49:22 - I'm so happy.
00:49:23 - When you wet the bed for years.
00:49:25 - Give me that tape.
00:49:27 - Just the one who carried you for nine months in my womb,
00:49:30 sick to my stomach, aching back sleepless nights.
00:49:34 - You wanna fight me for it?
00:49:35 - Humiliation.
00:49:37 - How's that supposed to be cured?
00:49:39 - Degradation.
00:49:40 - I could care a bit more.
00:49:41 - Give me the tape, Mr. Big.
00:49:43 (screaming)
00:49:46 - Let me speak to Mr. Wagner, please.
00:50:09 - Yes, this is his uncle.
00:50:11 Hello.
00:50:15 Paige Laurie Shallott.
00:50:17 Good.
00:50:20 Oh.
00:50:22 - It's quite a relief, huh?
00:50:26 - What do you mean, the test failing?
00:50:29 (beeping)
00:50:31 - The silence.
00:50:35 - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:50:37 Quite a relief.
00:50:39 - Hank, that's my pager.
00:50:40 We have to get back to the studio.
00:50:42 - You're sure I can't persuade you to give me that tape?
00:50:46 - Jeez, I thought we had it.
00:50:55 - Yes, well, life's full of surprises.
00:50:58 (gentle music)
00:51:02 (dramatic music)
00:51:05 - Eight alleged mothers were captured this morning
00:51:14 near an elementary school.
00:51:16 They protested that they work at the school cafeteria,
00:51:20 but authorities detained them after a child
00:51:22 said he didn't recognize the women.
00:51:25 And in other news, family members
00:51:27 of several male transvestites
00:51:29 interred in our relocation centers
00:51:31 came before Congress today.
00:51:34 Claiming that these transvestites
00:51:35 were not a danger to society,
00:51:38 the families passionately lobbied the Senate
00:51:40 for their release.
00:51:41 Senator White chided the relatives of the transvestites.
00:51:45 For the security of the nation,
00:51:47 we must be overly cautious.
00:51:50 So be warned, if you dress like a mother
00:51:54 and act like a mother,
00:51:56 you will be treated like a mother.
00:52:00 - I can't believe Wagner sent us on this.
00:52:03 I mean, anyone could've covered this.
00:52:05 We gotta get that tape back to the studio.
00:52:07 - Yeah, Wagner's got power problems.
00:52:10 He's a real pain in the ass.
00:52:12 - How do I look?
00:52:14 Do I look really fat?
00:52:16 - You look,
00:52:19 you look, you look great.
00:52:22 But I'm framed above anything our audience
00:52:24 might find offensive.
00:52:26 - What would I do without Yank?
00:52:29 - Okay, ready?
00:52:30 - I'm standing at the site of the latest
00:52:34 in a growing number of attacks against mothers-to-be.
00:52:37 Here in this quiet neighborhood
00:52:38 in a home for pregnant teens,
00:52:40 seven young women were burned to death this afternoon.
00:52:43 Their crime, pregnancy.
00:52:45 - Hank, watch out, gun, gun, Hank!
00:52:51 Oh my God, Hank, get up.
00:52:53 Are you all right?
00:52:54 Help me, somebody help me!
00:52:56 Help, get this thing off of him.
00:52:58 Hank, oh my God, help me, somebody help!
00:53:02 Peter, it's me, Hank is dead.
00:53:04 - Are you all right?
00:53:06 - No, and now I'm being pulled over.
00:53:09 I--
00:53:10 - What's happening?
00:53:11 (siren blaring)
00:53:14 Lori, Lori, talk to me.
00:53:16 - Get out of the car! - Lori!
00:53:19 - Now!
00:53:20 Put your hands where I can see 'em!
00:53:22 Get your hands up!
00:53:23 Turn around!
00:53:25 - Lori, I can hear you.
00:53:26 - Drop the gun!
00:53:27 - It's not--
00:53:28 - Drop the gun or I'll blow your goddamn head off!
00:53:31 - Can you hear me?
00:53:32 - Back away from the gun!
00:53:34 Back away!
00:53:35 - Officer!
00:53:36 - Shut up!
00:53:37 Get up against the car, get your ass up against the car!
00:53:41 - Suspect gets a profile, female called--
00:53:43 - Shut up!
00:53:44 Oh my God!
00:53:46 - Come on, down here.
00:53:48 - Peter!
00:53:49 - Officer, hold on!
00:53:49 - Peter!
00:53:50 - Excuse me, sir.
00:53:51 - Lori, are you all right?
00:53:52 - Excuse me, sir,
00:53:53 this is official business.
00:53:54 - I'm with her.
00:53:54 - She's about to pop.
00:53:55 She's got no tags.
00:53:56 - I'll relocate her.
00:53:57 - I'll handle it.
00:53:58 - You're a pain, you know me!
00:53:59 - Shut up!
00:54:00 - Are you an acquaintance with this mother?
00:54:02 - I'm the father.
00:54:03 I'll take it from here.
00:54:04 - No license, no tags, it's better off with us.
00:54:06 We'll let you know if the baby's a boy.
00:54:09 - No, Peter.
00:54:10 - Shut up!
00:54:11 - Listen, I'm a physician.
00:54:14 I'd like to see to the delivery myself.
00:54:17 What I'm concerned about is the baby.
00:54:20 The baby boy.
00:54:21 - I think it's best left to us, sir.
00:54:26 - No, let me take care of it.
00:54:27 - You don't mind, do you?
00:54:29 And if I have any disposal problems later,
00:54:33 can I contact you?
00:54:34 - Just give us a ring.
00:54:43 Hey!
00:54:45 Congratulations on your boy.
00:54:52 (door slams)
00:54:55 - Lori, are you all right?
00:55:10 - Where's the tape that was in Hank's camera?
00:55:12 I checked downstairs, they've got the camera,
00:55:14 they've never even seen the tape.
00:55:17 - I should have known it was too dangerous
00:55:18 for you out there.
00:55:21 - The mood's cure.
00:55:22 Hank taped it and now it's gone.
00:55:24 - I'm sending you on maternity leave
00:55:26 for your own protection.
00:55:27 - You just sent me to cover a story
00:55:29 about pregnant women that get murdered.
00:55:32 You can't worry about my protection now.
00:55:33 - I didn't know that was gonna happen.
00:55:34 - You didn't know what was gonna happen?
00:55:36 - Hank's mother would be there.
00:55:38 I just paged you.
00:55:39 - You set us up.
00:55:45 - I didn't set you up.
00:55:47 - Who told you to page us?
00:55:49 - All right, you have a choice.
00:55:50 Either maternity leave or being fired.
00:55:52 - You murdered Hank.
00:55:54 - Okay, you're fired.
00:55:56 Relax, honey, it's just mood.
00:55:57 - No, it's not mood.
00:55:59 Why is it whenever a woman's upset,
00:56:00 men think it's mood?
00:56:02 (grunts)
00:56:04 - Stop crying.
00:56:09 (grunts)
00:56:12 (glass shatters)
00:56:14 (grunts)
00:56:17 (coughs)
00:56:19 - Laurie, are you okay?
00:56:23 - You gotta talk.
00:56:24 Peter, somebody doesn't want your cure to be made public.
00:56:30 - Laurie. - No, no, listen to me.
00:56:31 Okay, first, Bran wants our tape, but we say no.
00:56:34 Next thing you know, his dickhead nephew,
00:56:36 he pages us for this assignment,
00:56:38 and Hank's mother just happens to be there,
00:56:39 armed and waiting.
00:56:41 Hank is killed, and I'm locked up.
00:56:43 They intend for me to disappear.
00:56:45 But you, thank you very much, you get me out.
00:56:47 Meanwhile, the tape of the cure disappears.
00:56:49 It vanishes without a trace.
00:56:51 No one's even heard of it.
00:56:52 They don't even know the cure exists.
00:56:54 See, I think that Bran has decided
00:56:56 that life without mothers isn't so bad.
00:56:58 - Laurie, it's-- - No, Peter,
00:56:59 I'm telling you, he doesn't want the cure.
00:57:03 - Great story idea, Laurie,
00:57:04 but number one, the cure didn't work.
00:57:05 - No, it did work.
00:57:06 - Number two, I'm seeing Mr. Bran tomorrow.
00:57:08 You're afraid he wants to suppress the cure.
00:57:09 - Right.
00:57:11 - I'm afraid he wants to distribute it
00:57:12 before it's adequately tested.
00:57:13 That's his history.
00:57:15 And if they're not wanting the mothers back,
00:57:17 well, nobody feels that way.
00:57:19 - We are all aware of the danger,
00:57:26 and no one disputes the need
00:57:28 to separate these mothers from their children.
00:57:33 But such grave attacks on the civil liberties
00:57:36 of any member of society
00:57:40 threatens all of society.
00:57:43 - Congresswoman Levitz,
00:57:45 I have but one simple question to ask,
00:57:47 and all it requires is a simple yes or no answer.
00:57:51 - Yes, Senator McDonald.
00:57:54 - Are you now,
00:57:56 or have you ever been...
00:58:01 a mother?
00:58:04 - ♪ I don't want you ♪
00:58:08 [laughter]
00:58:10 ♪ I'm a duck in someone else's door ♪
00:58:14 ♪ I was waffling, but now I'm sure ♪
00:58:17 ♪ Don't want you around here ♪
00:58:22 ♪ I can't abide your lies ♪
00:58:24 - See that?
00:58:25 The world has changed.
00:58:27 Now motherhood is something to be proud of.
00:58:28 - Now, Laura, you've had a horrible, horrible day.
00:58:30 Sometimes we tend to blow things out of proportion
00:58:32 when times get tough.
00:58:34 So what'll you have?
00:58:35 - I'd like a hot tea, please.
00:58:38 - Sorry, bud, she has to go.
00:58:39 - Excuse me?
00:58:41 - Mothers, we don't serve them.
00:58:42 - Are you crazy?
00:58:44 - It's policy.
00:58:45 She's disturbing the customers.
00:58:47 - That's ridiculous. - I'm not disturbing anybody.
00:58:50 - Yeah, I don't want to look at this.
00:58:52 - Hey, get away from her.
00:58:53 - Hey.
00:58:54 [men shouting]
00:58:57 - Get out of here.
00:58:59 - Mothers, stay out of here.
00:59:02 [dramatic music]
00:59:05 ♪
00:59:12 - Jeez.
00:59:13 - Oof.
00:59:14 ♪
00:59:16 - Are you sick?
00:59:17 - No, it was a kick.
00:59:19 ♪
00:59:26 ♪
00:59:31 [laughs]
00:59:33 - I felt it.
00:59:36 I felt it.
00:59:39 I don't want to take my hand off you.
00:59:43 - I don't want you to.
00:59:45 [dramatic music]
00:59:52 ♪
01:00:02 ♪ Home, home on the range ♪
01:00:17 [whistles]
01:00:19 ♪ Where the deer and the antelope play ♪
01:00:24 [laughs]
01:00:27 ♪ Where seldom is heard ♪
01:00:31 ♪ A discouraging word ♪
01:00:34 ♪ And the skies are not cloudy ♪
01:00:38 ♪ No, the skies are not cloudy ♪
01:00:42 ♪ Oh, the skies are not cloudy ♪
01:00:46 ♪ All day ♪
01:00:48 ♪ ♪
01:00:51 [playful music]
01:00:54 ♪ ♪
01:00:56 [panting]
01:00:59 ♪ ♪
01:01:01 [panting]
01:01:04 ♪ ♪
01:01:06 [panting]
01:01:09 ♪ ♪
01:01:11 [panting]
01:01:14 ♪ ♪
01:01:16 [panting]
01:01:18 [panting]
01:01:21 ♪ ♪
01:01:23 [laughs]
01:01:25 ♪ ♪
01:01:27 [laughs]
01:01:29 ♪ ♪
01:01:31 [music stops]
01:01:33 [distant chatter]
01:01:36 [door opens]
01:01:38 [door closes]
01:01:40 [door opens]
01:01:42 - Peter. Oh! - Oh!
01:01:44 - Oh, are you okay? - Hi.
01:01:46 - What are you looking for? - Oh, the vial of maternal hormones
01:01:49 from the demo yesterday. It's missing.
01:01:51 [zipper zips]
01:01:53 - Oh, Miss Shallot.
01:01:55 Nice to see you.
01:01:57 Would you excuse us, please?
01:02:00 - Melvin, have you seen the vial of maternal hormones?
01:02:02 - Mr. Brandt, when do you plan to distribute the cure?
01:02:04 - Miss Shallot, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:02:06 - That's a good question. When do you plan to distribute the cure?
01:02:09 - I'm putting Melvin in charge of the testing.
01:02:11 Melvin, will you bring the notebooks on the cure to my office tonight?
01:02:14 - Certainly. - Are you going to distribute the cure?
01:02:16 - Well, of course. - But when?
01:02:18 - Well, let's see. First, we have to test for long-term effects.
01:02:21 And then there's approval by the food and drug admin.
01:02:23 - How long till the mothers get the cure?
01:02:25 - And after that, there are patents to be searched.
01:02:27 - No, Mr. Brandt, how long? - And manufacturers and distributors and...
01:02:30 15, 20 years.
01:02:33 - I want you to say it to her, or her, or her.
01:02:37 - Say it to my mom.
01:02:39 - I'll say it to my mother!
01:02:41 Peter, don't you realize what these women have done?
01:02:47 Why, they're more destructive than the illegal aliens.
01:02:51 They've hogged countless jobs, and what's more,
01:02:54 they've done it for no wages.
01:02:57 None!
01:02:59 How do you run an economy when people don't get paid?
01:03:03 They screw us.
01:03:05 - You are insane!
01:03:07 - If you don't distribute the cure... - Then we will.
01:03:10 - I think not.
01:03:13 Come on, get in! Get in!
01:03:18 (gunshot)
01:03:20 (gunshot)
01:03:22 - Faster.
01:03:24 - Thanks, Mellon.
01:03:26 Don't forget to come by my place tonight with the milk notes.
01:03:28 - Open the door!
01:03:30 - What's he got on you?
01:03:32 What was your mistake? What's it my fault?
01:03:35 - The ozone aids? What was it?
01:03:37 - I didn't mean to. - Yeah, neither did I.
01:03:39 I caused the move to that damn milk.
01:03:41 - You caused the move? - Sorry, I'm sorry.
01:03:43 - God damn it!
01:03:45 - I don't know whether to help you or let her kill you.
01:03:48 - Lori, I'm trying to do right. Really.
01:03:51 - No, we just got to get out of here.
01:03:53 - Oh!
01:03:55 - Oh, God.
01:03:57 (baby crying)
01:03:59 - We've got to get these mothers out of the camps.
01:04:04 - What would your mamas say?
01:04:06 (baby crying)
01:04:17 (screaming)
01:04:19 - You bastard. You could have killed us in there.
01:04:25 - Well, you started it. - Oh, stop it.
01:04:29 - Did not. - Did too. - Did not. - Did too. - Did not. - Did too. - No.
01:04:32 - Do you want to fight or save the world?
01:04:34 - Save the world. - Save the world. - Okay.
01:04:38 (rock music)
01:04:40 - Lori, Melvin, start-- - I'm not talking to you.
01:05:00 - Listen, I know you're mad because I caused Moose.
01:05:02 I'm really sorry. But we've got work to do.
01:05:04 So start packing the office and lab, and I'll be back in an hour.
01:05:07 - Well, where are you going?
01:05:09 - Dad.
01:05:13 You look, uh...
01:05:16 Your hair.
01:05:19 - Yeah, it looks great, doesn't it?
01:05:21 Hey, just in time for dinner. - I gotta talk to you, Dad.
01:05:24 - Need money? - No problem.
01:05:26 - They're trying to stop the cure from getting out.
01:05:30 We've got to take it underground, and we've got to leave tonight.
01:05:32 We'll swing by the lab, pick up Mom, and head north.
01:05:36 - I'm not going.
01:05:38 - What do you mean?
01:05:41 We've got to get that cure to those mothers, or they'll never get out of those camps.
01:05:44 We've got to fight back.
01:05:46 - He's not going, Peter.
01:05:49 - This is between me and my father. - And Arlene.
01:05:53 - We're going. You, me, Mom-- - Hey, things have changed.
01:05:57 - Yeah, I see changes. Ridiculous changes.
01:05:59 - Ridiculous, huh? You think it's ridiculous?
01:06:02 I'll tell you ridiculous.
01:06:04 I've been around about 45 years as a white mouse in a stained apron.
01:06:07 Now that's ridiculous.
01:06:09 - Well, I'm sure you and Mom can figure something out.
01:06:11 - Don't you understand? Your father doesn't want your mother.
01:06:14 - Give me that!
01:06:21 - You have a wife, my mother.
01:06:24 You all want to forget about that, but I'm not going to let you forget.
01:06:27 I'm going to cure them.
01:06:31 Those women are going to come back here and they're going to be pissed off.
01:06:34 If there's ever anything I can do for you,
01:06:48 don't hesitate to call.
01:07:00 Mr. Brand, please.
01:07:02 It's Peter's father.
01:07:05 Peter just left here, and I think he has some crazy idea about releasing the mothers.
01:07:10 - I'm glad you called.
01:07:19 I understand you and Peter had a little quarrel.
01:07:27 - We had words. - Yeah, he got real worked up.
01:07:31 - Milk? - Oh, no thanks.
01:07:41 - Well, don't worry about Peter.
01:07:45 Hey, look at that.
01:07:49 Appendix. You ever have yours on?
01:07:53 - No, no, no, no. Never went bad.
01:07:55 - No, no, neither did this one, but hey, it's got no function.
01:07:59 No use to modern man. Why hang on to it?
01:08:02 Sentimental reasons? Nostalgia? Habit?
01:08:07 Slice out the obsolete, I say.
01:08:10 Don't worry about your son. Things have a way of working themselves out.
01:08:18 Have some milk.
01:08:22 (water pouring)
01:08:24 All right.
01:08:29 If I drank the contents of Violet, the maternal hormone,
01:08:35 would they interact with the elements of the environment and turn me into a murdering mother?
01:08:44 (water pouring)
01:08:46 Don't want to lose him.
01:08:59 - What's this? - A little souvenir.
01:09:09 (cork pops)
01:09:11 I've got to go help Laura at the office.
01:09:29 Will you fill a hypo full of the cure and just leave it right down here?
01:09:32 I'm going to inject Mom before we leave.
01:09:34 - I could cure her right now if you want.
01:09:36 - Well, I think we ought to wait. Less noise, you know what I mean?
01:09:39 - Gotcha. So I'll bring your mom and Lori's here.
01:09:43 Then I'll take care of my mom.
01:09:46 - Sounds good, Melvin. Thanks.
01:09:49 (thunder rumbling)
01:09:55 (ominous music)
01:10:00 (lighter clicking)
01:10:02 - Just for you, Mrs. Cachran.
01:10:09 - Melvin's getting our moms.
01:10:16 (light music)
01:10:20 (lighter clicking)
01:10:22 (lighter clicking)
01:10:49 (light music)
01:10:51 - Lori?
01:11:00 Listen, I can't undo what's already been done,
01:11:03 but I can work to make things better.
01:11:05 Cure the mothers and get them out of the camps.
01:11:07 I'd like to do this with you.
01:11:11 - I mean, you caused this.
01:11:15 (light music)
01:11:17 (glass shattering)
01:11:28 - Lori, it's all right.
01:11:32 It's all right.
01:11:36 - Oh! - What is it?
01:11:39 - Oh, Peter. Peter, it's time.
01:11:43 - Sorry, Mrs. Cachran.
01:11:45 I'm gonna go get Mrs. Shallot, and I'll be right back.
01:11:49 Don't go anywhere. (laughing)
01:11:53 Hey.
01:12:00 Little tranquilizer will take care of my mama.
01:12:04 - Oh, come on. Come on. - Oh, oh, oh, Peter!
01:12:09 - Easy. Easy. - Ow, ow, ow, no!
01:12:12 - You got to call the hospital. - No, no, don't go!
01:12:14 - Okay. - Oh, please. No, ow, ow, go, go!
01:12:17 Hurry, call the hospital, ow! Oof, oof!
01:12:20 (light music)
01:12:23 - Damn, this is stupid.
01:12:34 What do I do, put Mom to sleep and then carry her?
01:12:37 No.
01:12:42 Cure.
01:12:44 Out with the tranquilizer.
01:12:57 In with the cure.
01:13:02 - Maternity? - What?
01:13:06 - Okay, okay, then paternity, then. Go ahead.
01:13:11 All right. Here we go.
01:13:14 Ladies first.
01:13:16 Just gotta swing by and pick up my mom, okay?
01:13:19 Okay. Yeah, good girl.
01:13:23 Here we go.
01:13:26 Just gonna put you right here, Mrs. Shallot.
01:13:29 Okay.
01:13:31 Evening, ladies.
01:13:35 - Ouch, oh, Peter, I'm gonna... - No, that won't be necessary.
01:13:39 It's fine. She's not dangerous.
01:13:42 - Bingo. - No, I don't need that kind of protection.
01:13:47 And that's... time.
01:13:53 Listen...
01:13:55 (light music)
01:13:57 Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow! Peter!
01:14:23 Oh, Peter!
01:14:25 Oh, Peter!
01:14:28 Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow!
01:14:31 - Peter. - Couldn't get through.
01:14:33 - I can't do this. - This storm has all the power lines down.
01:14:36 - Thank you, hon. - Ow, ow, ow!
01:14:43 You all know mothers only attack their own kids, right?
01:14:46 Ow, ow!
01:14:52 Mom?
01:14:54 Damn.
01:15:07 I thought we had this cured down.
01:15:16 (thunder rumbling)
01:15:18 - That must be Melvin. - Melvin, we're back here.
01:15:25 - Don't, don't! - Wait right there.
01:15:28 Hold on, Mom.
01:15:30 I... I know you're mad.
01:15:33 Don't, ow! Don't!
01:15:36 I can tell, and you have every reason to be.
01:15:42 I've been a bad boy, a bad boy.
01:15:45 Ow, ow, ow!
01:15:48 Just stop, okay, Mom?
01:15:50 - Ow, ow! - Don't do this, Mom.
01:15:53 - Ow, ow! - Mom?
01:15:55 - Peter! - Ow!
01:15:57 - Stop right there, Mom. - Mom, the baby's coming!
01:16:00 - Mom? - The baby's coming! Peter!
01:16:02 Mom!
01:16:04 Mom!
01:16:06 Ow, ow, ow!
01:16:12 (groaning)
01:16:14 Somebody!
01:16:18 Oh, my God, the baby's coming!
01:16:39 Oh, God, oh, Peter!
01:16:41 Oh, oh, oh, oh, God!
01:16:45 Oh, Peter!
01:16:47 (screaming)
01:16:51 Mom!
01:16:53 No, ow!
01:16:55 God, oh, my...
01:16:57 (screaming)
01:16:59 Graham?
01:17:01 No.
01:17:04 Graham, no, Graham!
01:17:07 Graham! No!
01:17:09 Graham! (screaming)
01:17:11 (screaming)
01:17:14 (eerie music)
01:17:17 (eerie music)
01:17:20 (eerie music)
01:17:22 (clattering)
01:17:33 (groaning)
01:17:47 (clattering)
01:17:49 Oh, my God.
01:17:55 (eerie music)
01:18:04 (eerie music)
01:18:06 - Oh, God, I thought you were dead. - Peter.
01:18:19 - Are you okay? - Laura, did you have the baby?
01:18:26 - Yes. - What did you do with it?
01:18:30 - I didn't know what else to do. - What?
01:18:33 The toilet.
01:18:37 - Hey, it's locked. - Knock.
01:18:53 (knocking)
01:18:58 (eerie music)
01:19:00 How are you feeling?
01:19:24 (indistinct chatter)
01:19:26 (baby crying)
01:19:32 She has her father's eyes.
01:19:36 Laurie? Laurie, are you all right?
01:19:43 Where's my mother?
01:19:47 (baby crying)
01:19:53 - She'll be okay. - Oh, wait, and me, too.
01:19:56 Hello, sweetheart. You betcha, darling.
01:20:01 Oh, you betcha.
01:20:03 Oh, sure.
01:20:05 Oh, my.
01:20:07 I've got to go to the lab. I'll be right back.
01:20:13 Peter.
01:20:16 Maybe someone or something will judge you.
01:20:21 Maybe the good will outweigh the bad.
01:20:23 I can't tell.
01:20:26 But I'm not gonna judge.
01:20:28 (baby crying)
01:20:30 Hi.
01:20:40 Are you hungry?
01:20:42 Hi. Welcome to the world.
01:20:45 Hi.
01:20:49 Hi.
01:20:51 Melvin! Melvin!
01:20:54 We got mothers all over the place.
01:20:56 Mom, you won't believe it.
01:21:03 You're a grandma.
01:21:05 (screaming)
01:21:07 Thanks a lot, Melvin.
01:21:11 Bet you're gonna fill it up.
01:21:13 Jesus Christ!
01:21:15 - Stay back, Dad. - Water.
01:21:18 Water. I put in water.
01:21:21 I was...
01:21:23 I was...
01:21:25 What?
01:21:29 A mother.
01:21:31 It wears off.
01:21:39 Thank goodness.
01:21:42 (music playing)
01:21:44 I just gave him another shot of the cure.
01:21:54 He's gonna be moody for a few days, but it'll pass.
01:21:57 Thanks.
01:21:59 I'm sorry about what happened earlier.
01:22:01 Take care of him, okay?
01:22:04 Good luck.
01:22:07 (music playing)
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01:22:43 (crying)
01:22:45 (crying)
01:23:05 (crying)
01:23:07 (crying)
01:23:20 (crying)
01:23:32 (crying)
01:23:34 Go on. You have work to do.
01:23:54 We'll take care of her.
01:23:56 Go on.
01:23:58 (crying)
01:24:00 I'm so proud of you.
01:24:08 And I love you so much.
01:24:10 And I'm so sorry for all the problems.
01:24:13 But I love you very much.
01:24:16 Go on. You've got to get going.
01:24:22 (crying)
01:24:24 So we'll head north, hit the next camp,
01:24:31 cure the mothers, and on to the next.
01:24:34 Let's see.
01:24:36 We've got the research notes,
01:24:40 the cure, the hypos.
01:24:44 Looks like I'm just missing one thing.
01:24:47 A kiss.
01:24:49 (music playing)
01:24:51 Don't let me interrupt anything.
01:25:02 Hands high!
01:25:05 I thought there'd be trouble when Melvin didn't visit me.
01:25:10 Where is the boy?
01:25:12 He's dead.
01:25:13 Oh, saves me the trouble.
01:25:15 It's over, Brand. We're leaving.
01:25:19 I think not.
01:25:21 Look.
01:25:23 Can't shoot us all, Brand.
01:25:28 All right, stay back.
01:25:30 Mom? Mom, stay back!
01:25:34 Cure her, Dr. Cochran!
01:25:37 She is cured.
01:25:39 Mommy?
01:25:41 I'm your little peach strawberry.
01:25:44 Remember?
01:25:46 He's mine.
01:25:48 Who are you?
01:25:52 I believe you knew my son, Melvin.
01:25:55 Oh, God.
01:25:58 (screaming)
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