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Bottoms Movie Clip - We're Doing This
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00:00 I can't believe they're letting you guys start a fight club.
00:02 No, they're not. We're not.
00:04 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it. We're doing it.
00:07 PJ, I wasn't being serious.
00:09 Josie, did you see the way that Isabel and Brittany were looking at us?
00:12 Ugh.
00:13 Also, you heard the announcements.
00:15 Girls are terrified. It's perfect. They need this.
00:18 Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe.
00:21 We can't do that, okay? We'd be misleading them.
00:24 Guys do that all the time, okay? That's the point of feminism.
00:26 That's not the point of feminism. You also don't care about feminism.
00:30 Your favorite show is Entourage. You're missing the point.
00:32 I don't really think I am. We don't know how to fight.
00:34 You guys probably fought girls in juvie.
00:36 No, we were lying about that, obviously.
00:38 -About juvie? -Yeah, I mean, what?
00:40 Why would you lie to me?
00:41 You were the one who said we went to juvie. I just didn't correct you.
00:44 Listen, self-defense isn't sexual common sense.
00:46 You try to punch me in the face, I stop it from happening.
00:49 Whatever. I don't care. It's easy.
00:51 Look, this is how we do this.
00:53 Okay, we start with taekwondo, which I've got covered.
00:56 And then you guys can move on to air punches.
00:58 Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Who do we know? Who do we know?
01:00 I'll bring Stella Rebecca.
01:02 You know Stella Rebecca?
01:03 Stella Rebecca who models at car conventions in Chicago on the weekends?
01:06 Yeah, we're family friends.
01:07 Okay, great. Well, then bring her.
01:09 -Ugh. -Josie.
01:12 -What? -We're doing this.
01:13 -No. -Yeah.
01:14 Listen to me. We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves
01:17 against the evil Huntington killers.
01:20 They are grateful to us. We build a community.
01:23 We bond. We share. We connect.
01:27 We're punching each other. Adrenaline is flowing.
01:30 Next thing you know, Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouths!
01:34 Josie, Isabel knew your name.
01:39 -If we do this... -Mm-hmm.
01:40 -Very big if... -Mm.
01:42 We just run the risk of becoming even bigger losers than we already are right now.
01:45 And I hate to break it to you, but we're pretty big losers.
01:48 And that is the beauty. That is the beauty of this.
01:50 Because we are literally at the bottom. We're the lowest of the low.
01:54 -Okay. -We have nowhere to go but up.
01:55 Listen, I think this is a good idea, okay?
01:58 There's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school.
02:01 We're at the point, Hazel. We're at the point.
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