Oddities Movie Clip

Oddities Movie Clip -  Adrienne Barbeau

Transcript

00:00 All right, so we're gonna walk up all casual.

00:03 Nice couple on a lazy Sunday.

00:05 What if she recognizes you?

00:07 She won't. She barely noticed me.

00:09 You're gonna chat her up while I make my way to the back.

00:14 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.

00:16 What do I chat her up about?

00:20 Whatever the fuck.

00:23 Small talk. The news. Gas prices.

00:26 I... Here.

00:29 Just keep her up here long enough so she doesn't see down the hallway.

00:33 Ask her some shit like, "You're about to buy something."

00:37 Now, once I get the mirror, I'm gonna make sure that the coast is clear,

00:41 and I'm gonna quietly unlock the back door.

00:43 Then, when I'm ready to make a run for it, I'm gonna knock some shit over.

00:48 That'll make her come back and check to see what's up.

00:50 What if you can't get it open? What if it's a fucking lock?

00:52 I'm gonna get the fucking thing open, okay?

00:55 It's not a bank heist. It's five ten-minute stops.

00:58 Okay?

00:59 Okay? Now, like I said, I'm gonna make a run for it.

01:05 Once she's distracted, you are going to casually walk out the front again.

01:11 I'm gonna be waiting in the lot with the engine on.

01:15 By the time that she knows what's up, we'll be driving off into the sunset.

01:19 [Music]

01:32 (cow mooing)

01:34 (snoring)