Minecraft But It's BEAUTY And The BEAST!

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Transcript
00:00 A tale as old as time.
00:01 This is Beauty and the Beast, but in Minecraft.
00:04 My friends and I have a movie night,
00:06 but instead of watching the movies,
00:07 we become the movie, just in our own way.
00:10 From the beauty, magic, and enchantment,
00:13 let us take you on this exciting adventure
00:15 of Beauty and the Beast.
00:16 - Oh, mademoiselle, won't you be our guest
00:19 by liking and subscribing?
00:21 - Oh, of course.
00:22 Thanks, guys.
00:23 Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:26 I'm so excited to go read my book.
00:28 Oh, bonjour, bonjour.
00:30 (laughs)
00:32 Oh, let's see.
00:33 ♪ Little town, it's a quiet village ♪
00:37 ♪ Every day like the one before ♪
00:41 ♪ Little town filled with little people ♪
00:46 ♪ Waking up to say ♪
00:50 (shrieks)
00:54 - Wow, here's Staun.
00:57 - Ha ha ha, you're the best hunter alive.
01:01 No bird stands a chance against you.
01:03 And no girl, for that matter.
01:06 - You're right, Lenoy.
01:07 I do deserve the best.
01:09 And I'm gonna marry that girl right over there.
01:12 (gasps)
01:14 - Aphmau?
01:15 - Yes, of course.
01:16 She's the lucky one I'm going to marry
01:18 because we're both pretty.
01:21 - Ah.
01:21 - But we could be.
01:22 I have to keep it a secret, though, okay?
01:24 Very important. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25 Very much.
01:26 - Can't know. - Wink.
01:26 - That girl over there can't know
01:28 that we're gonna get married.
01:30 - You got this, Pierce Staun.
01:31 - Thank you.
01:32 - Goodness, can you believe him?
01:33 - Hey, Lenoy, look what we have over here.
01:35 It's Aph-Belle.
01:37 - Oh, sure is.
01:39 Bonjour, Aph-Belle.
01:41 - Bonjour, Monsieur Lenoy.
01:44 - Why are you talking French?
01:46 - Well, I mean, everyone else is.
01:47 - What?
01:48 I wasn't even saying this the whole time.
01:50 - Pierce, you are absolutely primeval, I swear.
01:53 - Oh, that's a big word.
01:53 - That was very big.
01:54 But hey, let's ignore the big words for now.
01:58 And come look at my trophies
02:00 and go on talk about how great I am.
02:02 - Oh, Pierce Staun, can't you see
02:03 that I'm reading right now?
02:04 - What do you mean, read?
02:05 This thing right here?
02:07 This bad Aph-Belle people don't like
02:09 when thinking is done around here.
02:11 Soon you'll start using your brain
02:12 and think things and such.
02:15 It's just, ugh.
02:16 - Pierce wants brains when he can have brawn
02:19 like Pierce Staun.
02:20 - Absolutely.
02:21 I am gorgeous and I can bounce an egg
02:24 off of these pecks, observe.
02:26 - Oh.
02:27 That's absolutely.
02:30 - Five dozen of them, ready?
02:30 (gulping)
02:33 - Wow, Pierce Staun, you're amazing.
02:35 - Of course I am.
02:36 - I am so proud of you.
02:37 You could do that, okay?
02:38 That's great.
02:39 Here, how about you start your reflection in the water
02:41 and I'm going to go and help my father.
02:44 (laughing)
02:45 - Wait.
02:46 - Oh, yeah, the crazy guy.
02:48 (laughing)
02:51 - My father is not crazy.
02:52 - The loon.
02:52 (laughing)
02:53 - He's an adventure.
02:54 He's the greatest adventure that's ever existed.
02:57 Oh my gosh.
02:58 (laughing)
03:00 - Adventure of house removal.
03:02 (laughing)
03:04 - Good one, Pierce Staun.
03:05 - All right, let's go find something to hang on our wall.
03:07 - Oh, boy.
03:08 - Oh, no, it's fine, dear.
03:10 I had a little bit of an accident here,
03:13 but I had a major breakthrough in one of my inventions.
03:17 I can't wait to show it.
03:18 It's going to change our lives forever.
03:21 - Oh, my God, I am so proud of you
03:22 for discovering new inventions.
03:24 You know what?
03:25 I'm going to go and get some wood
03:26 so we can rebuild the house, okay?
03:27 I'll go into the enchanted forest.
03:29 - Oh, that sounds good.
03:30 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop.
03:32 What, what?
03:33 The enchanted forest, you said?
03:35 - Yes, I'll go into the enchanted forest
03:37 and get some wood so we can rebuild our house.
03:39 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:40 Listen, you cannot go out to that forest.
03:43 Have you not heard the legends that are going on right now?
03:46 - No, I haven't.
03:47 - Oh, you better.
03:49 The legends state that there is a legendary beast
03:52 of great legend that is out there in the legendary forest.
03:57 It is legend.
03:57 - But, you know, I just think that I need some time away
03:59 from the village.
04:00 It's just, I want something more out there, you know?
04:03 - Well, if you wanted more, you just say so.
04:05 You can just go and marry Pierston over there.
04:07 - Oh, you know what?
04:09 That's what everyone says.
04:10 You know what?
04:12 I'm going to go out and get some fresh air.
04:14 I won't go into the enchanted forest.
04:16 Absolutely not.
04:17 I will be back, father.
04:18 Goodbye.
04:19 - All right, I trust you, dear.
04:21 - Thank you.
04:22 I'm going out this way.
04:22 Bye-bye.
04:23 It's raining outside.
04:25 Oh no.
04:27 Oh no, Philippe.
04:28 I don't know where we're going to have to go for the night.
04:30 I don't even know where the village is.
04:32 Wait a minute.
04:33 I've never seen that part of the enchanted forest before.
04:35 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
04:37 Oh, there.
04:38 Oh my gosh, it's beautiful.
04:40 Let's go inside for shelter.
04:42 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
04:44 Here, I'll leave you under here so that way,
04:46 in case something is going bad inside,
04:48 I'll be right back.
04:49 Hello?
04:50 Hello?
04:51 Is anybody in here?
04:53 - Monsieur Mademoiselle.
04:56 Whoa, whoa.
04:56 No, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
05:00 I'm not a rat.
05:01 I'm not a rat.
05:02 Hang on, hang on.
05:02 Let me light this place up.
05:04 It's so grim and dark in here.
05:06 Hello.
05:07 Welcome.
05:08 Welcome to our castle.
05:10 (singing)
05:12 - Que fait-il?
05:13 What is going on here?
05:15 - I was just about to go into the song.
05:17 - No, we can't afford that.
05:19 Look, what are you doing letting this trespasser
05:21 into the master's castle?
05:22 - Me?
05:23 I didn't let her in, but does she seem...
05:24 - Talking furniture?
05:25 - What are you talking about?
05:26 Seem what?
05:27 - Oh, you both are so cute, but who's the cutest of you?
05:30 - Oh, it's definitely me.
05:32 - The cute one is the one that doesn't have the ego.
05:34 Thank you.
05:35 - Wow.
05:36 - What is this?
05:37 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:39 Don't, don't, don't go far.
05:40 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
05:42 - Yes, hello.
05:43 Nice to meet you.
05:43 I am Lumiere.
05:45 I am a nice golden candelabra.
05:48 And this, this number is a...
05:51 - I am Cogsworth.
05:53 Thank you very much.
05:54 - We don't have time to talk about that.
05:56 - I'll be just looking around.
05:58 If I could stay the night, then...
06:00 Huh?
06:01 Huh?
06:02 What the?
06:02 - Oh dear.
06:03 - What is someone doing inside my castle?
06:06 - What?
06:07 - Master.
06:08 - It was raining outside and I wasn't sure where I could go.
06:11 I was, I thought I could stay here.
06:12 - Master, she's all alone in the rain.
06:14 It's cold outside.
06:16 - She just wandered in here, sir.
06:17 I mean, we, we, we didn't have no idea
06:19 that anyone was going to come here and...
06:21 - What?
06:22 Since you're here, you'll pay with your father's life.
06:25 - But, but, wait, wait, my dad isn't here.
06:27 - Okay, fine.
06:28 You would stay, that works.
06:29 - Fine, show me to the dungeon or wherever I'm staying.
06:32 - Ah, dungeon, yes.
06:33 - Master, if I could be so bold as to
06:36 maybe offer a suggestion here.
06:38 Maybe she doesn't need to go into the dungeon.
06:41 I mean, there are other things that she could do,
06:45 right, Lumiere?
06:46 - We have so many vacant rooms right now
06:49 and she would like and be grateful
06:51 maybe even love her stay here.
06:55 - Yes, like she could be the very one to break the curse.
07:00 - She could be.
07:02 - Okay, so no dungeon, room upgrade on the house.
07:05 Show her to her room, but under one condition.
07:09 Under no circumstances will you ever go to the West Wing.
07:13 Understood?
07:14 - But what's in the West Wing?
07:15 - Doesn't matter, you're not going there.
07:16 - Okay.
07:17 - Right over here, madam.
07:18 - Oh, this is a beautiful room.
07:22 Oh my gosh.
07:23 - Oh, yes, yes.
07:25 I mean, it's much better than any kind of dungeon
07:27 you could possibly be staying in.
07:29 I mean, we want to make sure you have a nice time here
07:32 and enjoy your stay.
07:33 Isn't that right, Lumiere?
07:34 - Absolutely.
07:35 Actually, I was just thinking this place could use some light
07:38 it's a bit dark and dreary.
07:40 - Yes, yes.
07:41 - Let me see if I can get some of my friends here
07:42 to light up the place.
07:44 - Beautiful, beautiful.
07:44 - Anyway, yes, it's a wonderful room.
07:46 - Oh, it's so rainy outside.
07:47 - I'm gonna get some more lights in here, that's better.
07:50 Awesome.
07:51 - Wait, is it true?
07:51 Is it true?
07:52 (gasps)
07:53 - Oh my goodness, we haven't been here!
07:54 - This is the last time that we get guests!
07:57 Oh my goodness, the master usually doesn't allow them!
08:00 - No, there can't be anyone in the forest!
08:02 Oh my gosh, you must be special.
08:07 - Yeah!
08:08 - Oh my goodness, there's a teapot and a chest?
08:12 - Yeah, and the wardrobe, anything you want at your service.
08:16 - You're a candle and you're a clock.
08:18 Oh my goodness.
08:20 - She's quite observant.
08:21 - I think she's quite right.
08:23 (laughing)
08:26 - Oh dear, why do I work here sometimes?
08:29 - I'm really sad.
08:30 - Oh, that's right, cursed.
08:31 - I didn't get to say goodbye to my father.
08:33 (audience awing)
08:34 - Oh, well, I'm sure he's fine, dear.
08:36 I mean, you're going to be able to stay here
08:38 and get nice and warm and enjoy all the amenities we have.
08:41 - Yes, be our guest!
08:43 - Yeah!
08:44 - Yeah, be our guest!
08:45 - You know what?
08:46 You said nice and warm and to be our guest,
08:49 I'm gonna go get some wood for a fire.
08:51 Is there any wood in the castle?
08:53 (snoring)
08:55 - I think in the west wing?
08:57 - Oh, the west wing.
08:59 Okay, I will be right back.
09:00 I'm gonna go get some wood.
09:01 - Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:03 - Actually!
09:04 - Go go to the west wing.
09:05 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:06 - Actually!
09:06 - Yeah, no west wing, no west wing.
09:07 - Anywhere but the west wing.
09:09 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:10 - Yes, get wood and literally any other part of the castle
09:13 except don't go to the west wing.
09:14 - All right, you can trust me.
09:15 I will be back.
09:17 I won't go to the west wing.
09:18 - Yes, we trust you implicitly.
09:19 - Okay, we 100% trust you!
09:19 - 100%!
09:20 - Absolutely!
09:21 - 100% trust happening right here, right now.
09:23 - No reason not to trust you at all.
09:25 - I will be back with the wood.
09:27 - Trust is overflowing here, no west wing.
09:29 - No west wing.
09:30 - So this is the west wing, huh?
09:31 I mean, there might be some wood up there.
09:33 I don't wanna take any of the wood around here
09:35 because it's such a nice castle.
09:37 What is he hiding in here?
09:38 It's a little spooky.
09:40 (whimpering)
09:43 (gasping)
09:45 What's that?
09:47 It's so beautiful.
09:48 Oh my gosh, can I touch it?
09:50 (thunder rumbling)
09:51 - What are you doing in the west wing?
09:53 You said you wouldn't!
09:54 - No, I'm getting out of here!
09:56 I'm not staying here any longer!
09:58 - No, wait!
09:58 (screaming)
09:59 - Gotta get back.
10:00 (sad trombone music)
10:01 What's that sound?
10:02 (screaming)
10:03 - Oh no!
10:04 Stay away, stay back!
10:05 Stay back!
10:06 (screaming)
10:07 No!
10:08 (thunder rumbling)
10:10 - Get away from her!
10:11 - It's him!
10:12 (thunder rumbling)
10:15 (panting)
10:17 You saved me!
10:22 - Oh!
10:22 - Are you all right?
10:23 - Oh no, you're hurt.
10:24 Here.
10:25 - Wait.
10:26 - It's fine, here, here.
10:27 Let me help you, let me help you.
10:29 (grunting)
10:30 - Ow!
10:30 What is that?
10:31 (grunting)
10:32 - Just hold still!
10:33 - Stop!
10:34 - Hold still!
10:35 - I would if you would stop hurting me!
10:37 - It wouldn't hurt so much if you would just hold still!
10:39 - I wouldn't be doing this if you didn't run away!
10:41 - Yeah, well I would've run away if you didn't scare me!
10:43 - I would've scared you if you didn't go to the West Wing.
10:46 - Yeah, well you should learn to control your temper.
10:48 Here, let me help you.
10:49 - Ow!
10:50 Stop!
10:50 (laughing)
10:52 - Thank you for saving me.
10:53 I appreciate it.
10:54 - You're welcome.
10:55 - Oh my goodness, you are super special!
10:59 - Yeah!
10:59 - The master won't stop talking about you!
11:01 - That's so true!
11:03 - I mean, he's right there, I can see that.
11:04 - I know, whatever you did to help him,
11:05 he really, really is happy about it.
11:08 - I mean, he saved me from the wolves,
11:10 and it was very nice of him.
11:12 And what's going on over there?
11:13 - Oh, I must have been so spooky!
11:14 - I can't believe I saved you.
11:15 - Thank you!
11:16 - No, no, no, no, no, no way, master.
11:19 If you want this girl to fall for you,
11:21 you have to wow her.
11:23 Impressione her!
11:25 - Exactly!
11:26 - Like, like with a dance party!
11:28 - Um, absolutely.
11:30 - Dance, absolutely.
11:30 - Yeah, like a ball!
11:32 - Oh, how exciting!
11:34 - Oh, a ball, a ball!
11:35 - We haven't had a ball in forever!
11:37 - I don't know.
11:38 - No, no, no, no, come on, come on.
11:40 You wanna win her over or not?
11:41 - I didn't know our master was such an omega,
11:44 but I mean, sure, do what you want.
11:47 - You better watch out before I make you into firewood!
11:49 - I'm saying that's it.
11:50 - I'll throw you into the next time zone!
11:51 - Um, excuse me, what's going on here?
11:53 - Huh?
11:54 - Uh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
11:56 - I can see you talking right in front of me, so.
11:59 - We shouldn't have done this outside the room.
12:00 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, uh.
12:02 - I invite you to the ball tonight.
12:03 Please come.
12:04 - Oh!
12:05 (panting)
12:06 (ball bouncing)
12:07 - I must run to the wall.
12:08 - Yes, yes, he's inviting you.
12:09 - Master!
12:10 - Yeah, yeah, hold on!
12:11 - Um, okay, but I don't have any dress or anything.
12:14 - Uh, leave it to me!
12:16 All right, are you ready?
12:17 We have the perfect outfit!
12:19 - A perfect outfit, and he's gonna love it too!
12:22 - All right, ready?
12:23 (magical music)
12:25 - Ta-da!
12:25 (gasps)
12:26 - That's so pretty!
12:27 - It looks even better on you!
12:29 - Oh my gosh!
12:30 - Oh my goodness, you look so beautiful!
12:33 - Oh my gosh, so we go to the ball now, or?
12:35 - Yeah!
12:36 - Yeah!
12:37 - All right, let's go.
12:38 - Oh, right this way!
12:39 - Oh, hurry, hurry!
12:41 - She has almost read it for you!
12:42 (gasps)
12:43 - Master, she has arrived!
12:46 - C'est magnifique!
12:47 (boing)
12:48 - She's beautiful, I mean.
12:49 - Would you like to dance?
12:51 - Ugh, no one's ever asked me to dance before.
12:53 - Oh my god, they're so cute!
12:54 - Ugh, I can't dance.
12:56 - Anyone can dance, watch.
12:57 - Ugh, okay.
12:59 - All right, and follow my lead, okay?
13:01 - You can do it, Master!
13:02 - Ready?
13:03 - Okay.
13:04 - Here we go, in three, two, one.
13:05 - Oh, so romantic!
13:05 - They're so cute!
13:07 (magical music)
13:09 - Okay.
13:10 - Oh, I think tonight's the night!
13:12 - Oh, they're dancing!
13:14 - Oh, it's so romantic!
13:16 Oh, this is wonderful!
13:18 - You're not scared?
13:19 - Nope, I'm not.
13:20 - I'll play romantic music for the dance.
13:21 - And you're so good at this.
13:21 - I can't take my eyes off it!
13:23 - It's quite something!
13:25 (magical music)
13:25 - Your castle is beautiful!
13:27 So many books and so much knowledge!
13:29 - All the finest knowledge in Minecraft!
13:32 - Oh my gosh, oh.
13:34 - We had a fun time dancing!
13:36 Why are you sad?
13:37 - Because I can't see my dad.
13:39 I didn't even get to say goodbye to him.
13:41 - I know of a way you can see your dad.
13:43 - Huh, how?
13:45 - Come here.
13:45 - What, what is this?
13:46 - This will show you anything you wanna see.
13:49 - A magic mirror?
13:50 - Just tell it.
13:51 - I wanna see my dad!
13:52 (magical music)
13:53 (gasps)
13:54 (panting)
13:56 Dad!
13:57 Aphmau, where'd you go?
14:01 Why'd you leave me?
14:02 There's still no wood.
14:05 I've been so cold.
14:08 (gasps)
14:08 Yes, bonjour!
14:10 You've said it like 18 times already in the past hour!
14:14 I trust her though, she'll bring the wood.
14:19 She always brings the wood.
14:21 - Oh no, dad!
14:23 Oh.
14:25 - He loves you.
14:26 - He does, but he's never been good at Minecraft
14:30 and he can't build his own house.
14:32 - Go to him.
14:32 - What, you're letting me go?
14:34 - Yes.
14:35 (gasps)
14:36 I might like you, but go to him.
14:39 - Thank you.
14:39 - Ma, that's not gonna break the curse, but it's enough.
14:42 - Just don't go to the West Wing anymore.
14:43 - I like you.
14:44 Oh no, dad!
14:45 Oh no, I can't believe he's sick.
14:48 (gasps)
14:48 Oh no!
14:49 Dad, dad, dad!
14:51 Oh, how could this happen to me?
14:53 Is it summer?
14:53 Uh, you know what, it's fine.
14:56 There we go, there we go.
14:58 Come on, come on, come on.
15:00 (grunts)
15:02 Dad, you're okay.
15:06 (gasps)
15:07 - Half-Mal!
15:07 - Hug.
15:08 - You're all right.
15:10 What happened to you?
15:12 Are you all right?
15:13 - Yes, I was just staying in the castle with the beast.
15:16 He's absolutely--
15:17 - Wait, back up, sister.
15:19 The beast?
15:20 - Uh-huh.
15:21 - Were you held prisoner by him?
15:22 - Well, not exactly.
15:24 I mean, at first, maybe just a little bit, but--
15:26 - You weren't held, but, no, wait.
15:28 That can't be right.
15:29 He must have put you under a spell, then, didn't he?
15:31 (gasps)
15:32 - No, no, dad, I used my thinking brain,
15:34 and I can see that just underneath his--
15:37 - Say no more!
15:38 (gasps)
15:39 Of course he took you under his wing.
15:42 He is evil.
15:45 That terrible beast will pay what he's done to you.
15:48 Don't you worry about it, future wife.
15:51 - No, no, no.
15:52 He's so nice and kind, and it's not--
15:54 - Nonsense!
15:55 - The rest didn't matter.
15:56 It was what was on the inside.
15:58 - Everybody knows that the outside is the most important.
16:01 Isn't that right, Lenoy?
16:02 - Oh, yeah, so important.
16:03 Oh, you are so handsome and so admirable
16:06 and so manly, Pierston.
16:07 - Thank you, thank you, of course.
16:09 - Actually, that's just not exactly--
16:10 No, it's just--
16:12 Just think, Pierston.
16:13 - Think about it for a second.
16:14 Wait a minute, I'm thinking about it.
16:16 (yells)
16:16 - No, no, no, Pierston, no thinking, no thinking.
16:19 - No thinking, right.
16:20 - Snap out of it, snap out of it.
16:21 - You're doing that thinking thing again.
16:23 - There's so many wonderful things in the--
16:25 - Look what he has done!
16:26 He has caused her to use her brain!
16:29 (gasps)
16:30 - What a cruel beast!
16:33 - There is only one thing we can do, fellow villagers,
16:35 and that is to go to the castle
16:37 and take this beast down once and for all.
16:39 Who's with me?
16:40 - Oh, no, I need to--
16:41 - Me!
16:42 - Dear, you are not going anywhere.
16:44 They're doing this for your own good.
16:45 - Anyone here need a bathroom break?
16:46 - Oh, Father, Father, I need to warn the beast.
16:48 - Anybody need some cookies?
16:49 - Now, listen to yourself.
16:50 He is dangerous.
16:51 You have to stay here.
16:53 - No!
16:53 - Hold on, hold on.
16:54 Did I hear you're gonna be warning the beast
16:57 before we arrive?
16:58 Whose side are you on?
17:01 - That's not what I said.
17:02 I said that I was going to go and get some wood, yes.
17:06 - Oh, okay.
17:07 I totally miss her.
17:09 You know, that's my bad, everyone.
17:11 Yeah, she's going to get wood to fix my house.
17:13 - Fix your house?
17:14 And because, future husband, if I'm going to marry you,
17:17 I need to get wood for a house, right?
17:20 - Oh, that does make sense.
17:22 Of course I would make my wife build my house
17:24 for me.
17:25 That makes perfect sense.
17:26 Okay.
17:27 Yes, of course.
17:28 You go out into the woods and fetch some wood
17:30 and I will lead a battalion to take down the beast.
17:33 - Yes, I'm going to-
17:34 - Just leave her to the wood.
17:35 I totally trust her on this.
17:37 - Goodbye, future husband, not really.
17:39 - Goodbye, future wife!
17:41 - Bye-bye!
17:42 - Still trusting you over here.
17:44 - I'm going to go this way instead.
17:45 The fastest way to the castle.
17:46 - Oh, you're going that way.
17:47 Okay, I'll go this way then.
17:47 - That's perfectly fine.
17:48 - That's fine.
17:49 Totally trust.
17:50 - Infinite amounts of trust.
17:51 - So much trust.
17:52 - Oh no, I need to warn the beast.
17:54 (screaming)
17:55 - No, they're already here, the angry mob!
17:56 - Boonjor!
17:57 - Boonjor!
17:58 Yes, Boonjor!
17:59 Oh no, she's gone!
18:01 No!
18:02 - Oh, hey future wife.
18:03 It's weird that you found wood here.
18:05 What are you doing here?
18:07 - I'm at the beast.
18:09 I need to warn him.
18:11 - Yes, of course.
18:12 Warn him of his eventual demise.
18:13 (boing)
18:14 I'm going in!
18:15 (laughing)
18:16 - No!
18:17 - Hello, mad wood girls.
18:18 - No, you're not!
18:18 - We're the head of the village.
18:19 - We shall take care of this ourselves.
18:20 - Oh, beast!
18:21 - Where are you?
18:24 (laughing)
18:25 - He's gone!
18:26 No!
18:26 - What?
18:27 Oh, you don't like me going through this door?
18:28 This door in particular?
18:29 - No, don't go through the door, please.
18:31 - Okay, okay.
18:31 Oh, tell you what, actually, hold on.
18:33 Yeah, come here for a sec.
18:34 - Yes.
18:35 - Real quick.
18:36 To my future wife.
18:36 - Yes.
18:37 - Just get real close.
18:38 - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
18:39 (boing)
18:40 - What the?
18:41 - Oh, I see you!
18:41 - You're down?
18:42 Oh, you have Kindergarten?
18:43 Oh my, oh no!
18:45 - At long last, beast!
18:47 Time you stop threatening and terrorizing this village.
18:50 What say you to this beast?
18:53 - Say nothing.
18:53 (thunder)
18:55 - Nothing?
18:56 This is the moment in which you perish
18:57 and you say nothing?
18:59 - Yes, that's what I said.
19:00 - All right, well that makes my life pretty easy.
19:02 It'll be perfectly obvious.
19:03 - Beast!
19:04 - All right, well, it's been fun.
19:04 - I feel like you came back!
19:05 - Oh, of course you came, and of course.
19:07 - You didn't have to.
19:08 - That was so hard.
19:09 - I wanted to--
19:10 - I have something to tell you.
19:11 - What is it?
19:12 (groaning)
19:13 - Boy, this is a lot of work.
19:15 Anyway.
19:15 - I won't let you get away with this.
19:17 - Hey, whoa, oh hey, hey.
19:18 Let's not do anything we regret, bud.
19:20 Oh, it's really slippery up here.
19:22 What are you doing?
19:23 Oh no, the poison's starting to work, isn't it?
19:27 Oh, what a shame.
19:28 - No!
19:29 (laughing)
19:31 - Well, future wife, at least you get to see
19:33 this monster removed from this world
19:36 before we get married.
19:37 - I am no monster.
19:38 (groaning)
19:39 - Back, back!
19:40 (screaming)
19:42 - Oh no, Beast!
19:46 - What matters is I got to see you one last time.
19:49 - Oh no, I'm so sorry.
19:51 No, no, I, I, I love you.
19:53 (crying)
19:57 (magical music)
20:00 - I, me.
20:01 - It's you.
20:04 It really is you.
20:05 - It's me, I love you.
20:08 - I can't believe you're back.
20:09 - Oh, the monster has returned to being a human.
20:12 Oh, wait, wait, hang on.
20:12 - Oh, yes.
20:13 - At least we're back to normal.
20:14 - We're back to normal.
20:15 - Not the rest of us.
20:16 - Yeah.
20:17 - Hey, they do have a point.
20:18 - Because we don't have enough room in the budget.
20:21 - Sorry guys.
20:22 (screaming)
20:23 - We had a big budget.
20:23 - Do you want to go forever?
20:24 (screaming)
20:25 - No, no, no, no, this was not what I signed up for.
20:28 - Okay, look, it would have been great,
20:31 but the problem is Ian requested multiple swords
20:34 and we could only afford, you can blame him.
20:38 - How much of the budget did you spend on gold?
20:41 - Only worth it.
20:42 (laughing)
20:43 - Oh yeah.
20:44 - Me!
20:45 - Wait, hang on, we'll give you new toys.
20:46 (screaming)
20:47 - No wonder I didn't spend the budget.
20:48 Maybe there's still a chance.
20:50 Grab the rose, rub it on your faces, I don't know.
20:52 (laughing)
20:53 (screaming)