Vikky Ne Dhara Likhari Ka Roop, Ernest Hemingway Ki Maranja Maranj Hasti Ka Kirdar Nibhaya Khoob
Vikky Ne Dhara Likhari Ka Roop, Ernest Hemingway Ki Maranja Maranj Hasti Ka Kirdar Nibhaya Khoob
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Now, our segment is Time Machine.
00:05 Wow!
00:07 Sir, whom are you calling today?
00:09 Okay, whom should I call today? Give me some advice.
00:13 Mr. Haroon, why don't you call Michael Jackson today?
00:16 I like this advice.
00:18 - Anyone else? - Shakira.
00:20 Shakira is also a very good advice.
00:22 I suggest you call Time Machine for Rotis.
00:24 You can't make me recall my childhood.
00:27 I will call him, but he is such a mischievous kid.
00:30 - Oh! - Such a mischievous kid.
00:32 He doesn't know how to use the machine.
00:33 I thought you would say that you will call him after 20 years.
00:37 - But he is still a kid. - Wow!
00:39 You have given a lot of suggestions.
00:41 And thank you very much.
00:43 But I will call him on my own will.
00:45 I have checked the power.
00:46 I will call one of my most favourite writers.
00:52 - Yes. - Oh!
00:53 He is a bit different.
00:55 He has won Pulitzer and Nobel Prize
00:59 for his literature.
01:02 His name is Ernest Hemingway.
01:04 - Ernest Hemingway. - Yes.
01:06 If you haven't read any of his books
01:09 you must have read this.
01:12 It is written, 'The book is a great friend'.
01:15 - Yes. - Yes.
01:16 - He has said this. - Wow!
01:18 But he was a very colourful person.
01:22 And he was a very mischievous person.
01:24 Hello, I am a very mischievous person.
01:27 - Yes. - I am not. He is.
01:30 He must be very mischievous.
01:33 Yes, you will see how mischievous he will be.
01:36 I can't wait.
01:37 Hurry up.
01:38 Sir, call Dr. Ernest Shaheer quickly.
01:42 Let's call him.
01:45 - Call him. - Hey!
01:48 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Yes.
01:52 I present to you Mr. Ernest Hemingway.
01:56 Wow!
01:57 - Mr. Hemring! - Wow!
02:02 - Wow! - I didn't expect you to lie.
02:05 - Why? - He is a colourful person.
02:08 Was it just that Ernest Hemingway is 6 feet tall?
02:13 He was 6.5 feet tall.
02:16 But I think he shrank a little.
02:18 You must be thinking that he is in a strange condition.
02:22 - Yes. - He is mischievous.
02:24 - Yes. - In his time, it is said that
02:27 there was no one as mischievous as him in writers and painters.
02:31 Why is he holding a bat in his hand? Why not on his head?
02:33 It's a bat.
02:35 You are so beautiful, girl of flowers.
02:38 - Give it to me. - Here you go.
02:39 He has drunk a lot and very cheaply.
02:42 You don't have to worry about this habit.
02:44 - Yes. - First of all, he was always in this condition.
02:47 - Okay. - Secondly, he used to tell every woman
02:51 that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
02:53 And there is no one more beautiful than her.
02:55 Why do you drink so much, Ernest?
02:57 It's medicine.
02:58 How many fingers are these, Ernest?
03:00 These are the most beautiful fingers in the world.
03:03 - I don't.. - Mr. Arun, open the door and see.
03:06 Look properly. My writer is inside.
03:07 Isn't there a door to tie a bandage?
03:11 - Ernest Hemingway brought a chair. - Mr. Arun, what is his best work?
03:15 The best work he wrote in that was
03:20 - 'Old Man and the Sea'. - Yes.
03:22 He was a journalist and he used to cover wars.
03:27 In World War I, he was doing his work on the Italian front.
03:32 - He used to drive an ambulance. - Ambulance.
03:33 A bomb exploded very close to him.
03:36 Sir, I think the writer has written it wrong.
03:39 - What happened? - It must have exploded in his lap.
03:41 Oh, bull. Come on.
03:44 - He was fond of bull fighting. - Oh.
03:47 - Bull fighting in Spain. - I think it was a collision.
03:50 It hit the nail.
03:51 He didn't consider bull fighting as a sport.
03:53 He considered it a tragic ceremony.
03:55 He had written a novel on bull fighting.
03:58 But he used to celebrate it a lot.
04:00 He loved to watch it.
04:01 Mr. Arun, what did his writing reflect?
04:04 There was a painter of that era.
04:06 He is still famous. His paintings are very expensive.
04:09 His name is Cezanne. He is a European painter.
04:12 His paintings had small brush strokes.
04:17 Wow.
04:18 And there was repetition of things.
04:20 If there is a glass, it will show the sea.
04:23 Water and water.
04:25 Everything was double.
04:27 If you read his writing style,
04:30 he started writing small sentences.
04:32 He started writing in T20.
04:34 And on one page, it reflects
04:38 that if there is a word for water, it will come again.
04:40 - Right. - Yes.
04:42 He won the Nobel Prize for this.
04:44 Because he gave a new style to writing.
04:47 It was not available in the contemporary world.
04:49 He got it for 'Old Man and the Sea'.
04:51 If there is a white water twice,
04:53 - Yes. - it is a mouth and a mouth.
04:55 - He did something strange. - What was that?
04:58 You will answer it. I am surprised.
05:02 He used to make his toilet
05:04 in front of the road.
05:06 Why?
05:07 And there was a mirror.
05:09 - Oh. - He used to sit in it in the morning.
05:12 And he used to talk to everyone.
05:14 He used to avoid everyone who was passing by.
05:18 Once, he came home in the night.
05:22 He went there and slept there.
05:25 The mirror was in front of him.
05:27 - Oh. - I saw his toilet.
05:30 He slept on the wall.
05:32 - Yes. - Someone knocked on the door
05:35 and woke him up.
05:36 He asked him where he was sleeping.
05:38 He said, 'Go to the bedroom.'
05:39 He said, 'Yes, I will go.'
05:41 He checked the time and said,
05:43 'But you will have to come here again.'
05:45 Was there no curtain?
05:48 No curtain.
05:50 - Did you go to my toilet? - Yes.
05:52 Give it to Abir.
05:53 Mr. Arun, the writers and poets
06:00 don't get married often.
06:02 They didn't get married often
06:05 because they were so..
06:06 - A bomb exploded. - Yes.
06:08 There were 270 shrapnels in his body.
06:13 Oh, my God!
06:15 He did this because he knew that it was a shrapnel.
06:19 He thought that shrapnels were pieces of a bomb.
06:23 - Yes. - Yes.
06:24 He thought that.
06:25 When they were taking them out of his body
06:28 he used to make him unconscious for a while.
06:30 He took out 100 shrapnels.
06:32 He was so strong
06:34 that he didn't feel any difference.
06:36 He took out 100 shrapnels and then he was unconscious.
06:38 Then he took out 50 shrapnels.
06:40 When he came to his senses
06:42 he saw that the nurse who was serving him
06:45 was very strong.
06:46 - Oh. - He asked her how many were left inside.
06:48 She said, 'Around 56.'
06:50 He said, 'Don't make him unconscious again.'
06:52 - Oh, my! - And he proposed to her.
06:55 - Oh, my! - And he said, 'Let the nurses take care of it.'
06:58 She was the only woman who had cheated him.
07:03 I won't call it cheating.
07:04 What happened was that when he proposed to her
07:07 she said, 'Yes, you get well.'
07:09 - It was a big deal. - Okay.
07:11 - He was lying on the bed. - Out of sympathy.
07:12 Out of sympathy. She said, 'You get well.'
07:14 'We'll get married.'
07:16 'We'll spend our lives together. You get well.'
07:18 When he got well..
07:19 He must have become a lion.
07:20 She brought flowers for him.
07:23 She brought a few gifts for him.
07:26 She gave them to him and said,
07:28 'I am engaged.'
07:30 'And I am going to get married.'
07:32 - I said that to you so that you get well. - To get well.
07:34 And he was so worried
07:38 that on the third day he proposed to another woman.
07:41 Because the only cure for first and true love
07:44 is second and true love.
07:45 Then after the second, third and true.
07:48 - Then after the third.. - Okay.
07:49 It's okay. It's a matter of inches.
07:51 It's a matter of pieces.
07:52 Do you see the mark on his head?
07:56 - Yes. - There's a mark on his forehead.
07:57 I thought the base had come off.
08:00 The mark is that one day he came home after the first night.
08:03 He went to the washroom.
08:05 When you used to get free, you used to flush.
08:08 - He used to pull a chain. - Yes.
08:10 For cleaning.
08:11 He pulled the chain.
08:12 He was in the first night.
08:15 He didn't want to pull it.
08:17 He pulled it hard.
08:18 His chest fell on it.
08:20 Oh!
08:21 When he woke up in the morning, he found out
08:24 that it was a drawing room
08:26 and he was pulling the toilet.
08:27 Yes.
08:28 And whatever he did, you did in the drawing room.
08:33 Yes.
08:34 What a life he has!
08:36 It's my house. I can do whatever I want.
08:38 If you start wearing dark colours, you'll look better than him.
08:44 - Insolent! - I'll get dressed.
08:46 Hey!
08:47 Hey, you American!
08:49 If he gets dressed so clearly, he'll also wear a hookah.
08:54 You were right. He's a very insolent man.
08:57 He's a very insolent man.
08:59 How many women have you loved till date?
09:02 - Oh! - The story is about to end.
09:05 You're my last love.
09:07 - Yes. - He's lying.
09:11 Sir, the people we loved in your migration
09:15 were you.
09:18 Hey! Come on!
09:20 I'm playing boxing with you.
09:23 I can't box with such a great literary man.
09:26 - Really? - I accept defeat.
09:28 - I just remembered one more thing. - What?
09:30 He had a big boxing ring at home.
09:33 - Cool. - Very expensive.
09:34 So, the guests who used to come, they'd say, "Let me show you something."
09:38 They were in their own world.
09:40 He'd hit them with a ring.
09:42 He'd hit them with a ring.
09:43 - Yes. - He'd hit them.
09:45 Hey, bald man!
09:46 Come out, I'm making breakfast for you.
09:48 I'm here to slap you.
09:52 Hey!
09:54 - How long.. - Shut your mouth, man!
09:55 - Oh! - Really?
09:57 What was that?
09:58 - I'm going to beat him up. - Really?
10:00 If you respect him, it's only for his work.
10:04 Otherwise, he doesn't have any such thing that you respect him.
10:07 His character,
10:09 which is called principles or character, was very low.
10:13 - Very low. - But he was very good at writing.
10:16 Ernest, if you were alive today, what would be your last wish before dying?
10:20 You.
10:22 I've never loved anyone as much as I love you.
10:26 Arzu, you're talking like a dead man.
10:28 You're not talking like a living person.
10:30 I think he didn't read my book.
10:33 You read his book. It's an open book.
10:37 Viewers, there's a small break.
10:43 Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
10:45 Charlie, what's this story?
10:47 Sir, my car is very fond of rain.
10:49 Charlie, you should've told him honestly.
10:51 There's so much water in the streets that the car will float.
10:53 Sir, it's not rain.
10:55 She was talking about the rain for a long time.
10:57 (audience laughing)
11:00 [APPLAUSE]