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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 19th August 2023
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00:00 "Wisdom, wisdom."
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariya'.
00:06 Friends, life is a decision and it is said that everything else is a compromise to that decision.
00:13 Whatever you do in life is a decision and you compromise with the consequences of it.
00:19 And not making a decision in life is also a decision and it is a very bad decision.
00:24 Try to make your decisions and those decisions should be made on time.
00:30 If you make a decision late, it would have been better if you didn't.
00:34 I am not saying that you should be hasty.
00:36 I am just saying that when you make a decision about winter,
00:40 then do it in summer because there are seasons in life.
00:44 There is spring, there is fall, there is winter.
00:48 But learn from the ants that they work hard in winter in summer.
00:53 When you make decisions at the right time in life,
00:56 and keep yourself ready for every season,
00:58 then it becomes very easy to compromise.
01:01 And many times life becomes spring before the spring comes.
01:05 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:08 Today we will take you to the set of 'Heer Ranjha' and see what is happening there.
01:12 "So many desires, desires, desires."
01:16 "I have got all the desires for you."
01:21 "All day, all night, I am missing you."
01:24 "I am missing you."
01:26 "Understand my heart, let's go on a journey of love."
01:30 "I am missing you."
01:32 "I am missing you."
01:34 "My city is a beautiful place, my beloved."
01:38 "Come, I will teach you the art of love."
01:44 "I am beautiful."
01:45 She is stealing the time.
01:49 "My city is a beautiful place, my beloved."
01:55 Oh, God! Whose song is this?
01:57 "When your heart.."
02:02 God forgive me, I came here after your death.
02:07 Ranjha, this is my gift for you.
02:12 I will keep it with me all my life.
02:16 At least you don't make me a hooker of this season.
02:20 Mr. Chaudhary, I too have remembered a song in this season.
02:24 Sing it.
02:26 "I didn't remember you till I died."
02:33 "Oh, the long separation."
02:39 Chitrani, what is the matter? - Yes.
02:41 I feel like taking you along if I had a silk.
02:46 Chitrani, you should sing a song for the season.
02:51 I have remembered a very nice song for the season.
02:54 Yes, sing it.
02:56 "What is the use of trust, my friend?"
03:00 "It is useless."
03:03 "Leave the fights and.."
03:06 No.
03:07 "The fair is on the way, have something to eat."
03:11 "Have something to drink."
03:13 "Have something to eat."
03:14 "Have something to drink."
03:15 "I don't know the song, but I am singing."
03:18 "The butterfly of the ranch."
03:19 Yes.
03:21 "The butterfly of the ranch."
03:22 Where are the other people? Where is the judge?
03:26 Where is the judge's wife?
03:27 Sir, the judge will be the judge of the village today.
03:29 Okay. - The goons will be punished too
03:31 for trying to kill him. - Okay.
03:33 And the prisoners too for trying to kill him.
03:35 But I will kill them today.
03:38 Greetings, sister-in-law.
03:39 Greetings.
03:40 You had fooled me.
03:42 I will see when you will come and get the diamond.
03:45 I am sitting in front of you.
03:46 If you had brought the gold for my wedding, I would have agreed.
03:49 But we have to wash the utensils for the gold.
03:51 You should have told me this earlier.
03:53 I was so embarrassed that you are sitting in front of me.
03:56 Sister-in-law, I am the Miss Universe of my village.
03:59 Talk to me with respect.
04:00 You are talking nonsense.
04:01 I will tell you something.
04:02 My beauty is famous in all the seven villages.
04:05 Her beauty is famous in all the seven villages.
04:07 Then there is no taste in this village.
04:10 And in so many villages, no one has told you
04:13 that you have to get your hair removed.
04:15 I am talking about Ramna.
04:16 I will break your knees and throw you out of the village.
04:18 - Ramna, sister-in-law. - I will break your knees.
04:19 - I will do it. - Do it.
04:20 Ramna, sit in the front. Ramna, sit.
04:21 Sister-in-law, all the land is mine.
04:23 He has brought us here for money.
04:25 These thieves will rob us.
04:28 Do you know that her father is also with her?
04:30 Which father?
04:31 I am not going to build a road in your area.
04:35 Oh, God! You are her father.
04:39 If she had a daughter, she would have been her father.
04:42 But I had to give her a job and I have to give her a job.
04:45 We had to give her a job.
04:47 You call me your sister?
04:48 I will never go to your village.
04:50 - Janu, listen to me. - Hello.
04:52 What do you want?
04:53 Leave it. I am fed up.
04:55 What are you doing in our village?
04:57 Go away from here.
04:59 Ramna is your sister-in-law.
05:01 Don't call her Ramna.
05:02 She had already left me.
05:05 Did you see my land?
05:07 I am ashamed of my land.
05:10 It is worth Rs. 200.
05:12 I didn't steal it.
05:13 You are talking too much.
05:14 If you want to drink tea, you will have to steal it.
05:16 - Do you see this? - Yes.
05:19 We fill water from here.
05:21 You are watching us.
05:24 I didn't like my daughter.
05:28 How will I like your daughter?
05:29 You are jealous because our land is going to be ours.
05:32 Don't talk.
05:34 She will talk for an hour and we will faint.
05:36 They give us a lot of stuff.
05:38 You give your daughter.
05:40 She is talking.
05:42 She is talking.
05:43 Sister-in-law, what did you bring in dowry?
05:46 My father got me a daughter.
05:48 Did he give you a baukar?
05:50 His father was very nice.
05:52 He gives me a baukar.
05:53 What are you wearing?
05:56 How many shoes do you have?
05:57 I am wearing your shoes.
06:00 You are getting something.
06:02 You are not getting anything.
06:04 Sister-in-law, such women don't get married for long.
06:08 Your husband will marry again.
06:10 Why don't you get married?
06:11 I am getting married for the fourth time.
06:12 Mr. Chaudhary, I am getting angry.
06:18 My hand will break.
06:19 Leave it, Chitrani.
06:20 Why do you talk like this?
06:21 Where do you want to go?
06:22 Aren't they our people?
06:24 Yes.
06:25 We are not your people.
06:27 Enough. Enough.
06:28 We can't live our life on women's words.
06:31 You women go and fight in the market.
06:35 We will get a house and a panchayat.
06:38 I am not afraid of anyone.
06:39 You can fight with me.
06:41 I know their brains.
06:43 I will come and give them a daughter.
06:44 Come, sister-in-law.
06:47 I will deal with you outside. Come.
06:48 Come.
06:50 Take him.
06:51 Sister-in-law, she is a widow.
06:55 She will get married after 14 years.
06:57 Ramya. - Yes.
06:59 Go and get two goons and a knife.
07:01 We are very good.
07:02 I am not your husband. You are my husband.
07:05 Okay.
07:06 Okay, sister-in-law. I will go.
07:08 Go, dear.
07:10 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
07:12 They tried to kill my brother. - Yes.
07:15 I will kill them.
07:16 We will kill them.
07:19 You are right. He has brought his wife home.
07:22 He should be punished.
07:23 Come on. Move ahead.
07:25 What? - Move ahead.
07:26 You will have to follow him.
07:29 You are so stupid.
07:32 Don't be unjust. - What?
07:34 We are already suffering a lot.
07:36 You have sold the entire market.
07:37 Give us a share.
07:39 What did I do to you?
07:41 I am very angry with you. Listen to me.
07:43 If you want to listen to me, you can die.
07:47 Who is the enemy of our children?
07:50 If you don't kill us, no one will be able to speak.
07:53 You are the one who has paid the money.
07:56 And you are asking me to leave?
07:58 It is not our fault.
07:59 It is all his fault. He sold the market.
08:02 Tell me. Is he coming?
08:04 I don't think so. Why would he come?
08:06 Stop talking nonsense.
08:08 I am telling you.
08:09 It is not my fault.
08:11 Chuchak told me to do this.
08:14 Oh, my God! You were defending him?
08:17 Chuchak, you are like your son-in-law.
08:20 Maybe he is drunk.
08:23 Come on. Sit down.
08:25 Wait, Hakam. Don't call me.
08:27 I did what I was told.
08:30 When did I tell you to do this?
08:33 I told him.
08:35 I think everyone is lying.
08:38 I told uncle to kill me.
08:41 Tell me the truth.
08:44 Who told you this?
08:45 The one who gave you the warning.
08:48 I don't know.
08:50 You don't know?
08:51 You always doubt me. Why don't you leave?
08:54 You are right.
08:56 Uncle, come here. You go away.
08:58 Go away.
09:00 Come here.
09:03 Chauri, your brother.. - Yes.
09:05 Tell him.
09:06 He gave us the warning to kill Ranjha.
09:09 We will do it.
09:10 Why?
09:11 I admit that I made a mistake.
09:13 He apologises in one go.
09:15 No.
09:16 Hakam. - Yes.
09:18 He is from my village.
09:20 I will blacken his face and bury him.
09:23 Okay, bury him. - Yes.
09:25 But I will not do it.
09:27 Why?
09:28 I have some work on the way.
09:29 I will show you.
09:32 Get up. Hold his ears.
09:34 Chauri, your feet are hurting.
09:36 Chauri.. - Forgive me.
09:38 It's okay.
09:38 Hold Ranjha's feet.
09:41 Chauri, you forgive him.
09:45 I think you have never seen your feet.
09:48 I am not a bad person.
09:50 But uncle is a prisoner.
09:53 He should be punished.
09:55 He should be punished.
09:56 If you have any complaints against the prisoners
09:59 I apologise to you.
10:00 No, Chauri.
10:01 He should be punished.
10:04 He has not been punished.
10:06 What?
10:06 He has been kicked.
10:09 He is still stubborn.
10:11 He should be punished.
10:14 Chauri, I will not do it again.
10:15 Your punishment will be decided by the law.
10:18 The police will come and take you.
10:19 We don't need the police.
10:21 The village people make the decisions.
10:23 Yes. - Got it?
10:24 Sai. - Yes.
10:25 Get up.
10:26 What is this?
10:28 Take both of them.
10:29 Take them to the mansion.
10:32 Yes. - I will decide their punishment.
10:34 He is a fool.
10:35 Go to sleep.
10:36 We will take him.
10:38 Chauri, it's your wish.
10:43 What do you have to say?
10:45 Come on.
10:46 Come on.
10:47 Come on.
10:48 Ajay is saying that he will run away.
10:51 Go to your village.
10:54 Your daughter has reached where she should.
10:56 The decision is final.
10:58 Yes.
10:59 Ranjha, I have brought your punishment.
11:01 What punishment?
11:02 I will give you three kids.
11:04 You dare to say that you will give me three kids?
11:08 What have you done?
11:09 What have I done?
11:11 If Heer is no more,
11:13 what will I do in this world?
11:15 What will I do?
11:18 You have done a lot of injustice.
11:20 What else?
11:21 This is what I wanted.
11:22 Heer and Ranjha are dead.
11:24 Mr. Chaudhary will be in a big loss.
11:26 Leave it. What will I do to Ranjha?
11:29 She is my daughter.
11:31 She is my daughter.
11:33 She is a big girl.
11:34 She is a very smart girl.
11:36 She was smart before.
11:39 I will not sit and eat.
11:41 No, your daughter is safe.
11:42 Ranjha, why are you sleeping?
11:43 Only one thing is given to two families.
11:46 What?
11:47 Whoever is in trouble,
11:48 their clothes should be dry.
11:50 Ranjha, why are you sleeping?
11:56 After hearing about your death, Ranjha died.
11:59 Ranjha!
12:02 Ranjha!
12:04 Ranjha!
12:06 Let the bangles be.
12:08 Bangles are expensive.
12:10 Ranjha!
12:12 I had gone to pick you up.
12:15 Come back, Banjali Bajadhar.
12:18 Look, Mr. Arun.
12:19 I am dying of laughter.
12:21 Wow!
12:22 Ranjha!
12:25 I will not come back.
12:28 Why?
12:29 I will die.
12:31 Die, Ranjha.
12:35 Get up, Ranjha.
12:37 Banjali, you are safe.
12:40 Mr. Chaudhary, how old is she?
12:43 She was your son-in-law.
12:46 I don't know if anyone takes a lie.
12:49 It is not the time to die yet.
12:53 Ranjha, you are so bad.
12:57 Ranjha!
13:00 What happened, Mr. Chaudhary?
13:02 Mr. Arun, I am..
13:05 I am very happy.
13:07 I am very happy.
13:09 What is so special about it?
13:12 Nothing. I just remembered.
13:14 He also tells me to be happy.
13:19 Yes.
13:20 Everywhere.
13:23 My brother died. Why don't you cry?
13:25 Why am I not crying?
13:26 I have done my work, Mr. Arun.
13:27 How? - Your brother-in-law died.
13:29 I am telling you. Get lost.
13:31 Your brother-in-law is your brother-in-law.
13:34 Okay.
13:36 Let me go.
13:37 What happened?
13:50 I had a nightmare.
13:53 I just got you out of the river.
13:57 Meenu? - Yes.
13:59 Was there water? - Yes.
14:00 Where is the one I drank?
14:02 What were you dreaming about?
14:05 In my dream, my brother, Azmina..
14:09 Yes. - ..was being held captive.
14:11 What about Heer?
14:14 Someone had left him on the river.
14:16 He came here.
14:20 You were feeling all this in your sleep.
14:22 But nothing happened.
14:24 I was dead. She was still alive.
14:26 I was sitting here and saying.. - What?
14:30 ..that I am getting a cramp.
14:32 I think I have got cramps for the second time.
14:35 Nothing happened. You came to your village.
14:40 Takht Hazare.
14:42 I am your brother.
14:43 Hakam.
14:46 Are you Hakam? - Yes.
14:48 Is he alive?
14:49 Yes.
14:50 Ladies and gentlemen, a small break.
14:55 You will get to enjoy it after the break.
14:57 Someone knocked on the window in the morning.
15:01 He asked where I was sleeping.
15:02 I said, 'Go to your bedroom.'
15:04 He said, 'Yes, I will go.'
15:05 He said, 'Give me some time.'
15:07 I said, 'You will have to come here again.'
15:09 Is there no curtain there?
15:13 No curtain.
15:14 Did you go to my toilet? - Yes.
15:16 Give it to Abeer.
15:18 (Laughs)
15:19 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
15:24 Our segment is Time Machine.
15:25 Wow!
15:27 Sir, whom are you calling today?
15:29 Who should I call today? Give me some advice.
15:33 Mr. Haroon, you should call Michael Jackson.
15:36 I like this advice.
15:38 Who else? - Shakira.
15:40 Shakira is a good advice.
15:42 I will call Time Machine to Roti.
15:44 You cannot call your childhood.
15:47 I will call him, but he is a naughty boy.
15:50 Oh! - He is a naughty boy.
15:52 He doesn't know how to use the machine.
15:54 (Laughs)
15:55 I thought he will say that he will call him after 20 years.
15:57 He is still a child.
15:58 (Laughs)
16:00 You have given a lot of suggestions.
16:02 Thank you very much.
16:03 But I will call him on my own.
16:05 I checked the power.
16:06 (Laughs)
16:08 I will call one of my most favourite writers.
16:12 Yes. - Oh!
16:13 He is a bit different.
16:15 He has won Pulitzer and Nobel Prize
16:19 because of his literature.
16:22 His name is Ernest Hemingway.
16:24 Ernest Hemingway. - Yes.
16:26 If you haven't read any of his books
16:29 then you must have read this.
16:32 It is written, 'The book is a great friend'.
16:35 Yes. - Yes.
16:36 He has said this.
16:37 Wow! - Wow!
16:38 But he was a colourful person.
16:42 And he was a naughty boy like you.
16:44 Hello, I am a naughty boy like you.
16:47 Yes. - I am not like you.
16:48 He is a naughty boy.
16:49 (Laughs)
16:51 He must be a naughty boy.
16:53 Yes. You will see how naughty he will be.
16:56 I am not waiting.
16:57 Hurry up.
16:58 (Laughs)
16:59 Sir, call Dr. Ernest Shaheer quickly.
17:02 (Laughs)
17:04 Let's call him.
17:05 Call him.
17:06 (Applauds)
17:10 Ladies and gentlemen.
17:11 Yes. - I present to you
17:13 Mr. Ernest Hemingway.
17:16 Wow!
17:17 (Applauds)
17:19 Amazing! - Wow!
17:22 I didn't expect you to lie.
17:25 Why?
17:25 He is a colourful person.
17:28 (Laughs)
17:29 Was it just a joke that Ernest Hemingway is 6 feet tall?
17:33 (Laughs)
17:34 He was 6.5 feet tall.
17:36 But I think he shrank a little.
17:38 You must be thinking that he is not well.
17:42 Yes.
17:43 He is a naughty boy.
17:44 Yes.
17:45 In his time, it is said that there was no one
17:49 as naughty as him.
17:51 Why is the hat on his head?
17:53 Wear it.
17:55 You are so beautiful, girl of the world.
17:58 Give it to me.
17:59 Give it to me.
17:59 He has drunk too much and too cheap.
18:02 (Laughs)
18:03 Don't worry about this habit.
18:04 Yes.
18:05 He was always in this condition.
18:07 Okay.
18:08 He used to tell every woman that
18:11 she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
18:13 And there is no one more beautiful than her.
18:15 Why do you drink so much, Ernest?
18:17 It is medicine.
18:19 How many fingers are these, Ernest?
18:20 These are the most beautiful fingers in the world.
18:23 Mr. Arun, open the door and see.
18:26 My writer is inside.
18:27 (Laughs)
18:29 Is there no door to open?
18:31 Ernest Hemingway brought a chair.
18:33 Mr. Arun, what is his best work?
18:35 The best work he wrote was
18:40 'Old Man and the Sea'.
18:42 Yes.
18:42 He was a journalist and he used to cover wars.
18:47 In World War I, he was doing his work
18:50 on the Italian front.
18:52 He used to drive an ambulance in the war.
18:53 A bomb exploded near him.
18:56 Sir, I think the writer has written it wrong.
18:59 What happened?
18:59 It must have exploded in his lap.
19:01 (Laughs)
19:02 Oh, bull.
19:03 Bull.
19:03 Come on.
19:04 He was fond of bull fighting.
19:05 Oh.
19:07 Bull fighting in Spain.
19:08 I think it was a collision and he fell on the nail.
19:11 (Laughs)
19:11 He didn't consider bull fighting as a sport.
19:14 He considered it a tragic ceremony.
19:15 He had written a novel on bull fighting.
19:18 But he used to celebrate it.
19:20 Yes.
19:20 He loved to watch it.
19:21 Mr. Arun, what did his writing reflect?
19:24 There was a painter of that era.
19:27 He is still famous.
19:28 His paintings are very expensive.
19:29 His name is Cezanne.
19:30 He is a European painter.
19:32 His paintings had small brush strokes.
19:38 Wow.
19:38 He used to repeat things.
19:40 If there is a glass, he will show the sea.
19:43 Water and water.
19:45 Everything was double.
19:47 Yes.
19:47 If you read his writing style,
19:50 he started writing small sentences.
19:52 Wow.
19:53 He started writing in T20.
19:55 On one page, he reflects that
19:58 if there is a word of water, he will come back to that page.
20:01 Right.
20:02 He got the Nobel award because
20:04 he gave a new style to writing.
20:07 It was not available in the contemporary world.
20:09 Wow.
20:09 He got the award for Old Man and the Sea.
20:11 If there is a white water, it is double.
20:13 Yes.
20:14 It is a mouth and a mouth.
20:15 He used to do a strange thing.
20:18 What was that?
20:18 You will answer it. I am surprised.
20:21 He used to make his toilet
20:24 in front of the road.
20:26 Why?
20:27 He used to put a mirror.
20:29 Oh.
20:30 He used to sit in it in the morning
20:31 and talk to everyone.
20:34 He used to avoid all jokes.
20:38 Once, he came home in the night.
20:42 He went there and slept there.
20:45 The mirror was in front of him.
20:47 Oh.
20:48 I saw his toilet.
20:49 He slept there.
20:52 Yes.
20:53 Someone knocked on the door in the morning
20:56 and asked him where he was sleeping.
20:58 He said, "Go to the bedroom."
20:59 He said, "Yes, I will go."
21:01 He said, "Look at the time."
21:03 "It is time to come here."
21:05 (Laughs)
21:07 Was there no curtain?
21:09 No curtain.
21:10 Did you go to the toilet?
21:11 Yes.
21:12 Give it to Abir.
21:13 (Laughs)
21:17 Mr. Arun, the writers and poets
21:20 don't get married often.
21:22 They don't get married often
21:25 because they used to have a bomb blast.
21:27 Yes.
21:28 There were 270 shrapnels in his body.
21:33 Oh, my God.
21:35 He did it because he knew it was a shrapnel.
21:38 (Laughs)
21:40 He thought it was a bomb.
21:43 Yes.
21:44 He thought it was a bomb.
21:45 When they were taking it out,
21:48 they used to make him unconscious for a while.
21:50 They took out 100 shrapnels.
21:52 He was so strong
21:54 that he didn't feel any difference.
21:56 They took out 100 shrapnels.
21:57 He was unconscious again.
21:59 They took out 50 shrapnels.
22:00 When he came to his senses,
22:02 he saw the nurse who was serving him.
22:05 She was very strong.
22:06 Oh.
22:07 She asked him how many shrapnels were left inside.
22:08 He said, "Around 56."
22:10 She said, "Don't be unconscious again."
22:12 Oh, my God.
22:13 She proposed him.
22:15 The nurses who fought with him
22:17 were like, "Let the nurse do it."
22:18 (Laughs)
22:20 She was the only woman who betrayed him.
22:23 I won't call it a betrayal.
22:24 When he proposed her,
22:27 she said, "Yes, you get well."
22:29 She was very strong.
22:31 Okay.
22:31 She was on the bed.
22:32 She was sympathetic.
22:33 She was sympathetic.
22:33 She said, "You get well.
22:34 "We'll get married.
22:36 "We'll spend our lives together.
22:37 "You get well."
22:38 When he got well..
22:39 He must have become a lion.
22:40 (Laughs)
22:42 She brought flowers for him.
22:43 She brought a few gifts for him.
22:46 She gave it to him and said,
22:48 "I am engaged.
22:50 "I am getting married.
22:52 "I said this to you so that you get well."
22:54 "You get well."
22:55 He was so worried
22:58 that on the third day,
22:59 he proposed another woman.
23:01 Because the only cure for first and true love
23:04 is second and true love.
23:05 (Laughs)
23:06 After the second, it's third and true.
23:08 Okay.
23:09 He got well.
23:10 How will he get blind if he doesn't have a piece of his mind?
23:12 (Laughs)
23:13 Do you see the mark on his head?
23:16 Yes.
23:16 There's a mark on his forehead.
23:17 I thought the base had come off.
23:18 (Laughs)
23:20 The mark is that one day, he came home after taking a shower.
23:23 He went to the washroom.
23:25 When you used to get free,
23:27 you used to flush.
23:28 He used to pull a chain.
23:29 Yes.
23:30 For cleaning.
23:31 He pulled the chain.
23:33 He was in the state of taking a shower.
23:35 He pulled it hard.
23:38 His chest fell on it.
23:40 Oh!
23:41 When he woke up in the morning, he found out
23:44 that it was a drawing room
23:46 and he was pulling a fan.
23:47 (Laughs)
23:50 And whatever he did, you did in the drawing room.
23:53 Yes.
23:54 What a shameless man!
23:56 This is my house. I can do whatever I want.
23:58 (Laughs)
24:00 If you start wearing dark colours,
24:02 you'll look better than him.
24:04 Insolent!
24:05 I'll get dressed.
24:06 Hey!
24:07 Hey, you American!
24:08 You're from Topsari.
24:09 (Laughs)
24:10 If he gets dressed so well,
24:12 he'll also wear a hookah.
24:13 (Laughs)
24:14 You were right.
24:16 He's a very shameless man.
24:18 He's a very shameless man.
24:19 How many women have you loved till now?
24:22 Oh!
24:23 The story is about to end.
24:25 You're my last love.
24:28 (Laughs)
24:29 He's lying.
24:31 Sir, the people we loved in your migration
24:36 were you.
24:38 Hey!
24:39 Come on!
24:40 I'm playing boxing with you.
24:44 I can't box with such a great literary man.
24:46 Really?
24:47 I accept defeat.
24:48 I remembered one more thing.
24:50 What?
24:50 He had a big boxing ring at home.
24:53 Cool.
24:53 It was very expensive.
24:54 The guests who used to come,
24:56 they'd say, "Come, I'll show you something."
24:58 They were in their own world.
25:00 He'd go and punch them in the ring.
25:02 He'd punch them in the ring.
25:03 Yes.
25:04 He'd parry them.
25:05 Hey, bald man!
25:06 Come out, I'm making breakfast for you.
25:08 (Laughs)
25:10 I'm here to slap you.
25:12 Hey!
25:14 Shut your mouth, man!
25:15 Really?
25:16 Oh!
25:17 What was that?
25:18 I'm imitating him.
25:20 (Laughs)
25:20 If you respect him,
25:22 it's only for his work.
25:24 Otherwise, he doesn't have any such thing
25:26 that you respect him.
25:27 His character,
25:30 which is called principles or character,
25:32 was very low.
25:33 Very low.
25:33 But he was very good at writing.
25:35 Ernest, if you were alive today,
25:37 what would be your last wish before dying?
25:40 You.
25:42 I've never loved anyone as much
25:44 as I will love you.
25:46 Arzu, you're talking like a dead man.
25:48 You're not talking like a living person.
25:50 (Laughs)
25:51 I think he didn't read my book.
25:53 (Laughs)
25:55 You read his book.
25:56 It's an open book.
25:57 (Laughs)
26:02 Viewers, there's a small break.
26:03 Don't go anywhere.
26:04 We'll meet after the break.
26:05 Charlie, what's this story?
26:07 Sir, my car is very fond of rain.
26:09 Charlie, you were honest.
26:11 Do you have enough water in the streets
26:12 for the car to float?
26:13 Sir, I don't have enough water.
26:15 It's been raining for a long time.
26:17 (Laughs)
26:19 (Applause)
26:21 (Music)
26:24 Welcome back, viewers.
26:25 Erza, you wanted to say something during the break.
26:28 Of course. I wanted to talk.
26:30 It's been raining heavily since the last few days.
26:32 Of course.
26:32 There was a very strange and strange story.
26:34 The police officer has a Ravi's neck.
26:36 And that neck belongs to Charlie.
26:38 Okay.
26:39 He says in his voice note
26:42 that he parked his car outside his house
26:44 and it was raining heavily.
26:46 So, he went out and couldn't find his car.
26:48 He even called the police.
26:51 Okay.
26:51 But when he went ahead
26:53 he saw that his car was floating
26:54 and it was parked in the next lane.
26:56 I think your car is a Tanga.
26:58 (Laughs)
26:59 (Applause)
27:02 Let's think logically.
27:03 Okay.
27:03 It's not a small car.
27:04 It's a big car.
27:05 A big car.
27:06 How will it float?
27:07 And if it floats, why didn't it hit anything?
27:11 There are small lanes.
27:12 It must have hit something.
27:13 How did it turn?
27:14 Both the lights are on.
27:15 It's a good sign.
27:17 Maybe it saw the owner and left.
27:20 (Laughs)
27:22 Sir, do you know why I am not saying anything?
27:23 Why?
27:23 I know that there is a rickshaw
27:25 going around in the next lane.
27:27 (Laughs)
27:28 It's not just a rickshaw.
27:29 Yes.
27:30 It's with three to four motorcycles.
27:31 (Laughs)
27:33 Charlie's cars are big.
27:34 They are flying inside.
27:36 (Laughs)
27:37 The person who saw the car going,
27:38 Yes.
27:39 He saw it.
27:40 What?
27:40 He said, "It's a big compound.
27:41 It's polished and flying."
27:43 (Laughs)
27:44 Charlie, what is this story?
27:45 Sir, my car is very fond of rain.
27:48 Charlie, you should have told us honestly.
27:50 There is water in the lanes.
27:51 How can the car float?
27:52 Sir, it's rainwater.
27:54 It's been flowing for a long time.
27:55 (Laughs)
27:57 (Applause)
28:00 Tell us the truth.
28:01 What happened?
28:01 The truth is, the road was closed on one side.
28:03 Okay.
28:04 On the other side, the cars were parked
28:05 in front of the mosque.
28:07 And look, Charlie, you started talking in Urdu.
28:10 Yes.
28:10 You should talk in complete Urdu.
28:12 Sir, I don't know any Urdu.
28:13 (Laughs)
28:15 He doesn't know Urdu.
28:15 He doesn't know how to drive.
28:17 (Laughs)
28:18 He doesn't know how to drive.
28:19 He doesn't know Urdu.
28:21 When they brought the car back,
28:22 Yes.
28:23 they asked the driver to get in.
28:24 He came in.
28:24 He got the car out.
28:25 (Laughs)
28:27 It's okay, Charlie.
28:28 You can tell us comfortably.
28:30 You can tell us however you want.
28:32 Sir, the road was closed on one side.
28:33 Yes, good.
28:34 On the other side, the people
28:36 brought the car from the street
28:37 and parked it next to the road.
28:39 He's speaking in Urdu.
28:40 (Laughs)
28:42 They parked the car next to the road.
28:46 They parked it very close to the road.
28:50 Which road is there in Urdu?
28:51 (Laughs)
28:53 You should tell us in Urdu.
28:55 There was a ditch.
28:56 There was a ditch.
28:56 There was a ditch.
28:58 Okay.
28:58 A ditch.
28:58 On the other side, they..
28:59 On the other side.
29:01 (Laughs)
29:02 There was a ditch on one side.
29:03 And on the other side..
29:04 There was a pile of mud on top.
29:06 Okay.
29:07 Everyone parked their cars below.
29:08 Okay.
29:09 There was an efficiency.
29:10 They parked the car above it.
29:11 Efficiency.
29:12 Efficiency.
29:13 Efficiency.
29:13 Okay.
29:14 They parked the car above it.
29:15 They did.
29:16 It started raining.
29:17 Okay.
29:18 It was raining so heavily.
29:19 The mud came out of the tires.
29:21 The car slipped and fell into the river.
29:23 You didn't pull the handbrake.
29:24 (Laughs)
29:26 You guys are the youth of the car.
29:27 You don't care about the handbrake.
29:28 (Laughs)
29:29 I asked the people in Punjab
29:31 if they had brought their cars here.
29:32 Yes.
29:33 They said, "We brought it."
29:34 (Laughs)
29:35 My car is stuck in the mud.
29:37 Ask everyone.
29:38 I was in the river.
29:40 (Laughs)
29:40 My car is stuck in the mud.
29:42 Yes.
29:43 I had to sing a song about the rain.
29:44 (Laughs)
29:45 I used to talk to people.
29:47 What?
29:47 I used to say, "I have heard about Charlie's car."
29:49 Yes.
29:49 "And Pappu's rickshaw."
29:51 (Laughs)
29:51 I told you, I left the day before yesterday.
29:53 I went to pick up my aunt at school.
29:55 Yes.
29:55 I was suspicious of her.
29:57 She was smoking a cigarette at the rickshaw stop.
29:59 (Laughs)
30:00 I told the rickshaw driver
30:01 that I had brought all the documents.
30:02 (Laughs)
30:03 Charlie, cars are not your property.
30:05 Take care of them.
30:06 Cars are not my property.
30:07 (Laughs)
30:08 Charlie, how did you know
30:10 where my car was?
30:12 I use the remote control of the car.
30:14 I use the remote control of my car.
30:15 I hear a sound.
30:16 (Mimics car engine)
30:17 I am a big engine.
30:17 (Laughs)
30:19 What sound do you hear?
30:20 (Mimics car engine)
30:21 (Mimics car engine)
30:21 Okay.
30:22 Like the sound of a dashboard.
30:24 How cute!
30:25 It's the sound of a car.
30:27 Okay.
30:27 I am scared.
30:29 Okay.
30:29 I got down and looked at the corner.
30:31 There was a car.
30:32 Oh!
30:33 I looked here.
30:34 I was afraid that a rat might come.
30:36 Okay.
30:36 I pressed the button.
30:37 I was scared that a rat might come.
30:39 (Laughs)
30:43 When you went to return the car..
30:44 Yes.
30:44 ..the rickshaw came to the next tyre.
30:46 (Laughs)
30:47 We are missing an important information.
30:49 When you got your car,
30:51 the tyre was blown.
30:53 No, the car was stuck.
30:55 Oh, stuck.
30:55 (Laughs)
30:57 Yes!
30:58 The tyre was stuck.
31:00 When he went to get the car..
31:01 Yes.
31:02 ..he saw that the rickshaw and the car
31:04 were holding a side mirror.
31:05 (Laughs)
31:07 When you got the car,
31:08 didn't you scold the car?
31:09 He looked at the side mirror and asked where it was.
31:12 (Laughs)
31:13 He cut his shoe and hit the car.
31:16 (Laughs)
31:17 Tell me,
31:18 did the water damage your car?
31:21 Yes, sir.
31:21 The remote and the car got damaged.
31:23 Remote?
31:24 The car was damaged.
31:25 Okay.
31:25 The sheet broke.
31:26 I called Mr. Agha.
31:27 Mr. Agha is a mechanic.
31:28 (Laughs)
31:29 Agha Raksheda Baqab.
31:31 (Laughs)
31:32 All these people..
31:32 Even I have run a car in my life.
31:34 (Laughs)
31:38 Viewers, this was today's show.
31:39 We will meet you in the next show.
31:41 Take care.
31:43 Goodbye.
31:44 "Be careful."