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00:00 Today, my dad arrives on our Minecraft server
00:02 and it's his very first time logging into Minecraft.
00:05 And my dad thinks he can fix anything,
00:08 but not everything needs to be fixed.
00:10 But when my friends start trying to prank him,
00:13 they'll find out exactly what kind of trouble there is for.
00:16 Will my dad fall for their pranks
00:18 or will he manage to fix everything in Minecraft?
00:21 Let's find out.
00:22 Hey dad, what are you doing?
00:24 - I'm fixing your subscribe button
00:25 so more people can click it.
00:27 - Dad, hey everyone, can you click that like
00:29 and subscribe button so my dad leaves it alone?
00:31 Thanks!
00:32 (laughs)
00:33 I'm so excited my dad's gonna be here.
00:34 (screams)
00:35 I should've gotten extra potatoes,
00:36 but at least my house is all clean, everything looks good.
00:38 (laughs)
00:40 Oh, what the?
00:40 (screams)
00:41 He's gone, okay.
00:42 (hums)
00:43 Oh, he must be over here.
00:44 Dad?
00:45 Dad?
00:45 (screams)
00:46 - Oh, there you are.
00:47 - Ah, there you are.
00:49 Give me a hug.
00:50 - Oh.
00:50 - How do I hug you in Minecraft?
00:53 - You can just crouch like this, see?
00:56 That's how you say hi in Minecraft.
00:58 - Oh, oh.
00:59 (laughs)
01:00 I don't get it.
01:01 (laughs)
01:02 - Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
01:03 Anyway, dad, dad, dad, here, come here, come here.
01:04 Over here, if you right click, I got you this.
01:07 It's all the tools that you'll need in Minecraft.
01:10 You can take those out for yourself.
01:12 - Oh wow, okay, okay.
01:13 Back in my day we had a ball and a stick.
01:14 This is super cool.
01:16 - Isn't this so cool?
01:17 All right, so let's see.
01:19 The first thing that we can do, we can probably,
01:21 oh, we can go mining, we can go fishing.
01:24 (screams)
01:25 Oh my god, oh my god!
01:26 Bears!
01:27 Bears!
01:28 - Hey, McDonald's.
01:28 - Oh my gosh.
01:29 Oh no, no, no, no, no.
01:30 - Hey, oh, hey, how's it going?
01:32 - Bears, what did you do?
01:34 - I was just driving along and then all of a sudden, oh.
01:36 - This is a huge mess, Bears.
01:38 I can't believe it.
01:39 - Okay, okay, okay, give me a break.
01:40 Actually, literally, give me a break.
01:42 I think the break's something.
01:43 I think it's that he's kind of busted at the moment.
01:45 (laughs)
01:46 You know, I can take care of this.
01:47 I can take care of this.
01:48 This is a bit of a mess, I agree.
01:50 So why don't I just, we'll just start,
01:52 start new, you know, really clean this up.
01:54 Make sure everything's good.
01:55 - Oh, I got, I got, Bears, no!
01:56 - Here we go, a little bit here.
01:57 - Bears!
01:58 - We'll clean this up real quick, all right?
01:59 - Oh no, oh no.
02:00 - Don't you worry.
02:01 Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
02:02 (explosion)
02:03 - Oh!
02:03 - Okay.
02:04 - Oh no, this is a good one.
02:05 - So does Minecraft have insurance or?
02:07 - No, dad, I'm so, so sorry.
02:10 I'm not.
02:11 - Hey, hey, hey, it's all right.
02:12 Don't you sweat it.
02:13 I'll fix this up no problem.
02:15 I mean, you got me these tools
02:17 and I know exactly what to do with them.
02:19 (laughs)
02:20 Okay, so you just take this and, that's a big hole.
02:24 - Dad, I can show you how to do it real quick.
02:26 I can go get my own.
02:26 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:27 Come on, just go, princess.
02:29 I got this.
02:30 Plus you need to relax and just, you know,
02:31 take a fiber, do some fishing.
02:33 Does Minecraft have fishing?
02:34 Can you go fishing in Minecraft?
02:36 - Yeah, you can.
02:37 - All right, great.
02:37 That always relaxes me.
02:39 Now, let's see.
02:41 - All right, all right.
02:42 You know what?
02:43 I'll let you do this.
02:43 I know you like fixing things.
02:44 Are you sure?
02:45 - I'll surprise you with how good I am at fixing
02:47 and you surprise me with the biggest fish in Minecraft.
02:50 All right?
02:51 - Okay, dad, I will be back.
02:52 I'll get you the biggest fish,
02:54 the realest biggest fish, okay?
02:56 (laughs)
02:56 - All right.
02:57 - My dad was right.
02:58 This is relaxing.
03:00 Let's see.
03:01 (screaming)
03:04 - Appleout, Appleout, Appleout.
03:07 Hey, how's it going?
03:10 Lovely day.
03:10 The problem.
03:11 - So beautiful.
03:12 - Yeah, what's the problem?
03:14 - Your house may be exploding.
03:15 - What did you do?
03:16 - No, no, no, it wasn't us this time.
03:18 That's why we're here to tell you about it.
03:19 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:20 We were gonna blow up your house,
03:22 but someone's already doing that.
03:23 - Wait, someone's already--
03:26 Dad, dad!
03:27 Oh no, this is crazy.
03:28 - Wait, dad?
03:29 - Dad?
03:30 - Dad?
03:31 - Appleout, why do you keep saying that?
03:32 What's going on?
03:33 - Yeah, hold on.
03:34 - Dad, dad, dad.
03:35 - Looks pretty good.
03:38 - Dad, you fixed it?
03:39 You learned how to do this already?
03:41 - Yeah, of course.
03:42 I can fix anything if I put the old thinker to it.
03:44 - Ah, thank you so much.
03:47 Oh my gosh, this is so great.
03:49 - Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:51 We gotta explain some things here, Appleout.
03:52 This is your dad?
03:54 Like right here?
03:55 This person right in front of us?
03:57 - Why is he on our server?
03:59 - Well, I told my little princess
04:00 we were gonna have a game day today.
04:02 Kind of picturing more of a sport thing,
04:03 but this is a game,
04:04 and it seems like I showed up at the right time.
04:06 Princess, does this boy usually
04:08 drive his car into your home?
04:10 - All the time, both of them, actually.
04:12 You know what, they prank me a lot, too.
04:14 - Oh, really?
04:15 - Oh, no, no, no.
04:16 - Don't tell me about that, will you?
04:17 - No, no, we're very nice.
04:18 We're very kind.
04:19 - Well, see, usually on the server,
04:21 they kind of explode me a few times.
04:24 Maybe like, you know, yeah.
04:26 They also like, you know, put me in traps.
04:29 You know, I can go on a little bit more about that.
04:31 Oh, oh, that's right.
04:32 And they also like, they've exploded
04:34 like some of my pets sometimes.
04:36 You know, the cute ones that I get.
04:38 - Oh, exploding your pets?
04:40 - Oh, wait, the mean ones?
04:42 - Hi!
04:43 - Hi, guys!
04:44 - Hi, you guys!
04:45 - Whoa, who is that?
04:47 - Whoa!
04:48 - Oh, guys, guys, guys!
04:49 - Hey, Aphmau, who's the new guy on the server?
04:50 - This is my dad!
04:52 Dad, friends, friends, dad!
04:53 - He's your dad!
04:54 - Hi!
04:55 - Hi, dad!
04:56 - Hi, dad!
04:57 - Hi, dad!
04:58 I'm Noy!
04:59 - Here, some chicken!
04:59 - Oh, thank, oh.
05:01 Look at all these wonderful items.
05:03 Hi, I'm Zach, Aphmau's dad.
05:05 - This is Zach.
05:07 - Yips.
05:07 - This is Noy.
05:08 - Hi!
05:09 - And this is KC!
05:10 They're all my friends.
05:11 And there's a super nice ones here.
05:13 - Yep, and we're just going.
05:14 Bye!
05:15 - Very, very nice, yes.
05:16 - Very, very nice, yes.
05:17 - Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
05:18 - That's me, too!
05:18 - Yeah, that's right, you run away.
05:19 - So, Max, her house is over there.
05:21 I can show you their house a little bit later.
05:23 KC's house is over there,
05:24 and Noy has all the farm stuff.
05:27 - Yep, it's a really cozy place.
05:30 - Nice, did you build a house for your old man?
05:32 - You gotta come up with something.
05:34 - My old man?
05:35 - Okay, maybe just go.
05:35 - Oh, I was talking to Aph there.
05:37 - Oh, yeah, no, I actually.
05:41 So, I thought we could build together.
05:42 It would be a cool project.
05:44 Like a father-daughter project.
05:44 Wouldn't that be cool?
05:45 - Oh, that's so cool.
05:46 - Oh, that's so cute.
05:47 - Hey, hey, Mr. Aphmau's dad.
05:51 How's it going?
05:52 - Great.
05:53 - It's Zach.
05:55 It's going all right.
05:56 You?
05:57 - Yeah, we got you a present.
05:58 You know, a housewarming gift
05:59 for showing up to the server today.
06:01 - For the first time in Minecraft and all.
06:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:04 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:05 Here, Mr. Aphmau's dad.
06:06 Here, you just take a few of these,
06:07 and then there you go.
06:09 Congratulations.
06:10 That's all for you.
06:11 - Okay, okay.
06:12 - This doesn't look right.
06:13 - This is not a present.
06:15 This is a TNT by the looks of it.
06:17 - Um, you are correct, sir.
06:20 In Minecraft, that stands for totally not TNT.
06:25 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:28 - Yeah, that one, that one.
06:29 - Oh, I get you.
06:31 You know what?
06:32 It doesn't look like a present because it's not wrapped.
06:34 Here, let me just get some of this.
06:37 - Oh, yeah, yeah, totally wrap it up.
06:38 Wrap it up.
06:38 - Put that there, put that there.
06:39 - Yeah, we can wrap it up.
06:40 - What's happening?
06:41 - Oh, hang on, hang on.
06:42 - All right, that's better.
06:43 - I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
06:43 - Oh, I don't like this.
06:44 - Maybe more TNT will be here.
06:45 - Yeah, that looks much better.
06:46 - Hi.
06:47 - Uh, guys, maybe we should move back a little bit.
06:48 - Here, we can put more of that.
06:48 - Yeah, this is a little bit slow.
06:49 - I don't know if you knew this,
06:50 but it makes it really hard to move with all the cobwebs.
06:51 - Dad, dad, dad, be careful, be careful.
06:52 - Oh, I got my own phone.
06:53 - Dad!
06:54 - Oh!
06:55 - Wow.
06:55 - Now I know where you get it from.
06:56 - Dad?
06:57 - Show your present.
06:58 - Wow.
06:59 (laughing)
07:00 - How did you learn that?
07:01 - Wow, your dad's really gotten good at Minecraft.
07:01 - Wow, that's so cool.
07:02 - Yeah, I played around with it.
07:03 - It's a really, really big hole.
07:14 - I found the stuff in your secret prank chest
07:16 before you got back.
07:17 (laughing)
07:18 Oh man, you know, I think the rest of your server
07:21 could use a dad's touch.
07:23 I'm gonna go find things to fix.
07:24 Dad, no way!
07:25 - Oh!
07:26 - Oh!
07:27 - Oh!
07:27 - Chad!
07:28 - Let me show you, let me show you my friend, Matt.
07:31 - Hey, this is her house, like I said earlier.
07:31 - I can't believe they did this.
07:32 - I can't believe they did this to my house.
07:34 - Dad!
07:35 - Oh, oh, hi Aphmau, hi Mr. Aphmau's dad.
07:39 - Hey, Mac, huh?
07:41 What's that short for, mac and cheese?
07:43 - Yeah, actually it is.
07:45 - So what happened to your deck there?
07:47 - Well, there tend to be a lot of accidents on the server
07:50 and someone blew it up.
07:52 (coughing)
07:53 - Ah.
07:53 - Yeah.
07:54 - I got you, hon.
07:55 Well, any friend of my daughter's is a friend of mine.
07:58 Hey, you know how a tree gets on the internet?
08:00 - Um, how?
08:02 - They log in.
08:04 (laughing)
08:06 - Aphmau, I see where you get the puns from.
08:08 - You don't need to fix this, I think you're fine.
08:10 - No, I'm gonna.
08:11 - I think she's got it.
08:12 - Yeah, I'm trying my best.
08:14 - No, it's fine, it's no trouble.
08:15 Just give it a tap there, smack it with that thing.
08:18 - Oh, dad, what are you doing?
08:19 - What, what's happening here?
08:21 What?
08:22 (screaming)
08:23 (coughing)
08:24 (groaning)
08:24 - What the?
08:25 - Audible?
08:26 - What?
08:27 You fixed it, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, thank you so much.
08:30 There's a bunch of hair in it, thank you.
08:32 I'm forever grateful.
08:33 - Wait, wait, wait, dad, how are you doing any of this?
08:36 - Oh, it's just a little something I think the kids call
08:39 a dad mod.
08:40 (groaning)
08:41 - Okay, I get it, it's another pun, I get it.
08:44 - Hey, Mac, is that your car?
08:47 Why is it on the ground like that?
08:48 - Yeah, it broke.
08:51 I don't know why, I guess it's just like
08:52 glitching or something.
08:54 We got some flowers growing on it, it's fine.
08:57 - Oh, he loves cars, he's, oh no.
08:59 - I think he's gonna fix it.
09:00 - That is the furthest thing from fine.
09:01 Stand back, I got this.
09:02 - Okay, I'll let him do that.
09:05 And, oh, he's taking a while on that.
09:07 (coughing)
09:08 - We gotta figure this out.
09:10 - What is this?
09:11 - This is unacceptable, everything's getting fixed so fast.
09:13 - I know, he's causing too much normalcy.
09:16 We need chaos, we need crazy stuff.
09:18 - I know, but what are we gonna do about this?
09:20 - I think we gotta do some fun.
09:22 (groaning)
09:23 (laughing)
09:26 - What do they have in their hands?
09:26 They have hand cannons.
09:28 - Oh, I don't know what to do, what should we do?
09:31 Okay, you know what, come on, let's go talk to him real quick.
09:34 Dad!
09:35 Oh, oh, oh, hey.
09:37 - Oh, you fixed it.
09:38 - Here we go, yep, installed the dad mod on it.
09:40 - Dad, I don't think a thing like that actually exists.
09:43 - Oh, it most certainly does, here, check this out.
09:45 - What are you doing?
09:46 - You'll see.
09:47 (gasping)
09:48 - Okay, Pearce, now's your chance.
09:49 - What?
09:50 - And, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
09:51 (screaming)
09:52 (groaning)
09:53 (laughing)
09:55 - I'll take it out maybe later.
09:57 - What the, you just, what the, how could you do that?
10:01 I don't understand.
10:02 - Well, I kinda got the idea that those boys
10:05 think they might be out to get me.
10:07 But dad knows, listen, never trust boys.
10:11 - Oh, but aren't you a boy?
10:13 - I'm a dad.
10:14 (laughing)
10:16 - I think he's learning my accent.
10:17 - That makes sense.
10:17 (laughing)
10:19 - Either way, dad, dad, let's go get some wood for our build
10:21 so we can get you a house and everything.
10:22 - Hang on, before we do that,
10:24 I gotta ax you a question, Aphmau.
10:26 - Oh my goodness.
10:28 - No, but seriously, Aphmau, I think I know
10:32 what I need to do on this Minecraft server.
10:34 - That is?
10:35 - I'm going to fix all of the broken things in Minecraft.
10:40 Let's go!
10:40 (crashing)
10:41 - Wait, wait, where are we going?
10:43 Where are we going?
10:43 Okay, the car is falling.
10:45 - Wait, my car!
10:46 - That's for dad, Maud!
10:48 - Dad!
10:49 - Where did he go?
10:50 Oh my goodness.
10:51 Dad, dad!
10:52 There you are.
10:54 - Hey, Aph.
10:54 - Hey.
10:55 - What are you doing here?
10:57 - You see over there, Aphmau?
10:59 See how annoying it is fishing,
11:00 and it's super slow and boring.
11:02 - Uh-huh.
11:03 - You know, fishing in real life
11:04 is supposed to be boring, right?
11:06 But in Minecraft, it should be fun and exciting!
11:08 - But fishing is supposed to be--
11:10 - Exactly!
11:12 Which is why I've decided to fish the fish with this TNT.
11:15 - Dad, no, no, no, no, no, you can't.
11:18 Please don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
11:19 No way is over there, okay?
11:20 - Get your man out of here.
11:21 - Oh, all right, I won't.
11:22 - Probably could.
11:24 Because I've lined the whole lake with TNT,
11:27 and I'm gonna explode the whole thing!
11:29 - Oh, dad, dad, wait, wait, wait, oh!
11:31 - Don't worry, just let me set it off.
11:33 It's fine, I'll do it.
11:34 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
11:35 - Hey, Aphmau?
11:36 - No, get over here.
11:37 - You don't understand what's happening right now!
11:38 - Oh, wait, hey, hey, hey!
11:39 - Aphmau!
11:39 - Here, I see him over there!
11:41 Should we go down the lake?
11:42 - Yeah, I saw him, I saw him, I was in the middle of the--
11:43 - Never mind, I just wanted to--
11:43 (all yelling)
11:46 - Almost there, almost there, almost there!
11:49 - Dad, dad, dad!
11:50 (all yelling)
11:52 - What kind of lake is this?
11:58 - I didn't know you had TNT dolphins in this, so--
11:59 - Back up a bit, Aph!
12:01 I fixed fishing in Minecraft.
12:04 - I don't know, um, okay.
12:07 Dad--
12:08 - Check out your tongue, you can taste them.
12:10 That's the fish mist in the air.
12:11 - Oh, no!
12:13 Okay, all right, I got some new tools.
12:14 I need to go find my dad.
12:16 Um, I need to know where he is.
12:17 - Listen, I'm telling you, he's a bad influence.
12:19 - Yeah, come on, Zane, we gotta go,
12:20 we gotta make sure that this guy
12:22 doesn't get any bigger chances against Aphmau!
12:24 - Yeah, I'm not too happy about this.
12:25 And you're sure this guy is a bad influence?
12:28 - Absolutely, some random dude.
12:31 We don't even know who this is.
12:33 - Why?
12:34 - Oh, you know, it's a guy.
12:37 - Very mysterious.
12:38 - I told her never to talk to boys.
12:39 But, you know what, it's fine, it's fine.
12:41 - I know!
12:42 - And I think he's really gonna like
12:44 the present that we got.
12:46 - Yeah.
12:47 (laughs)
12:47 - Oh my god.
12:48 - Wait, Aphmau!
12:49 - Oh my goodness.
12:50 - Aphmau, where are you?
12:52 - Zane, what?
12:52 - Yeah, Aphmau, come on!
12:53 - Hello, you home?
12:54 - What's going on?
12:55 - They tell me that you've been hanging out with some boy
12:58 that's been a bad influence on you.
13:00 - Yeah, you tell him!
13:02 - Yeah, yeah.
13:02 - Absolutely.
13:03 - Where is he?
13:04 Is he in your house?
13:05 - I really don't know where my friend is.
13:07 Uh, he, uh--
13:08 - Aphmau!
13:10 - Hey, I'm in the blue guy's house!
13:12 - Wait, my house?
13:13 - It's redecorating!
13:14 - Which blue?
13:15 - Which blue guy?
13:16 - The darker blue guy!
13:18 - Oh!
13:19 - Uh, redecorating?
13:19 What?
13:20 - Uh, we're coming, we're coming!
13:22 - I wanted to redecorate it.
13:23 - Aphmau!
13:24 - Get out!
13:25 - Aphmau, he is breaking into people's houses!
13:26 I won't stand for this!
13:27 - Zane, just follow me!
13:28 - Yeah, he's pretty bad!
13:30 - Dad, dad!
13:30 - Hey, what did he do to my house?
13:32 - I don't know!
13:33 - He's fine.
13:34 - What have you done to my house?
13:35 - You're gonna love it.
13:35 I noticed, I've been wandering around.
13:38 There's all this useless gold in here.
13:41 Can't do a thing with it, so I tuned it up for ya.
13:44 100% diamond.
13:45 - What?
13:46 - Every single thing.
13:47 - That's nasty.
13:48 (screaming)
13:50 - He has a collection of gold!
13:53 - Dad, you actually have a collection of gold!
13:55 - Wow!
13:56 (screaming)
13:57 - Who'd you say this guy was, Aph?
13:59 - I said he's my dad.
14:00 This is my dad.
14:01 - And he's ruined!
14:01 - Are you okay, dude?
14:02 - He's my dad!
14:03 - It's gonna be all right, bud.
14:04 - Oh my gosh, sir!
14:05 You have no idea how much of a big fan I am of yours.
14:06 Can I get your autograph?
14:08 - Oh, went right through me there.
14:09 Hang on.
14:09 - Aphmau, I am the biggest fan.
14:11 Oh my gosh.
14:12 - Nope, still the diamond, sorry.
14:13 - Zane, Zane.
14:14 (laughing)
14:14 - Yeah, let's go down.
14:15 (laughing)
14:16 - Zane!
14:17 - What?
14:18 - We came here to do something.
14:19 - Something very serious, remember?
14:22 - Oh, did you mean that P-R-A-N-K we were planning?
14:25 Oh yeah, that's over.
14:26 This is Aphmau's dad.
14:27 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:29 Zane, hey, Aphmau, guess what?
14:31 Zane got your dad a present.
14:34 - I don't think you need to do that.
14:35 - All right, we got a present.
14:36 - No, no, no, here, take the present.
14:38 - All right, all right, yeah.
14:39 - I don't think you need to open that, sir.
14:42 Sir, don't open the present.
14:43 Do not open the present.
14:44 - Take a look-see, I mean, that looks pretty nice.
14:46 - What's that wrapped with, doctor?
14:48 - Open the present!
14:48 It's a--
14:49 (screaming)
14:50 Sir, I can explain to you completely.
14:53 This is an absolute misunderstanding.
14:55 - I think I understand pretty well
14:57 what just went down there.
14:58 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Aphmau's dad!
15:00 - Oh, you're gonna be sorry!
15:02 Get back here!
15:03 - Dad, are you doing okay?
15:05 Are you really having fun on that thing?
15:07 - No, I'm having a high-ho time, sweetie.
15:09 - Oh, that's so glad.
15:11 I don't understand why you're having
15:12 so much fun on that tractor,
15:13 but you know what, you do you.
15:15 - That sounds like the talk of someone
15:16 who's never been on a tractor.
15:18 - Okay, you do that, all right?
15:20 I'm gonna go, you know what,
15:21 I'm just gonna sit here and watch this.
15:22 - Aphmau!
15:23 (farting)
15:24 - I'll be right back!
15:24 - Can you come here for a sec?
15:26 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:27 - Aphmau, come here, come here, come here.
15:28 Your dad, I've had it with him.
15:30 He's gotta go.
15:31 So, I challenge you and him to a dad-off.
15:35 - What?
15:36 What does that mean?
15:37 - Yeah, yeah, a dad-off, meaning the best dad wins
15:40 and whoever loses has to leave the server.
15:43 - Oh, okay, but what about your dad?
15:47 - My dad, well, you know, my dad is off being
15:50 a real cool dad, working for Mojang,
15:52 you know, cool stuff like this.
15:54 But, you know, I do have a temporary dad
15:57 to take over in the meantime.
15:58 - Uh-huh.
15:59 - Dad, would you come here, please?
16:01 - Oh my goodness.
16:02 - Oh, yes, son, of course.
16:03 Hi, how are you?
16:04 - Oh, hi.
16:05 - Yeah, how's it going?
16:06 - Hey, oh, yes, hugs, dad, of course, hugs.
16:10 - Ian, Ian, Ian, that's just Pierce with blue dye on him.
16:13 - Watch your toad, young lady.
16:16 Excuse me.
16:17 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:19 Excuse me, fellow dad.
16:21 What gives you the right to talk to my princess like that?
16:25 (Ian grunting)
16:26 - Dad, you can't be serious.
16:28 You can tell that that's--
16:28 - All right, I got this, princess, don't worry.
16:30 - Okay.
16:32 - I got this, dad.
16:32 - Yes, fellow dad, dad to dad.
16:35 I want to challenge you to a fight.
16:39 Only one dad can be the dad on this Minecraft dad server,
16:43 dad.
16:44 - Yeah, and that is my dad,
16:45 because my dad is the best dad.
16:47 - Fellow dad.
16:48 - Yes, yes, of course.
16:49 - Where have you been?
16:50 Do you know that Ian is a monster on this server?
16:53 I've had to watch him in your place for you all day.
16:56 - I was out getting milk.
16:59 Anyway, dad battle, let's go.
17:00 - Okay.
17:01 - Let's go, dad.
17:02 - But you know what?
17:03 This is the perfect challenge we can do,
17:04 and it's going to involve these tractors.
17:08 Whoever's dad wins, wins a tractor dad race.
17:11 Does that make sense?
17:12 - Absolutely.
17:13 - Of course.
17:14 - Those stakes are pretty clear, yeah.
17:16 - Exactly.
17:17 - Yeah, no, as a dad, of course I know how to run tractors.
17:19 - Yeah, and dad, just so you--
17:22 - Just so you know, I filled yours with some special fuel.
17:25 You got this.
17:26 (Ian laughing)
17:27 - You talk to dad, I believe in you, okay?
17:30 All right, ready?
17:31 Three, two, one, go!
17:32 (beep)
17:33 (Ian yelling)
17:35 - Hey, why is there this noise?
17:36 - Got it!
17:37 - Woo!
17:38 - Son, what did you do to my tractor?
17:39 - Eat my dust, fellow dad.
17:41 - Oh, I found the start button.
17:43 Here we go, ready?
17:44 - Got it!
17:44 - Oh, dad, you know, we can still go out
17:47 and do some Minecraft things, you know, if you want to.
17:49 - Yeah, no, I'm down to do whatever.
17:51 I'm just sitting in this armrest.
17:52 It's, ah, it's really cushy.
17:55 - Thank you!
17:55 - Surprising, given how polygonal it is.
17:57 - Yeah, I know.
17:58 - Wouldn't expect that.
17:59 - That's a big word, dad.
17:59 Can you teach me what that means?
18:01 - Uh, it means it's a shape.
18:04 - A shape.
18:04 - FMO!
18:05 - FMO!
18:06 - FMO!
18:07 - Oh, oh, guys, what's happening?
18:09 - You gotta help us!
18:11 - You won't believe what the boys did.
18:13 - Yeah, I'll actually probably help.
18:14 - Yeah, everything's on fire!
18:16 - Okay, wait a minute, what's happening?
18:18 Oh my gosh.
18:18 - The whole server's on fire!
18:20 - Literally the whole server.
18:22 (Ian crying)
18:23 - What happened here?
18:24 (Ian laughing)
18:26 - Yeah!
18:26 - You're the best dad ever, Pierce.
18:29 I mean, dad.
18:29 - No problem, son.
18:31 Just so proud of you.
18:34 You're able to accomplish so much.
18:35 It's such a short amount of time.
18:36 - What are you guys doing?
18:38 - Exacting justice.
18:40 Your dad has been nothing but trouble,
18:42 and he needs to go.
18:44 So it's either him or the server.
18:46 - Uh.
18:46 - Yup.
18:47 - Yeah, I just don't know how we're gonna fix this.
18:49 - It shouldn't be too tough.
18:51 I think I've dealt with this before.
18:53 - Wait, what?
18:54 - What?
18:55 - What is it you're calling?
18:56 - What's happening?
18:56 - What is he doing?
18:57 (Ian grunting)
19:00 - What?
19:01 - Jeez.
19:02 (all gasping)
19:02 - Wait a minute, huh?
19:03 - Dad!
19:04 - What's going on?
19:05 - You fixed the microwave?
19:06 You fixed it!
19:07 - More hard work undone!
19:09 How is it?
19:09 - The trick is to remember,
19:11 if it's a grease fire, you don't use water.
19:14 You just wanna put it out with oxygen deprivation.
19:18 - What does that mean?
19:19 - You know, like put a lid on it while you're cooking.
19:20 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:21 - That makes so much sense.
19:22 - Huh, I gotta remember that the next time I barbecue.
19:24 - You keep using the wrong letter in fire extinguisher.
19:26 - Dad, I'm sorry we didn't get to play Minecraft.
19:29 - Well, what are you talking about, sweetie?
19:31 I had a lot of fun today.
19:32 Isn't that what spending time together is really about?
19:34 - Oh, you're right, dad.
19:36 - Besides, I got to fix so many things.
19:38 I think my job here is done.
19:39 Here, one last thing though.
19:41 I learned how to give hugs.
19:43 (all gasping)
19:44 Come here, sweetie.
19:46 - Oh, I can literally hug him myself!
19:48 - They're so cute!
19:50 - Okay, I'm frustrated, but that's actually kind of cute.
19:52 - Yeah, I didn't know that.
19:53 Oh, Jessie is a good dad.
19:55 - Oh, Appa, your dad is so cool!
19:58 - Stop trying to best my dad.
19:59 - I wish my dad was in Minecraft.
20:02 - Same, I want a dad in Minecraft.
20:06 - Appa's been hugging all of this dad this whole time.
20:09 Can he, is he our dad now?
20:11 - Yeah.
20:12 - Can we get him on my side?
20:12 - No, no, no, no, I refuse.
20:13 - I have to stop, I'm swapping sides.
20:15 I'm jumping, I'm jumping, shit.
20:16 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:17 Okay, so.
20:18 - What?
20:19 - First off, you violated dad code and impersonated a dad.
20:23 So I can't be your dad because of that.
20:26 - Oh!
20:27 - And as for you, you are a menace to this server.
20:32 And I have never been, nor will I ever be your real dad
20:37 in this universe or any.
20:39 You two can have these presents anyway.
20:41 I'll see you later, princess.
20:44 Goodbye.
20:45 - Presents?
20:47 Oh, I love these presents!
20:49 Oh, I'll be so shy, you really shouldn't.
20:52 - Dad, you're the coolest.
20:53 - Oh, well thank you, sweetie.
20:55 Thanks for showing me Minecraft.
20:57 It's been a good day.
20:58 - Aw.
20:59 Oh, wait, what's that?
21:00 - Huh?
21:01 - Is that the pitter patter of an engine I hear?
21:03 - Yeah.
21:04 - You got your dad mod?
21:06 - Oh, that's perfect.
21:07 - Bye, I think it's about time for me to mosey on home.
21:10 I'll see you later, sweetie.
21:11 Just call if you guys need me to fix anything.
21:13 - We do, we'll probably be really soon.
21:15 There he goes.
21:17 - What the?
21:17 - Bye, Moose Dad, Moose Dad.
21:18 - That was so cool.
21:20 - What's happening?
21:21 - Check out the kinks in the dad mod.
21:22 - Bye, Dad.
21:23 - Leaving like a real dad.
21:24 - I wish my dad was like that.
21:26 - Mom, it's you!