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Fish Without a Bicycle Full Movies
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00:00:00 [Music]
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00:00:33 Do you believe in destiny? Fate, some people call it.
00:00:38 Or could it be that the road not taken could have been the right road?
00:00:43 You know, if you'd only taken it.
00:00:47 I for one have no idea.
00:00:51 That's why I've been documenting the recent events in my life.
00:00:56 Trying to figure out how I've made the mistakes that I've made and
00:01:00 God knows there have been a lot of them.
00:01:04 Anyways, just trying to figure it all out, you know.
00:01:08 This life thing where I fit in.
00:01:13 So here I am.
00:01:15 One hour and thirty-seven minutes away from being a quarter of a century old.
00:01:21 I wonder what my mom would think of all this.
00:01:25 [Music]
00:01:31 Anyways, where to start?
00:01:35 Danny, see there was this guy.
00:01:39 [Music]
00:01:55 Sleepy, I'm sleeping.
00:01:59 Feeling more breakfastish or lunchish?
00:02:03 Something meaty-ish.
00:02:05 That's my girl.
00:02:07 [Music]
00:02:14 Bacon bread.
00:02:15 That was Danny.
00:02:17 The most perfect, loving, sensitive guy on the planet.
00:02:20 And to top it all off, he saves lives for a living.
00:02:23 So why did I leave him and end our perfect little white picket fence existence?
00:02:28 Let me introduce you to Michael.
00:02:31 Have you ever met somebody who made your heart beat so fast you thought you might throw up all over his brown suede loafers?
00:02:37 Well, I have.
00:02:39 [Applause]
00:02:43 Thank you, Ms. Juliana.
00:02:45 Thank you very much.
00:02:51 Ms. Juliana, can you wait out back for a moment?
00:02:58 Thank you.
00:02:59 Thank you.
00:03:00 Good job.
00:03:09 Hey, I'm glad you got some talent.
00:03:12 I don't want my future wife to be a total hack.
00:03:15 Future wife?
00:03:16 Future--you do remember you're talking to a practically married woman.
00:03:21 What, the fireman?
00:03:23 Please, we, as in you and I, are going to be together.
00:03:27 I knew that the minute I heard your voice over the telephone line.
00:03:31 Before I even saw you.
00:03:32 Could have been some ugly fat girl.
00:03:35 It's got to win some points.
00:03:37 Have a drink with me.
00:03:39 No.
00:03:40 What are you afraid of?
00:03:41 Boo.
00:03:43 Okay, I'll tell you what, a business drink.
00:03:44 You know, two peers enjoying a distilled alcoholic beverage, discussing the art of acting and all that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:54 Good.
00:03:55 See you tonight at the bar.
00:03:57 The bar?
00:03:59 That's a little vague, isn't it?
00:04:01 No, silly girl, it's really called "the bar."
00:04:03 It's on Sunset.
00:04:04 First of all, silly girl, I think not.
00:04:07 Second of all, I don't date.
00:04:08 I live with someone that I'm going to marry.
00:04:10 Yeah, right.
00:04:11 You keep telling yourself that.
00:04:13 Oh, by the way, you got the part.
00:04:17 See you there.
00:04:19 Wait a minute.
00:04:20 Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:21 That doesn't mean--
00:04:23 No, I'm not going.
00:04:25 I can't go.
00:04:27 I won't be there.
00:04:34 [sobbing]
00:04:37 [music playing]
00:04:44 Hi.
00:04:45 Hi.
00:04:46 Looking for someone?
00:04:49 I don't even know why I'm here.
00:04:51 That's not what you think.
00:04:53 I'm not that kind of girl.
00:04:54 [music playing]
00:04:59 [crickets chirping]
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00:05:09 [crickets chirping]
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00:05:38 Baby?
00:05:40 Yeah?
00:05:44 Shh.
00:05:45 Don't wake up all the way.
00:05:47 Go to sleep.
00:05:49 Did you get it?
00:05:52 Yeah.
00:05:53 [music playing]
00:05:56 Congratulations.
00:05:59 Must be smart up there.
00:06:02 Smart people in the moon.
00:06:05 [music playing]
00:06:10 Good job.
00:06:11 [music playing]
00:06:15 Go to sleep.
00:06:19 [inaudible]
00:06:21 [music playing]
00:06:31 Some people say a single moment can change your whole life.
00:06:35 A left turn, a right.
00:06:39 One decision alters everything.
00:06:42 Now I know what they mean.
00:06:44 [music playing]
00:06:54 Go back to sleep.
00:06:56 OK.
00:06:58 I'll see you in two days.
00:07:00 Call me at the station.
00:07:02 OK.
00:07:04 Congratulations.
00:07:05 [music playing]
00:07:24 OK.
00:07:25 [music playing]
00:07:35 [phone ringing]
00:07:45 This better be highly entertaining.
00:07:47 Vic, it's me.
00:07:48 I did something really, really bad.
00:07:50 Yeah, what did you fuck some random guy?
00:07:53 Well, he's not exactly random.
00:07:56 I can't fucking believe this.
00:07:57 What the hell happened?
00:07:59 Remember that Michael guy I told you about, the director?
00:08:01 Oh, by the way, I got the part.
00:08:03 Of course you did, you filthy whore.
00:08:05 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:06 So not funny right now.
00:08:08 OK, so then I met him, you know, face to face for the first time.
00:08:11 Almost peed my pants, because he's like this sexy, clever--
00:08:15 I don't know, he makes Danny seem really simple.
00:08:18 And when I'm with him, it's like being, you know,
00:08:20 in clever, clever land.
00:08:22 I know that's no excuse, and I'm a horrible human being,
00:08:24 and I'm going straight to hell in a basket full of ham.
00:08:27 Well, I'm not going to disagree with you there, but--
00:08:30 I keep saying, baby, you've got to get a couple more notches in your belt
00:08:34 before you settle down and get married.
00:08:37 You don't even know yourself yet.
00:08:39 Have you ever been alone?
00:08:40 No, you've always had some adoring guy there,
00:08:43 some guy to pick up the pieces when you fall,
00:08:46 or when you barely stumble, or stub your toe.
00:08:49 And I just think it's time to get out into the world
00:08:51 and take some risks.
00:08:52 And you know what else, baby?
00:08:54 Vic, you're doing that preachy thing again.
00:08:57 Hey, Hoback, you want my help or not?
00:08:59 Hoback. Yeah, I do.
00:09:02 Don't tell Danny a thing.
00:09:05 Move in with me for a little bit until you sow your wild oats.
00:09:09 I've always wanted to use that expression.
00:09:12 And when you're done, you go back to Danny,
00:09:14 or you might not go back to Danny.
00:09:16 I mean, baby, he is your first.
00:09:18 It's like if you've eaten--
00:09:20 Breed your whole life.
00:09:23 Sure, it's a mild and tasty cheese,
00:09:25 but how do you know it's your favorite
00:09:27 until you try, let's say, a Gouda or a spicy pepper jack?
00:09:32 So come stay with me for a little bit.
00:09:36 Try lots of different cheeses, and when you're done,
00:09:38 Danny will be waiting.
00:09:40 Oh, but really important, okay?
00:09:41 So listen up.
00:09:42 Do not, I repeat, do not tell him there's someone else.
00:09:46 It'll fuck up the whole thing.
00:09:48 What's so wrong?
00:09:50 Do you think it'll work?
00:09:52 Absolutely.
00:09:53 Just tell him you need a little time to find yourself.
00:09:56 Code for "I want to fuck other people."
00:09:58 He loves you. He'll wait.
00:10:00 Goddamn, I am good.
00:10:02 Or really evil. Jury's still out.
00:10:04 Hey, I am not the one with the big scarlet A on my chest.
00:10:07 Touche.
00:10:09 Now, on to the important stuff.
00:10:12 I want to hear all the gruesome details about the sax.
00:10:14 Are you working lunch?
00:10:15 Yeah, how is the oral?
00:10:17 Ah, inappropriate.
00:10:19 Please, you had sex on the first date.
00:10:21 Well, technically it wasn't even a date, so that's even worse.
00:10:24 So cut the demure act and no longer holds up.
00:10:26 Yeah, he was good, fine. He's very skilled.
00:10:29 That was the tongue action.
00:10:31 Oh God, not the propeller, I hope.
00:10:32 Definitely a less is more kind of guy.
00:10:35 What about the cock?
00:10:37 Let's just say his peignoir is quite adequate.
00:10:41 His penoir?
00:10:42 His peep.
00:10:43 Peep?
00:10:45 Fine, his penis is, um, it's pornographically large
00:10:51 and it curves to the right with, you know, veins and ridges and things, but not too many.
00:10:56 And his semen tastes like warm maple syrup.
00:10:59 Graphic enough for you?
00:11:01 Well done, my little girl is growing up.
00:11:08 He's just good at everything.
00:11:10 Very different than with dating. I guess I actually do like sex.
00:11:13 I think I saw God. He was perfect. It was perfect.
00:11:17 He actually has a remote for the fireplace.
00:11:20 Ah, yes. Nothing like fake locks to set the mood.
00:11:23 Remote control fireplace.
00:11:27 A little cheesy, I know.
00:11:29 Nonetheless, I made sure it was part of the selling price.
00:11:32 Oh, so you own this place then?
00:11:35 I do, yes. Not only am I mildly handsome and relatively talented, I also have family money.
00:11:40 Oh, that must be nice. I've had to work since I was 13.
00:11:45 That's probably good for you. It builds character.
00:11:48 I presume that means that you have a new character?
00:11:52 Evidently.
00:11:54 I should go. I'm gonna go.
00:12:01 Do you want to see my etchings?
00:12:03 Etchings? Smooth.
00:12:06 They were very good etchings. Very masterfully done.
00:12:10 Shut up. He just, I don't know, okay, maybe it wasn't that romantic.
00:12:15 He says these things, you know, that on somebody else it might not seem like that big of a deal,
00:12:19 but on him it's just perfect. Perfect.
00:12:22 I know the type. Danger. That's all I'm saying.
00:12:25 Oh God, can we hold you to that?
00:12:27 Yeah, you can.
00:12:28 Just do what you want. It's about time you had a little danger in your life.
00:12:30 Yes, that is true. I should have danger. I should throw worry to the wind.
00:12:35 You guys better look out, because I'm danger girl from now on.
00:12:37 I'm gonna wear a cape the whole thing.
00:12:39 Okay, okay. If one more person, any of you, say danger in the next two minutes, I'm gonna lose it.
00:12:43 And sweetie, it's throw caution to the wind.
00:12:46 Whatever.
00:12:48 Oh, what time is it? Oh, keys. Late rehearsal. I gotta go. Bye.
00:12:52 Ah, Miss Juliana, meet Master Benjamin.
00:12:55 You'll be playing the role of Johnny.
00:12:57 It's just Ben.
00:12:59 You look like a Johnny. I'm kind of like a cowboy.
00:13:03 Oh, well, I'm from Dayton, Ohio, actually.
00:13:06 But, you know, it's funny. I always had kind of a non-sexual crush on Clint Eastwood.
00:13:12 Really?
00:13:13 Yeah, quintessential Marlboro man.
00:13:14 Me too.
00:13:15 Okay, enough niceties.
00:13:17 Let's get a couple things out of the way.
00:13:19 I am the director. Therefore, as actors, I expect you guys to follow my direction and fill it.
00:13:25 I know what I'm doing, so trust me, and I promise you, I will steer you in the right direction. Okay?
00:13:31 Juliana, all that smiling you were doing in the audition, it's out.
00:13:36 This character doesn't smile. All right?
00:13:39 And Brad.
00:13:41 Ben.
00:13:42 Ben, I'm sorry. Ben, you seem too faggoty, for lack of a better word.
00:13:48 Man 'em up, okay?
00:13:50 Maybe wear a cowboy hat to every rehearsal.
00:13:53 Boots, I think it would be a good idea to ground you. All right?
00:13:56 Okay, why don't we do this? We'll take it from the top. No pressure. Relaxed.
00:14:01 I'll watch it. Come in. If I see something I don't like, I'll stop you. Okay?
00:14:06 So, let's take it from the top. This is when you're first coming in, the first time you're seeing her, right?
00:14:15 Okay, let's stop right there.
00:14:18 You're a good actor, but I don't believe you. At all. All right?
00:14:23 You come in like a dancer. This guy's not a dancer. He's a cowboy. You understand?
00:14:28 You're coming in with this apology. This guy doesn't apologize to anybody.
00:14:33 You come in, you own your space. Most importantly, you own her.
00:14:37 Someone you want. A sexy gal. Okay?
00:14:40 You gotta be, you know, this is an alpha male, not a beta male.
00:14:44 Okay.
00:14:45 You looking at me?
00:14:46 Yeah.
00:14:47 All right? Alpha male. Gotta change your thinking a little bit. All right?
00:14:52 Can you do me a favor? Can you tighten your neck up a little bit? You know what I mean by that?
00:14:55 A little loosen the neck. A bit of a swivel head. All right? Tighten up. All right?
00:15:01 Square up. Man up. Okay? Take it again. Have fun.
00:15:10 And no! Okay, so you're winding up. All right?
00:15:14 You were really something in there.
00:15:16 Yeah?
00:15:17 Yeah.
00:15:18 Something good or something really bad? 'Cause that's really one of those open-ended comments that could go either way.
00:15:24 It's kind of like, uh, you look stunning.
00:15:28 Could mean you're a real beauty or you could stop people in their tracks with the sheer grotesqueness of your physical form.
00:15:34 Exactly like that. Yeah. You're funny.
00:15:40 Funny ha-ha or funny weird? You see? That's another one.
00:15:43 Yes, it is.
00:15:50 So is he stalking you or...?
00:15:54 Mine.
00:16:02 Wow, that was very awkward.
00:16:05 You think?
00:16:10 Oh, Jesus.
00:16:16 Whew. Oh, my God.
00:16:25 Wow.
00:16:29 That wasn't too bad.
00:16:30 First time swallowing, huh?
00:16:32 Yep.
00:16:33 Yeah, we'll get used to it. We get married. That is part of the prenup.
00:16:36 Prenup?
00:16:38 Family money, remember?
00:16:39 Pretty romantic pillow talk there.
00:16:41 Yeah, well, what can I say? I'm smooth.
00:16:45 Oddly enough, you are.
00:16:47 Am I?
00:16:48 Yeah.
00:16:51 Cheek, cheek.
00:16:53 Twenty minutes before I kiss the mouth.
00:17:20 Pay attention to me.
00:17:26 Come on, sweetheart.
00:17:29 You've been meditating for like two hours.
00:17:33 Pay attention to me. Pay attention to me or I'm going to urinate on the ground.
00:17:37 Okay, first of all, I'm having proximity issues, okay?
00:17:40 And second of all, stop being so fucking needy.
00:17:42 Not a good color on you.
00:17:45 Sorry.
00:17:47 I'm having my first love in a crying heap on the ground today.
00:17:50 I might be a little needy.
00:17:51 Okay, first of all, we ought to establish something.
00:17:53 I'm not that guy, all right?
00:17:54 I'm not so much with the being needy.
00:17:56 If that's who you are, go to Vicki.
00:17:58 God knows she has nothing better to do than be at your beck and call.
00:18:05 You amaze me.
00:18:11 Come on.
00:18:13 Wait.
00:18:14 Sugar snatch.
00:18:16 Hey, I'm trying to get centered.
00:18:19 You're all over me.
00:18:20 I had a stressful week.
00:18:24 Where are you going?
00:18:26 You're leaving?
00:18:27 That's mature.
00:18:36 Okay, so I realized I was still in my jammies.
00:18:39 If you laugh, I'll kill you.
00:18:55 What happened?
00:18:56 He has proximity issues.
00:18:58 What?
00:19:00 I put my arms around him because I needed some attention, you know, with the whole Danny thing.
00:19:05 He said that I was needy and yelled proximity.
00:19:08 What a fucking asshole.
00:19:10 Baby, don't even make this about you for a second.
00:19:13 We're going to go home, unpack your things over Cosmos,
00:19:17 and I'm sure he'll realize the error of his ways and call and beg for your forgiveness.
00:19:22 Maybe I'm making a mistake.
00:19:26 I mean, Danny's so perfect, right?
00:19:33 Do I smell that?
00:19:37 No, you're right.
00:19:40 I never told you this, but he used to make me dress up in heels and this crotchless fishnet body stocking when I cooked him dinner.
00:19:51 Don't laugh, creepsicle.
00:19:56 At first it was just for special occasions, you know, like birthday, Valentine's Day, and then he wanted it all the time.
00:20:05 It was cheesy.
00:20:08 And the sex was just so acrobatic.
00:20:13 He always wanted it to last like three hours with all these positions he read about in some Kama Sutra book.
00:20:20 And if I wasn't in the mood, he'd get all pouty.
00:20:23 One time he freaked out and broke that snow globe.
00:20:27 Remember that one that played for Elise?
00:20:29 I love that thing.
00:20:32 I love Michael.
00:20:35 I'm gonna call him.
00:20:38 No, yeah, baby, you cannot give away your power like that.
00:20:42 Okay, hey, listen, listen.
00:20:45 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:48 Yeah, I love that song.
00:20:50 Yeah, crank it.
00:20:53 Yeah.
00:20:56 Yeah.
00:20:58 No.
00:20:59 Holy shit, and let me call her still on, 'cause you could be a fly girl.
00:21:03 Don't bother me, I'm dancing.
00:21:05 Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
00:21:11 Turn it down, turn it down.
00:21:13 Hello?
00:21:15 Hey, it's Ben.
00:21:16 Ben?
00:21:18 Oh, Ben.
00:21:21 Sorry, I just--
00:21:23 Are you okay? Do you need anything?
00:21:25 No.
00:21:27 I was hoping maybe we could run lines over dinner.
00:21:30 I can't.
00:21:31 I gotta go.
00:21:32 Okay.
00:21:38 We need to go out.
00:21:41 We are going out, torturing lots of men, and not mentioning this bond of Satan.
00:21:49 ♪ Everything is best ♪
00:21:53 ♪ I can kiss the universe ♪
00:21:57 ♪ When you get the best ♪
00:22:01 Hey, can I buy you a drink?
00:22:03 What?
00:22:04 Can I buy you a drink?
00:22:06 If you buy me a drink, will I be expected to talk to you?
00:22:10 Yeah, that's kind of what I was aiming at.
00:22:13 Then it would be a bad investment for you.
00:22:15 Bye.
00:22:18 Holy shit, baby, that was harsh.
00:22:21 That was so unlike you and frighteningly close to me.
00:22:23 Well done.
00:22:24 Let the torture begin.
00:22:26 Welcome to the dark side.
00:22:33 Two shots of tequila?
00:22:35 Are you in the Solid Gold Dancer?
00:22:37 Yeah, do I have to pay extra for the comedy?
00:22:39 No, comedy's on a house.
00:22:42 That's mighty right of you.
00:22:44 Thanks.
00:22:47 Yeah, yes.
00:23:00 When I first met him, Danny was like so manly and fit.
00:23:07 What?
00:23:08 What?
00:23:10 Manly and fit.
00:23:13 I used to like it.
00:23:15 And then after a while, his limbs were just heavy.
00:23:20 Limbs.
00:23:22 That's a funny word, limbs.
00:23:24 Yeah, it's hilarious.
00:23:26 I guess he just had a fitness fetish.
00:23:30 Fetish.
00:23:32 A foot fetish.
00:23:34 And actually a fetish for gay porn.
00:23:37 Well, the gay porn thing is understandable.
00:23:42 See, that's gross.
00:23:45 Can I have two more?
00:23:46 Gross.
00:23:47 Thanks.
00:23:48 I guess I didn't know everything about the perfect couple.
00:23:51 I suppose that could be because you totally ditched me when he came into the picture,
00:23:55 but we'll save that discussion for another time.
00:23:57 Anyway, why didn't you tell me?
00:23:59 You said it was disrespectful to discuss your relationship with other people.
00:24:05 Well, it's got to go away.
00:24:07 How'd the scene go down?
00:24:08 What scene?
00:24:09 The breakup scene.
00:24:12 More horrifying than you can possibly imagine.
00:24:15 What are you doing up?
00:24:37 It's funny, I was actually just thinking about when you used to hang out
00:24:40 and wait for me by the door just like a little puppy.
00:24:47 Going somewhere?
00:24:57 Hi.
00:25:01 It's nice to see you, baby.
00:25:06 I'm leaving.
00:25:13 You're leaving?
00:25:17 You're leaving, leaving?
00:25:21 Yeah.
00:25:25 Where are you going?
00:25:27 I got to go find myself.
00:25:30 I don't know, I'm confused.
00:25:31 You got to go find yourself?
00:25:32 I know, that sounds cliche.
00:25:34 I'm sorry, I don't know.
00:25:35 I don't have any answers.
00:25:39 What do you mean you got to go find yourself?
00:25:40 Find yourself?
00:25:41 What are you talking--
00:25:42 I'm not happy.
00:25:44 How can you not be happy?
00:25:46 What's there not to be happy about?
00:25:47 We've got a wonderful life here.
00:25:49 Something's different.
00:25:51 Something's just changed for me.
00:25:56 Are you seeing someone?
00:26:01 Are you seeing someone?
00:26:04 Don't even tell me.
00:26:05 Are you seeing someone?
00:26:07 Let's not do that.
00:26:09 Are you seeing someone?
00:26:13 Just let me go.
00:26:14 Let you go?
00:26:15 You're not walking out this door
00:26:16 until you tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:26:18 Fine, I'm seeing someone, okay?
00:26:23 I'm sorry.
00:26:24 Who?
00:26:27 Just let me go.
00:26:28 Who are you seeing?
00:26:30 Just let me go, please.
00:26:33 Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:34 Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:36 Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:37 That's horrifying.
00:26:39 My dear girl, you have been so sheltered.
00:26:45 Let me tell you a little story.
00:26:48 I was dating this guy, Jonathan.
00:26:50 Total trust fund baby, right?
00:26:53 Yeah, I'm bored.
00:26:55 I'm going to go.
00:26:57 When you're over this, call me.
00:27:01 Better yet, don't call me.
00:27:03 I will call you.
00:27:05 I'm not done talking yet.
00:27:06 Really, Vic?
00:27:07 Are you ever done talking?
00:27:10 No, you did not just say that.
00:27:12 No, you cannot, you not, you not gonna,
00:27:15 you cannot just leave.
00:27:17 Fuck you.
00:27:18 Fuck you.
00:27:19 Fuck you.
00:27:22 Fuck you, motherfucker.
00:27:34 Needless to say, he never did call.
00:27:39 That is the foulest thing I've ever heard.
00:27:44 You're my hero.
00:27:46 Yep, that's me, the superhero that blinks tampons
00:27:49 at the speed of light.
00:27:51 Harrison, I would say your breakup was quite...
00:27:54 dignified.
00:27:56 I got to go.
00:27:59 Another round, please?
00:28:00 No, no, no, I can't.
00:28:04 It's okay, I'll do it, I'll hold your hair
00:28:06 while you put it back.
00:28:08 [coughing]
00:28:16 Okay, get it out, all out, baby.
00:28:19 It's out, it's out.
00:28:21 Okay.
00:28:24 Sorry, sorry.
00:28:28 All right, up, see Daisy.
00:28:32 Okay, okay.
00:28:34 Over here.
00:28:38 Thank you.
00:28:47 Gabby was hot!
00:28:50 I wanted to give him my number, but you can't take the help.
00:28:54 The help?
00:28:56 What are we, the Kennedys?
00:29:03 Ronnie, I want my key back.
00:29:15 No messages.
00:29:18 I don't get it.
00:29:19 He used to call me like every ten minutes in the beginning.
00:29:22 In the beginning, Jules, you've known the man a month.
00:29:24 This is still the beginning.
00:29:26 I wonder if he's met somebody else.
00:29:27 Maybe I should go talk to him.
00:29:28 Will you take me?
00:29:29 No, no way.
00:29:30 You do not want him to see you or smell you like this.
00:29:33 Men are very visual, a.k.a. shallow.
00:29:36 Next time he sees you, you have to look hot ass.
00:29:38 That is if you're hell-bent on this guy, which I don't get,
00:29:40 but whatever.
00:29:42 You also need to remind him that there are plenty of guys
00:29:44 who are willing to give you the hot beef injection.
00:29:46 Hot beef injection?
00:29:48 I know, good stuff.
00:29:49 Compliments of the cinematic gem, the Breakfast Club.
00:29:51 When's the next rehearsal?
00:29:52 One day.
00:29:54 Okay, that gives us two days to get you a rockin' dress
00:29:56 and three dates.
00:29:57 We'll call Lola.
00:29:58 She knows tons of guys.
00:30:00 Why didn't he call?
00:30:01 Why, why, why, why?
00:30:02 Hey, focus!
00:30:04 You have to have a game plan, and who better to guide you
00:30:06 than the Princess of Darkness, that of course being me.
00:30:09 That's what I do these days, give myself self-proclaimed titles.
00:30:12 My life is sad.
00:30:14 Yeah, well, I don't feel like playing.
00:30:16 I just want to love him.
00:30:17 I have no game.
00:30:19 And what happens when you just love him?
00:30:21 Let me remind you, proximity need I say more?
00:30:23 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:25 You know, and he totally had me.
00:30:27 And hello?
00:30:29 The first time I went to his place,
00:30:31 he asked me if I wanted to see his deck.
00:30:33 His what?
00:30:34 No, not my dick, my deck.
00:30:37 As in my patio, balcony.
00:30:40 Yeah, that's what I thought you meant.
00:30:42 Right.
00:30:43 Shelf.
00:30:44 Sure.
00:30:45 How come your telescope's facing that hotel?
00:30:59 Because I have an unhealthy fascination
00:31:01 with watching strangers have sex.
00:31:04 Wow.
00:31:05 Yeah.
00:31:06 Can't believe you didn't even try and make something up.
00:31:09 I wouldn't deny it.
00:31:11 But at least you realize it's unhealthy and perverse.
00:31:14 I never said perverse.
00:31:16 You're so puritanical.
00:31:18 And yes, that is a word.
00:31:20 Did you go to Catholic school?
00:31:21 As a matter of fact, I did.
00:31:23 And is puritan anything like Amish?
00:31:25 Because if it is, you're way off.
00:31:28 Look, drinking, heavily.
00:31:31 Wow.
00:31:32 Impressive.
00:31:34 I will now get you some more of the blood of Christ.
00:31:38 In that moment, he owned me.
00:31:41 I don't know, the whole thing just sounds a little too perfect.
00:31:45 Call me cynical.
00:31:47 Cynical?
00:31:49 Guys like that know all the right things to say.
00:31:53 I call them the wordsmiths.
00:31:55 They're the most dangerous of their species.
00:31:58 Cynical.
00:32:00 [silence]
00:32:24 Smells like a vajinga in here.
00:32:26 I'll get you by your alcohol.
00:32:28 You should really treat yourself to a nice douche.
00:32:30 You can't just come in here whenever you want, okay?
00:32:33 That's just crazy talk.
00:32:35 Don't you know the incredibly manly neighbor always gets the spare key?
00:32:38 Stop it.
00:32:39 You need my protection.
00:32:40 I do not.
00:32:42 Oh, good morning, my little brajo.
00:32:45 Too loud.
00:32:47 I need something greasy.
00:32:49 Greasy?
00:32:51 Don't make me laugh.
00:32:53 Ronnie, go back to your apartment.
00:32:55 That's why my underwear drawer is now booby trapped.
00:32:58 Did you say booby?
00:33:01 Have you ever seen that ad that said every woman should own a dress that can make a grown man cry?
00:33:07 Words to live by.
00:33:09 Welcome to the meat palace.
00:33:11 Would you like to try our zesty jalapeno poppers today?
00:33:15 No, I'm trying to cut down.
00:33:16 What do you want?
00:33:18 Philly cheesesteak.
00:33:20 Do you have a Philly cheesesteak?
00:33:22 Philly cheesecake?
00:33:23 No, Philly cheesesteak sandwich.
00:33:27 I'm sorry, what was that?
00:33:29 Philly cheese shake?
00:33:31 No, Philly chee--
00:33:34 Fuck.
00:33:37 Two burgers, onion rings, fries, and two Diet Cokes.
00:33:44 So it lives.
00:33:46 That was high comedy.
00:33:48 I think you have to be borderline retarded to work at these places.
00:34:11 Oh, yeah.
00:34:13 This is so the one.
00:34:17 Oh, for God's sake, who dresses you?
00:34:24 Next time it is all you.
00:34:28 You're mommy's big girl now.
00:34:32 Are you sure?
00:34:34 Go.
00:34:39 You should get a Playboy wax.
00:34:41 Playboys?
00:34:43 Yeah, they leave like a little landing strip.
00:34:46 It's also called the Brazilian or around the world.
00:34:49 Wow, your knowledge of hair removal is astounding.
00:34:53 You should write a book.
00:34:55 Or a pamphlet, at least.
00:34:57 Hilarious.
00:34:58 Holy shit.
00:35:00 Good?
00:35:01 Yeah.
00:35:03 What would I do without you?
00:35:04 Become a victim of the polycotton blend, for starters.
00:35:07 You look spanking hot.
00:35:09 He's toast.
00:35:10 High five.
00:35:15 No punching, no barf.
00:35:23 I wonder if he's thinking about me.
00:35:27 I heard if you write a guy's name a thousand times that he'll come back to you.
00:35:33 Or there's this spell with five red candles and honey, but I'd need a lock of his hair.
00:35:41 Let's just try my way first before we run out and get a cauldron in the eye of Newt.
00:35:53 I'm oddly attracted to Moe.
00:35:55 Yeah, me too.
00:35:56 Vicky, my cable's out.
00:35:58 The yank's around.
00:35:59 Maybe if you paid the bill, fucking guinea.
00:36:02 Come here, Ronnie.
00:36:03 Come sit by me.
00:36:04 I'm feeling needy.
00:36:05 She asked me to come sit by her.
00:36:06 Dare I take that as a sign?
00:36:08 Beat it.
00:36:09 The yank's around.
00:36:10 All right, I'm going to make some dinner.
00:36:12 We just ate 18 candy bars.
00:36:14 Okay, work with me.
00:36:15 Distraction, operative word, okay?
00:36:18 Okay, baby, Betty Crocker your ass off.
00:36:22 Funny.
00:36:23 Do me a favor, keep it down in there.
00:36:25 I already missed three and eight.
00:36:26 What are you cooking?
00:36:29 Boiled eggs.
00:36:30 Why?
00:36:31 You know how I feel about bubbles in water.
00:36:32 Oh, yeah, right, I forgot.
00:36:35 Can't play like O'Neal.
00:36:36 Hey, girls, let me tell you something, all right?
00:36:38 Yankees aren't a baseball team, it's a way of life.
00:36:41 So let's get with it.
00:36:43 How would you describe me?
00:36:44 What do you mean?
00:36:46 I was just thinking, you know?
00:36:48 I don't even know how you'd describe me.
00:36:50 That can't be good.
00:36:52 What are my hobbies, my dreams, my aspirations?
00:36:58 All that stuff I said about finding yourself
00:36:59 wasn't just shit off the top of my head.
00:37:02 I think you need to spend a little time alone.
00:37:04 Maybe men aren't the answer.
00:37:06 In the infamous words of Bono,
00:37:08 a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
00:37:14 So with this Michael thing, why do you want him so bad?
00:37:17 Because.
00:37:20 Because.
00:37:23 Because.
00:37:25 Because?
00:37:27 Because.
00:37:31 Because of the wonderful things he does.
00:37:36 Okay, I'm going to pretend that never happened
00:37:42 and I have that 30 seconds of my life back.
00:37:45 Hey, guys, I love you.
00:37:48 I love you, but not in a gay way, you know?
00:37:50 Just like Viking men.
00:37:53 But if you just have to have him back, here's the game plan.
00:37:56 We're going to go get manis and petties
00:37:57 and bikini waxes tomorrow.
00:37:59 You'll be wooed by three men-- I'll take care of that--
00:38:01 who you will use for your ego boost
00:38:02 and toss aside like rubbish.
00:38:04 Finally, you will show up at rehearsal
00:38:06 looking like Venus de Milo, with arms, of course.
00:38:10 You will seduce him and leave him wanting more
00:38:12 and the rest will be cake.
00:38:13 Tell him that your character would dance
00:38:16 in the scene that you're doing.
00:38:17 Give your scene partner a pseudo lap dance.
00:38:19 Shut up.
00:38:20 Lap dance?
00:38:21 Lap dance.
00:38:23 Hey, hey, no balls.
00:38:24 How about this, yeah? Huh, baby?
00:38:26 Here you go, no balls.
00:38:27 What are you thinking at? Hee-hee!
00:38:29 You know what this stands for?
00:38:30 Boston sucks. That's what it stands for.
00:38:33 Windex.
00:38:34 Sure.
00:38:43 No, you don't know who you're dealing with right now.
00:38:45 Okay?
00:38:46 Please, don't start with me.
00:38:48 [doorbell rings]
00:38:49 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:38:51 So who's the man?
00:38:52 Say it.
00:38:53 That's right. That's right.
00:38:55 Talk to you tomorrow.
00:38:57 Score.
00:38:59 [doorbell rings]
00:39:01 Yeah?
00:39:03 Hey.
00:39:05 Smooth opener, but I'm not your girl.
00:39:08 Double score.
00:39:10 Are you guys roommates?
00:39:11 Hot.
00:39:13 Don't worry, Goldilocks. She's your girl.
00:39:15 Yeah, sometimes we get, uh, drunk
00:39:18 and go down on each other in front of company.
00:39:21 Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:23 Okay, kids, have fun.
00:39:26 Have her home by midnight, or I'm calling Papa Bear.
00:39:29 First went to a raya last year.
00:39:31 My chakras are really off, you know?
00:39:34 You got a lot of hair.
00:39:37 Raya suggested I go to this meditation retreat
00:39:42 up in Joshua Tree, so, man, it was four days of zen.
00:39:46 Can you put up one of those scrunchie things
00:39:48 so it doesn't shed all over the Aaron mobile?
00:39:52 It was zen that I realized I was a ninja in a past life,
00:39:56 so I went out and got every book about ninjas.
00:39:59 So I thought we'd go to the Mondrian for a little brunch.
00:40:02 I got the best banana pecan crepes
00:40:05 and then to Richie's for some chai.
00:40:07 Oh, is Richie's a new coffeehouse?
00:40:09 Oh, you're sweet. Don't lose that.
00:40:11 Richie Gears' house, baby doll.
00:40:13 He and my dad did a little movie together.
00:40:16 You might have heard of it.
00:40:18 An Officer and a Gentleman.
00:40:20 ♪ She really wrote it herself ♪
00:40:23 ♪ Never judge a look by your love for me ♪
00:40:27 Oh, so you like to read?
00:40:30 Actually, their book's on tape.
00:40:32 ♪ Never loved this way, yeah ♪
00:40:36 So, uh...
00:40:38 how about a little humvee before brunch?
00:40:45 ♪ Never let me go, never let me go ♪
00:40:48 Did you just ask me to give you a head?
00:40:50 Cancel bachelor number three.
00:40:59 Don't even think about questioning me.
00:41:01 And no, I don't want to talk about it.
00:41:03 You have a visitor.
00:41:04 Hi.
00:41:05 Hi.
00:41:06 What are you doing here?
00:41:08 Boy, she really knows how to make a guy feel welcome, doesn't she?
00:41:11 Sorry. Seriously, though.
00:41:13 What are you doing here?
00:41:15 Well, I just-- I wanted to check up on you.
00:41:18 I, you know, seemed pretty upset last night, so...
00:41:22 Oh, that's-- that's nice.
00:41:24 I'm-- I'm fine, really.
00:41:26 I was just kind of feeling a little depressed and--
00:41:29 Hi.
00:41:33 Hi.
00:41:34 Hi.
00:41:35 You, um, you want to--
00:41:38 Yeah, let's.
00:41:39 Yeah? Okay.
00:41:44 You look pretty today.
00:41:45 Oh, thanks. How do you--
00:41:47 Thanks.
00:41:48 Pretty cool, that is.
00:41:49 That's a nailing-- Nice save.
00:41:51 Thanks.
00:41:52 So what are you, auditioning for one of those blind date shows or something?
00:42:01 Rehearsing?
00:42:02 What did Vic tell you?
00:42:04 She just told me that you've been on a few dates recently, that's all.
00:42:07 Yeah, it's kind of silly, but I'm trying to build up my self-esteem.
00:42:12 For who? Michael?
00:42:15 How'd you know that?
00:42:17 I'm a pretty-- I'm a smart guy.
00:42:20 Yeah, well, I don't want to talk about it.
00:42:22 All right.
00:42:24 I mean, I shouldn't talk about it with you, you know.
00:42:26 Okay.
00:42:27 Might make rehearsals weird, awkward.
00:42:30 Right.
00:42:31 I love him.
00:42:33 Hmm.
00:42:34 But he makes me feel all, uh, all cloudy, you know?
00:42:39 Like, like the morning after you've taken NyQuil.
00:42:43 Oh, uh, medicine head, you mean.
00:42:46 NyQuil, that's the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head.
00:42:50 Aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine?
00:42:52 Yeah.
00:42:53 I thought I was the only one who stored arbitrary information in my mental Rolodex.
00:42:59 No, no, I have a plethora of arbitrary facts myself.
00:43:03 Arsenal, if you will.
00:43:04 I will.
00:43:05 Like, did you know that if you, uh, chopped up a Japanese sea cucumber and you put it in a dish,
00:43:10 it would retake its original shape in 24 hours?
00:43:13 Can't say that it did.
00:43:15 Did you know that the woman who lived across the hall from the Jeffersons is really Lenny Kravitz's mom?
00:43:20 That's fascinating, but I did know that.
00:43:23 Uh, what's tiramisu?
00:43:25 An Italian dessert made with lady fingers, soaked in espresso, topped with marscapone cheese,
00:43:29 and shaved giordali chocolate, thank you very much.
00:43:32 Very good.
00:43:33 Who's the third tenor?
00:43:35 Uh, I don't know. I don't know, you stumped me with that one.
00:43:39 Yeah, good tangent though.
00:43:40 No, that was a very good, very good tangent.
00:43:44 So, um, so should we talk about, uh, Michael a little more? Maybe?
00:43:51 Actually, I don't want to talk about it. I feel better.
00:43:58 Well, that's good. Good, alright.
00:44:03 Well, gosh, in that case, I guess I was your third blind date then.
00:44:08 Golly, I guess you were.
00:44:15 You're cool.
00:44:17 Gee, thanks.
00:44:26 He's a hottie. Can I have him?
00:44:28 No.
00:44:29 Why, do you want him?
00:44:31 No, I don't want him.
00:44:33 I'm in love, remember? He's just a nice guy, that's all.
00:44:37 What, I can't date a nice guy?
00:44:41 Touché.
00:44:44 Remember, sexy and aloof.
00:44:48 I can't do sexy and aloof.
00:44:51 It's like a role. You're playing Marilyn Monroe.
00:44:57 I feel more like Marilyn Manson. I can't do this. I can't pull this off.
00:45:02 You know, whatever happened is simple, you know?
00:45:05 Like, boy meets girl, boy loves girl, vice versa, they ride off into the sunrise.
00:45:11 Sunset.
00:45:12 Whatever, you know what I mean?
00:45:14 And when did life get so complicated?
00:45:17 I wish things were simple again, you know?
00:45:20 When I was little and everything was like a slice of pie.
00:45:23 Easy as pie.
00:45:24 Whatever, you know what I mean?
00:45:26 I just don't think I can do this adult thing.
00:45:30 It's a lot of work.
00:45:32 You just have to stop being so naive.
00:45:35 Men are exactly like dogs. They have to be trained.
00:45:39 A well-trained dog will always be there for you, licking you and panting like an idiot.
00:45:43 That's kind of cynical. I mean, I want a man to be my equal, not my pet.
00:45:49 You know, maybe I am looking at life through rose-colored glasses, but I just...
00:45:53 It's rose-colored bifocals.
00:45:56 Bifocals? That's weird.
00:46:00 You know what? Maybe you're right.
00:46:04 I mean, my way isn't exactly working like a charm, and I have always been good with animals.
00:46:11 That's my girl.
00:46:13 I'm so sorry.
00:46:14 Here, if there's anything you need to drink...
00:46:16 You are a genius. Sorry, it worked. It worked.
00:46:20 I did the...
00:46:21 Okay, let's not pick out the china just yet. What happened?
00:46:24 Well, I did everything you said. The lap dance, everything.
00:46:26 And at one point, he took off his shoe and he threw it at me and said I was damn sexy.
00:46:30 Isn't that great? She thinks I'm damn sexy. Oh, my God, I'm so excited I could throw up.
00:46:34 Can you not give it in the news, please?
00:46:37 First of all, I'm not too thrilled about you just jumping right back into this.
00:46:42 Did he even apologize for proximity?
00:46:45 No, I mean, it didn't come up, but how convenient for him.
00:46:49 And secondly, the guy's a dick.
00:46:52 I'm not listening. I'm not listening.
00:46:57 Come on, Vic. Just be happy for me.
00:47:04 You can't just be happy for me.
00:47:08 You know what? Enough with the preaching already, okay?
00:47:12 As you so condescendingly put it, I'm a big girl now, so why don't you start treating me like one?
00:47:19 So I guess we're not painting my apartment this weekend?
00:47:26 Women.
00:47:28 [whispering]
00:47:37 Hi.
00:47:38 Hi.
00:47:39 [music]
00:47:48 What you doing?
00:47:50 I'm gonna go to Michael's.
00:47:52 [music]
00:48:00 Why would you do that?
00:48:02 Um, I don't want to get into this with you. I don't--I don't--I don't want to fight with you about this, okay?
00:48:10 I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight with you at all.
00:48:12 I just think it's maybe a respect issue that if you're staying at my house and then I walk in and you're leaving, you might want to tell me why.
00:48:19 It's always about you, isn't it, Beck? It's a respect issue, isn't it?
00:48:24 No, it is a respect issue, and it isn't always about me, actually.
00:48:29 You do this every time. You do this every single time.
00:48:35 You were all excited about, "Do the dress and do this thing and get him back," and then I get him back, and what do you say?
00:48:42 I didn't realize you were gonna be an idiot about it. I didn't realize that, like, I was gonna help you with something,
00:48:47 and then you were gonna fucking run back to him.
00:48:49 That's great. That's great. I'm an idiot.
00:48:52 You know what? Aren't I always an idiot according to you?
00:48:56 Actually, most of the time, yes. Yes, you are.
00:49:01 I'm trying to help you. You know what? And you wonder. You wonder why you don't have any friends.
00:49:07 You wonder why there's no guy that sticks around.
00:49:11 No guy fucking sticks around because I don't stick around.
00:49:14 Right. Yeah. Fine. Go. Go, go, go. Go. Go.
00:49:18 Unhappy you're going. Unhappy you're going.
00:49:20 Good. Good. Because I'm not coming back, okay?
00:49:23 You can't get paid when you're here, you know? It's fucking hard.
00:49:25 Yeah, 'cause that's what's important to you, isn't it?
00:49:29 Meaningless sex. Meaningless anything so that you don't have to think about yourself.
00:49:34 This guy that you're going to go stay with, he doesn't give a shit. He doesn't give a shit.
00:49:40 Nobody gives a shit, do they?
00:49:42 No, they don't. It's all... It's just all a big joke.
00:49:45 Yeah. Not to me, it isn't, okay?
00:49:49 Whew.
00:49:57 Hey, beautiful.
00:50:00 Hey.
00:50:02 Thanks for coming in.
00:50:06 I didn't know who else to call.
00:50:08 Oh, it's no problem.
00:50:11 Oh.
00:50:13 Where's Michael?
00:50:15 It's his Pilates night.
00:50:17 He's down at eight.
00:50:19 Pilates.
00:50:21 Jeez.
00:50:23 I'm scared.
00:50:30 All the time.
00:50:34 I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing or why.
00:50:41 And I don't want to end up like my mom.
00:50:46 She gave up.
00:50:50 She gave me her engagement ring, you know?
00:50:56 And I can't even wear it. I'm still so angry.
00:51:02 But I'm starting to understand how life can do that to you, you know?
00:51:08 Make you want to give up.
00:51:12 I mean, is this it?
00:51:16 Is this what we were in such a hurry to grow up and do?
00:51:21 Because if this is it, I'm not so sure I'm interested.
00:51:28 I really need her now.
00:51:32 I miss my mom.
00:51:37 I really miss my mom.
00:51:42 I miss my mom.
00:52:07 When I was little, when I felt bad, my dad used to always dance with me.
00:52:15 And it made me feel better.
00:52:20 [Music]
00:52:25 [Music]
00:52:30 [Music]
00:52:57 Hi, baby.
00:52:59 What are you doing with that big bag? Are you moving in?
00:53:02 Vic and I had a fight. I need to stay with you until I find a place.
00:53:05 Oh, thank Christ. Ding dong, the witch is dead.
00:53:08 No, don't do that.
00:53:10 Oh, feisty. Okay.
00:53:14 Tell you what. How about you blow me to take your mind off things?
00:53:18 Now you like that.
00:53:21 I'm kidding.
00:53:24 Wow. Okay. It's going to be like that.
00:53:27 Just don't drag me into your little drama then.
00:53:31 You're mean.
00:53:39 Why do you act like this?
00:53:46 Is it some deep-seated psychological trauma from your childhood or what?
00:53:51 Spare me the psych 101, please. So boring.
00:53:54 Trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here.
00:53:57 Seriously, why do you act like this?
00:53:59 Well, because I refuse to sugarcoat. That's why.
00:54:02 I speak the truth. It may come across a bit harsh.
00:54:05 But I refuse to deal with the bullshit most people pawn off as common courtesy.
00:54:09 That's why.
00:54:11 What, you're above common courtesy?
00:54:14 Yeah, I believe I am.
00:54:16 Well, you're certainly not above acting like a jackass.
00:54:21 You know, you might actually try being nice to people sometime.
00:54:26 You might like it. You pompous, arrogant jackass.
00:54:30 Oh, my God. You are goddamn sexy when you're mad.
00:54:34 Ow! Don't. That'll teach me.
00:54:37 All right, that's it.
00:54:38 All right, easy, easy, temper. Come on. Take it easy.
00:54:40 I'm sorry. I was being shitty. All right?
00:54:42 I think it was the palates released some toxins.
00:54:45 I just want to come over and apologize.
00:54:48 Tell you I'm sorry. Being shitty and stuff.
00:54:52 Maybe also to bite your neck.
00:54:56 Stop.
00:54:58 Creep.
00:55:00 Wait a minute. Am I a creep or am I a jackass?
00:55:03 Both.
00:55:05 I can live with that.
00:55:07 You skinny smell like apricots.
00:55:11 Oh, you're goddamn sexy.
00:55:15 Well, there's no need to blaspheme.
00:55:18 (laughing)
00:55:20 Ah! Got me in a...
00:55:22 Love is a burning thing
00:55:31 And it makes a fiery ring
00:55:36 Bound by wild desire
00:55:41 I fell into a ring of fire
00:55:45 I fell into a burning ring of fire
00:55:50 Went down, down, down
00:55:52 The flames went higher
00:55:55 And it burns, burns, burns
00:55:58 The ring of fire
00:56:00 The ring of fire
00:56:04 (music)
00:56:06 Okay, and action. Take your shirt off.
00:56:18 (laughing)
00:56:20 I fell into a burning ring of fire
00:56:25 Went down, down, down
00:56:27 The flames went higher
00:56:30 And it burns, burns, burns
00:56:33 The ring of fire
00:56:35 The ring of fire
00:56:38 The taste of love is sweet
00:56:43 When hearts like ours meet
00:56:48 I fell for you like a child
00:56:52 Oh, the fire went wild
00:56:57 I fell into a burning ring of fire
00:57:01 Went down, down, down
00:57:03 The flames went higher
00:57:06 And it burns, burns, burns
00:57:09 The ring of fire
00:57:11 The ring of fire
00:57:14 And it burns, burns, burns
00:57:17 The ring of fire
00:57:19 The ring of fire
00:57:21 The ring of fire
00:57:25 The ring of fire
00:57:27 Come in.
00:57:35 You look great.
00:57:47 I'm really glad you came.
00:57:49 I'm really glad you came.
00:57:51 I'll stop talking now.
00:57:53 You were really something out there.
00:57:56 Thanks.
00:57:58 No, no, I mean, you really have, that's something.
00:58:03 Now you sound like my mom.
00:58:06 She would have been proud, Jules.
00:58:09 You think?
00:58:11 I really miss her.
00:58:18 [footsteps]
00:58:21 Hey.
00:58:33 Yeah?
00:58:34 You're gonna get mascara all over this badass dress
00:58:40 that you have not even commented on.
00:58:43 [laughs]
00:58:45 Look.
00:58:47 Foxy.
00:58:49 That was some shameless fishing.
00:58:52 Utterly shameless.
00:58:54 Why don't you come with us to the bar for a drink?
00:58:58 Who's us?
00:58:59 The cast and me and Michael.
00:59:03 Sure.
00:59:05 I'll, um, I'll bring Ronnie with me.
00:59:07 That way I don't have to be alone with him.
00:59:09 At least not until I'm good and liquored up.
00:59:11 Oh, good, a panty sniffer.
00:59:13 Hey, I'm having a dry spell.
00:59:16 Okay.
00:59:20 [kiss]
00:59:21 High five.
00:59:23 [laughs]
00:59:25 No punching.
00:59:26 Why with the punching?
00:59:28 [knocking]
00:59:30 Hey.
00:59:32 These just came for you.
00:59:34 Wow, hey, hot stuff.
00:59:36 Hey.
00:59:37 You were great.
00:59:38 Thanks.
00:59:39 I'll leave you to bask in your glory.
00:59:42 Okay, I'll see you later.
00:59:44 Dad.
00:59:53 Dad?
00:59:58 I think it looked better on me.
01:00:08 [laughs]
01:00:10 Get out of here.
01:00:11 Finish getting changed.
01:00:13 You know you should wear that thing more often.
01:00:16 I know it's cheesy.
01:00:18 And he calls me princess.
01:00:20 But I'm sure all dads do that.
01:00:22 No, not mine.
01:00:23 Thank Christ.
01:00:25 I don't think it's cheesy.
01:00:27 I think it's fitting.
01:00:29 You know what, your performance tonight,
01:00:33 in my opinion,
01:00:35 was worthy of an Oscar nod.
01:00:37 Oh, you don't say.
01:00:39 No, I do.
01:00:41 Especially based on all the agents
01:00:43 that left their cards for you.
01:00:45 You weren't too shabby yourself there, mister.
01:00:48 As for the agent thing,
01:00:50 I think I'm gonna have to pass.
01:00:53 I mean, I don't know.
01:00:55 I like being up there,
01:00:56 under the lights and everything,
01:00:58 but there's just something missing.
01:01:01 Well, you'll find that missing, Link.
01:01:07 And I don't mean a Neanderthal man.
01:01:10 Goofball.
01:01:12 I already have my caveman.
01:01:15 I know, and he does Pilates.
01:01:17 Have you always been this funny
01:01:20 and charming and all-around perfect?
01:01:23 Yes, yes, and yes.
01:01:25 No.
01:01:27 No, actually, I used to be a bit of a shaky bastard.
01:01:31 I've been sober for four years.
01:01:33 And I actually have tattoos
01:01:36 that I don't even remember getting.
01:01:38 Can I see one?
01:01:40 You know, I don't think management would take too kindly
01:01:43 to me dropping trial right here in front of the bar,
01:01:46 so maybe we should wait for another time.
01:01:48 Good thinking, Trenton.
01:01:50 You're an odd bird.
01:01:53 I like it.
01:01:55 Hey, great job on the play tonight.
01:01:57 Thanks.
01:01:58 Yeah, I loved that costume, and that hat was boss.
01:02:00 You should keep acting. Good for you.
01:02:02 Yeah, hey, did you see Vicky around?
01:02:04 Uh, no, but you know what? I'll go look for her.
01:02:07 I've got to walk around anyway. My foot keeps falling asleep.
01:02:10 I'll see you later.
01:02:12 Hey.
01:02:19 My two favorite people in the world talking?
01:02:22 They didn't know each other?
01:02:24 That we are, I think.
01:02:26 Okay, then just keep, you know, keep doing that,
01:02:28 and I'll just go back to where I came from.
01:02:30 Just don't want to--
01:02:32 I think you and I should get reacquainted.
01:02:35 I love you, sweet head.
01:02:37 Did I do good?
01:02:39 I told you, sugar snatch, you were fine.
01:02:42 Talk about it later, and do me a favor.
01:02:44 Please take off that ridiculous thing.
01:02:46 Don't worry, Mikey. You can wear it later.
01:02:48 Thanks.
01:02:50 Great talking to you.
01:02:52 I feel like we're really connected.
01:02:54 I'll talk to guys.
01:02:56 Ronnie's looking for you.
01:02:58 I'll bet. Man, you give them one great blowjob,
01:03:00 and they turn into a fucking deer tick.
01:03:02 He can wait. I need a smoke.
01:03:05 Wow. You were really great in the play.
01:03:08 I was a little disappointed, though.
01:03:10 I thought you might take your top off.
01:03:12 But that didn't happen.
01:03:14 I saw you last year in "Danny and the Deep Blue Sea,"
01:03:17 and you didn't take your top off then either.
01:03:19 I felt cheated.
01:03:21 I usually see you up at Runyon,
01:03:23 hiking up at Runyon, but I haven't seen you around in a while.
01:03:26 But your colleague's probably busy, you know.
01:03:29 I'll take my top off.
01:03:32 Thank you for coming to the show.
01:03:35 Um, you know, you might want to come back.
01:03:38 Anything can happen. It's live theater, you know?
01:03:41 We'll see you later.
01:03:43 Can I have one word for you? Stalker.
01:03:48 Oh, you were sweet.
01:03:50 Except he kept staring at my breasts.
01:03:53 A little awkward.
01:03:55 Besides, there's something to be said for being stalkworthy.
01:03:58 And now I know you're drunk.
01:04:00 I'm not drunk. Give me one of those.
01:04:02 And smoking now, too?
01:04:04 You are just living on the edge.
01:04:06 I told you, Vic. I'm throwing around caution when it's windy.
01:04:09 Oh.
01:04:11 Oh, oh. Look at me.
01:04:13 Breaking the no smoking in bars rule.
01:04:16 I'm a lawbreaker. Rebel.
01:04:19 Jules, I need to tell you something.
01:04:22 I am a rebel.
01:04:24 Cool.
01:04:26 Oh, oh, I forgot to tell you.
01:04:28 Michael asked me to marry him.
01:04:31 Well, I mean, he didn't exactly propose,
01:04:33 but he asked me to move in, so I'm going to.
01:04:35 Isn't that great?
01:04:37 I'm happy for you, babe. Whatever makes you happy.
01:04:40 And now you guys are getting along, and I don't know.
01:04:43 Maybe we can go on a double date.
01:04:45 You and whoever, and me and Michael.
01:04:50 Hmm. Me and Michael.
01:04:52 Michael and I.
01:04:55 Isn't he amazing?
01:04:57 He's amazing, all right.
01:04:59 Yes, I am a director, and you are an actress.
01:05:05 How could you tell?
01:05:07 You've got that je ne sais quoi.
01:05:10 A what?
01:05:12 Sorry. That's French. Studied in Europe.
01:05:14 That it quality, you know?
01:05:17 You should audition for my theater company sometime.
01:05:19 You have your own company?
01:05:21 Uh-huh.
01:05:23 I'm a director, and I'm relatively handsome.
01:05:25 I also have family.
01:05:27 You're more than relatively handsome.
01:05:30 Really? Thanks.
01:05:33 My jawline? What is it?
01:05:35 My deep, dark, mysterious eyes?
01:05:37 Oh, the cleft. Thank you.
01:05:39 I had that, you know, surgically implanted.
01:05:42 Hey. Hey.
01:05:44 Hey.
01:05:45 Everybody's looking for you. They're taking pictures over there.
01:05:47 Oh. I'll go get Michael.
01:05:49 I'm gonna take this thing off.
01:05:52 Excuse me.
01:05:54 Michael?
01:05:59 Vicki.
01:06:10 Thanks a lot, asshole.
01:06:12 Now shut up.
01:06:14 Okay.
01:06:16 What the fuck are you looking at?
01:06:18 Oh.
01:06:20 You know, I'm looking at a truly pathetic human being.
01:06:22 Right. I get it. You're defending her honor.
01:06:24 How gallant.
01:06:25 You shut the fuck up, all right?
01:06:27 You're not talking any way out of this one. Let's go.
01:06:29 Are you kidding me?
01:06:31 Is this where you tell me to step outside or put up your dukes?
01:06:33 Don't worry. How about I'm getting ready to open up a can of whoop-ass?
01:06:35 Okay. How about whoop-ass?
01:06:37 Oh, my God. No! Not my face! Not my face, please! Not my face!
01:06:40 Baby?
01:06:46 I am so sorry.
01:06:48 I saw this coming from a mile away.
01:06:53 I hate to say I told you so, but...
01:06:55 But you will anyway, right?
01:06:58 Great.
01:07:00 Why don't you give yourself a great big pat on the back?
01:07:02 You were right again.
01:07:04 Right about Michael, Danny, everything.
01:07:14 Did you ever think to just cut me a little bit of slack?
01:07:19 I know I'm making mistakes left and right, and I am scared to death.
01:07:24 And I thought by this point in my life, maybe I could have a career or love or something.
01:07:32 So there you go.
01:07:36 You're the genius. I'm the idiot.
01:07:39 No.
01:07:41 You're not an idiot.
01:07:43 I'm the idiot.
01:07:45 I can't believe I made the one person that I actually give a shit about feel like this.
01:07:54 I'm trying to say something here. I just don't know how.
01:07:59 Okay.
01:08:01 Jules, you can have love.
01:08:08 What are you talking about?
01:08:11 I love you.
01:08:14 I've loved you since the third grade.
01:08:19 Wow, that felt good to say out loud.
01:08:26 Do you remember when you were riding on my handlebars and you fell off and broke your tooth?
01:08:33 That's when I knew.
01:08:37 I've tried to deny it and everything else, and I mean, it's not like I'm generally attracted to women.
01:08:46 It's just you.
01:08:49 I guess I'm gay. I don't know. I don't know.
01:08:55 I guess that's why no guy has ever stood a chance, because I've always been in love with the girl next door.
01:09:05 I know that sounds kind of sappy, but...
01:09:07 Okay, stop. Please stop, okay?
01:09:09 You're just gonna... You're gonna stop talking now, and we're gonna pretend that this never happened,
01:09:14 and we're just gonna go back to the way things were before, okay?
01:09:18 No. No, we are not.
01:09:21 Jules.
01:09:24 I don't expect you to love me.
01:09:32 I don't expect you to love me back.
01:09:36 I just... I just want you to acknowledge what I just told you.
01:09:40 I can't do that.
01:09:45 This never happened.
01:09:48 [wind blowing]
01:09:51 [wind blowing]
01:10:20 [wind blowing]
01:10:23 [acoustic guitar music]
01:10:30 ♪ Never been more alone ♪
01:10:34 ♪ I'm sinking like a stone ♪
01:10:39 ♪ Seems everything I knew ♪
01:10:44 ♪ No longer gets me through this madness ♪
01:10:52 ♪ I can't take it now ♪
01:10:59 ♪ Everything I planned ♪
01:11:04 ♪ Has crumbled into sand ♪
01:11:08 ♪ I've slipped into the sea ♪
01:11:13 ♪ Won't someone please save me from this pain ♪
01:11:21 ♪ 'Cause I'm going insane ♪
01:11:25 ♪ So take hold of me ♪
01:11:30 ♪ Just take hold of me ♪
01:11:34 ♪ Yeah, take hold of me ♪
01:11:38 ♪ You'll never let me go ♪
01:11:41 - You can't be all that bad, darling.
01:11:44 Man trouble, right?
01:11:49 - Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:56 Actually, a little bit of everything trouble.
01:12:00 I feel lost.
01:12:03 - Oh, lost is okay.
01:12:05 Sometimes you gotta be lost before you can find your way.
01:12:09 Confucius said that.
01:12:12 Or maybe it was John Lennon.
01:12:15 But talk, darling. It'll make you feel better.
01:12:19 - Okay.
01:12:22 Hmm.
01:12:27 I don't know what I'm doing.
01:12:34 And I don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life.
01:12:38 I think I'm in love with this guy,
01:12:41 but he just turns me inside out, you know?
01:12:45 And then my best friend, out of the blue,
01:12:48 kisses me and says, "I love you. I've always loved you."
01:12:52 - Oh, well, I'm rooting for that best friend.
01:12:55 I mean, if he says he loves you,
01:12:58 and he's your best friend, it's problem solved.
01:13:02 - Not quite.
01:13:04 He's a she.
01:13:06 - Well, honey,
01:13:09 life's too short to worry about color, gender,
01:13:13 all that nonsense.
01:13:16 What matters is who's your soulmate.
01:13:21 - Yeah.
01:13:23 - Could be 65-year-old guy.
01:13:26 Could be a woman who you bumped into,
01:13:31 and you dropped your book, and she picks it up
01:13:34 and looks straight into your soul.
01:13:38 Don't push away anything that doesn't fit
01:13:40 into your little idea box.
01:13:43 As for what you're gonna do with the rest of your life,
01:13:47 I can't help you there.
01:13:50 But I think you already know.
01:13:55 Look within.
01:13:57 That's where the answers lie.
01:14:01 I think I read that in a fortune cookie somewhere.
01:14:05 [laughs]
01:14:08 Oh, my, look at that sparkler.
01:14:11 - Yeah.
01:14:13 It was my mom's.
01:14:15 She gave it to me before she died.
01:14:19 Said I might need it someday.
01:14:22 - I had a daughter once.
01:14:27 I had a whole life once.
01:14:33 Seems like two lifetimes ago now, though.
01:14:39 - Well, looks like I've got a little time on my hands.
01:14:43 Wanna go grab a bite?
01:14:45 Talk?
01:14:48 I'm--I'm Juliana, by the way.
01:14:51 - I'm Greta.
01:14:52 It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
01:14:55 - Likewise.
01:14:57 - Well, thank you.
01:15:00 Oh, I'll get that.
01:15:03 - My chair.
01:15:04 - Does it fold up?
01:15:05 - Yes.
01:15:06 - Cool.
01:15:07 [laughs]
01:15:08 Ooh, it's got a little handle.
01:15:10 Nifty.
01:15:12 - You know, the star down here,
01:15:14 they have a bottomless cup of coffee.
01:15:16 - They do?
01:15:17 - Mm-hmm.
01:15:18 [bells ringing]
01:15:46 - Hi, Mom.
01:15:50 I don't know where to start.
01:15:54 Um, I forgive you.
01:15:59 There, I said it.
01:16:04 And I really wish that I'd said it before you died,
01:16:06 but I was too busy holding a grudge
01:16:11 to notice all the signs.
01:16:16 I guess you knew you wanted to die.
01:16:19 I guess everybody knew but me.
01:16:26 And I know that what you did to me wasn't your fault.
01:16:30 You were sick.
01:16:31 You needed help.
01:16:33 You needed somebody to help you,
01:16:35 but God damn it, Mom, why--
01:16:40 why did you do that?
01:16:45 Sorry.
01:16:47 I just wish you would have let somebody help you, you know?
01:16:54 [laughs]
01:16:57 Do you remember that time that I--
01:17:02 I cut my foot when I went to the Bozo Circus
01:17:06 and you let me sleep next to you
01:17:08 and you sang me the Irish blessing
01:17:10 and I picked at that mole on your neck
01:17:12 until I made it bleed?
01:17:16 I know that's a really weird thing to store
01:17:18 in your mental Rolodex, but...
01:17:22 God, I loved laying there next to you.
01:17:27 The way your skin felt.
01:17:33 Anyways, I'm rambling.
01:17:39 I hope you're happy up there.
01:17:42 I hope they have lots of lemon drops
01:17:45 'cause I remember how much you liked those.
01:17:49 ♪ And we're made again ♪
01:17:54 ♪ May the God that loves us ♪
01:18:00 ♪ Come hold you in the palm of his hand ♪
01:18:12 Oh, I almost forgot.
01:18:16 Thanks for having such great taste in men.
01:18:21 Dad misses you a ton.
01:18:24 I love you.
01:18:27 I love you too.
01:18:30 I love you too.
01:18:33 [door opens]
01:18:36 [birds chirping]
01:18:39 [upbeat music]
01:18:43 ♪ ♪
01:18:51 ♪ Bring down all of the stars ♪
01:18:56 ♪ Swallow your television ♪
01:19:01 ♪ Swans are smashing ♪
01:19:06 ♪ Kiss killer take out the trash ♪
01:19:10 ♪ Bring down the stars ♪
01:19:14 ♪ Bring down the stars ♪
01:19:17 ♪ Bring down the stars ♪
01:19:21 ♪ Bring down the stars ♪
01:19:23 You just follow your heart, dear,
01:19:25 and ask for a sign.
01:19:28 ♪ ♪
01:19:41 A sign.
01:19:44 A sign.
01:19:47 A sign.
01:19:50 ♪ You just fall down with me ♪
01:19:55 ♪ ♪
01:20:03 [thunder rumbling]
01:20:06 ♪ ♪
01:20:11 ♪ Bring down the stars ♪
01:20:14 [typing]
01:20:16 [sighs]
01:20:18 Hey, it's, um, it's Jules.
01:20:21 Hi.
01:20:22 I'm sorry, I know it's late.
01:20:24 I just, um, I'm leaving tomorrow,
01:20:27 and I wanted to say something to you before I went.
01:20:32 Yeah, I know, it's all very cloak and dagger,
01:20:35 but, um, I'm staying at the hostel by the Y,
01:20:38 so if you could meet me in the morning?
01:20:41 Oh, no, it's safe.
01:20:43 One more night's not gonna kill me, I hope.
01:20:46 Anyway, I'll see you then.
01:20:49 Okay, bye.
01:20:51 [door opens]
01:20:52 So that's it.
01:20:55 That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
01:20:59 That's how I got to be right here, right now,
01:21:03 on my birthday, August the 7th,
01:21:07 the year of our Lord, 2003.
01:21:10 Was it my destiny to meet Greta on the street corner?
01:21:15 Is it my destiny to travel the country
01:21:18 telling untold stories?
01:21:20 I don't know.
01:21:22 But I feel like I'm starting to figure it out, you know?
01:21:26 But for now, I am leaving Los Angeles.
01:21:31 Kind of like that Sheryl Crow song,
01:21:34 but it's different 'cause it's L.A. instead of Vegas,
01:21:38 but you get the idea.
01:21:40 [knock on door]
01:21:42 Good, you're still here.
01:21:45 What are you doing, making a living will?
01:21:48 Uh, yeah, no, kind of.
01:21:52 Wow, when you decided to take up smoking,
01:21:55 you really committed to it.
01:21:57 I got your message. I want to go with you.
01:22:00 You do?
01:22:02 Well, it's not like I've got any pressing business here,
01:22:05 plus I got fired from the restaurant.
01:22:08 I was out last night.
01:22:10 That's why you got the machine.
01:22:12 I was drinking dirty martinis, wallowing in self-pity.
01:22:16 And when I got home, there was your message
01:22:19 linking at me like a beacon in the night.
01:22:22 I kept trying to call, but this Russian guy
01:22:25 kept answering the phone, trying to get me to have phone sex with him.
01:22:29 That's Dimitri. He lives across the hall.
01:22:32 Claims he used to be a czar from the old country.
01:22:35 Real charmer.
01:22:37 Yeah. Ronnie's gonna babysit the apartment.
01:22:40 So can I come?
01:22:43 I've got a car. That's gotta be a selling point.
01:22:46 And if you're worried about me hitting on you, don't.
01:22:49 The idea of unrequited love is kind of intriguing.
01:22:53 Hopeless romantic.
01:22:58 Hopeful.
01:23:01 You know what?
01:23:12 I really need to go do this by myself.
01:23:16 Can I at least drive you to the airport?
01:23:19 Bus station.
01:23:21 Glamorous. Nothing like going in style.
01:23:26 By the way...
01:23:29 You're a really good kisser.
01:23:32 Yeah? Yeah.
01:23:34 I mean, if I, you know, played for that team,
01:23:37 I'd definitely pick you.
01:23:40 Well, it would be between you and Angelina Jolie.
01:23:43 So, aren't you even gonna ask me where I'm going,
01:23:53 what I'm doing, why?
01:23:56 Nah, you're a smart girl. You'll figure it out.
01:23:59 Can we please blow this pop stand?
01:24:04 Actually, I need to wait for somebody...
01:24:07 to say goodbye.
01:24:10 Prince Charming, no doubt.
01:24:12 Yeah. Prince Charming.
01:24:15 He's for you, Jolie.
01:24:19 His name is Michael.
01:24:23 How'd you get this number?
01:24:26 I have my ways.
01:24:28 I'm Batman.
01:24:30 Wow. Not even a chuckle.
01:24:33 Okay, I get it. You're mad. I was ill-behaved.
01:24:36 But, you know, I've been doing some soul-searching.
01:24:39 I even miss the way you eat when your mouth is full.
01:24:42 Come on, I'm being sappy.
01:24:45 There's gotta be proof that I'm being sincere.
01:24:48 Come on, please. You know I hate to beg.
01:24:51 You know what I could do?
01:24:54 I could stand outside your window with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel.
01:24:59 You've got a lot of issues, Michael.
01:25:03 And I really hope you figure them out.
01:25:06 For your sake and, um...
01:25:09 Hmm.
01:25:11 For the sake of every other woman in the greater Los Angeles area?
01:25:18 It's been a slice, Michael.
01:25:21 I gotta go.
01:25:23 Okay, I think you're being a little dramatic, don't you?
01:25:27 Hello? Hello?
01:25:30 Hey.
01:25:34 Hey.
01:25:36 Hi.
01:25:47 Hi.
01:25:49 Wow.
01:25:52 Wow, um, I had this all worked out in my head and now I'm completely blank, but here goes.
01:26:05 Okay, last night I was really confused.
01:26:10 And this person told me to ask for a sign.
01:26:14 And I did.
01:26:16 And right in that moment I saw this billboard and I looked up and it was for Mentos.
01:26:23 The brush maker? Yeah.
01:26:26 And I thought of you.
01:26:29 I have no idea why a bad mint advertisement would make me think of you, but it did.
01:26:35 I don't need some abstract, arbitrary sign to tell me what's been true all along.
01:26:45 It should have been you. I mean, I've always been picked, you know?
01:26:51 And then I just kinda went along for the ride.
01:26:54 But if I got to pick, I'd choose you.
01:27:00 Now, I know this is probably, like, a shock and surprise, and I don't even know if you'd find me remotely attractive or completely hideous.
01:27:09 Yeah.
01:27:28 Whew.
01:27:31 You know, I was wondering how long I was gonna have to wait for that.
01:27:36 So I have a, uh, my white steed is parked out front.
01:27:43 Yeah, tempting.
01:27:46 But I've actually gotta go.
01:27:50 I have to, um, wow, this is cliche.
01:27:55 I have to find myself, which I'm estimating will take about a year, 'cause I'm an optimist.
01:28:01 And, um, at the end of that year, if, you know, you're still interested in this,
01:28:08 I was thinking we could meet at, um, where'd they meet in Sleepless in Seattle?
01:28:15 Empire State Building.
01:28:16 Hmm, right, though that seems a little melodramatic and practical.
01:28:20 It's far.
01:28:21 Far, yeah.
01:28:22 So how about at the end of a year, uh, at the stroke of midnight,
01:28:30 we could meet at the, um, the Starbucks on the corner of Highland and Franklin?
01:28:38 Starbucks is very romantic, that's--
01:28:40 Okay, I added the midnight thing for dramatic effect.
01:28:42 Yeah.
01:28:43 Um.
01:28:45 Deal?
01:28:48 Deal, yeah.
01:28:50 Yeah, let's just kiss again.
01:28:53 Okay, break it up.
01:29:07 She's, um, she's got a best to catch.
01:29:11 Hmm.
01:29:12 Um.
01:29:16 Call me.
01:29:20 I will.
01:29:21 Okay.
01:29:23 All right.
01:29:25 Bye.
01:29:26 Bye.
01:29:27 Bye.
01:29:28 Bye.
01:29:29 Bye.
01:29:30 You done good, kid.
01:29:36 Thanks.
01:29:38 [laughing]
01:29:40 [music]
01:29:47 My love is like a bird that sings
01:29:54 And the sunlight sitting on a sunbird's wings
01:29:58 My love is like a summer lane
01:30:03 And the first cool burst of summer rain
01:30:07 My love is like a bird that sings
01:30:12 And the rhythm I'm picking on a sunbird's strings
01:30:17 And a tune that I could sing all day
01:30:21 Gather your wings and fly away
01:30:25 Fly away
01:30:27 Fly away
01:30:30 Fly away
01:30:33 Fly away
01:30:35 Fly away
01:30:38 Fly away
01:30:40 I know, it's all very Jack Kerouac, the tales of the city.
01:30:45 Maybe I'll win an award.
01:30:47 Maybe I'll sell out and start shooting tampon commercials with Vic as the spokesperson.
01:30:52 Maybe I'll marry Ben and have six kids and live in a Cape Cod on Cape Cod.
01:30:57 The one thing that I do know is that I don't know.
01:31:00 My love is like a mystery train
01:31:05 Ripping through the hills like a hurricane
01:31:09 My love is like a rolling stone
01:31:14 Like a hobo, lucky if the day isn't long
01:31:18 My love is like a mystery train
01:31:24 A whistle and the wind coming back again
01:31:28 Oh, my love is just one stop away
01:31:33 I'm gonna gather my wings and I'll fly away
01:31:37 Fly away
01:31:40 Fly away
01:31:42 Fly away
01:31:45 Fly away
01:31:48 Fly away
01:31:50 Fly away
01:31:54 Ooh, ooh, ooh
01:32:00 Never been more alone
01:32:04 I'm sinking like a stone
01:32:09 Seize everything I knew
01:32:14 No longer gets me through this madness
01:32:22 I can take it now
01:32:29 Everything I planned
01:32:34 Has crumbled into sand
01:32:38 I once slipped into the sea
01:32:44 Won't someone please save me from this pain
01:32:51 'Cause I'm going insane
01:32:55 So take hold of me
01:33:00 Just take hold of me
01:33:04 Yeah, take hold of me
01:33:08 You'll never let me go
01:33:14 Don't let me go
01:33:18 The people I leaned on
01:33:23 One blink and they are gone
01:33:28 Oh, and so I turn to you
01:33:33 To pull my lost soul out of this slum
01:33:40 Dying for love
01:33:44 So take hold of me
01:33:49 Yeah, take hold of me
01:33:54 Oh, take hold of me
01:33:57 You'll never let me go
01:34:03 [Music fades]