Convoy Best Action Movie 2023 Full Movie
Convoy Best Action Movie 2023 Full Movie
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00:00:48 >> Car breaker one nine, share's a rubber duck.
00:00:51 Anybody got a copy of the P.S. there?
00:00:53 Come on.
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00:01:07 [ Explosion ]
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00:02:29 [ Horn Blowing ]
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00:03:02 [ Horn Blowing ]
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00:03:10 [ Camera Shutter ]
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00:03:44 [ Car Screeching ]
00:03:54 >> Son of a bitch.
00:03:56 [ Car Screeching ]
00:03:59 >> God damn it.
00:04:01 [ Music ]
00:04:07 [ Siren ]
00:04:09 [ Car Screeching ]
00:04:11 >> Son of a bitch.
00:04:12 [ Laughter ]
00:04:14 >> Long buck please.
00:04:15 >> Pardon me, you got the wrong vehicle.
00:04:17 That gal in the XKE passed me doing about 80,
00:04:20 then she slowed down to 40 to comb her hair.
00:04:23 Wouldn't let me past her.
00:04:24 >> I'm citing you for 11 miles over the speed limit in reckless driving.
00:04:29 >> Hell, that's a $100 fine.
00:04:31 >> Sure is.
00:04:33 >> Well, hell, it was worth it.
00:04:35 >> What was worth it?
00:04:36 >> That gal in the XKE doesn't have any pants on, man.
00:04:39 I took a look down and bingo, there it was.
00:04:46 >> There what was?
00:04:48 >> Didn't you hear me?
00:04:50 She doesn't have any pants on.
00:04:52 Look at her.
00:04:54 She's just waiting there.
00:04:59 >> No panties or anything?
00:05:03 >> Nothing.
00:05:13 >> Okay, I'm gonna let you off with a stern warning.
00:05:16 You watch yourself, you hear?
00:05:18 >> Yes, sir.
00:05:20 [ Engine Revving ]
00:05:23 [ Tires Screeching ]
00:05:25 [ Siren Wailing ]
00:05:40 >> Breaker 1-9 with a smoky report.
00:05:43 We got a bear running east on I-4-0.
00:05:46 His 20's about a mile marker, 243.
00:05:49 Anybody out there copy? Over.
00:05:52 >> 10-4, good buddy. I surely thank you.
00:05:55 What's your 20 there, guy?
00:05:58 >> Uh, we're eastbound about the same spot where you at. Over.
00:06:03 >> About a mile over the shoulder? Huh?
00:06:07 >> Oh, yeah, I got an eyeball on you.
00:06:10 Same partner, that's a pretty fancy rig you're driving, ain't it? Over.
00:06:14 >> That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
00:06:16 You got spider-bike at your back door.
00:06:18 My hand is love machine.
00:06:20 You know why they call me love machine?
00:06:23 Quadrophonic sound, color TV.
00:06:26 I got a big bar sitting right behind me.
00:06:29 And get this, a warm water waterbed.
00:06:33 [ Laughs ]
00:06:34 All the preacher comforts, friend.
00:06:36 >> Hey, love machine, you ain't hauling go-go girls, are you?
00:06:40 >> Yeah, dude, that's just what he's hauling.
00:06:43 And they're closing up my sinuses, too.
00:06:45 >> I hope you got the wherefore to back up there, Cattley.
00:06:48 >> Yeah, just simmer down, boy, back around down.
00:06:51 Don't you recognize who this is? Come back.
00:06:55 >> Negatory, who this is?
00:06:57 >> This is the duck, you old bandit.
00:07:00 >> [ Screams ]
00:07:01 Goddamn spider-Mike, you troubled duck from Albuquerque.
00:07:05 We got us the best front door in this cotton-picking business.
00:07:09 >> Hey, look here, Doc, I heard more stories about you than Jesse James.
00:07:12 >> Hello, Mike.
00:07:13 I guess you know you're running with a real desperado this time.
00:07:16 There ain't nobody more dedicated to the single-minded pursuit of cheap thrills
00:07:20 than that old love machine, but he does move it, though.
00:07:23 >> [ Laughs ]
00:07:24 >> Hey, duck, what do you say we change his handle from love machine to pig-pin this trip?
00:07:29 Come back.
00:07:30 >> Yeah, sonny boy, it took me a lot of hard money to get that in.
00:07:34 >> Hey, man, I don't care how long it took you, pig-pin.
00:07:36 All I know is that the pain is peeling off my cab and my fan don't work,
00:07:40 so I'm gonna have to take the rocking chair.
00:07:42 >> Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:07:43 Come on, charge it because I'm not moving out.
00:07:46 >> I'm buying.
00:07:47 A breaker one nine, breaker one nine.
00:07:49 This is the Cottonmouth to the rubber duck.
00:07:52 >> Roger, Cottonmouth, I got a copy on you.
00:07:55 I'm a 343 needing a bear report.
00:07:57 Come on.
00:07:58 >> Ain't a bear in sight.
00:08:00 She's all clean and green.
00:08:01 Bring it on up.
00:08:03 >> Well, front door Cottonmouth, it looks like you got me and two others in your rocking chair here.
00:08:07 Come on.
00:08:08 >> I can't fall.
00:08:09 That's definitely my pleasure.
00:08:11 >> Breaker, breaker.
00:08:12 The smell is getting intense back here.
00:08:14 >> Now, who is this?
00:08:15 Come on back.
00:08:16 >> This is the handsome love machine over here riding the fastest Mack machine has slammed in the eyeball.
00:08:21 >> Now, that's all well and good, but from what I hear, Bulldog's his pussy.
00:08:26 >> What?
00:08:28 >> Is he talking to me with that pussy, pussy thing?
00:08:31 Hey, I'm gonna grab that alligator head of yours.
00:08:35 This here big Mack can take anything, any TMC on the road.
00:08:38 We're gonna bite the ass out of that raggedy trailer.
00:08:40 >> Well, you ain't about to get me behind you, big pin.
00:08:45 [ Engine revving ]
00:08:49 [ Engine revving ]
00:08:52 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:01 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:08 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:15 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:18 >> Back him down, back him down.
00:09:28 We got a bear and a plain brown wrapper.
00:09:30 Son of a bitch.
00:09:37 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:43 [ Engine revving ]
00:09:46 >> God damn it.
00:09:48 >> Nice day.
00:09:56 Screwing it down a bit, weren't you, boys?
00:09:58 >> Jesus Christ.
00:10:01 >> Hello, RD.
00:10:03 >> Boys, this is the Papa Bear.
00:10:06 >> Been a long time.
00:10:08 >> It's been six years.
00:10:09 >> Yep.
00:10:12 Six years.
00:10:15 >> I should have known that'd be you on the other end of that two-way.
00:10:18 >> What two-way?
00:10:20 >> The CB Cottonmouth.
00:10:22 >> Couldn't have been me.
00:10:24 I ain't got no CB.
00:10:26 Besides, I don't believe in police entrapment.
00:10:28 Come on.
00:10:29 >> Cottonmouth ain't a snake.
00:10:31 You son of a bitch.
00:10:33 Beach belly whale, you.
00:10:38 Now, I could write you up for doing 75.
00:10:44 But just for the sake of agreement, in old times,
00:10:49 let's just say you were doing 70,
00:10:54 which could come to about--
00:10:56 >> About 35.
00:10:58 Plus the insurance goes up another 100.
00:11:01 >> Might be just a bit more than that.
00:11:07 >> For Christ's sake, Lyle, come on.
00:11:09 >> Now, if you boys want to take your chances in court,
00:11:12 hell, I got me a real nice jail.
00:11:15 I'll impound your rigs all safe and sound,
00:11:18 and they'll just sit there.
00:11:20 >> How much is it, Lyle?
00:11:22 >> 50 each.
00:11:24 >> You rub me, bastard.
00:11:26 >> 60.
00:11:28 >> Hey, take it easy.
00:11:29 This ain't an auction, man.
00:11:30 >> Who gives a shit?
00:11:31 I make more than him anyway.
00:11:33 >> Well, it wipes me out.
00:11:34 I can't even eat.
00:11:35 >> I'm doing my job, keeping my part of the highway safe.
00:11:39 >> Yeah, well, you keep it safe in a ditch somewhere feeding flies.
00:11:42 >> 70.
00:11:43 >> My ass.
00:11:44 >> Hey, cool it.
00:11:47 I can't call many more of them riggers, y'all,
00:11:49 so let's get out of here before we take something else.
00:11:51 Easy come, easy go.
00:11:54 Hey, Lyle, you're going to be one of us pretty soon, you know.
00:11:58 >> How's that?
00:11:59 >> Ain't you heard?
00:12:00 The Teamsters are going to be organizing the cops.
00:12:02 >> Not this one.
00:12:04 I want no part of your damn union.
00:12:08 >> It ain't my damn union, Lyle.
00:12:10 I'm independent, remember?
00:12:12 >> At least we got one thing in common.
00:12:15 >> Two.
00:12:17 There ain't many of us left.
00:12:21 [horn honking]
00:12:27 >> That's some fun-loving beer you got there.
00:12:30 Where the hell you meet this guy?
00:12:32 >> I didn't go all the way back without giving him my first ticket,
00:12:35 and he fully intends to be right in my last.
00:12:38 >> One kick in the huevos rancheros and I'd have turned him into an omelet.
00:12:41 [laughing]
00:12:44 >> Hey, do y'all think you can stay out of trouble long enough to get something to eat?
00:12:48 >> Yeah, yeah, let's go and eat.
00:12:50 I don't feel like driving right now.
00:12:52 >> You have to buy me lunch, skate man.
00:12:54 >> Radio 1-9 to Raphael's glide in.
00:12:57 This here's the duck.
00:13:01 >> Raphael's glide in.
00:13:03 >> Howdy, honey.
00:13:05 >> Why is all this stuff on the table?
00:13:07 You having a garage sale or something?
00:13:09 >> I'm just trying to get it all into one bag as I plan to be traveling light.
00:13:13 >> Ah, she selling this stuff?
00:13:15 >> No, honey, she's a bird of plumage.
00:13:17 She's giving away her feathers.
00:13:19 >> Oh, really?
00:13:21 >> Tell Violet I'm coming in.
00:13:23 >> 24.
00:13:24 >> Three dollars and a sandwich.
00:13:26 [laughing]
00:13:28 >> Hey, Violet.
00:13:30 The duck is on its way.
00:13:32 >> My birthday boy is coming.
00:13:34 >> There's a ride for you.
00:13:36 >> My cab doesn't show up.
00:13:37 I'll sure think about it.
00:13:39 >> 2,000.
00:13:40 I'm sorry it couldn't be more.
00:13:41 >> It's a lot of trouble.
00:13:42 >> But that thing out there needs a total rewire.
00:13:44 >> Here, you should have this.
00:13:46 It'll be great with your hair.
00:13:48 >> I got it in my forearm parts.
00:13:50 >> I wouldn't give this away if I was you.
00:13:52 >> Here you go, miss.
00:13:53 I'm really taking a hell of a beat.
00:13:55 >> Oh, sure you are.
00:13:57 >> Hey, look, it comes with a shoes bag.
00:13:59 >> Driver's license.
00:14:00 >> Hello, baby.
00:14:02 >> Hmm?
00:14:04 >> Okay, we're down to this.
00:14:08 Who wants it?
00:14:09 >> I'll take it.
00:14:11 >> How much?
00:14:12 >> Five dollars.
00:14:13 >> Ten.
00:14:14 >> Twelve.
00:14:15 >> Fifteen.
00:14:16 >> Are you kidding?
00:14:18 Fight over it.
00:14:19 [laughing]
00:14:21 [engine rumbling]
00:14:23 [tires squealing]
00:14:25 [engine rumbling]
00:14:27 [tires squealing]
00:14:29 [engine rumbling]
00:14:31 >> Hey, Doc.
00:14:33 >> How's it, Jack?
00:14:35 >> Fine.
00:14:36 >> Fill her up, will you?
00:14:37 >> I heard that.
00:14:39 [engine rumbling]
00:14:41 [clicking]
00:14:43 [engine rumbling]
00:14:45 [clicking]
00:14:47 >> Oh, this won't fit you.
00:14:49 >> You know, that red thing you wanted, that'll look much better on you than this will.
00:14:52 >> No, man, this will swallow you up.
00:14:54 >> Well, that's the style.
00:14:56 >> Hey, Doc.
00:14:57 >> You can't wear this.
00:14:58 >> Hey, Doc.
00:14:59 >> You gotta be, you know, you gotta have something to put into this.
00:15:01 >> Good.
00:15:02 Fill her up with that one.
00:15:03 [engine rumbling]
00:15:04 >> Hi.
00:15:05 Can I help you?
00:15:06 Look here.
00:15:08 Mm-mm.
00:15:10 Sugar.
00:15:12 >> Did you miss me?
00:15:13 >> I sure did.
00:15:14 Oh, shh.
00:15:16 Take it someplace else, you know.
00:15:18 >> See what you made me do?
00:15:20 How's my black widow?
00:15:21 >> Oh, I'm still a widow, honey, but I cannot complain.
00:15:24 >> What's going on here?
00:15:26 >> Oh, Melissa, this is the doc.
00:15:28 She needs a ride.
00:15:30 >> What happened to the XKE?
00:15:32 >> I sold it.
00:15:33 How do you two know each other?
00:15:35 This is the guy I told you about?
00:15:37 The one that told the cop that I was nude driving?
00:15:40 >> No, I shouldn't have.
00:15:42 >> He get you?
00:15:43 >> Well, after his proposition, I sent him to the motel of his choice, where I think he's probably still waiting for me.
00:15:49 [laughing]
00:15:54 >> You ever ride in a truck?
00:15:56 >> No.
00:15:59 >> Do you want to?
00:16:02 >> Maybe.
00:16:07 Come on, honey, I got a little birthday surprise for you.
00:16:10 >> I bet you do.
00:16:11 Don't you leave without me.
00:16:13 >> You ain't mad at me, are you?
00:16:15 >> Me, mad at you?
00:16:16 >> You're welcome, man.
00:16:17 I feel this.
00:16:19 Come on.
00:16:21 >> That's my ride?
00:16:22 >> That's it, honey.
00:16:24 >> Come on, baby, don't be like that.
00:16:27 >> Skip it.
00:16:28 >> You know my heart belongs to you, Violet.
00:16:30 >> Oh, yeah, sure, for about one hot second.
00:16:32 >> Hey, well, it's not my fault, is it now?
00:16:35 When are you going to get rid of that sorry old man of yours?
00:16:37 >> He's not so sorry.
00:16:38 He's just had a little hard luck, that's all.
00:16:42 >> Very worst part of it, ain't it?
00:16:48 >> My handles love machines.
00:16:50 >> No, uh-uh.
00:16:52 Miss, his name is Pigpen.
00:16:54 >> That's temporary.
00:17:02 >> Now, you just wait right there.
00:17:04 I'll let you know when you can come in.
00:17:06 >> You're looking for a ride, a nice lady like you?
00:17:09 >> She already has one with the deck.
00:17:12 >> Thank you anyway.
00:17:14 >> I'll take you back to the truck then, anyway.
00:17:17 >> Oh, Pigpen, uh, excuse me, love machine.
00:17:20 Just it's his birthday, honey, give him a break.
00:17:23 Come on, let's go have that salad.
00:17:25 >> Hello.
00:17:26 >> Thank you.
00:17:29 >> I think she likes me.
00:17:30 >> Yeah, it's obvious, man, it's obvious.
00:17:36 >> Okay, it's ready.
00:17:38 You can come in now.
00:17:55 >> Help me unwrap the present?
00:18:11 What am I supposed to do?
00:18:28 >> Hey, Pigpen, look outside, man.
00:18:32 What do you think that fat slob is up to?
00:18:34 >> Checking plates, I imagine.
00:18:36 Ooh, come here, watch what I do here.
00:18:38 Hey, Mike, come here, we do something fun.
00:18:40 >> Man, I'm always game for some fun.
00:18:42 >> What is he doing?
00:18:43 >> Um, they're going to mess with the cop.
00:18:45 >> How did you know it was my birthday anyway?
00:18:48 >> I know a lot of things about you.
00:18:51 >> You do, huh?
00:18:52 >> Mm-hmm.
00:18:53 >> Can you hear me?
00:18:54 Anybody over?
00:18:56 >> Yeah, I hear you.
00:18:58 >> There's a cop cruising the lot, checking plates.
00:19:01 You know who that damn bear is?
00:19:03 >> This dirty liar.
00:19:05 >> Ain't he a heavy mother, though?
00:19:07 >> Hey, man, Boulder Belly isn't heavy.
00:19:10 Boulder Belly is fat.
00:19:11 There's a big difference.
00:19:13 >> Watch when he gets out of the car and he starts bouncing around.
00:19:16 He looks like a beach ball a little bit.
00:19:18 >> Dirty face.
00:19:19 >> He bounces like a quasi-beaver.
00:19:22 >> Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:24 >> I'll be damned, you know, I should have known.
00:19:26 That's probably why he stooped so low to get cash.
00:19:29 He's saving for one of those sex operations.
00:19:32 [clinking]
00:19:37 >> Hey, hey, hey, come on, guys.
00:19:40 >> Glad to help.
00:19:41 Very nice talking to you, good buddy.
00:19:43 >> My pleasure.
00:19:44 >> Over and out.
00:19:46 [engine starts]
00:19:49 [horn honks]
00:20:00 [clinking]
00:20:02 >> Here.
00:20:04 [clinking]
00:20:06 [music playing]
00:20:25 [footsteps]
00:20:29 >> Hey, duck.
00:20:32 Duck.
00:20:34 [music playing]
00:20:37 >> Where's the duck?
00:20:48 >> What duck?
00:20:54 [laughs]
00:20:56 >> Duck, we got Lyle in here, man,
00:21:06 and he's got pain written all over his face.
00:21:10 >> Pig pen.
00:21:23 How much cash you got in your pocket?
00:21:27 >> I still got enough, thank you.
00:21:30 >> Duck, I don't know what you're doing, man,
00:21:34 but you better get your ass in here right now.
00:21:36 >> Hey, baby, I'm sorry.
00:21:39 I gotta go.
00:21:41 Hey, boy.
00:21:48 How are you fixed?
00:21:50 Son of a bitch.
00:21:53 >> Sorry, man, but I don't have nothing.
00:21:55 You know that.
00:21:57 >> Uh-huh.
00:21:59 Well, in that case, then, young fella,
00:22:02 I'm just gonna have to arrest you for vagrancy.
00:22:06 Stand up and lean against that counter.
00:22:09 I said stand up!
00:22:12 You heard me, get up!
00:22:14 Hey, hey, hey, hey, thanks, friends.
00:22:17 Y'all sure know how to mess up a birthday party, man.
00:22:20 >> Well, it's late now, so let's just be getting out of here.
00:22:23 Go get your things.
00:22:25 I'm so sorry, Lyle.
00:22:26 >> Hold it, hold it!
00:22:29 >> Come on, man, they ain't breaking no law.
00:22:32 >> What's the matter?
00:22:34 >> Your boy here, he's gone crazy, man.
00:22:37 He's trying to bust me on some bullshit vagrancy charge,
00:22:41 and I'm not going to no goddamn jail.
00:22:43 >> Oh?
00:22:45 >> This lady's having a baby, man.
00:22:47 I gotta get home.
00:22:49 >> It's the truth, Lyle.
00:22:50 She's over nine months gone, man.
00:22:52 She's about to drop.
00:23:03 Anybody know who the father is?
00:23:05 >> I'll wait.
00:23:06 I'll find out.
00:23:10 >> Now get over there.
00:23:13 You fat bastard!
00:23:15 I don't want to take that from you.
00:23:16 Let me go.
00:23:17 I don't want to take that.
00:23:18 You son of a--
00:23:19 [grunt]
00:23:20 [shouting]
00:23:28 >> Well, you blew Arizona.
00:23:37 >> Y'all better get to your trucks.
00:23:40 >> Yeah, you too.
00:23:41 >> Yeah.
00:23:46 >> All right, freeze!
00:23:47 >> We got real trouble now, man.
00:23:50 >> Stand aside.
00:23:52 >> I waited for you.
00:23:53 >> My car broke down.
00:23:58 Excuse me, please.
00:24:00 >> Get back!
00:24:01 >> Hey!
00:24:02 [grunt]
00:24:04 >> What?
00:24:05 >> Hey!
00:24:08 >> Wait!
00:24:09 >> Ah!
00:24:12 >> Whoa.
00:24:13 >> Oh!
00:24:14 >> Ryan!
00:24:20 >> Whoa!
00:24:22 >> See that?
00:24:25 Put it on their bill.
00:24:27 >> [grunt]
00:24:28 >> Ah!
00:24:29 >> Whoa!
00:24:30 >> Hey, break this up.
00:24:32 >> [grunt]
00:24:33 >> Whoa!
00:24:34 >> Whoa!
00:24:35 >> Whoa!
00:24:36 >> Whoa!
00:24:37 >> Hey, break this up.
00:24:40 >> [grunt]
00:24:41 >> Whoa!
00:24:43 >> [grunt]
00:24:44 >> [grunt]
00:24:45 >> [grunt]
00:24:46 >> [grunt]
00:24:47 >> [grunt]
00:24:48 >> [grunt]
00:24:49 >> [grunt]
00:24:50 >> [grunt]
00:24:51 >> [grunt]
00:24:52 >> [grunt]
00:24:53 >> Just redecorated last month.
00:24:57 >> [shouting]
00:24:58 >> Whoa!
00:24:59 >> [grunt]
00:25:00 >> Get him, Doc!
00:25:01 Get him, Doc!
00:25:02 >> [grunt]
00:25:03 >> Get him, Doc!
00:25:04 Get him, Doc!
00:25:05 Get him, Doc!
00:25:06 Get him, Doc!
00:25:07 Get him, Doc!
00:25:08 >> [grunt]
00:25:09 >> Boo!
00:25:10 >> I don't have to work under these circumstances.
00:25:11 >> [shouting]
00:25:12 >> I own the place.
00:25:13 >> Get those kids out of here.
00:25:14 Come on!
00:25:15 >> Let's go.
00:25:16 >> Hey, Widow, you okay?
00:25:17 >> Yeah, I'm naked.
00:25:18 >> Get him, Pac.
00:25:19 >> God damn it, I'll get him when I'm ready, White.
00:25:20 >> [shouting]
00:25:21 >> You overgrown son of a bitch, I'll beat your ass.
00:25:22 >> Now, Pac Busty!
00:25:23 >> Damn you, get back!
00:25:24 >> [grunt]
00:25:25 >> [shouting]
00:25:26 >> [grunt]
00:25:27 >> [shouting]
00:25:28 >> [grunt]
00:25:29 >> [shouting]
00:25:30 >> [shouting]
00:25:32 >> Damn you, get back!
00:25:34 >> [gasp]
00:25:35 >> Ow.
00:25:39 >> Get him!
00:25:41 >> [grunting]
00:25:43 >> [shouting]
00:25:47 >> I got it, Pac.
00:25:57 >> Boo!
00:25:58 >> [shouting]
00:26:00 >> [shouting]
00:26:01 >> [shouting]
00:26:04 >> [shouting]
00:26:09 >> [grunt]
00:26:10 >> [shouting]
00:26:13 >> [shouting]
00:26:14 >> I'll eat your hair, Doc, you big son of a bitch.
00:26:18 >> [shouting]
00:26:23 >> [shouting]
00:26:24 >> [grunt]
00:26:30 >> [shouting]
00:26:34 >> [shouting]
00:26:35 >> Come on.
00:26:40 >> That ain't no cop.
00:26:41 That's a mule wearing a uniform.
00:26:43 >> Hell of a fight, Doc.
00:26:44 >> Thanks.
00:26:52 >> Give me a hand here.
00:26:53 >> Come on, Pac.
00:26:54 >> Don't waste no time.
00:26:55 >> Come on, let's hit him.
00:27:04 Let's go.
00:27:06 >> Coming.
00:27:07 >> [shouting]
00:27:08 >> Kick the sucker in.
00:27:10 Go on, get him.
00:27:11 You can kill him, pigpen.
00:27:13 >> Hey, Bobby.
00:27:14 >> [shouting]
00:27:15 >> You'd do better yanking the wires than that thing.
00:27:18 >> All right, let's get that coil wire.
00:27:20 Open up that thing.
00:27:22 Pull that suckers out.
00:27:24 >> Get them plug wires.
00:27:25 >> Give me that.
00:27:26 >> Come on.
00:27:27 >> Tear them out.
00:27:28 >> Ain't going nowhere in this one.
00:27:29 >> Come on, man.
00:27:30 >> Get that son of a bitch distributor out of there.
00:27:32 >> Get the plug wires.
00:27:33 Get the whole damn vessel.
00:27:34 Let's take it all with us.
00:27:35 >> Get the other one.
00:27:36 Let's go.
00:27:37 >> Let's get it all.
00:27:38 Let's go.
00:27:39 >> Where you going?
00:27:43 >> State line.
00:27:45 >> State line.
00:27:46 >> State line.
00:27:47 >> Yeah, why the hell not?
00:27:51 >> Come on with them.
00:27:53 Let's go.
00:27:54 >> They can't catch us there.
00:27:55 >> Let's go.
00:27:56 >> Yahoo.
00:27:57 >> Let's go.
00:27:58 >> Get the hell out of here.
00:27:59 >> Let's go.
00:28:00 >> Move them out.
00:28:01 >> Get out of here.
00:28:07 >> Get out of here.
00:28:08 >> Happy birthday.
00:28:30 >> Take care.
00:28:36 >> Take care.
00:28:38 >> Happy birthday.
00:28:40 >> Happy birthday.
00:28:42 >> Happy birthday.
00:28:44 >> Happy birthday.
00:28:46 [ Music ]
00:28:48 [ Music ]
00:28:50 [ Music ]
00:28:51 [ Horn Honking ]
00:28:59 [ Music ]
00:29:11 [ Music ]
00:29:12 [ Horn Honking ]
00:29:25 >> Don't just stand there like a bunch of dummies until you find your gun.
00:29:30 >> We'll get you out on the road.
00:29:33 >> Here it is.
00:29:35 >> Here it is.
00:29:36 >> Well, bring it over here.
00:29:39 >> Hey, you.
00:29:40 >> What?
00:29:41 >> Well, where the hell have you been?
00:29:42 Come on, help me get the hell out of here.
00:29:44 See if you can get a hex or anything.
00:29:46 >> You son of a--
00:29:48 >> I got it, a nail file.
00:29:50 >> Oh, a nail file.
00:29:52 >> Well, you know what you can do with your nail file.
00:29:54 >> Oh, wait, wait.
00:30:01 Wait.
00:30:03 Wait.
00:30:04 >> I'll talk to you later.
00:30:29 >> Okay.
00:30:32 >> Hey, come on.
00:30:33 >> Get out of here, you dumb--
00:30:34 >> Anyone of you jerks got a car?
00:30:41 You got any keys?
00:30:43 Don't just stand there.
00:30:44 Come on, will you?
00:30:45 Hey!
00:30:47 >> What's that?
00:30:48 >> Hey!
00:30:49 Hey, hold it, will you?
00:30:50 Hey!
00:30:51 >> Give me that stuff.
00:30:52 >> Hey, I need the car.
00:30:53 >> Jesus.
00:30:54 >> I'm coming to your car.
00:30:55 >> Hey, come on, kid.
00:30:57 I'm sorry.
00:30:58 What are you doing?
00:31:00 What are you doing?
00:31:01 >> Nothing, officer.
00:31:03 >> What do you mean, nothing?
00:31:04 What's that you got in your mouth?
00:31:05 What are you kids chewing on?
00:31:07 Get the hell out of here.
00:31:09 Get the hell out of here.
00:31:11 Get out of here.
00:31:12 Go on, get out of there.
00:31:14 Get the hell out of here.
00:31:16 I'll be back after your ass.
00:31:20 Huh.
00:31:21 >> Break up, break up.
00:31:35 How's that nose of yours, doc?
00:31:36 You sure wasn't pushing that cop around?
00:31:38 >> Yeah, I got off kind of a slow start there.
00:31:42 I don't think it's broke, though.
00:31:43 >> Hey, doc, we was just getting wound up, weren't we?
00:31:46 >> Yeah, we were.
00:31:48 Yeah, we were just fixing to bother him to death.
00:31:50 Until the widow woman kicked his lights out.
00:31:52 >> You better move your ass.
00:31:54 How we travel now, doc?
00:31:58 >> We're going to get a certain amount of attention real soon.
00:32:00 >> Hey, you remember that old road we used to use when we was working with Sharky?
00:32:04 Well, there's just about room enough honor for us, man.
00:32:07 I think he'll give us a clean shot to the state line.
00:32:10 >> You got the white rat here.
00:32:12 I think old Pat can handle that all right, doc.
00:32:14 Ten-four.
00:32:15 >> You got the lizard tongue here.
00:32:17 What do we got with us?
00:32:18 Come on back.
00:32:20 >> Old Iguana here.
00:32:21 I'm a lecherous old lizard with love on my mind.
00:32:23 >> You're supposed to catch a plane to Dallas.
00:32:32 >> To do what?
00:32:35 >> Photograph a wedding.
00:32:37 >> Well, you're not going to be catching no plane for a while.
00:32:45 >> Hey!
00:32:46 Come on, get out of there, will you?
00:32:48 Come on!
00:32:49 Hey!
00:32:50 Where's your turning signal?
00:32:51 Where's your turn...
00:32:52 Get the hell out of the way, you dumb...
00:32:55 >> Give me something to wipe this shit off my face, will you?
00:33:04 You want some coffee?
00:33:05 Good, because we ain't got any.
00:33:14 I forgot it.
00:33:16 Okay, we're coming up on a hard left here.
00:33:18 We'll be going up to a four-way intersection.
00:33:20 >> Okay.
00:33:21 >> You got any money?
00:33:26 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:27 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:28 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:29 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:30 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:31 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:32 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:33 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:34 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:35 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:36 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:37 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:38 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:39 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:40 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:41 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:42 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:43 >> I got a couple of bucks.
00:33:46 [ Engine revving ]
00:33:49 [ Engine revving ]
00:34:16 >> Let's get her out of there.
00:34:18 >> You all right, baby?
00:34:22 Got your key off?
00:34:23 >> I don't know, man.
00:34:24 >> Geez.
00:34:27 Is she all right?
00:34:31 >> I'm gonna go see.
00:34:32 >> Just get my stuff, please.
00:34:36 >> You okay, miss?
00:34:37 >> Yeah, I'm okay.
00:34:38 Thanks.
00:34:39 >> Goddamn piece of white junk!
00:34:41 I knew I should have bought myself a black truck.
00:34:43 Well, come on, let's haul ass.
00:34:45 >> You all just got yourself a passenger.
00:34:47 >> Hey, Witter, you all right?
00:34:56 >> Yeah, I'm fine.
00:34:58 I got a bruised butt and a black eye, but I'm okay.
00:35:01 [ Horn honking ]
00:35:03 >> Oh, holy junk!
00:35:11 [ Tires screeching ]
00:35:13 >> That's one.
00:35:18 That's one.
00:35:19 Ha-ha, that's one.
00:35:22 It's that crazy cop from the tow ship.
00:35:24 [ Tires screeching ]
00:35:26 >> Hey, you have one of those T-shirts, what are you?
00:35:53 [ Tires screeching ]
00:35:55 >> Watch it!
00:36:00 [ Tires screeching ]
00:36:03 [ Tires screeching ]
00:36:18 [ Duck quacking ]
00:36:20 >> Holy Christ, I swear that was Lyle Wallace.
00:36:27 >> Lyle?
00:36:30 >> Lyle?
00:36:31 >> Rubber duck here, is that you back here, Lyle?
00:36:35 Got your ears on good, buddy?
00:36:38 >> I hear you.
00:36:41 >> Are you okay?
00:36:45 You need a meat wagon or something?
00:36:48 >> You'll need something else, you son of a bitch, once I get my hands on you.
00:36:52 >> Hey, until you get a little better control over that machinery, I'd suggest you lay off them acrobatics.
00:36:58 >> Yeah, well, listen.
00:36:59 I'm gonna have to stay policing on this.
00:37:02 And when we do, we're gonna lunch on your ass, you son of a bitch.
00:37:08 >> Hey, I'm sorry, Lyle, you're coming in real broken and garbled.
00:37:11 Besides that, you gotta catch us first, right?
00:37:15 >> Right.
00:37:16 >> Ten years.
00:37:18 I figure ten years with a little time off for good behavior.
00:37:23 >> This is Lyle Wallace.
00:37:25 Natosha County Sheriff's Office.
00:37:28 Need assistance.
00:37:30 I'm down by that old farmhouse on 109.
00:37:35 >> Amen.
00:37:36 >> Well, I think I've had about enough of this, thank you very much.
00:37:40 I think I'll just take my things and get out.
00:37:43 >> All right.
00:37:44 If you want to just pull over, I'm sure I can hitch a ride very easily.
00:37:50 Okay, I'm ready.
00:37:55 Weren't you listening to me? I said I'm ready to get out.
00:37:59 >> You want out?
00:38:02 We're being chased. If you want out, jump.
00:38:11 >> Do you want to add the Man Act to your collection?
00:38:13 >> Man Act's for 18-year-olds, not someone who's seen the best side of 30.
00:38:20 [siren]
00:38:22 >> My name is Bob Bookman, sir, and I hate truckers.
00:38:49 [footsteps]
00:38:51 Lyle Wallace. Sheriff's Office. Natosha County.
00:38:56 Now get your hands off me.
00:39:03 >> It's around here somewhere. It's an old back way into New Mexico.
00:39:09 [chicken clucking]
00:39:15 >> By God, here we are. Get ready for a hard turn.
00:39:19 [horn honking]
00:39:23 [horse neighing]
00:39:44 [tires screeching]
00:39:46 >> This ain't no damn road, it's a trail.
00:39:52 >> Hell, there ain't even that.
00:39:54 >> Would you do me a favor?
00:39:56 [coughing]
00:39:58 >> Would you run the f--k that window, man?
00:40:01 >> The window's broke.
00:40:02 >> Oh, shit.
00:40:03 [thunder]
00:40:12 >> I get it, an invisible escape route. They'll never catch us now.
00:40:16 >> Exactly. Now here's the plan.
00:40:20 When we get up to the pass, we'll put on our fish costumes,
00:40:24 and I'll hand out the Vaseline and an extra ration of rum for the men.
00:40:28 That should do it.
00:40:30 >> Hey, hey, huh?
00:40:36 Me cop. Me cop.
00:40:38 Take that dirt road off to your right.
00:40:41 [tires screeching]
00:40:43 >> God, look at all this dust.
00:40:54 >> Why don't you roll your window up tight?
00:40:56 >> Hey, uh, this is the duck, the big fish.
00:41:01 Y'all still with us back there?
00:41:03 >> My waterbed is sloshing around somewhere it's gonna break.
00:41:07 >> It hasn't had this much action since I caught those twins in Carlsbad.
00:41:10 >> I'm just following your smell, pigpen.
00:41:13 >> Watch your turn!
00:41:16 >> Oh, yeah!
00:41:18 >> Why don't you watch what you're doing?
00:41:19 Shut up or you drive, you son of a bitch.
00:41:21 [laughing]
00:41:23 >> This is time to get on one side or the other.
00:41:26 >> Lead car, get on one side of the road or the other.
00:41:29 [crashing]
00:41:32 [engine revving]
00:41:34 >> What now? What's he stopped?
00:41:40 [groaning]
00:41:42 >> Oh, we can't wait now.
00:41:45 >> Watch it!
00:41:59 >> You gotta turn this damn thing over!
00:42:01 >> Shut up!
00:42:02 >> There's no point in getting mad, okay?
00:42:04 >> I ain't mad, I'm scared to death!
00:42:07 >> I know!
00:42:08 [music]
00:42:11 [music]
00:42:14 [music]
00:42:16 [music]
00:42:22 [music]
00:42:28 [music]
00:42:34 [music]
00:42:40 [music]
00:42:42 >> I got him, Chief! I got him!
00:42:48 [crashing]
00:42:51 [screaming]
00:42:53 [music]
00:42:55 >> What happened to him?
00:43:00 >> I don't know. He's pulled off here for some reason or another.
00:43:03 [music]
00:43:07 >> Them cops ain't after party day on their driving.
00:43:10 One just went over the side.
00:43:12 >> Well, there's some bad trouble, let me tell you, Doug.
00:43:15 They're falling all over the road over here.
00:43:17 [music]
00:43:20 [music]
00:43:22 [music]
00:43:28 [music]
00:43:34 [music]
00:43:40 [music]
00:43:47 [music]
00:43:49 [music]
00:43:55 [music]
00:44:01 [music]
00:44:07 [music]
00:44:14 [music]
00:44:16 [music]
00:44:21 [music]
00:44:25 [music]
00:44:31 >> Oh, ho! I feel good! I'm hating that!
00:44:38 Oh.
00:44:40 [engine revving]
00:44:42 [sirens]
00:44:44 >> Breaker, this is Spider Mike at the back door.
00:44:51 Got us a smoky coming up fast.
00:44:53 I'm going to see if I can't slow him down a taste.
00:44:56 [sirens]
00:44:58 >> Hey, I see him to your left. Watch out!
00:45:02 >> Keep him off!
00:45:03 >> Atta boy!
00:45:05 [sirens]
00:45:07 [horn honking]
00:45:11 [sirens]
00:45:13 >> You lousy son of a...
00:45:23 >> Well, Pigpen, I think he deserves a break today.
00:45:27 What do you say?
00:45:29 Why don't we just let him on through, don't you know?
00:45:31 >> Hey, that's a big dead fall.
00:45:33 [sirens]
00:45:39 >> Ah, smart enough, huh?
00:45:41 >> Hey, how about we close this door? I'm getting a draft.
00:45:44 [sirens]
00:45:46 [horn honking]
00:45:48 >> Go back! Go back!
00:45:50 >> Jesus Christ, looks like they're making a sandwich out of the sheriff back there.
00:45:57 >> Oh, damn!
00:46:00 >> On hold!
00:46:01 >> I can't! We're hooked up!
00:46:03 >> You must have a bear trap, Pigpen, because you sure have caught one.
00:46:07 [laughing]
00:46:09 >> Get your arm right here!
00:46:11 >> Oh!
00:46:12 >> He's got a trident!
00:46:13 [gunshots]
00:46:15 >> Get him out of here! Get him away from here!
00:46:17 >> I think you boys have been practicing.
00:46:22 [gunshots]
00:46:25 >> I'm trying to get him!
00:46:27 [gunshots]
00:46:29 >> Oh, the punk!
00:46:31 [gunshots]
00:46:33 >> Take this!
00:46:35 [gunshots]
00:46:37 >> Oh, my God!
00:46:39 [gunshots]
00:46:41 [sirens]
00:46:43 [gunshots]
00:46:45 [sirens]
00:46:47 [sirens]
00:46:49 [sirens]
00:46:51 >> Oh.
00:46:53 >> Good work, Sheriff.
00:46:54 [laughing]
00:46:56 >> No more smoking.
00:46:58 >> This is Sheriff Lyle Wallace,
00:47:02 calling the Sheriff of Natchez.
00:47:05 Do you read me?
00:47:07 >> Uh, this is Chief Stacy Love of Highwild Dulcey, New Mexico.
00:47:11 I got a copy on you.
00:47:12 >> I'm on Highway 109.
00:47:14 I'm on the trail of a convoy of runaway truckers.
00:47:18 And they're being led by a man called Rummer Duck.
00:47:22 I suspect that they'll be crossing your state line pretty quick.
00:47:26 >> Uh, thank you, sir.
00:47:28 >> We'll give you any help we can.
00:47:30 >> Uh, we'd appreciate it if you'd send a car and, uh...
00:47:38 ...a new pair of pants.
00:47:45 >> Attention, all units! Attention, all units!
00:47:52 This is Chief Stacy Love. Come back, please.
00:47:55 [sirens]
00:47:57 [truck rumbling]
00:48:03 [explosion]
00:48:05 >> New Mexico, here we come!
00:48:08 I love you!
00:48:11 [grunts]
00:48:13 [horn honking]
00:48:15 >> New Mexico? I'm supposed to be in Texas.
00:48:18 [laughing]
00:48:21 >> Hey, do that again. That wasn't half bad.
00:48:24 Woo! New Mexico!
00:48:27 [horn honking]
00:48:33 [truck rumbling]
00:48:40 [truck honking]
00:48:47 [truck rumbling]
00:48:51 [truck rumbling]
00:48:55 >> Break a break, this is Love Machine.
00:48:58 Looking at them rigs up on the hill.
00:49:00 >> Uh, 10-Roger, we got you. Come on.
00:49:04 >> What you doing up there, fellas? Over.
00:49:07 >> We're waiting for you guys. We've been listening to you modulate for the last half hour...
00:49:11 ...and we're hip to what all's gone down.
00:49:13 And, uh, we want to give you guys some congratulations...
00:49:16 ...especially the Rummer Duck for a job well done, don't you know?
00:49:20 Boy, we're famous now!
00:49:22 >> Hey, we thank you very much, fellas.
00:49:24 >> 10-4, uh, if it be all right with you guys, the Bald Eagle, Sneaky Snake, and this here, this big nasty...
00:49:31 ...uh, we'd be right proud to be part of your little old convoy. Come on.
00:49:34 >> Yeah, sure, why not? Just slip in the back door, fellas.
00:49:37 >> We sure do. Thank you all. And we all be proud to take a back door to the Rummer Duck.
00:49:43 Hey, don't forget about us.
00:49:45 >> Hallelujah. Looks like we've got some long friends of Jesus back there.
00:49:51 >> Ah, wait a minute, 10-4. You got the Reverend Joshua Dundas Sloan, Church of the White-Banded Strangers here...
00:49:58 ...and I don't read nothing in scripture that says, "Thy shalt not put the pedal to the metal."
00:50:04 >> Welcome aboard there, Reverend. We could sure use some spiritual help here.
00:50:08 >> Think you can handle it?
00:50:09 >> Oh, it's a pleasure. Our pleasure. We're just trying to do a good job there, Brother Reverend.
00:50:14 >> Brother Rubber? What is that guy's name? He ain't no Reverend.
00:50:19 >> Why do they call you the Duck?
00:50:27 >> 'Cause it rhymes with luck. Now, my daddy always told me I ought to be just like a duck.
00:50:32 He said, "Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath."
00:50:43 >> What you looking for?
00:50:45 >> I thought I'd have a beer. Do you want one?
00:50:47 >> No thanks, I'm trying to quit. But you can get me one of those T-shirts that's on the dresser back there.
00:50:54 >> Here you go.
00:50:57 >> Thank you.
00:50:58 >> You're welcome.
00:50:59 >> You know, a couple of years ago I was living with a man I didn't like very much.
00:51:09 He talked me into doing something I really didn't want to do. Hang gliding.
00:51:13 >> Damn!
00:51:15 >> Speed up, honey.
00:51:19 >> Hang gliding. But I tried it.
00:51:24 And you know what? I was right. I hated it.
00:51:30 >> 50 trucks, a whole convoy of trucks busting. I mean, they're running like there was need.
00:51:36 >> Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:51:37 >> Thank God it worked.
00:51:41 >> How about the boyfriend?
00:51:43 >> That didn't work.
00:51:45 >> Any kids?
00:51:52 >> Uh-uh.
00:51:53 >> I was married. I got a couple of kids living up in Spokane.
00:51:57 >> Do you ever get to see them?
00:51:58 >> When I can. They're okay. I got a good mom.
00:52:03 [engines revving]
00:52:05 >> You got room for one sceptic, Sam, the sewer man?
00:52:11 You got the pack rat and the white rat here and welcome aboard.
00:52:14 You dump it, we pump it.
00:52:16 >> Just remember, we keep pigs, cesspools and foul odors all the way at the back.
00:52:23 >> Well, howdy, boys. Welcome to the convoy.
00:52:26 >> That's right, boys. Put her on in there.
00:52:29 >> New Mexico, I-4-O like a rattlesnake on glass.
00:52:33 Ten tons of pedal on red-hot metal and Jesus freaks on grass.
00:52:38 We is going for broke in a cloud of smoke with a thousand screaming trucks.
00:52:42 Saying praise the Lord, just shut the back door and follow that rubber duck, 10-4.
00:52:47 >> Y'all got the Mississippi Flash here.
00:52:50 And I'm here to tell you the only things in life that count are fast trucks, fast women and fast food.
00:52:56 >> Do you know how big this thing is?
00:52:58 >> How big?
00:52:59 >> Look, just look out there, man.
00:53:01 >> Here you go. I swear, we got a goddamn convoy.
00:53:06 Look at us, you crazy thing.
00:53:08 >> That's incredible. Where are they all coming from?
00:53:12 >> Everywhere.
00:53:14 >> I can't believe it. Why?
00:53:18 >> Don't ask me, ask them. I'm running for my life myself.
00:53:21 >> Yeah, but they're all following you.
00:53:25 >> No, they ain't. I'm just in front.
00:53:28 >> By the time we found old Stacy's town, us trucks was a half of the ball.
00:53:32 But this watch out sign on the county line and them bears was ball to wall.
00:53:36 They even had a bear in the air. Come on.
00:53:39 >> Hey, Doc, there's a bear in the air.
00:53:42 >> Attention all trucks. All trucks, attention.
00:53:49 This is Federal Agent Hamilton.
00:53:52 I'm ordering you to stop your vehicles immediately.
00:53:55 You are traveling in violation of Federal law.
00:53:59 Attention, driver Martin Penwald.
00:54:07 >> Martin?
00:54:11 >> Penwald?
00:54:12 >> It does sound kind of funny, doesn't it?
00:54:15 >> You are under arrest. Stop your vehicle immediately.
00:54:19 >> I don't believe this. What is going on?
00:54:22 >> You're doing it all wrong, Hamilton.
00:54:25 All you gotta say is, "A rubber duck. Do you copy me? Rubber duck."
00:54:32 >> Rubber duck?
00:54:34 >> That's a CB handle.
00:54:38 He won't answer to anything else.
00:54:45 >> Attention, Mr. Rubber Duck. Stop your vehicle immediately.
00:54:50 You are under arrest.
00:54:52 Obviously, they can't hear me.
00:55:02 >> They can hear you, sir. I checked this equipment out before we took off.
00:55:06 This is an integrated system.
00:55:09 It's comprised of a face-locked loop and crystal.
00:55:12 Now, we know that they're on channel 19 of the CB frequency below us.
00:55:16 >> Let's go. Come on.
00:55:17 >> So I merely adjusted my hand-coded decibel switch.
00:55:20 So that's like a computerized system that scans...
00:55:23 >> Back up there in the position. Let's go. Move it.
00:55:26 >> ...the frequency in their trucks, sir.
00:55:28 >> Okay. They're ready.
00:55:30 >> Hello, Sheriff Lyle Wallace. We're down here ready and waiting.
00:55:33 >> Did you press a button, sir?
00:55:41 >> They got a language all their own.
00:55:43 >> Well, then, you try it.
00:55:51 >> Ah, breaker 19.
00:55:56 This is the bear in the air.
00:56:00 Officer Lyle Wallace calling Rubber Jerk and that rat-lit piece of black crap at your side, dog. Come on.
00:56:10 >> Please don't be using that kind of language on the air.
00:56:13 >> Well, especially don't be using it regarding my beautiful black truck, over.
00:56:18 >> That thing you call a truck...
00:56:21 >> ...is the worst pile of garbage I ever had the misfortune of writing a citation on.
00:56:28 >> And, uh, Martin?
00:56:30 >> You better take a look up the road there, fella.
00:56:34 'Cause we got us a roadblock with 20 armed men.
00:56:39 >> Okay, men. Get ready, 'cause they're coming.
00:56:43 >> And they all got orders to shoot you and that rat-lit piece of crap full of holes unless you pull over.
00:56:51 You hear? Come on.
00:56:53 >> Okay, Lyle. I'll tell you what to do.
00:56:56 You go up there and stand personally on that roadblock of yours.
00:57:00 But before you do, take a good look...
00:57:02 >> Take a good look at the signs on the side of my trailer. It says "chemicals."
00:57:06 That's explosives, Lyle.
00:57:08 >> Nitro mani, class B explosive.
00:57:11 Now, I don't know what that'll do, but I wouldn't want to be in that vicinity when we make contact with your damn roadblock.
00:57:17 >> Are you serious?
00:57:19 You must be out of your mind.
00:57:22 >> Now, why was I told he's carrying explosives?
00:57:27 >> He's just bluffing.
00:57:29 >> Sir, it's confirmed in this report here that he's carrying 10,000 gallons of nitro mani.
00:57:36 That is a class B explosive, sir.
00:57:38 >> Chief, the front truck is carrying explosives.
00:57:40 >> Explosives!
00:57:41 >> Get out of there!
00:57:42 >> This is official now. I want to speak to who's in charge down there.
00:57:44 Give me the man in charge down there.
00:57:46 >> Get off the road! Get off the road!
00:57:49 >> There's gonna be a terrible explosion down there!
00:57:55 Yes, I mean it! Now get back to me, immediately! Get back!
00:57:59 >> Are you gone? Are you deaf down there?
00:58:01 >> He's carrying explosives! Get down!
00:58:03 >> Move it! Move it!
00:58:05 >> Get back to me, Chief!
00:58:07 Will somebody get back to me?
00:58:09 Come back to me, Chief!
00:58:21 Is there anyone down there who can answer me?
00:58:24 Wait a second. My mother wants to talk to you.
00:58:31 Get your asses out of there, now!
00:58:34 >> Where are those goddamn trees?
00:58:36 >> There's a road!
00:58:44 >> Get out of there!
00:58:46 >> I'm going to get you!
00:58:48 >> Get out of there!
00:58:50 >> Get out of there!
00:58:52 >> Let's get out of here!
00:58:54 >> Let's get out of here!
00:58:56 [explosion]
00:58:58 [siren]
00:59:19 [explosion]
00:59:21 >> Hey, you can come up for air now.
00:59:29 >> Oh, my God, they're headed right for my town.
00:59:39 I want all traffic stopped. I want somebody to wave them through.
00:59:42 Get traffic control at every signal.
00:59:44 And hurry.
00:59:48 See, I told you, it was nothing.
00:59:50 Come on, Sergeant, let's get going.
00:59:56 >> Won't start!
01:00:04 >> Do you read, Wallace?
01:00:05 >> Do you read me?
01:00:07 >> Do you read me? Over.
01:00:12 [explosion]
01:00:14 >> They're headed straight for town.
01:00:22 Damn that water truck. Get those windshield wipers.
01:00:25 Dad's coming!
01:00:27 Get over here. What's wrong with that guy?
01:00:30 [singing]
01:00:33 [singing]
01:00:35 >> Break one nine for 18 wheel Eddie.
01:00:54 I'm screwing it down in my cab over Pete,
01:00:57 trying to catch up with you, convoy.
01:00:59 And I say damn the double nickel. Come on.
01:01:02 >> It'll be a pleasure to have you join a convoy, 18 wheeler.
01:01:06 Come ahead on.
01:01:07 >> Ten four.
01:01:09 [music]
01:01:12 [cheering]
01:01:15 >> Doc, did you see what you did?
01:01:21 >> I think they're on our side.
01:01:24 [music]
01:01:26 [explosion]
01:01:28 [music]
01:01:30 >> Hey, Doc!
01:01:37 [cheering]
01:01:39 [laughing]
01:01:48 [music]
01:01:50 [cheering]
01:01:52 >> Citizens of New Mexico,
01:02:02 many of you may have heard that we seem to be having a phenomenon in our state.
01:02:06 Six trucks crossed our border,
01:02:08 followed closely by the Arizona State Police.
01:02:11 They were soon joined by many, many more.
01:02:14 It seems they're not interested in stopping.
01:02:17 They've ignored roadblocks and official orders.
01:02:20 My God, take a look, ladies and gentlemen. Can you see that?
01:02:23 They seem to have grown.
01:02:24 It's not six of one and half a dozen of another anymore.
01:02:27 It's 25, 50, 100.
01:02:29 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm looking back, back, back as far as I can see.
01:02:33 And there's just no end to it.
01:02:35 >> Not for me.
01:02:36 >> Now we're here. We're going to find out who they are, what they are, and where they're going.
01:02:40 So far no one's been hurt except maybe the pride of a couple of law enforcement officers.
01:02:45 [music]
01:02:52 >> Breaker one nine to the rubber duck.
01:02:54 Breaker one nine to the rubber duck.
01:02:57 Breaker one nine to the rubber duck.
01:03:00 My name's Chuck Arnalde.
01:03:03 I'm a special assistant and press representative for Governor Haskins of New Mexico.
01:03:09 I'd like you to know that Governor Haskins has had a long time interest in the problems of the trucking industry.
01:03:15 I would like to help work out some of those problems.
01:03:18 >> Which ones do you have in mind, over?
01:03:22 >> We'd like to know, is this convoy some sort of protest demonstration?
01:03:30 And if it is, what's its purpose?
01:03:36 >> The purpose of the convoy is to keep moving.
01:03:39 >> Ask him what he wants to know.
01:03:42 >> You want to run this?
01:03:45 >> Hey, look. I'm a little busy right now, as you can see.
01:03:52 Why don't you try and talk to some of them back there?
01:03:56 >> All right, will do, rubber duck. I'll be back to you later.
01:04:00 >> Ten four.
01:04:01 >> Good buddy.
01:04:02 [Music]
01:04:06 >> This is Chuck Arnalde of the Governor's office, sir. I wonder if I could talk to you.
01:04:10 >> Call the old iguana.
01:04:12 >> Old iguana, eh? Where were you born, sir?
01:04:16 >> Originally.
01:04:18 >> I've been driving 18 wheelers longer than any trucker I've ever seen.
01:04:23 >> How about it? Think I ought to talk to him?
01:04:26 >> Yeah, I do.
01:04:27 >> 70 in some states and 80 in others, if they didn't catch up with you.
01:04:31 >> We're second kind of beating our eyeballs out coast to coast,
01:04:35 and half of the damn smokies left us off for our green stamps.
01:04:38 >> So you believe in what the rubber duck's doing, is that it?
01:04:41 >> I'm tired of seeing the way black people have to live.
01:04:44 Went to Vietnam and got shot for the right to live in a ghetto.
01:04:48 >> I go from A to B the faster I can get from A to B the more money I make.
01:04:53 At 55, I can't deal with it.
01:04:56 >> Big oil companies that raise the prices of oil and gas, which gets back to the consumer.
01:05:02 We've got to raise all our prices.
01:05:04 >> This is-- >> Things all happen.
01:05:05 >> Big money's what I'm trying to say.
01:05:08 >> They're talking about their future, not just yours.
01:05:11 >> Well, the whole thing was a cover-up for Watergate.
01:05:14 It went way back to Nixon.
01:05:15 First thing to remember, Nixon, Nixon got caught with his pants down
01:05:19 before the guys from the Washington Post had it out.
01:05:23 And Governor Rockefeller retired as governor of New York,
01:05:27 who just happens to be president of Standard Oil.
01:05:29 Not to mention his brother David.
01:05:31 He opened up Chase Manhattan Banks for the first time in the history of the free world
01:05:35 behind the Iron Curtain.
01:05:36 I'm not telling you how to run the country,
01:05:38 but this whole 55 double nickel was a jive-ass turkey rack.
01:05:42 And I don't like people giving me bullshit.
01:05:46 >> Yes, well, you put that very well, sir.
01:05:49 Thank you very much.
01:05:50 >> Sir, I wonder if I could ask you why you're out in this convoy with a rubber duck.
01:05:54 >> Well, I'm just along to kick ass and for the ride.
01:05:58 >> Yeah, but certainly you must have some kind of personal grievance against the laws of this state.
01:06:04 >> No, I just like kicking ass.
01:06:06 You sure are a pretty red-headed little boy.
01:06:09 Want a ride in my truck?
01:06:11 We ought to have supper.
01:06:13 [laughing]
01:06:15 >> And why do you think you have the right to break the laws of this state?
01:06:18 >> You want me to tell you why?
01:06:20 >> Yes, I'd like to.
01:06:21 >> Okay, watch this.
01:06:22 >> Jesus Christ!
01:06:25 >> Some of these people are crazy.
01:06:26 >> Watch this!
01:06:28 >> Uh, um...
01:06:31 >> Well, Reverend, can you tell me if you see this convoy as more of a spiritual than a political event?
01:06:37 >> Well, life itself is a spiritual event.
01:06:41 >> Amen.
01:06:42 >> Amen.
01:06:43 [singing]
01:06:58 >> Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine to the rubber duck.
01:07:01 This is Chuck Arnaldi.
01:07:02 Can I talk to you again, please?
01:07:04 >> Uh, this is the duck, Chuck.
01:07:06 What did you learn?
01:07:07 >> I learned a lot.
01:07:09 Now, look, the governor is very interested in meeting with you personally.
01:07:13 He is prepared to fly here at once and get together with all of you.
01:07:18 So we've set aside a field here in Albuquerque where you can spend the night.
01:07:23 Now, look, the police have orders not to bother you.
01:07:25 That's the truth.
01:07:28 >> Bullshit.
01:07:32 >> Can I level with you?
01:07:34 >> Level with me.
01:07:36 >> I want to talk to him off the record.
01:07:38 I don't want this on the television.
01:07:39 I don't want this printed.
01:07:44 Can you hear me?
01:07:46 >> Yeah.
01:07:48 >> The governor has been requested to call out the National Guard on you.
01:07:54 But this is an election year, and the governor wants to.
01:07:58 Hell, he expects to be part of it on a senatorial level.
01:08:04 These people out here watching you, do you know who they are, what they are?
01:08:09 >> Do you?
01:08:10 >> They're voters.
01:08:13 How's it going to look to them if the governor tells the army to blow the shit out of your convoy?
01:08:19 Maybe you can help it.
01:08:21 Maybe he can help you.
01:08:29 Do we have any choice?
01:08:40 >> Spider Mike calling the duck.
01:08:42 Say, duck, I just got a skip from my home 20.
01:08:44 My old lady's about to pop.
01:08:46 You're talking to a damn near daddy, can you dig it?
01:08:49 >> Hey, that's great news, Mike.
01:08:51 >> I'm going to have to split, though.
01:08:53 So, uh, you all take care.
01:08:56 >> I'm going to miss you, buddy.
01:08:58 >> I love the old lady.
01:08:59 >> Hey, Mike, this is a love machine.
01:09:01 It's been good traveling with you.
01:09:03 Good luck with your baby, okay?
01:09:05 >> It was nice meeting you, Mike.
01:09:06 >> We'll catch you later, baby maker.
01:09:08 >> Hey, Mike, old partner, get the pedal to the metal and get on home to that good little woman.
01:09:13 >> Breaker 1-9, this is the saddle burner here, wishing Spider Mike high riding back to Texas.
01:09:18 Say hello to the Alamo for me, huh?
01:09:21 >> Next time we hook up, you'll all get to meet my son.
01:09:24 >> You all take care. Keep a-moving, all right, for me.
01:09:29 >> Jesus, I hope he makes it.
01:09:32 He's going through some bad country for a black truck driver.
01:09:35 >> Governor?
01:09:37 >> You couldn't ask for a better opportunity to make the headlines.
01:09:41 Liberal, humanitarian headlines.
01:09:46 >> Truckers, trash, just plain old trash.
01:09:50 >> No average people. Trash.
01:09:54 To tell you the truth, Henry, I think this damn convoy has more public support than we do.
01:10:02 Bring in Sheriff Wallace.
01:10:04 >> I'm afraid Sheriff Wallace left for Texas in a hurry.
01:10:08 >> Texas? Well, what the hell is he going to do in Texas?
01:10:12 >> We'll run the RPM up about 2100, and shift, and it'll fall back to about 18.
01:10:21 That's your normal operating range when you're pulling something up to 18, 21.
01:10:27 >> You really love this truck, don't you?
01:10:29 >> I certainly do not love this truck.
01:10:34 You ought to meet Ramblin' Jack Elliot.
01:10:36 Talk about a man who loves a truck bumper to bumper.
01:10:40 >> Her name is Dog Kenworth.
01:10:42 I like knowing how she runs, but I just really like driving.
01:10:48 >> Although there is no official comment at this time, it seems to be a mass protest.
01:10:54 [truck engine]
01:10:58 >> Yahoo!
01:11:00 [laughter]
01:11:06 >> Maybe.
01:11:08 [singing]
01:11:15 >> God damn it, I'm just outside.
01:11:17 [laughter]
01:11:20 >> Give me one shot at picking up the wrong corner with documented evidence.
01:11:23 >> Thanks.
01:11:24 [chatter]
01:11:27 >> Hey, man, Leo, give him a chance to drive.
01:11:29 >> No, we just got to get a couple pictures.
01:11:31 >> No, I don't think so. You're not going to get no pictures.
01:11:34 You know what you can do with your money, huh?
01:11:36 >> No, you take your body out of here. Your camera's too.
01:11:39 >> Hey, you make good time, lad.
01:11:41 >> Yeah, not for your planet.
01:11:43 >> A little tired, though.
01:11:47 >> Very tired.
01:11:57 >> Boy, you sure are one dumb black son of a bitch.
01:12:05 You got here a little too late for the fun.
01:12:08 You would have enjoyed it.
01:12:15 Man, you sure know how to hurt.
01:12:17 >> It was just an arrest.
01:12:20 >> I'll bleed, Georgie, whatever you say.
01:12:22 Just don't hit me anymore.
01:12:25 >> I didn't hit you.
01:12:27 I helped you up.
01:12:30 >> Thank you, sir, but I don't need any more of your help.
01:12:34 >> He's going to lie.
01:12:36 >> Yeah.
01:12:38 Listen, boy, if I hear anything about your kid, I'll let you know.
01:12:45 >> Looks like you're going to be with us for a while.
01:12:49 >> What for?
01:12:51 >> Bait.
01:12:58 >> What will happen when he brings home those troughs?
01:13:01 >> He won't do that.
01:13:04 Not his style.
01:13:06 >> Our syndicate would be interested in buying your story or any photographs you might have.
01:13:09 We'll give you a very good deal.
01:13:11 >> What's a very good deal?
01:13:13 >> If the photographs are good, $500.
01:13:16 >> More like $2,500.
01:13:18 Then you'll have an exclusive for the first installment.
01:13:21 >> Hey, hey, hey, this is no time to be talking business.
01:13:24 >> Excuse me, please.
01:13:25 I think I'll get dressed.
01:13:27 >> Hey, you're the rubber duck.
01:13:29 >> So am I, brother, so am I.
01:13:33 >> You're all wet.
01:13:35 >> Is that so?
01:13:38 >> It's becoming.
01:13:40 >> Guess what.
01:13:41 >> What?
01:13:42 >> I'm about to sell you out.
01:13:45 >> You all right?
01:13:48 You with that convoy?
01:13:53 Don't you worry.
01:13:54 I'll get you help.
01:14:06 >> I ain't selling no stories.
01:14:08 >> The hell you're not.
01:14:10 We're talking about a lot of money.
01:14:11 Whoever buys the story is going to have to pay through the nose.
01:14:15 >> I believe that.
01:14:18 >> And we're going to need it because I see a lot of lawyers in our future.
01:14:22 >> You do, huh?
01:14:24 >> And I'm involved.
01:14:26 >> You are, huh?
01:14:30 What in?
01:14:31 >> Don't give me any more of your nonsense, please.
01:14:33 I'm really trying to help.
01:14:35 >> I know you are.
01:14:37 I'm serious.
01:14:38 I'm really interested in knowing what it is you think you're involved in.
01:14:43 Because I'm beginning to think I got no idea.
01:14:51 >> We can go talk it over in the truck if you want.
01:14:59 >> Breaker 19.
01:15:01 Breaker 19.
01:15:03 Emergency 1033.
01:15:06 Is there any 18-wheelers out there westbound?
01:15:10 Can you read me?
01:15:12 Come on.
01:15:14 >> Hey, you got the Spanish fly here.
01:15:16 I got a copy on you, go.
01:15:18 >> I need a message relayed west to the rubber duck in the convoy.
01:15:43 >> Hey, duck.
01:15:45 Hey, duck.
01:15:51 Bobby, you know, you're ready, son.
01:15:53 You're perfect.
01:15:54 >> I'll come back.
01:15:56 >> No, wait a minute, man.
01:15:59 What you got in your mind?
01:16:01 >> This Disneyland.
01:16:02 Let's get off this merry-go-round.
01:16:04 I didn't fight my way out of the--
01:16:06 >> Breaker 19 for 1033.
01:16:08 Spider Mike's in jail in Alvarez, Texas.
01:16:10 The Chinese beat him half to death.
01:16:12 He needs help.
01:16:13 >> Breaker, breaker, this is mother trucker.
01:16:15 1033, emergency.
01:16:17 Repeat, Spider Mike needs help.
01:16:23 >> I don't know what to do, Bobby.
01:16:25 I've been thinking about all those towns we're going through and all them people who was cheering us, man.
01:16:30 People falling in behind us.
01:16:32 And I think I figured it out.
01:16:35 The only reason they're coming in behind us is who the hell else they got.
01:16:38 Nobody that's who.
01:16:41 >> This guy up here, man, he may not be any straighter than anybody else, but he sees something down here that he wants to use.
01:16:47 Or he wouldn't even be messing with us.
01:16:49 So that means he's worth dealing with.
01:16:53 Look at all that people.
01:16:55 >> Remember, the nicer steel cookies, the faster I run, the less I have to sweat.
01:17:02 >> Breaker 19 for 1033.
01:17:05 This is the midnight mover.
01:17:07 >> I'm going to get the spikes and truckers held down in Alvarez, Texas.
01:17:17 >> Give me time alone with him first.
01:17:24 I'm sure the perimeters are mixed.
01:17:26 [Chanting]
01:17:54 >> Jerry Askins, doc.
01:17:56 Glad you could take the time to see me.
01:17:58 I mean, I know how busy you are.
01:18:00 Boy, it looks like you got a hell of a cross-section of people here.
01:18:04 I mean, there's no question that -- well, most of the bitches are probably legitimate.
01:18:10 But, you know, I think the question we're facing is how do we take effective action together?
01:18:16 I mean, I know your cause or causes should be defined.
01:18:20 >> Kayden, darling, how are you?
01:18:22 >> Governor, welcome.
01:18:23 The press is waiting for you.
01:18:24 >> Oh, good.
01:18:25 Let's go to the tent, all right?
01:18:26 >> Governor, what's the purpose of this?
01:18:27 >> Well, just have a little talk with the doc.
01:18:29 We got a legitimate hero here, you know, a public figure.
01:18:32 And, uh, without like a Jewish, uh, what's your feeling?
01:18:36 >> Breaker 19 for 1033.
01:18:38 This is White Line, Willie.
01:18:40 >> I mean, it's obvious this represents something more than the banning of the 55-mile speed limit, right?
01:18:45 >> It has nothing to do with it.
01:18:47 >> I don't know.
01:18:50 >> If you have representatives in my age, we can, uh, draft up the list of your previous --
01:18:55 >> Listen, Spider Mike's down in Alvarez, Texas.
01:18:57 Don't try to beat the hell out of him.
01:18:59 >> I don't know.
01:19:00 He's got Spider Mike in jail.
01:19:01 >> Birdie broke his back.
01:19:02 >> Lyle split his skull wide open.
01:19:04 >> I will be elected.
01:19:06 [ Cheers and applause ]
01:19:14 >> Hello, Birdie.
01:19:15 Good to see you, darling.
01:19:16 >> Oh, Governor Haskins, we're so happy to have you here in Albuquerque.
01:19:19 >> Well, it's great to be here because you're doing such a wonderful job, all of you.
01:19:22 And, in fact, I'd like to just have a moment alone --
01:19:24 >> Governor, how about some comments?
01:19:25 >> Danny, just a minute.
01:19:26 You know better than that.
01:19:27 I'd like to have a moment alone with the duck, and then I'll be happy to talk to all of you.
01:19:32 Henry, can you help me?
01:19:33 Everybody out, please.
01:19:34 Everybody.
01:19:36 >> We got deadlines to meet, Governor.
01:19:38 [ Indistinct conversations ]
01:19:54 >> I think he's going to need some help.
01:19:58 >> Yeah, let's go.
01:20:00 But I'll give you my word that I'll apply all the pressure I can.
01:20:04 And I can apply pressure.
01:20:07 But I wouldn't plan a return visit to Arizona for a while if I were you.
01:20:11 >> I don't.
01:20:13 >> Good.
01:20:14 Black or white?
01:20:15 >> What do you have in mind?
01:20:17 >> Coffee.
01:20:19 >> Black.
01:20:21 What else do you have in mind?
01:20:23 >> I want to take you to Washington, D.C. as a people's leader, which is just what you've become.
01:20:30 See, I need you there, duck.
01:20:32 Come on, Reverend, we've got a problem.
01:20:42 >> I think you need me here.
01:20:45 All of you.
01:20:49 >> Hey, let us through, please.
01:20:53 >> They got Mad, they got Spider Mike.
01:20:55 Lyle and Tiny Alvarez had him in Trucker's Hell.
01:20:57 I hear they beat him -- yeah, I hear they beat him half to death and got him in jail.
01:21:01 >> What the hell is Lyle doing in Alvarez, Texas?
01:21:04 >> I'll go get him.
01:21:06 >> I'll go get him.
01:21:08 >> Wait a minute.
01:21:09 Just wait a minute.
01:21:11 Hey!
01:21:12 Will you grow up?
01:21:13 I mean, all of you, will you just grow up?
01:21:16 >> Hey, will you help us?
01:21:18 >> That's what I'm trying to do.
01:21:20 I'm just one man.
01:21:21 You know, I can't reach out of my office and pluck criminals out of jail left and right.
01:21:30 >> Sometimes you have to sacrifice the individual.
01:21:32 >> Bullshit.
01:21:33 >> For the cause of a common purpose.
01:21:36 >> He's right, you know.
01:21:39 >> It could take weeks, months.
01:21:41 Don't kill this.
01:21:43 You started something very good here.
01:21:45 >> Look, I'll do all I can to help you, but I'm afraid he's just going to have to fend for himself for a while.
01:21:52 >> Is that it?
01:21:53 >> Yeah, that's it.
01:21:57 >> Okay, partner, I got to go.
01:21:59 You're in charge now.
01:22:01 You know what we need and what we're up against.
01:22:05 Get what you can from the man and she'll help you.
01:22:09 >> You're leaving?
01:22:11 Why?
01:22:13 Hey, why does it always have to be you?
01:22:18 >> I don't know.
01:22:20 >> Just when we were starting to get something accomplished.
01:22:22 What about all these people?
01:22:23 Don't you give a damn what's going to happen to them?
01:22:26 >> What you really mean is it's all right.
01:22:29 >> It's not true.
01:22:31 >> You can do me a favor.
01:22:33 We can stay here a day.
01:22:35 Watch it.
01:22:36 You can do me a favor.
01:22:38 Stay here and help Bobby sort this out.
01:22:41 He ain't so good at stringing them words together as you are.
01:22:45 >> Where are you going?
01:22:47 >> The governor didn't do anything, did he?
01:22:50 >> That goddamn governor.
01:22:52 >> Hey, governor.
01:22:58 >> Hey, duck.
01:23:01 You coming back?
01:23:12 >> Son of a bitch.
01:23:14 What are we going to do?
01:23:15 >> Nothing.
01:23:16 [engine starts]
01:23:22 [engine revs]
01:23:32 [engine stops]
01:23:42 [music]
01:23:52 [music]
01:24:15 >> Melissa, I'm confident they would impress people.
01:24:20 They seem to like you.
01:24:22 >> I just didn't feel like it.
01:24:25 >> Oh.
01:24:27 Uh, well.
01:24:32 Uh, ma'am.
01:24:37 Can I let you off some, please?
01:24:41 No?
01:24:42 >> No, thank you.
01:24:46 >> Oh, what a boy.
01:24:51 These lonely long highway should grind the souls off us cowpokes.
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01:27:14 >> I think I'll get back.
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01:29:09 >> Come back here!
01:29:19 [tires screech]
01:29:22 [crash]
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01:29:57 [engine starts]
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01:30:25 >> Oh, mother of God!
01:30:30 [crash]
01:30:45 >> I'll play it out!
01:30:51 [crash]
01:30:53 [engine starts]
01:31:13 >> Oh, oh.
01:31:19 >> The keys! Where are the keys?
01:31:21 >> Let's look in the back.
01:31:31 >> I knew you'd come.
01:31:33 But I never figured you'd need help, too.
01:31:35 >> I didn't bring nobody.
01:31:38 They came on their own.
01:31:41 >> This is between you and me.
01:31:43 You knew it.
01:31:49 >> Now look what you've done.
01:31:51 You're nothing but a two-bit, lying, cheating, law-breaking trucker!
01:31:58 >> And what the hell are you?
01:32:01 >> Take a look at yourself.
01:32:04 You're just a broke-down, old, grab-tickin' piece of meanness.
01:32:10 You tell me, old man, what good are you?
01:32:14 >> I am the law.
01:32:16 Don't you understand?
01:32:18 I represent the law!
01:32:26 >> Well, piss on you.
01:32:28 And piss on your law.
01:32:31 >> I'm glad to see you all.
01:32:34 >> You ought to be shot right where you're standing.
01:32:37 So help me, if I had a gun, I'd do it myself.
01:32:42 >> That badge would make it all right, wouldn't it?
01:32:49 Throw him in a cell and get a doctor for him.
01:33:00 >> Wasn't him.
01:33:02 Fat man didn't have nothing to do with it.
01:33:05 It was Alvarez.
01:33:07 >> Forget it.
01:33:09 I ain't forgetting nothing.
01:33:12 Because this ain't over yet.
01:33:16 >> It is for me.
01:33:24 Man, I'm sorry.
01:33:26 >> Don't worry about it.
01:33:29 >> I'm really sorry.
01:33:33 I owe somebody else paying my dues.
01:33:47 >> Yeah, doggie!
01:34:00 >> I'm breaking one-nine to the colonel of trucks.
01:34:24 Anyone who don't like the sound of Mexico can speak up now or split.
01:34:27 >> Wait, I got to have a conference.
01:34:30 Okay, it's okay with them.
01:34:33 >> You got it, brother.
01:34:35 >> [ Speaking Spanish ]
01:34:44 >> When you boys get down to Mazatlan, just order me about four fingers of tequila and a malt bliss.
01:34:48 I'll be right behind you.
01:34:50 >> Well, if bald eagle's been tuned into that.
01:34:53 >> I'm glad we didn't pick Haiti to go.
01:35:03 >> How about you?
01:35:04 I love Mexico.
01:35:07 >> Don't leave without me.
01:35:10 >> [ Speaking Spanish ]
01:35:32 >> Shall we have a ride to the river?
01:35:38 The beautiful, beautiful river.
01:35:50 >> Hey, Bobby, we're going to be turning up here.
01:35:52 >> About a quarter of a mile heading for the river.
01:36:02 >> Did you hear me, Bobby?
01:36:04 >> Por favor, buy drinko.
01:36:20 >> Okay, kids, school time.
01:36:22 Come on.
01:36:30 >> Move it!
01:36:50 >> Hey, Bobby, where you at?
01:37:11 >> Jesus Christ.
01:37:12 >> We've got a little problem here.
01:37:14 >> We can handle it, though.
01:37:16 >> It certainly looks like a problem.
01:37:18 >> Man, there's no time to be having problems.
01:37:20 We're almost there.
01:37:22 >> Hey, doug, look, we're going to be behind you at the bridge,
01:37:25 but we'll meet you in old mexico, okay?
01:37:27 We'll meet you at the facade at the red.
01:37:32 >> What the hell's going on, Bobby?
01:37:34 >> We're doing fine.
01:37:35 It'll be okay.
01:37:36 But don't let the back door slap you in the ass, buddy.
01:37:39 >> I heard you, buddy.
01:37:41 >> Your registration's in the glove box.
01:37:43 You take care of your own license.
01:37:45 >> That's a 1030, buddy.
01:38:12 >> He's coming.
01:38:41 >> Break a 1-9, break a 1-9.
01:38:44 This is the bear.
01:38:46 In the hardware at your front door.
01:38:48 If you don't get your ass out of that truck with your hands in the air,
01:38:53 I'm going to blow you sky high.
01:38:55 Come on.
01:39:04 Martin, do you read me?
01:39:06 This is lyle wallace.
01:39:08 >> I guess this is as far as it goes.
01:39:11 You better get on out.
01:39:15 >> I'm staying.
01:39:18 >> I said get out.
01:39:21 Come on.
01:39:37 >> Hey, duck.
01:39:38 >> Hey, duck.
01:39:39 >> Let's get this door out of the street.
01:39:41 >> Go ahead.
01:39:44 >> Duck, did you hear me?
01:40:06 >> That's it.
01:40:07 It's all yours, colonel.
01:40:09 Fire when you're ready.
01:40:11 >> Hey, duck.
01:40:13 You're finished.
01:40:15 You're finished.
01:40:17 You're finished.
01:40:19 >> Hey, duck.
01:40:22 >> All right, you people, come on, let's get out of here.
01:40:24 >> Yeah, move it.
01:40:26 >> Prepare to fire.
01:40:46 Ready.
01:40:48 Aim.
01:40:55 Fire!
01:41:13 You poor son of a bitch.
01:41:28 >> Hey, duck.
01:41:49 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:18 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:20 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:21 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:50 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:52 >> Hey, duck.
01:42:54 >> Hey, duck.
01:43:02 >> Hey, duck.
01:43:05 >> Hey, duck.
01:43:29 >> Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to honor this great Native American
01:43:54 son who gave his life to dramatize a cause so vital to us all.
01:44:02 As many great Americas before him had.
01:44:07 As you can see, these truckers are going to start passing, paying their respects to their
01:44:14 lost comrade, the rubber duck.
01:44:16 >> We have an amen for our sister here.
01:44:19 >> Amen.
01:44:20 >> And their Macs, their Jimmies, their K-Woppers, fruit liners, garbage trucks, dump trucks,
01:44:32 and even limousines, truckers all.
01:44:33 From the covered wagons and trains to the 18 wheelers that keeps this country alive,
01:44:46 his controlled individualism made this cause so vital that I promise to take it to Washington
01:44:57 and present it to the Senate myself.
01:45:00 >> Hooray.
01:45:01 >> Thank you.
01:45:02 Ladies and gentlemen, you can do your part as well.
01:45:03 >> What do you think you're doing?
01:45:04 This thing isn't over.
01:45:05 >> They're selling tickets to the bus.
01:45:06 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:07 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:08 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:09 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:10 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:11 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:12 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:13 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:14 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:15 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:16 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:17 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:18 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:19 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:20 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:21 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:22 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:23 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:24 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:25 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:26 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:27 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:28 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:29 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:30 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:31 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:45:55 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:21 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:50 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:51 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:52 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:53 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:54 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:55 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:56 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:57 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:58 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:46:59 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:00 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:01 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:02 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:03 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:04 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:05 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:06 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:30 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:47:56 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:25 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:26 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:27 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:28 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:29 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:30 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:31 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:32 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:33 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:34 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:35 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:36 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:37 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:38 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:39 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:40 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:48:41 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:49:05 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:49:31 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:00 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:01 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:02 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:03 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:04 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
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01:50:07 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:08 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:09 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
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01:50:12 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:13 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:14 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:15 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
01:50:16 >> I'm not going to let you do that.
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