Aphmau
Aphmau
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Transcript
00:00 Today is my birthday in Minecraft,
00:02 and my friends have forgotten.
00:04 And this makes me sad.
00:06 Which is why my friends are now out
00:08 to give me the best birthday in Minecraft ever.
00:11 But the secret is, it isn't really my birthday.
00:15 Which means my friends really forgot.
00:17 So I decided to play along
00:18 with their amazing birthday surprises.
00:21 What new and amazing gift will my friends give me?
00:24 Let's find out.
00:25 Hey, is it your birthday?
00:26 Well, when it is, happy birthday.
00:28 Be sure to like and subscribe for mine.
00:31 Thanks.
00:31 Kim, what do you think?
00:32 Is my drawing better than Ian's?
00:34 - What?
00:35 That's not fair, 'cause mine's not done yet.
00:36 - No, I'm still working on mine.
00:38 - Well, they're both pretty colorful and bright.
00:41 So yeah, I like them both.
00:43 - Yeah, I mean, but his...
00:45 Oh my gosh.
00:46 He's...
00:47 - What?
00:48 - Yes, you copied me.
00:49 - Oh, you copied me.
00:49 - You copied me.
00:50 - It's the same name.
00:51 - It's the same name.
00:52 - Wait, no.
00:53 Huh?
00:54 - I can't believe, what the?
00:54 - Okay, nice and easy, boys.
00:56 - What is that?
00:56 - Oh, what is there?
00:58 - Right about there.
01:00 That'll do it.
01:01 All right, thank you very much.
01:03 - Same.
01:04 I've never seen a cake so big before.
01:06 This is amazing.
01:08 - That looks pretty nice, doesn't it?
01:09 - Oh, Casey.
01:10 - Whoa.
01:11 - Whoa.
01:12 - Hang on a second here.
01:13 - Look at that cake.
01:14 Oh, this is great.
01:15 - This is the biggest cake I've ever seen.
01:17 - I know, right?
01:18 - How's it for her?
01:19 - Oh my gosh, is it for me?
01:21 - Ah, what?
01:22 No, it's not for you.
01:23 - Oh, is it for me?
01:24 Is it for me because I'm new?
01:26 - Well, that's a nice thought,
01:27 but no, it's not for you either.
01:29 - Wait, oh, is it for our anniversary?
01:31 For when we first baked that cake together?
01:34 - A big anniversary?
01:35 Oh, oh.
01:36 Uh, no, no, it's not for that either.
01:39 But no, the reason for this cake
01:40 is that it's because it's my little butterscotch's
01:43 birthday today!
01:44 - What, you?
01:45 - What?
01:46 - What is that?
01:46 - Of course!
01:47 Oh, he's been with me for so long.
01:49 I wanted to celebrate it.
01:50 - Of course, of course.
01:51 - Of course, of course.
01:51 - But, but wait, wait.
01:53 This horse gets that giant cake for his birthday?
01:56 - Yes, he loves big sweets like this.
01:59 - What?
02:00 - What a lovely horse.
02:00 - I don't know why.
02:01 - You know what?
02:03 Fine.
02:03 - What?
02:04 - Fine.
02:05 - Wait, what?
02:06 Wait, what?
02:07 What's wrong?
02:08 - Nothing.
02:08 - Nothing.
02:09 - Maybe she's just mad because I'm better at coloring.
02:11 - No, I think everybody knows
02:13 you're not that good at coloring.
02:15 - Yeah, you copied all her stuff.
02:17 - So, why is she mad then?
02:18 I mean, it's not like it's her birthday or anything.
02:21 Oh my God, it's her birthday!
02:22 What?
02:23 - What?
02:24 - Oh my God!
02:25 - What?
02:25 - Oh my God!
02:26 We gotta get things ready!
02:28 (laughing)
02:29 - Okay, so what they don't know
02:30 is that it's not actually my birthday.
02:31 I just want cake.
02:33 So I got a party hat,
02:34 and I'm gonna get in position
02:36 because I wanna get that big cake as well.
02:38 Plus, they never got me that big of a cake
02:40 for my birthday.
02:41 - Okay.
02:42 (doorbell rings)
02:43 We gotta figure out what's going on here.
02:44 - Oh, I got a stone here.
02:45 - She's not answering the door, so.
02:47 - I gotta go.
02:48 (crying)
02:49 - Let's look inside here and see what's going on.
02:50 - Can we check the window?
02:51 - What?
02:52 - Here, here, here.
02:53 - She's crying.
02:54 (crying)
02:54 - She's crying.
02:55 - She's crying.
02:56 - What is this?
02:57 - It actually is her birthday.
02:59 - I can't believe.
03:00 - Isn't it?
03:00 - I can't believe my friend forgot my birthday.
03:03 - Oh, you're falling in her force.
03:05 - No.
03:06 - I can't believe you forgot her birthday.
03:07 - Well, you didn't say anything about it either.
03:09 - She didn't even forget my birthday.
03:11 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:12 - I wanted a birthday cake.
03:13 - What?
03:13 - I wanted.
03:14 (screaming)
03:15 - What the heck?
03:16 - I didn't forget!
03:17 (screaming)
03:18 - What the?
03:18 - Surprise!
03:19 - What's going on?
03:20 - Uh, uh, yeah, surprise!
03:23 (screaming)
03:24 - What are you doing?
03:25 - No, no, easy, easy.
03:25 - What's happening?
03:26 - It's fine, it's fine.
03:27 - What happened?
03:28 What was the party?
03:29 (screaming)
03:30 - Yay, surprise!
03:30 - Happy birthday!
03:31 - Yay!
03:32 - Happy birthday!
03:33 - Yeah, happy birthday!
03:35 - Wait, you guys didn't forget?
03:37 Wait, and those candles.
03:38 - No, why would we ever forget?
03:41 This is, it's your step birthday.
03:45 - Yeah!
03:46 - Yeah!
03:47 - Yeah!
03:47 - What does that mean?
03:49 - That means that it happens in steps
03:51 and the first step was blowing up the side
03:54 of your house to surprise you.
03:55 - Exactly, totally, yeah.
03:56 - That was my present.
03:58 - But now, we are going to make this
04:00 the best birthday ever.
04:01 - Really?
04:02 - Definitely, yeah, just for you.
04:03 - And step two starts right now.
04:05 Come along with us.
04:06 (screaming)
04:07 - I'm so excited!
04:08 (screaming)
04:10 - Take that, butterscotch.
04:11 - All right, now here is the next part of your birthday.
04:15 (screaming)
04:16 - Oh my, wait, what's happening here?
04:19 - Oh, hi!
04:20 - What does it look like?
04:22 (screaming)
04:23 - It's a party!
04:25 - Balloons?
04:26 - Yeah!
04:26 - Yes!
04:27 - Lots of balloons!
04:28 - I can make balloons?
04:30 - Yes, yes.
04:31 - Show me, show me, show me.
04:32 - Okay, okay, so you take a piece of wool like this,
04:36 you toss it down on the ground,
04:37 then you take a lead and you toss it at it as well
04:40 and watch what happens.
04:41 Balloon time!
04:43 And you take another lead and rope it off
04:44 and it is yours to enjoy.
04:46 - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
04:47 Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
04:48 - Yeah, yeah, go ahead and try it, try it, try it, try it.
04:50 - I'm coming you Aphmau!
04:51 - You got this!
04:52 - I got it!
04:53 - There it is!
04:54 - Yeah!
04:54 - I'm gonna do some more, I'm gonna do some more.
04:55 Oh my gosh, look at this, this is so cool.
04:57 Oh my gosh.
04:58 - Yeah, you can make as many balloons as you want.
04:59 - As many as I want?
05:01 - Uh-huh.
05:02 - One, and two, and three, and four.
05:07 - Oh my gosh.
05:10 - I mean, what else could I possibly do?
05:12 - She needs more balloons.
05:13 - Let her do anything she wants.
05:14 - I get to do anything I want for my birthday?
05:16 Oh my gosh, this is the best day ever.
05:18 - I have a lot of balloons though.
05:19 - Ooh, look at all the balloons!
05:21 - This is the best day ever!
05:23 - That is a lot of balloons.
05:24 - Yeah, I mean, she's happy about it, so.
05:26 - Wow.
05:26 - Yeah, that's a lot.
05:27 - Look at all the balloons I have, Zane!
05:29 - That is a lot of balloons.
05:30 - Yeah, you're doing great.
05:32 - What, what, uh-oh.
05:34 Zane?
05:35 - Whoa, what?
05:36 - Zane?
05:37 - Hey, hey.
05:38 - Zane!
05:38 - Aph!
05:39 - Zane, we're coming!
05:41 - Maybe you should make a couple of a couple!
05:43 - That might be too many balloons.
05:44 - What do we do?
05:44 - Zane, what do I do?
05:45 - Why?
05:46 - How do I get down?
05:48 - Hang on, we're coming after you!
05:49 - How do I get down?
05:50 - Yeah, you know, we're coming to you!
05:52 - I wanna get down, I can't get down, Zane!
05:54 - Hang on!
05:55 - Don't worry!
05:56 - Ah, ha, ha.
05:57 - Guys, guys, guys!
06:00 - Hang on, we're on our way!
06:02 - Oh my goodness!
06:03 - Got some balloons, coming up.
06:04 - Yep, yep.
06:05 - Oh wait, guys, guys, I think I know where to get down.
06:07 I can use my anvil.
06:08 Oh my gosh, I'm going down, guys, I'm going down.
06:09 - You can use your anvil?
06:10 - Yeah, put an anvil.
06:11 - Uh-oh, you guys are--
06:12 - Since when did you have an anvil?
06:14 - Oh my goodness!
06:14 - Oh no, oh no, oh no, I got them, I got them.
06:18 I can help them.
06:19 - Can you get us down, please?
06:19 - Safe landing!
06:20 - Yeah, I'll help, I'll help.
06:21 Here, here, here, here.
06:23 - Wait, what is that?
06:23 What is that?
06:24 - Ah!
06:25 - Whoa!
06:26 - Whoa, nice shot!
06:27 - Thanks, I'm working on it.
06:29 - Maybe you don't need to do it to me as well.
06:31 - Just hold still!
06:33 - Oh wait, maybe I shouldn't.
06:34 Ah!
06:35 - Okay, all right, we saved them.
06:36 - Oh, this is the most fun thing ever.
06:38 - Yay, they're like party poppers.
06:39 - Woo!
06:40 - Woo!
06:40 - Guys, this has been so wonderful!
06:43 But I have a question.
06:45 Zane, where's my big, beautiful cake?
06:48 - Ah, well, great question.
06:53 Well, tell you what, Aphmau,
06:54 you stay here with Ian and Kacy and Kim,
06:56 who are gonna get you your next present.
06:58 - Oh, yeah!
06:59 - I'm just gonna make sure the cake is baking right now.
07:04 I'm totally not gonna set the cake mod in motion or anything.
07:07 Okay, I gotta go!
07:09 - I trust him.
07:10 - Yeah, I think--
07:11 - Okay!
07:12 - What was that all about?
07:13 - I'm so excited about the biggest cake in the world!
07:17 Butterscotch is a horse and got the big cake,
07:19 but imagine what Zane will get me!
07:20 - Yeah!
07:21 - Oh yeah, it's like 10 times as big as that cake!
07:24 - Oh, I can't believe it's my birthday!
07:26 Okay, so what do we do now?
07:28 - Oh, well, yeah, yeah, yeah!
07:29 - Why don't you give her a present?
07:32 - Uh-huh!
07:32 I got you some presents that you're gonna love.
07:37 Let me just get this out of the way
07:39 so I can show you your amazing present!
07:42 It's a bunch of gold blocks!
07:45 Woo!
07:46 - Wow!
07:47 - Happy birthday!
07:48 - Thank you!
07:49 - It's your favorite!
07:50 - Shiny, shiny!
07:51 - Yay!
07:52 - I like gold!
07:53 - Thanks!
07:54 - Right.
07:54 - This is pretty good.
07:56 - You are so very welcome,
08:00 and I know you sincerely like the gift, right?
08:02 - Uh...
08:03 - Zane, hurry up!
08:06 - It's the account!
08:08 - Hi!
08:08 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:10 Cake is baking right now.
08:11 I mean, cake is the last step of this great birthday
08:15 that we have planned for you.
08:16 - But I want the cake now!
08:19 - Okay, well, you know what?
08:23 This might be the next best thing.
08:26 I have a little gift for you here.
08:28 - Ooh!
08:29 - This is a very special knife
08:31 that allows you to cut anything
08:33 and instantly make a cake!
08:35 - Wow!
08:36 - Really?
08:37 - Huh?
08:37 - Go ahead, try it outside, see for yourself.
08:40 - Uh, okay, I want to cut this grass pot.
08:43 - What?
08:45 - Bada bing, bada boom!
08:47 - Oh my goodness!
08:49 - That's cool.
08:50 - What?
08:51 - And the hay bale is cake!
08:53 - Oh my god.
08:54 - What an awesome gift!
08:55 - Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!
08:56 - Cut it like that.
08:56 - Ooh!
08:57 - Oh, yep, and that tree is cake!
08:59 - Cake, cake, cake!
09:01 - Uh, yeah, okay, and there's another tree that's cake.
09:05 - There's a moon!
09:06 - There's a moon!
09:06 - There's a moon!
09:07 - Okay, Aphmau, you want to slow down a bit.
09:09 - Aphmau!
09:10 - Where are you going, where are you going?
09:11 - Whoa!
09:12 - Whoa!
09:13 - Yes!
09:14 - What?
09:15 - What?
09:16 - Cake house!
09:17 - Holy cake!
09:19 - Oh boy.
09:20 - My house is cake!
09:22 - Yep, it sure is.
09:23 - What is my house cake?
09:24 - Congratulations, happy birthday!
09:26 - I mean, happy birthday!
09:28 - Open your face!
09:29 - Oh man.
09:31 - Aphmau, why are you so sad?
09:34 It's your birthday.
09:35 - Well, the cake, it's just,
09:37 butterscotch got the big cake,
09:39 where's the big cake?
09:40 - I mean, it's no big, we can't have the cake yet
09:45 because our special guest hasn't arrived yet.
09:49 - What?
09:49 - Ooh!
09:50 - A special guest?
09:51 - What do you mean?
09:52 - Yeah!
09:53 - Who's more special than me on my birthday?
09:55 - Santa, I invited Santa.
09:58 - What?
09:59 - Whoa!
10:00 - Whoa!
10:00 - What?
10:01 - Santa's coming!
10:02 - You got the chocolate cake!
10:03 - Santa!
10:04 - Santa!
10:05 - Santa!
10:05 - I know him, yep!
10:07 - It's Santa!
10:09 (explosion)
10:10 (screaming)
10:12 - Why is he gonna be here?
10:14 Why is he gonna be here?
10:15 - Well, I--
10:16 - Wait, wait, wait.
10:17 (ding)
10:18 - This is gonna be so great.
10:19 - Santa, he's coming here during the--
10:21 - Santa, I can't believe Santa's coming here.
10:23 - Yes, KC, he's coming,
10:25 he just hasn't answered his phone.
10:27 - It's kinda weird that he agreed to it.
10:30 - Yeah, I mean, maybe he's just got stuck in traffic.
10:32 - It's so weird that he's making an appearance
10:34 during like the summer.
10:36 Okay, he's coming.
10:36 - I know, it's just that he had an opening.
10:39 - Oh my God, all the presents I've got.
10:42 I've never seen that happen in my life before.
10:44 You know what, that's it, I can't,
10:46 I don't need anything anymore.
10:48 Bye, have fun!
10:49 - What?
10:50 (screaming)
10:52 (screaming)
10:54 - No, no, you're gonna keep going.
10:55 - Santa can get you a new house, yay!
10:57 - Santa can get me a new house?
10:58 - Yeah, that's true.
10:59 - Oh my God.
11:00 - Santa won't do that.
11:01 - I don't need that carpet anymore.
11:03 (screaming)
11:06 - I don't need any of this carpet.
11:07 - You dumb silly house, you don't need this house anymore.
11:09 (screaming)
11:10 - Uh oh, he had an exploder.
11:11 It's fine, I'll just give it to the rest of the end.
11:13 I'm gonna get new stuff.
11:14 - Oh, what have I done?
11:15 - Santa can get me a new house.
11:16 - Yeah!
11:17 (screaming)
11:19 - All right, Zane, can I open my eyes now?
11:23 - Nope, nope, nope, not just yet.
11:25 It's just we need to go through a little bit further,
11:28 but I think you're gonna really like
11:29 what you're gonna see over here.
11:31 - You said it's my party, right?
11:33 - Yes, it totally is.
11:34 - Tell me when I'm getting warmer, okay?
11:36 I won't open my eyes until I get super hot, okay?
11:39 - Just keep on walking.
11:40 - Keep on walking.
11:40 - Okay, you're getting warmer.
11:41 - Getting warmer.
11:42 - A little, okay.
11:44 - Warmer?
11:45 - A little bit warmer.
11:46 - Warmer?
11:46 - Yes, warmer.
11:47 - Oh, I hear people.
11:48 Oh, warmer, I'm getting warmer.
11:50 - Yep, warmer.
11:51 (screaming)
11:53 - It's gonna be, am I warm?
11:54 - Cold.
11:55 - Am I getting warm, guys?
11:57 - You're cold, very cold.
12:00 - I am very cold.
12:01 Oh, I gotta get warm again.
12:02 Let's see, where can I get warm?
12:04 - No, no.
12:05 - Can I get warm here?
12:07 - Stop, stop.
12:08 - No, no, no, no, no.
12:09 (screaming)
12:11 - Oh, oh, oh.
12:12 - I'm cold.
12:13 - Cold, cold, cold.
12:13 (screaming)
12:16 - That's warmer.
12:17 - Okay, all right.
12:19 - That's warmer.
12:19 - I'm gonna keep.
12:20 - Cold, cold, cold.
12:21 - Cold, cold, getting cold.
12:22 - No, no, no, no, don't touch it.
12:23 - The other way.
12:25 - The other way, other way.
12:26 So this way?
12:27 Am I at the party yet?
12:29 - What?
12:29 - Guys, I took presents.
12:30 - No.
12:31 - Are these the presents?
12:33 - Here, here, what are these doing here?
12:35 - Guys, I have presents.
12:36 - No, Zane, don't look up the lyrics.
12:38 - No, no, just keep on going.
12:40 - The fire, the fire?
12:41 - No, no, no, don't worry about it.
12:43 - I'm trying to take care of this, hang on.
12:45 - Yeah, you just take care of it.
12:46 Just keep going.
12:47 (screaming)
12:49 - Wow, this sounds like the best party ever.
12:52 - Oh my gosh.
12:53 - Oh, good gravy, just open your eyes.
12:55 - Open my eyes?
12:57 - Yeah, just keep closing them.
12:58 - Just open them.
12:59 - Open them?
12:59 - It's hot, you're steaming hot.
13:00 - I'm not steaming hot, okay.
13:03 What?
13:04 (cheering)
13:06 - Happy birthday.
13:08 - Happy birthday.
13:10 - Oh, thank you guys.
13:12 - I need to lie down.
13:13 - That was the longest trip ever.
13:15 - Yeah.
13:16 - It was so close, why did you walk me around like that?
13:18 - Oh, you know, just build up the anticipation.
13:22 - I'm gonna have to get more fireworks.
13:24 - Okay, and that should do it.
13:27 - What party game are we playing first?
13:29 - Well, the best game you can play with a big blindfold,
13:31 you're playing pin the tail on the creeper.
13:33 - Okay, give me the tail, give me the tail.
13:36 - Okay, okay, well, we're gonna have you use this.
13:39 - Whoa, this is a big tail, I can't see it.
13:42 Oh, okay, all right.
13:43 - Hey, Zane, I put the party hat on,
13:45 I don't know why you wanted me to.
13:47 - Pin the creeper.
13:48 - There.
13:48 - There it is.
13:49 - What?
13:50 - Here we go.
13:51 (screaming)
13:52 - You're doing great.
13:53 (screaming)
13:56 (screaming)
13:58 (laughing)
13:59 - Why?
14:00 - I got him.
14:01 (screaming)
14:04 - Come on, you're a big girl, get on up.
14:09 (screaming)
14:11 - What are we doing?
14:11 - Nice, time for a nice,
14:12 rousing little game of musical chairs.
14:14 I think everyone knows how to play this.
14:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:17 - Yeah.
14:18 - Back to music.
14:19 - DJ Bacon Bits, hit it.
14:20 All right, start going around.
14:24 Go around the chairs.
14:26 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
14:33 (screaming)
14:35 (laughing)
14:37 - Did she just throw me out of the chair?
14:42 - Wait a minute, who won?
14:44 - So, wait, so.
14:45 - We'll dance in pursuit.
14:46 - Wait, I forgot what that means.
14:48 (explosion)
14:49 (screaming)
14:50 - Oh, what's this?
14:51 - Well, it's a bunny for one.
14:54 - What is a bunny?
14:54 What does it do?
14:55 What does it do?
14:56 - I know how pinatas work, right?
14:59 - Yeah, pinatas.
15:00 You know I love bunnies,
15:01 so you gave me the thing that I love
15:02 so I can take a--
15:04 - So you can beat it apart and feast on its insides.
15:07 - Yeah, smash its head off.
15:08 (screaming)
15:11 - Come on.
15:13 - I'm mad at you.
15:14 - This wasn't a good idea.
15:15 - It's not real.
15:16 - But I love the bunny.
15:18 - Aphmau, it's okay,
15:19 you don't have to attack the bunny pinata.
15:21 I'll do it for you.
15:22 - Wait, what?
15:23 - Come here, bunny.
15:24 (screaming)
15:25 - No, no, no.
15:26 - It's okay, it's okay.
15:28 - Maybe you wanna slow down a little bit.
15:31 - I love candy.
15:33 (laughing)
15:35 - Dog.
15:36 (screaming)
15:38 - Oh no.
15:39 - Maybe we should do something else.
15:41 (screaming)
15:43 - Okay, maybe some of those creepers did explode.
15:51 - Hey, the bunny's still alive, Aphmau.
15:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bunny's fine.
15:55 - Yeah, I'm gonna keep the bunny.
15:57 Oh my gosh.
15:58 - Okay, and I think that should do it.
16:03 (gasping)
16:04 - I wanna see, I wanna see, I wanna see.
16:05 (screaming)
16:07 I'm a new tiger.
16:09 - She's a what?
16:10 (growling)
16:11 - She's a pug.
16:13 - I think I outdid myself with this one.
16:15 - It's actually adorable.
16:16 - Zane, you're really good.
16:18 That looks really realistic.
16:20 - Yeah, it looks so real.
16:22 It's like I'm a real tiger.
16:23 (screaming)
16:25 - That's really realistic.
16:27 - That is a bit too realistic.
16:30 (screaming)
16:32 - It's a tiger.
16:33 - No, no, no, no, no.
16:34 - How did you become a tiger?
16:35 - No, no, no, no.
16:36 - I think I may have to use a special paint on this.
16:38 - Zane, what kind of special paint?
16:40 - Magic paint that I happen to have.
16:43 - Zane, can you change your pants?
16:46 - Yeah, I think she wants the sheep now.
16:49 - Yeah, I think--
16:51 - Oh, Pear's not gonna like this.
16:53 - Oh, but she's gonna fill up her belly.
16:54 She wants to have cake.
16:56 - You know, I'm going back to the bounce castle.
16:57 It seems safer there.
16:58 - Yeah, me too.
17:00 (bell dinging)
17:01 - Are you entirely sure about that?
17:03 (screaming)
17:05 - Zane, this has been the best birthday ever,
17:10 but the cake, and where's the special guest?
17:13 You said Santa was coming.
17:14 - Yeah, well, see, about that.
17:18 The reason Santa's not here--
17:20 - Where is the cake?
17:20 - Yeah, Santa.
17:22 - Yes, well, the cake--
17:23 - Santa, Santa, where's Santa?
17:26 - Yes, yes, well, you see, there's a good,
17:28 perfectly good explanation for that.
17:30 - I remember the tiger.
17:32 - Oh, wait, oh, what's that I hear right now?
17:37 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's me, Santa.
17:48 I'm here, it's me.
17:50 - Yep, right there.
17:53 - Yeah.
17:54 - It's so amazing you could make it.
17:56 - Yeah, I'm really glad, you know,
17:59 a special little boy told me
18:01 that it was a special little girl's birthday.
18:04 And what are you doing?
18:06 - Santa sounds really familiar.
18:07 - Yeah, this Santa looks really weird.
18:09 He smells weird.
18:11 - I mean, going down a bunch of chimneys
18:14 will do that for you.
18:15 - Where's the belly?
18:16 - What's going on, then?
18:18 - Where's your present, Santa?
18:19 - Plus, it's summer, it's hot,
18:21 this is a very hot suit, you know.
18:23 - Okay, fine, you know what, if you're Santa,
18:24 if you really are the real Santa,
18:25 make it snow right now.
18:26 - Yeah.
18:27 - Um, yeah, yeah, I can totally make it snow.
18:31 Let me just come over here and um, okay, um.
18:36 - Make it snow already.
18:42 - Ew.
18:43 - Gross.
18:44 - Ew.
18:45 - Oh.
18:46 - What happened?
18:46 You said Santa was gonna come.
18:49 - Okay, okay, I need to be honest about something.
18:52 - You forgot my birthday?
18:54 - No, I didn't forget about your,
18:56 I may have lied about Santa.
18:58 The reason Santa is not here is because
19:03 I called up his personal assistant
19:05 and she said Santa is stuck in Hawaii on vacation
19:08 because the airport overbooked his flight.
19:10 - What?
19:11 Then why did he use the reindeer?
19:13 - That man has consumed too many cookies
19:16 and all eight reindeer are on vacation.
19:18 Like, it takes all eight of them to pull that sleigh.
19:21 And sister, let me tell you,
19:22 getting all those reindeer to agree to pull Santa
19:24 while they're out with their families is not gonna happen.
19:27 Like, think of all the frequent flyer miles
19:29 that have to be spent on that.
19:30 - Yeah, that sounds about right.
19:31 - Well, you know what?
19:33 I bet the cake was a lie too, wasn't it?
19:35 I'm going home.
19:36 - What, no, wait, no, no, no.
19:37 - I'm moving out of Hawaii.
19:38 - Just wait a second.
19:39 - No.
19:40 - What the?
19:41 (angelic music)
19:42 - Zane, is this the cake?
19:44 - Yeah, that's it.
19:45 - Oh, my gosh, Zane.
19:47 - Wow, yeah, that is massive.
19:52 - That looks delicious.
19:52 - You didn't lie to me.
19:54 (crowd awing)
19:55 Thank you so much.
19:56 Oh, it's the best birthday ever.
19:58 - Okay, we have the cake now.
19:59 - Cut the cake, cut the cake, Ian.
20:01 - All right, cut the cake.
20:02 - Not like I'm gonna be able to stop you.
20:04 (bell ringing)
20:05 - Huh?
20:06 - What the, what, what, what, what, what?
20:09 What the?
20:10 - Oh, yeah.
20:12 (screaming)
20:13 - It's, it's another piñata.
20:16 Come here.
20:17 (screaming)
20:19 - No, no, no, no, no.
20:21 - You got a piñata.
20:23 - Oh, wow.
20:24 (angelic music)
20:25 - Oh, well, Bunny's still okay.
20:27 - Yay.
20:28 - Bunny's all right.
20:29 See, look at him.
20:30 - Oh, you're a good calf.
20:32 Good night.
20:33 - Be fine.
20:34 (screaming)
20:35 - Oh, maybe don't go near the bunny.
20:37 Oh, oh, yeah, don't go near the bunny.
20:38 - I'm just getting her a gift card next year.