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00:00 Shady I can't believe you put a piece of gum on the teacher's desk like that. I don't know what you're talking about
00:05 It was a good idea. No, that was definitely not a good idea
00:08 Why would you do that? The teacher was so mad. Yeah, and when he found it, he was like, whoa
00:13 Why is there gum on my desk? Oh my gosh. I'm surprised he didn't go to detention. Yeah. Whoa
00:19 Guys can you hear me? What just happened? I don't know. I just fell into a hole. Oh gosh. Oh my legs kind of hurt
00:28 I know we can't say that. Yeah, you know what? It's fine. I'm just gonna take a little rest right here
00:33 Give it to a straight doc. Well, looks like you lost nine of his hearts. I'm surprised. He's still alive. Wait nine hearts
00:40 I'm awake. Oh my gosh, Cass. You're awake. What happened? You fell into a sinkhole a sinkhole
00:47 Oh my gosh, the one right in front of the school. Yeah, that's a huge hazard. God
00:51 How'd you guys get me out of there? I don't know you should sue him for that though
00:55 Yeah, no kidding. And the doctor said you lost nine of your hearts permanently. What do you mean? Are you serious?
01:01 Yeah, I'm serious. What there's gotta be a way I can get my hearts back
01:05 Nope, they can't regenerate you lost them permanently
01:09 No, but if I have one heart that that means I have to be super careful and I can't take any damage or I'll die
01:14 Please
01:18 No, there's no medicine or anything. So good luck. Oh gosh. All right guys. Let's just go home then
01:24 But cash you only own one heart that makes it so easy for you to die
01:28 I know I just have to be super careful fall damage from this I could even kill you
01:34 I know stop making me think about it Nico. Okay, maybe we should test it out. No, what do you mean test it out?
01:39 Oh my gosh. Okay, but where's shady? Anyways, it wasn't here there with us. Nope. She's right here
01:45 Oh, hey guys, how'd the test results go? Not good. What happened? Is he like gonna be? Okay?
01:50 No, the doctor said I only have one heart one heart. Yes. Oh my gosh. That's kind of weird
01:56 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go home because I have to be careful. I can't get damaged by anything
02:00 Yeah, if you step on a rock you might die. I know. Oh my gosh. Don't make me think about it guys. Oh
02:06 Hey cash, you're supposed to work out with us today. Oh, well, I'm sorry bull
02:11 I kind of had an incident in front of the school today. Oh incidents are for wimps. Come on. What? No, I'm not going to the gym
02:17 You know, I could get hurt there. Why does that matter because I have one heart one heart. Yes
02:23 Am I supposed to believe that baloney? Yes. I mean the doctor literally told me I had it. Oh your wimp, but no
02:29 No, I regenerated bull is crazy I'm going back home before anything else happens to me. Yeah
02:40 I'm just going straight to bed. So nobody can harm me cash
02:43 You don't want to live your whole life like that though. I don't care
02:46 I'm staying in my house forever. And you know what? I'm calling someone over to help me too. Oh god
02:50 There must be a way to fix this. Nope. There's no way. Oh my gosh. I feel so bad for cash
02:55 I mean - I'll never be able to go on an adventure again
02:59 I'm just gonna go sit on my bed to where nobody can hurt me ever again and hold on
03:03 I need to talk to someone real quick. Hello minor
03:06 Yeah. Um, yes. Can you come over to my house and build me a barrier?
03:11 Because I'm on one heart and I can't have anything hurt me
03:15 Oh, yeah, I don't care how much it cost. Can you just come over immediately?
03:20 Okay, thank you perfect. Oh gosh
03:24 I know that's gonna cost a lot of money, but it needs to be done and they said they would do it immediately
03:28 So I better go check on it. Honestly, let's see. Oh, yes perfect. They're already starting on it. Hello miners
03:34 I don't understand what you guys are saying. But thank you for helping me. Oh gosh
03:41 It's probably really dangerous standing on the edge of this thing. Okay, just keep building guys
03:45 I'll pay you in cookies after this
03:47 All right, I have no idea what they're saying, but I'm just gonna let them do their work I'll just sit in here in the meantime
03:54 Hey, what do you want?
03:59 Oh, wait what you finished it. Oh my gosh, let me check it out. Oh my goodness
04:06 Please I'm on one heart I could die
04:15 That's not even funny to joke about the reason I got this dome is so that nothing could hurt me
04:20 What are you freaking out about?
04:23 I don't understand a single word. You're saying
04:26 What is it?
04:29 Payment. Oh, but yeah, I forgot I have to pay him. Okay. What do you want?
04:33 Yeah, I don't understand that. Oh gosh, don't get mad at me Koki. What is it Koki? Oh
04:42 Oh my gosh, you don't know how to spell correctly minor Kuki Oh cookie. I get it
04:47 Okay, fine. I'll get you a cookie, but that's all the way. It's always candy shop and I can't leave this dome
04:52 Okay, fine fine I'll get you the cookie just put me down
04:59 Geez, I really don't want to leave this place, but I guess I'll have to gosh
05:04 Fine, let's go get your cookie. Where's the other minor anyways?
05:09 No, did he go home or something? Yeah. Oh good one less person. I have to get a cookie for perfect
05:15 But what I have to get him for both of you guys
05:18 Gosh, I really don't feel comfortable being outside of my dome right now. Geez
05:24 Hey Zoe, can you hook us up with a cookie? I need to pay him. Oh sure. I can bake them right here
05:32 Oh, okay. How long is that gonna take? I really don't like being outside of my dome
05:37 Little bit of time. I have to heat up. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Zoe. Remember I'm only on one heart
05:42 Don't be lighting fires near me
05:44 Okay, they might take a little bit longer than
05:47 Jim, so it looks like the miners getting impatient and he's speaking to me through signs. You are
05:54 Idiot, I'm not an idiot
05:57 I'm getting you your cookie. Geez. Don't worry. I've got them. They're not as warm since I couldn't have the fire, but it's fine
06:05 Oh perfect. Okay. Thank you. Zoe. Now. Can I finally go back home?
06:09 I'm gonna take that as a yes time to go back to safety where nobody can hurt me
06:15 I don't understand what he's saying. I think he's going over to Mia's house. Okay. Well, see you minor
06:20 And close now. Nobody could touch me in here and no human interaction for the next three months
06:27 Oh gosh, Mia cash. Thank goodness. You're back. What are you doing in here? I'm supposed to have no human interaction
06:34 Well, since you are on one heart, I found out some information that could be useful to you. Wait, what?
06:40 Well, have you been researching this condition? Yes. I don't want anything to happen to you. Well, what'd you find out?
06:45 Well, I've been looking through newspaper articles books all that fun stuff and I found out you can actually earn your hearts back
06:52 Wait, seriously you can yeah, but they might not be the exact hearts but a heart nonetheless. I don't care
06:59 I just need my ten hearts back. Could you show me how to do it? Of course I can okay
07:04 Uh, do you think you can pick me up? I'm kind of scared to walk out there by myself. Of course
07:08 Oh my gosh, take me to get my hearts back. All right, cash. Here we are. Why are we going in your lab Mia?
07:14 Well first
07:16 You just hit my head on the doorway, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Anyways, what are you doing here?
07:23 Why do I hear a chicken? Whoa, you have a chicken in your lab Mia cash. This chicken is for you
07:29 Why I thought we were supposed to get my hearts back not play with chickens. That's exactly what we're doing. Go talk to him
07:35 Oh, uh, okay. Hello. Mr. Chicken. Yeah, what he can talk cash. I've been working on this all day. This should work. Oh
07:42 Okay, how can I get my hearts back? Mr. Chicken? You just gotta kill me. I gotta kill you. Yeah, Mia
07:49 I don't think I could do this. Hey, wait, what Nico is that you? Yeah, Mia
07:53 Place an ice block so don't spit on you an accident and then kill you. Oh my gosh, Mia
07:58 You didn't have to do that. Nico's not gonna kill me with a spit. I need to make sure you're extremely safe
08:02 Well, thanks for that. But Nico, how are we gonna get this thing off you? I don't know you should see Zoe
08:07 She has a computer on her head. Are you serious? Oh my gosh, Mia
08:11 That's pretty extreme, but there's no way you want me to kill this chicken just to get a heart
08:15 Well, I've been running some tests on him for a while. So I wired his brain. So he's ready to give you a heart
08:20 Oh gosh. All right cash. Here's your sword. Oh gosh. I don't know if I can do this. Yeah, just do it
08:26 Okay, are you ready? Mr. Chicken? Yeah, just do it. Kill me. Okay
08:30 I know Nico don't remind me of it. But wait, what is that? It worked a chicken heart
08:41 What does this even do wait Mia? I have two hearts now, but one of them is not regular
08:46 It looks like a chicken but a heart nonetheless. Oh, yeah, I guess so and wait what I have weird effects
08:53 Oh gosh, I didn't look into that part of this Mia. I have slow falling look
08:58 I'm falling slowly like a chicken. Wait Mia, you know what this means? What I take no fall damage because I'm slow falling
09:08 That's genius. I didn't even know that happened with the chicken heart. Oh my gosh, but I still only have two hearts
09:14 So is there any other way to get some more hearts?
09:17 Well, I was talking to shady earlier and he was talking about something at the pier at the pier
09:22 Uh, okay. You know what? I think we should go try it out if the chicken worked and that means anything else could work
09:27 Let's go. No, I think I see shady Mia. How'd you know he was gonna be here?
09:32 What is he not here true pay us shady? Oh, hey, what's up cash? What you doing? I'm just fishing
09:38 Oh, yeah, true. Well Mia told me that you knew a way that I could get another heart new away
09:43 Oh, yeah, I suggested that you could kill a dolphin. Wait, what?
09:46 Why do I have to keep killing animals for these hearts? Well, you got to get him somehow. Ah, Mia, is this true?
09:51 Do I really have to kill that dolphin to get its heart? I mean from what I read there had to be a sacrifice
09:56 Huh? Geez, okay fine. Do I just do it with the same sword? Yeah, it's looking like that. Oh, geez. Okay. I'm sorry
10:05 Mr. Dolphin, but I have to do this. Oh gosh, I feel so bad. Oh
10:08 Gosh, dude shady. I did it. It's down there. See it. Yes. I see it. I'll get it myself
10:14 Jeez dolphin heart. Whoa, it looks kind of cool. Can I kill something not friendly next time? Oh, geez
10:20 I have it on now. Whoa, that's cool. What can you do with it? I have no idea
10:25 It doesn't look like I'm any faster, but wait, I'm not losing any bubbles
10:29 Dolphins can breathe underwater. So oh, yeah true shady. Look I could just stay down here forever. Wait, really? Yes. This is awesome
10:36 Okay, can I kill something not friendly this time? Wait, Mia, do you think maybe he could do a zombie or something?
10:42 I don't know about zombie but I do know about spiders. Oh, yeah, we can go kill a spider. That's not that bad
10:48 Okay. Well, where do we go like the nearest cave or something? I guess so. All right on the way we go
10:53 Let's go. I'm following you shady. I don't see any spiders over here. And why do we have to bring Nico along?
10:58 Hey, what do you mean? Yeah. Well, you just have an ice block on your head
11:01 I can barely even hear you. Yeah, am I muffled a little bit? What about now? Nope, you're still muffled
11:07 It's a fine he's not gonna spit on me well cash did get some pretty cool hearts so fine Nico you could take it off
11:15 Okay. Hey, wait a second. I think I hear something. Wait, I do too. Does it sound like a spider? It's in the tree
11:21 Oh, oh gosh, don't it's gonna hurt us. I need to kill it. Oh, it's just a little baby spider
11:26 Wait, what they can talk to?
11:29 Why did the spider have to be so cute mr. Spider I have to kill you for your heart
11:38 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's okay. I've lived long enough. Go ahead. Oh what now I feel bad
11:43 Oh, go ahead. Just kill me. Just kill me. Yes, you can't I don't Dico. I can't do this
11:48 Uh, yes, you have to take my heart. It's going to a good cause gosh. Okay. Fine. Mr. Spider. I'll do it. I'm sorry
11:55 Wait what he dropped a spider heart. Oh my gosh, that looks so cool though. I know wait, what if I put it on?
12:04 What do I get anything? You should try to climb something. Oh, yeah true. Oh my gosh. You're so right
12:10 This is so awesome and I have slow falling and I could breathe underwater you unlock that many abilities cash
12:16 Yes, I want to be a collector of hearts. This is so cool
12:20 Okay, what else can I do? Hmm? I don't know. I guess you're gonna have to find out by unlocking more hearts
12:25 How many do you need? Well 10 obviously so six more. Yep. Wait, Nico. Weren't you talking to Frank earlier? Oh gosh
12:33 We can't take one from a mushroom. Wait, why not?
12:37 Yes, but I need more hearts come on guys, let's go oh my gosh, let's talk to Frank Frank are you in here?
12:43 Hello Frank. Oh
12:44 Look, how it is. I can't get through your door. I keep accidentally climbing on it. Oh, well, you're weird. So whatever no
12:50 I'm not weird. It's because I have a custom heart a custom heart. Yes. I have a spider heart. Look I can climb anything
12:57 I want
12:59 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure we can get mushroom hearts so I was wondering if I could kill you wow, wow, wow
13:05 What no just get it from one of the other mushrooms. What do you mean? But isn't every mushroom the same?
13:11 Yeah, but once you guys kill me, um, how am I supposed to help you? True? Okay, you know what?
13:16 I'll just go get it from Todd then not what what will Todd is cool. Don't kill him
13:21 Oh, then which one do I kill just get it from the ground? There's mushroom outside
13:25 You don't even have to kill one. You can do that since when wait, have you guys been killing things this whole time?
13:32 Yeah, oh dear wait, so you're saying I could just get a heart from this thing. Yeah, just harvest it. Okay. Boom. Oh wait
13:39 What Frank I'm pretty sure you dropped that. I don't know what you're talking about
13:42 No, you did you probably killed a mushroom and got that for yourself. No. Yes, you did Frank. I saw it
13:48 Get away from me. Goodbye. Enjoy your heart. You know, whatever at least I got the heart anyways guys
13:53 Let's go. I guess that's a success. Yeah, but what would a mushroom heart even give me access to a limited mushrooms?
14:00 Nico I don't think that's what it is
14:02 Maybe it'll give you like regeneration or something. I don't know. I'll try it out. Someone hit me. Ouch
14:08 Oh, it did kind of make me regenerate fast. What if I just hit you shady? Um, what just happened?
14:14 Yes, I think the mushroom heart gives me strength and he's gone forever. No shady. I can't believe I killed him
14:20 It was an accident
14:22 Go home now. I have super strength. I could kill anything in one hit. That's a problem. Well, maybe it's not a problem
14:29 Maybe I could use it to kill the next thing. Okay, and Mia, would you know what that is?
14:33 I guess I could probably do a zombie heart. Yeah, that's a good idea and zombies are hostile
14:37 But do you guys know where shady respond? I'll be back at his house. Oh, yeah, he's probably relaxing there
14:43 Let's just go get the next heart for ourselves. Then. Yep. This forest is super creepy
14:46 What you can talk I'm chill like that you're why can every mob in this city talk and why are they always so nice
14:58 Yeah, I guess this is just square city activities. Yeah, mr. Zombie. I think I have to kill you for your heart
15:05 Oh, bro, you don't gotta worry about all that. I could just
15:08 Hang on. What are you doing?
15:11 Zombie oh my gosh. What is he holding? Oh, what the heck did you just rip your own heart out?
15:26 But no, oh my gosh, yes, they can't live without hearts. Yeah Nico, I think you're wrong
15:32 Anyways, at least I got the zombie heart Wow. Okay, I'm gonna put it on. Oh what happened? Do you feel any different?
15:38 Not really. I do feel kind of stronger though. Mia. Try hitting me with a sword. Oh gosh, okay, just trust me
15:46 I guess he has enough hearts now. So go. Yeah, sorry cash. It's okay. Oh that only did half a heart
15:52 What half a heart? It's a gold sword. Try another ice sword. All right, trust me. Just do it. Come on. Sorry
15:58 What that did no hearts?
16:01 Keep hitting me be a keep hitting me. It's doing nothing
16:04 I'm literally indestructible right now. We what that's what I'm saying. Wait, I could just combo you to the moon. Yeah, I guess so
16:16 Okay, it still hurts oh, sorry cash jeez what else can I get these hearts are starting to get OP
16:22 I don't know. I think we ran out of mobs
16:24 Hmm we could find more I say we go talk to the miners. Oh, yeah, they definitely know let's go miners miners
16:30 Are you in here? Hello miners?
16:32 Hey toast miner, where's the other guy?
16:36 So I could have swore he's always with you up. I guess it's just you today. Oh
16:41 Never mind. He's right there
16:44 Anyways, I was wondering if you guys know of any mobs that I could kill to get their hearts. Maybe I can get a toast heart
16:50 Just kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding. Oh that doesn't even hurt I take like no damage
16:56 Nico where you going? I'm gonna go right over there. Oh my gosh. Well Mia, are you gonna stay with me?
17:05 I suppose okay. Well, anyways, do you guys know where I can find a mob?
17:09 I have no idea what you're saying. Oh, okay. Yeah put down the sign
17:14 Bart what is a Bart?
17:16 Ball to me it do you know what they're talking about?
17:20 Let me see mobs bat. They're talking about a bat. Oh a bad really? Oh
17:25 My gosh, you spelled it wrong three times minor
17:29 That is BAT
17:33 Wait, what what is that? Oh my gosh, wait a parkour. What is that for?
17:41 I think they want us to do it
17:43 That makes a lot of sense, okay, come on Mia we got this here we go Mia come on what happened?
17:50 Oh cash, I can't keep going. I don't have any other effects. Oh, yeah
17:54 I didn't even realize that you can't complete the parkour without slow falling. No, I keep missing the jumps. Jeez. Okay, you know what?
18:01 I'll just do it myself. And then once I get the bat heart, I'll come back here. Okay. Okay, I'll be back gosh
18:06 I completely forgot this park would be impossible without these hearts, but it's okay
18:10 I'll do it by myself for everyone and the slow falling making it super easy. I could just glide down to every single part
18:16 Let's go. But hey, wait, what what do I do here? There's no bat here. And how do I get up there?
18:22 Oh, wait, I forgot. I have the spider hearts. I could just climb the walls myself. This is super easy
18:27 And what is that? Is this a bat? That thing is huge and I need to make sure not to fall on this gosh
18:31 I'm coming. Hello, mr. Bat. I'm here to take your heart
18:35 What well you see I kind of need it because I'm collecting a bunch of custom hearts right now
18:41 So, can I please take it from you?
18:43 Well, how else am I supposed to get a bat heart
18:47 You see I can't really do that I'm not a bat so I need yours
18:53 Okay, but can you at least tell my family I love them? Oh gosh. Yeah, I'll tell them get up here
19:02 But I'm just kind of stuck in your cobwebs, this is so gross
19:05 Well, I'm sorry I have to do this but oh my gosh, I just killed that bat in one hit are you serious that bat heart
19:16 Is gigantic and what does it give me? Wait, what? Oh my gosh. I could fly everywhere now like a bat
19:22 I have to go show my friends this Mia. I got the bad heart. Oh, I gotta watch out for this lava - Mia
19:27 Mia you have to see this. Where are you? Oh gosh. Thank goodness. You're back. Oh, you have a chair
19:33 Yeah, I got pretty bored. You took a while. Oh, that's pretty cool. But look at me I can fly
19:37 Oh my gosh, you are flat. Wait, what's on your back? But what do you mean? What's on my back? Oh my gosh
19:42 I think I grew bat wings. That's crazy. I know right and now I have a total of seven hearts
19:49 Okay, so that means you only need three more
19:51 Yeah, and I think I know how to get three more all you have to do to get hearts is kill something, right?
19:56 Yeah, so Mia, can I just have your heart? No, you can't what if you take my heart you probably won't get any abilities
20:03 Oh, yeah, true, but I want to see if I can get a human heart. Mr. Minor. Wait. No, you're not a human
20:09 You're a piece of toast. I can't take your heart. Come on, Mia
20:13 I have no idea what he's saying Mia. Do you understand him? Not at all. Oh my gosh. Oh, hello Nico. Oh, hi
20:21 Yeah
20:24 Because I killed a bat and now I can fly
20:27 Isn't it awesome. Oh my gosh
20:31 Try oh, yeah, I got you get over here Nico
20:37 Wait, Mia, why didn't Enderman follow you out? Ah back to my work. Wait, where are you going? Mr. Enderman?
20:45 All right. I'm going to my coffee shop. Can I come with you? Yeah. Oh, okay. Let's go. I really needed this coffee
20:50 Thank you. Mr. Enderman, of course bucko. I'm kind of collecting hearts right now
20:54 So do you think I could kill you for your Enderman heart? No, dude, just drink the coffee
20:59 I'm pretty sure you get a heart from that. Wait, what? No, you don't understand Enderman
21:03 You can only get it from killing things. You don't understand. Just drink the coffee. Yeah, whatever. I'm drinking it
21:09 See nothing hap wait what? Oh my gosh. I have another heart. Yeah, I told you what does a coffee heart do anyways?
21:16 Oh gosh, uh, Mia, I think I'm a little fast. Oh my gosh cash. Where are you going?
21:20 I can't control myself me a helper
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