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Michelle Buteau from Netflix's 'Survival of The Thickest' plays Never Have I Ever.

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00:00 Hey everyone, I'm Michelle Buteau

00:01 and this is Never Have I Ever.

00:03 Not with Mindy Kaling on Netflix.

00:05 It's just a game 'cause someone went to Kinko's.

00:07 - FedEx Express.

00:08 - Oh, I'm so sorry, FedEx Express, okay.

00:12 (upbeat music)

00:15 Have I ever lied to get out of a speeding ticket?

00:19 No, with this face?

00:25 Nope.

00:28 I always say I just started my period

00:30 and they just look at me silently like you did.

00:32 Works every time.

00:33 Have I ever dumped someone over text?

00:35 No, I have never done that

00:37 because I'm a responsible bitch

00:40 and I feel like I can go somebody to their face.

00:43 I have never paid for a comedy show

00:44 and left because it was bad,

00:47 but I have left comedy shows that I've been on

00:51 'cause I don't need to see that bullshit.

00:53 - Have you ever overdrafted a bank account?

00:56 - How dare you?

00:58 How dare you?

01:00 I got top titty meat, back fat,

01:02 and I got a balance to check.

01:03 That's not fair.

01:04 Have I ever lied about my age?

01:06 Never, I'm proud.

01:09 45 from the waist up, 21 from the waist down.

01:11 Bitch!

01:13 Have I ever seen a ghost?

01:14 Oh my God, I have.

01:15 - Where?

01:16 - No.

01:17 See, these people, they wanna invoke the spirit and shit

01:19 and I gotta go home with it.

01:20 Have I ever got skinny dipping?

01:22 Yeah, but I call it plus size dipping.

01:25 I actually went to the beach and then like,

01:28 two weeks later I had a pearl under my titty.

01:30 There was sand under my boob.

01:32 I didn't know if you knew how it worked.

01:34 Have I become a member of the Mile High Club?

01:37 I'm a size 1820.

01:38 I could barely get in the seat

01:39 that I paid too much money for.

01:41 Are you serious?

01:42 I go into that bathroom and it's like

01:43 I'm breastfeeding everything in the bathroom anyways.

01:45 So no, we could barely find the hole when I'm in a bed.

01:50 (upbeat music)

Michelle Buteau Plays Never Have I Ever | Billboard

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