• l’année dernière
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00:00 Chappelle, Rock, Burr, Wong, Mullaney, Maniscalco, Kreischer, Hart.
00:12 Netflix paid them handsomely.
00:15 And with whatever money they had left over, they got this guy.
00:19 I grew up in Louisiana. I grew up a lot of homophobia.
00:24 I grew up with a guy who hated gay people.
00:26 He was obsessed with gay guys taking the rainbow.
00:28 That was like his big beef. Gay guys took the rainbow.
00:31 I'm like, that might be the gayest complaint you've ever heard in my entire life.
00:35 I'm doing alright. You know, I had sex with my wife today, or as she calls it, micro-dosing.
00:40 And I remember one time I left the abortion clinic with a lady and there was a guy protesting.
00:46 And he goes, "You're a goddamn murderer."
00:48 I was like, "I don't know about murderer. I really more just hired a hitman."
00:51 Yeah, men even treat their dicks like kids.
00:55 We wash it, we take care of it, we name it.
00:58 We go, "You want to see a photo?" People go, "No, thank you."
01:01 The only difference is you beat your kid at the mall, nobody stops you.
01:05 Another reason why women are better than men, you don't see a lot of female school shooters.
01:12 What's going on there?
01:14 I googled it, there's been two.
01:16 Anybody ever heard of them?
01:18 Whether it's gun violence or the WNBA.
01:20 Nobody's watching these female shooters.
01:24 The special he's been waiting for.
01:26 Alright! Yeah! Hey! Comedy!