In the middle of a performance of the play "Le Cocu", a very bad boulevard, Yannick gets up and interrupts the show to t | dG1fNU9MRkNIdkhhMkE
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00:00 The guy who stings my wife and I have to be nice to him?
00:02 Yes, be nice!
00:03 He caught a terrible bacteria when he was doing a safari in Kenya.
00:07 You want me to commit suicide? That's not possible!
00:10 And what's the next part of the show?
00:12 You're going to tell me you're pregnant?
00:13 Yes!
00:14 Yes!
00:15 Sorry.
00:17 I think there's a problem with your story.
00:19 I can't accept that a show that's supposed to cheer me up
00:22 is giving me the opposite effect.
00:23 No, but I think you're not realizing it at all, sir,
00:26 but in fact, what you're doing is not right at all.
00:28 Are you listening to what I'm saying or am I pissing on a violin?
00:32 There's no way this is going to continue.
00:33 Do you want to torture me or what?
00:35 Sir, what exactly do you want us to do?
00:36 What do you want us to do?
00:37 We can't go on a date at any time, okay?
00:42 No, I'm not playing this. It's too much shit.
00:47 You saw the French votes. It's invisible.
00:49 We don't care. We do it and that's it. It's not serious.
00:52 Yes, it is serious.
00:53 We're going to look like idiots in front of everyone.
00:55 Shit! We have to do something, guys.
00:56 I'm doing it. I don't want to die.
00:58 Die of what?
00:59 Paul, listen to me.
01:00 If you get us out of here, I'm sleeping with you.
01:04 What? Wait.
01:05 I promise you.
01:06 If you get us out of this shit, you're sleeping with me.
01:08 As you want.
01:09 In front, behind, in hell.
01:11 As you want. But neutralize this guy.
01:12 Hey!
01:13 What?
01:13 But you're not well.
01:14 I don't give a shit anymore.
01:16 We're not going on a date at any time.
01:21 Okay?
01:22 I don't care.
01:23 I don't care.
01:24 I don't care.
01:26 I don't care.
01:28 I don't care.
01:30 You
01:32 You
01:35 You
01:38 You
01:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]