You People Bande-annonce (TR)
Transcript
00:00 - Ah ah ah ah ah... - Ezra !
00:02 - Hey !
00:02 - What are you up to these days ? Got a girlfriend ? - No.
00:06 - But you don't like getting pussy ? - Oh...
00:09 - Hearing the word "pussy" come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it.
00:12 - Back again, up in this mother... - I'm never gonna meet a woman who understands me.
00:17 - I don't think I've heard of a man ever who wanted to be in a relationship so badly besides Drake.
00:21 - I'm talking Views Drake.
00:23 - They hear that loud, ooh !
00:24 - I feel like Views Drake, alone, on a building, dangling my legs off, wondering what it's like to feel companionship.
00:29 - Ah ah ah ah ! - What the fuck ! What the fuck ! What are you doing ?
00:33 - Oh my God ! Oh my God ! Help ! I'm being attacked !
00:35 - You're okay ! But you're not getting five stars ! - Uber driver !
00:39 - I mean, honestly, you guys are twins !
00:41 - Oh my God, wait, she really does look like me.
00:44 - I'm sorry, this was insane. Let me make it up to you.
00:49 - You're dating a black girl ?
00:51 - I've never felt so understood by somebody in my entire life.
00:55 - Whether you like it or not, we kinda go together now.
00:58 - You're my boo, come on.
00:59 - I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
01:02 - Do you plan to talk to her family ?
01:04 - Yeah, I just haven't had the chance to meet them.
01:05 - What's going on ? Tell me about life, how are you ?
01:09 - This is your white granddaddy come back to haunt me.
01:14 - What ? Now this is my fault ?
01:15 - So you wanna marry my daughter ?
01:18 - Yes, yes I do.
01:20 - Well Ezra, you can try.
01:23 - But they hate me.
01:26 - Well you honestly say that your family is excited to have my black ass in the picture.
01:30 - Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful.
01:35 - I think the police are fucked up towards black people.
01:40 - I like your braids.
01:42 - Thank you.
01:43 - Exhibit head braids.
01:44 - We've built a pretty awesome life together.
01:50 - We just need to protect it.
01:51 - Oh, so you're all muslim ?
01:54 - Very much so.
01:55 - I love it.
01:56 - This koufi that I'm wearing was actually a gift from the honorable Louis Farrakhan.
02:01 - Are you familiar with the minister's work ?
02:03 - Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the jews.
02:06 - You know what, let's have dinner.
02:07 - Your family, my family.
02:16 - I don't know how this is gonna work.
02:20 - Well, we were technically OG slaves.
02:23 - Are you trying to compare the holocaust to slavery ?
02:26 - Are you guys the potatoes ?
02:27 - Our people came here with nothing like everybody else.
02:30 - They're very uncomfortable conversations.
02:33 - Can we ever figure out what happened with the potatoes and the ETA on those ?
02:37 - Hey, what's up with white cuz ?
02:43 - Am I white cuz ?
02:44 - Well, I'm not.
02:46 - I'm white cuz for sure.
02:47 - I'm white cuz for sure.
02:49 - I'm white cuz for sure.
02:51 - To be continued...
02:54 To be continued...
02:58 To be continued...
03:02 To be continued...
03:08 [SILENCE]