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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:05 Hi, I'm Gus Kubitschek
00:07 I just met the girl of my dreams
00:10 But there's one little problem
00:13 Gus is such a nice guy, a terrifically nice guy
00:17 But I'm sort of involved with someone already
00:20 So my crazy sister decided to turn me into every woman's fantasy
00:24 I can make Emily fall in love with you
00:27 What we're gonna need is instant devastation
00:31 Let the transformation begin
00:34 *musique*
00:37 My name's Lobo, Lobo Moronga
00:47 What are you doing?
00:51 I thought you'd show me the scenic wonders here, Bats
00:54 Oh no, I have to get back to work
00:56 *musique*
01:00 Yes, yes, yes
01:02 You seem to be searching for something that's in the eyes
01:07 I would suggest a pair of bikini briefs
01:10 Are you gay?
01:12 No, I am not
01:13 Great, are you free of disease?
01:14 I've got an ingrown toenail, but Emily, I am...
01:16 Don't talk, that's all I wanted to know
01:18 I don't like lying to her
01:21 Lizzie, I cannot do this anymore, it is over
01:24 You are inches away from where you want to be
01:28 I don't like that it's Lobo she's crazy about, not the real me
01:31 She loves beard stubble and a pair of contact lenses
01:34 Ellen, please, Ellen
01:36 I've got to tell her the truth
01:38 If she finds out for herself, I'm a dead man
01:41 But do me a favor, if you see her first, don't tell her it's me
01:46 Hemdale Film Corporation presents
01:49 Steve Guttenberg, Jamie Girtz, Kyle MacLachlan and Shelley Long as Lizzie
01:56 Don't tell her it's me
01:58 Oh God
02:03 To be continued...
02:06 Merci.