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00:00 - Hey, were you in the city last night?
00:01 - Find my friends is for emergencies only.
00:04 - Was it cute?
00:05 - Firefighter.
00:07 - Hot.
00:07 - Love you.
00:08 - Love you more.
00:09 ♪ I gave you a bottle of your love ♪
00:11 - Please tell me you have an extra.
00:13 - Oh!
00:14 - Tell your grown-ass daughter to do her own damn shirt.
00:17 - My baby needs me.
00:18 - I brought one for each of you.
00:20 - Thank you.
00:20 - She needs a boyfriend.
00:23 - What do you want?
00:24 - A unicorn.
00:25 - Hey, are you Mary?
00:27 - This is my mom.
00:28 - I think you two might hit it off.
00:30 See you around.
00:31 - I think that was a unicorn.
00:33 - What's going on?
00:35 - Someone's coming.
00:36 - I don't wanna meet him.
00:38 - You didn't think I'd call, huh?
00:39 - What does he do?
00:40 - Business man.
00:42 - What business?
00:43 - Well, he was all up in my business last night.
00:45 - I know, you like it heated.
00:48 - No, I like it hot.
00:49 - Gross.
00:50 - Ew.
00:51 - He seems nice.
00:52 - This has...
00:52 - Chocolate.
00:53 - Makes you feel kinda bad for the guy.
00:55 - I think she takes me.
00:56 - Hey.
00:58 - She thinks you're nuts.
00:59 - She may be right.
01:00 - We were at Bruce's friends last week.
01:02 - After skydiving.
01:04 - You jumped out of a plane without telling me.
01:05 Don't you think this is all moving a little fast?
01:07 - Will you marry me?
01:08 - Is he blackmailing you?
01:11 - I'm in love.
01:13 - This is fun.
01:14 We can handle this.
01:15 (screaming)
01:17 - I'm Josh.
01:18 This is the part where you tell me your name.
01:19 - Are you gonna sue me?
01:20 - No, but you can buy me a drink.
01:22 - Is the fiance an absolute twit?
01:25 - My mom's just not really big on commitment.
01:27 - I swore I would never again sleep with someone who snores.
01:31 And God knows I didn't wanna share a bathroom with somebody
01:34 but I know this is right for me.
01:36 - Kate.
01:37 - Oh, you're a doctor.
01:38 - Optometrist.
01:39 - An optimistic optometrist.
01:41 - Do you see things clearly through those colored glasses?
01:43 - This may be your first rodeo, but it's not mine.
01:46 I was fairly content on my own
01:48 when you handed me your mother's number.
01:50 - You changed her mind?
01:51 - Your mother.
01:52 - Okay, let's get your measurements.
01:55 The undergarments lay the foundation.
01:57 - Mom.
01:58 - Oh.
01:59 - You know, we get so many mothers and daughters
02:00 and it's just usually like...
02:02 - Shut up.
02:04 - It's perfect.
02:05 - Let's try a veil.
02:06 - Now it's too much.
02:09 - Keep this for me, sweetheart.
02:11 - Yeah.
02:12 - Yeah, you've gotta take it home
02:13 because he can't see it.
02:14 - I don't wanna tear it.
02:22 - Do it now!
02:23 - I'm a doctor, it's okay.
02:25 (upbeat music)
02:27 - Left foot yellow.
02:29 - Maya?
02:30 - Josh.
02:31 - You look good.
02:32 - Oh God.
02:33 - You do look good.
02:34 [Musique]
02:37 !