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00:36 Do you need any help?
00:42 No, thank you.
00:44 I have made a PPT.
00:50 On PowerPoint.
00:54 Yes, but you can't make it in Excel, right?
00:59 Don't challenge me.
01:00 The head office has appointed a new HR head.
01:05 Madhukar Pandey.
01:07 And his first assignment is 'Anekta Diwas'.
01:10 A special day to promote tolerance and diversity.
01:14 By the way, this was my concept.
01:17 I haven't done it in 7 years, it doesn't mean that I should come up with some other idea.
01:21 Madhukar is a senior, but I am much more senior.
01:27 I am not scared of anyone's father.
01:29 Except my father.
01:31 My father was addicted to drinks.
01:33 I will do it.
01:35 What?
01:38 Sorry sir, I can't hear you.
01:41 Is it necessary to do this now?
01:45 Yes, there are many thieves in this office.
01:49 They should also know who they are messing with.
01:51 Yes sir, I was saying that your order...
01:55 I will put my name on everything.
01:57 Sir, hold on for a minute.
02:01 Hello.
02:08 Yes sir, now I can hear you clearly.
02:10 So I...
02:12 I will do what I have to do.
02:19 Mithil cards are my biggest client.
02:24 I call him once every year.
02:26 And with that one call, I get 25% commission for the entire year.
02:32 So every year, I order a Raj Kachori from Royal Suite.
02:36 For myself. A special price.
02:39 This year I am going to stick a premium card paper batch on him.
02:43 Am I overdoing it?
02:45 What is this?
02:49 Fidget spinner.
02:51 What happens with this?
02:53 Nothing. I just keep spinning it.
02:55 Okay, give it to me.
02:58 Buy it yourself, or else you will keep asking me for it.
03:02 Okay.
03:04 Next time when I come with a fidget spinner, I won't give it to you.
03:08 Only me and TP will play.
03:10 Excuse me.
03:18 Excuse me.
03:21 Sir, there is no order.
03:22 Conference room.
03:24 Salim!
03:27 What is it?
03:29 The honour of the Mughal Empire, the butter naan is in your hands, Your Majesty.
03:34 Where should I start?
03:36 My name is Salim.
03:38 According to my chaddah, I have four wives.
03:41 I wear a sherwani on a daily basis, hold a rose in my hand and recite Urdu poetry.
03:46 Now who will explain this stupidity?
03:50 Even a wise person doesn't like it.
03:51 She feels sick after seeing it.
03:53 Come on everyone, get inside.
03:55 Conference room.
03:57 Rinchen!
03:59 Not China border, we have to go to the conference room.
04:02 Hi Mr. Mithal, I am Amit from Wilkins Shabla.
04:05 Sir, about the sales...
04:07 We have to end the Wilker intolerance.
04:09 Come on.
04:11 Sir, I am sorry. I will call you later.
04:13 Sorry.
04:16 Sir, we believe that we all have a core value system.
04:19 One.
04:21 Even if our languages, our religions are different.
04:24 Correct.
04:26 The British wanted to divide us.
04:28 Did we divide? No, we didn't.
04:30 Because none of us are Muslim, Christian, SC, ST.
04:33 We are all Indians, buddy.
04:35 Actually, I want to make a point here.
04:38 We don't need to hide our identities.
04:43 Identity is a good thing, but we should accept each other's uniqueness.
04:47 And this is called tolerance.
04:49 See, tolerance can also be a bad word.
04:55 We are not here to just tolerate each other.
04:58 We are here to learn from each other.
05:01 We are here to understand each other.
05:04 We tolerate mosquitoes and the government.
05:07 Yes, look at me.
05:12 I have never done anything wrong.
05:14 I tolerate Deepika Padukone as much as I tolerate my maid.
05:18 Please, Adi.
05:22 I request you to conduct this session for me.
05:25 Yes, of course.
05:27 It would be better if you sit down.
05:29 So, now we will...
05:39 So, now we will...
05:40 So, now we will come to the subject of intolerance in the workspace.
05:51 The H.O. had surveyed this subject.
05:55 And it is very interesting that many people have mentioned one of Jagdeep's items.
06:01 This is definitely Kutty's doing.
06:06 He finds my Madrasi Anna item insulting.
06:09 Now, if the Tarak Mata can show it, why can't I?
06:14 Is there democracy in this country or not?
06:17 I want one of you to repeat what Jagdeep said.
06:22 Why would anyone else repeat it? I will tell him myself.
06:24 No, please, Jagdeep. You sit down.
06:26 I want to hear it from him.
06:28 Yes, Sakleji, tell me.
06:30 I remember a little bit.
06:32 Yes, tell me.
06:35 Jagdeep sir makes a strange voice and then says,
06:39 "Look, I am a Madrasi man. I wear lungi.
06:44 And look, I eat sambar and rice."
06:47 Sakleji, I am number one in sewing.
06:49 And his father can't even do comedy.
06:52 My language is also so different.
06:56 Sakleji, please, please, please, Sakleji, please sit down.
06:58 You are ruining my delivery timing.
07:02 I will tell him. I will tell him myself.
07:05 I am a Madrasi man.
07:07 M-A-L-L-B
07:09 I sell coconuts.
07:11 Give me 325, I will put a coconut on your head.
07:14 I will pick up a lungi and make a disco coconut.
07:17 I will eat sambar with my hands.
07:20 I will eat it like this.
07:22 I will lick the rasam with my nails.
07:24 First of all, I am from Kochi, not Madras.
07:28 So, actually, all this doesn't apply to me.
07:31 Still, I complained.
07:33 How many times to hear the same joke?
07:36 Wanna come? Come.
07:38 Don't wanna come? Don't come.
07:40 I will take a snake. It's a snake.
07:46 A snake will bite you.
07:48 It won't laugh.
07:50 It will bite you.
07:52 Stop it.
07:54 Mind it.
08:00 Mind it.
08:01 We just saw an example of intolerance.
08:11 But how to stop it?
08:14 In Wilkins Shabla, we believe that any one of us can become a hero.
08:21 All you need is honesty, equality, respect and open-mindedness.
08:26 Sir, our definition is something else.
08:29 Yes, Mr. Mishra, tell us.
08:30 According to us, a hero is someone who fights for his beliefs.
08:35 Fighting for your beliefs. Good.
08:37 Like we have an army of friends.
08:40 We go to the park every Sunday with sticks and surround couples.
08:46 And then, we fight.
08:49 Mr. Mishra, I think this is not the job of a hero.
08:52 Why, sir? Our photo is also published in the newspaper.
08:54 Yes, okay. Thank you, TV. Sit.
08:57 Pandey, your hero has become a flop.
09:00 Let's think of something new and catchy.
09:03 More important than honesty is trust.
09:07 Imagination.
09:09 Teamwork.
09:11 Which gives satisfaction.
09:13 This is what we need.
09:15 We all grew up on this.
09:17 What do you think? Is this catchy?
09:19 Sir.
09:21 Yes, tell me.
09:23 There is a little problem. Why?
09:25 I am not able to find a job.
09:26 I am not able to find a job.
09:28 I am not able to find a job.
09:30 I am not able to find a job.
09:32 I am not able to find a job.
09:34 I am not able to find a job.
09:36 I am not able to find a job.
09:38 I am not able to find a job.
09:40 I am not able to find a job.
09:42 I am not able to find a job.
09:44 I am not able to find a job.
09:46 I am not able to find a job.
09:48 I am not able to find a job.
09:50 I am not able to find a job.
09:52 I am not able to find a job.
09:54 I am asking you right now.
09:55 At 12 o'clock.
09:57 You called your Gujarati employee a fool.
10:04 So, should I have called him a fool?
10:06 Keep your letter.
10:08 Jagdeep, whatever you think.
10:11 HO doesn't want any more complaints.
10:13 Please sign.
10:15 [Signing]
10:16 Thank you.
10:30 These are the employee guidelines.
10:32 Please check them once.
10:34 What does the head office think?
10:39 They made Jagdeep Shadda quiet by getting a paper signed.
10:44 They don't know me.
10:45 Jagdeep Shadda is the kind of a guy.
10:47 Nobody tells Shadda what to do.
10:49 Shadda tells nobody what to do.
10:51 Hello, is Mr. Amital there?
10:55 Oh, okay.
10:59 No, no, just tell him that Amit had called from Wilkins Shawla.
11:03 Okay, I will call you after lunch.
11:08 Okay, sir. Okay.
11:11 Okay.
11:12 Every member of Wilkins Shawla should respect others' religion, language and beliefs.
11:24 Did you see?
11:26 Employee guidelines.
11:28 Enough of lecturing.
11:31 Did you get anything from Madhukar's nonsense?
11:37 Did you learn anything?
11:39 No, right? No.
11:41 That's why I will have my session after lunch.
11:44 I will show you what intolerance is.
11:48 Let's see what intolerance is.
11:53 A short film by Jagdeep Shadda.
11:56 TP, play the video.
12:06 Look at this person. Who is he?
12:10 Marathi? Punjabi? Bihari?
12:14 Does a Bihari's blood differ from a Marathi's blood?
12:19 Does a Jat's blood have blue blood?
12:23 Or are we all one from inside?
12:29 Why don't we take out this person's blood and see what he is from inside?
12:34 What is he from inside?
12:35 Sorry, sir.
12:41 Sorry, sir.
12:54 Stop it.
12:57 Any questions?
13:00 Sir.
13:03 That's it?
13:04 Yes, that's all for the lunch break.
13:07 What was that? I didn't understand.
13:10 If TP's blood was blue, I would have understood.
13:13 Coward.
13:15 Sorry, sir.
13:17 Forget all this video shit.
13:19 Let's try to understand each other.
13:23 I will start.
13:26 I am Jagdeep Shadda.
13:31 I am Punjabi.
13:33 Or should we say, Punjabi.
13:36 As you know, I am from Faridabad, Delhi NCR.
13:41 Is my region best in India? Yes.
13:44 Is my religion best? Yes.
13:47 But just because I am North Indian and from a high caste,
13:50 doesn't mean I don't respect the rest of the people of the country.
13:54 So you mean to say that we are all lower than the North Indians?
14:00 Look at the map of India.
14:02 Technically, everyone is lower and we are upper.
14:05 Anyway, forget about me.
14:07 Tell me about your backgrounds.
14:10 Does anyone want to say anything?
14:12 Anyone has a background?
14:17 Tell us, where are you from?
14:21 Karkaduma, East Delhi.
14:23 Yes, of course.
14:25 But where are you originally from?
14:28 I am originally from Karkaduma, sir. I was born there.
14:31 Yes.
14:34 What is your village?
14:36 Karkaduma is not a village, sir. It's a blue line.
14:40 Yes, that's right.
14:43 Where are your parents from?
14:47 Delhi. Both.
14:49 Wow! See, an example of diversity.
14:57 By the way, what do people generally call you?
15:00 Except for whom, sir?
15:03 Nothing.
15:05 You tell me, sir. You wanted to say something.
15:08 No, I was saying, except for heroes.
15:11 What is made is honesty, equality, romance and open-mindedness.
15:15 Sir, I have some work. Can I go?
15:17 Yes, go.
15:19 He has started again.
15:21 Someone else...
15:23 Excuse me. Call. Sorry.
15:25 Sorry.
15:26 Hello, Mr. Mithal.
15:29 Oh, man!
15:32 So, we learned something about our colleague.
15:38 But do we understand each other well?
15:42 Let's find out. We'll play a game.
15:45 Take this.
15:48 DP, wear this.
15:50 Anjali.
15:53 Salim.
15:54 Be careful, sir. It's a rental.
15:56 Sarla.
15:58 Hey, Rajinder.
16:01 You come. Come.
16:03 Wear this.
16:07 Hold it.
16:09 Dandiya.
16:11 Hi, can I talk to Mr. Mithal?
16:14 Call me back in 15 minutes.
16:18 Okay. Thank you.
16:21 Thank you.
16:22 The name of the game is 'Inside and Outside'.
16:32 Because inside and outside, not only increases tolerance, but also intolerance.
16:36 So, today, open your hearts and speak.
16:39 Get to know each other.
16:41 Say it. Say it. Say it.
16:43 Whoever is inside, take them out.
16:45 You both, come on. Hindu, Muslim. Wow!
16:47 Talk. Take them out.
16:50 Namaste.
16:51 Namaste.
16:53 How are you?
16:55 I'm fine. How are you?
16:57 I'm fine too.
16:59 Today's weather...
17:01 What nonsense are you talking?
17:03 Break something.
17:05 Should I light something?
17:07 To start riots.
17:09 You people won't be able to do it.
17:12 You people.
17:14 Sir. - Yes.
17:16 Sir, should I start a riot? I know it well.
17:19 I like your food a lot.
17:20 Rajasthani food.
17:22 Pummi. Pummi.
17:24 Look, we've talked.
17:26 Take out all the hidden things inside.
17:28 Dirt. Pummi. Dirt.
17:30 Some people say.
17:34 I don't believe that it's true.
17:36 But some people have a misunderstanding
17:38 that you people are a little miser.
17:40 Okay. Good. Good start.
17:42 Deepi, now you say something.
17:44 Loudly.
17:46 What?
17:48 Sir, I'm in character.
17:49 I won't even give my opinion. I'm so miser.
17:52 What are you watching?
18:02 Badshah's new video.
18:04 Pummi won't mind, right?
18:06 Oh no. I don't think so.
18:08 She's cute, right?
18:11 Yes.
18:13 But she's getting married.
18:17 I'm talking about the video model.
18:18 Oh.
18:20 Yes.
18:22 She's so cute.
18:24 Madam.
18:30 Hurr. Hurr. Hurr. Hurr.
18:33 Kutty. Rajinder. You guys do it.
18:35 Sir, I don't want to wear the costume.
18:37 You want to wear the costume?
18:39 He doesn't want to wear it.
18:41 You make him wear it.
18:43 What's the time?
18:46 It's not 12 o'clock.
18:47 Boring.
18:49 You guys are boring me.
18:51 Do something properly.
18:53 Remove the filth from inside.
18:55 Can't you do this much?
18:57 I'll show you.
18:59 Wait here. I'll show you.
19:01 Oh. Vegetables.
19:03 I'm your building's guard.
19:05 I speak Chinese.
19:07 I eat chowmein.
19:09 Ching chong. Ching chong.
19:11 What am I?
19:13 Chinese.
19:15 Japanese.
19:16 Sorry.
19:18 Good.
19:30 Now you know
19:33 what intolerance is.
19:35 Huh?
19:36 Yes, Mr. Mittal.
19:48 I'm so sorry.
19:50 There was a circus going on in the office the whole day.
19:52 So, I was talking about the sale.
19:54 Yes.
19:57 You gave the order to some other salesman.
20:01 Oh, I see. Maybe in the TV.
20:04 I'll make sure.
20:05 No problem, sir.
20:07 Thank you.
20:09 I just wanted us to get to know each other.
20:12 I'm not intolerant.
20:14 I mean, I joke sometimes.
20:17 But I don't want to insult anyone.
20:20 Forget all this.
20:24 Did you order anything?
20:26 Rassam. We'll eat it raw.
20:28 Oh, Kutty.
20:30 I gave Madhukar
20:33 so...
20:34 Did you order samosas?
20:36 Yes.
20:38 Everyone likes it.
20:40 We're all the same from the inside.
20:43 I always say
20:45 that there's a solution to every problem in life.
20:47 What?
20:49 Free samosas?
20:51 Oh, man.
20:54 It's 5.30.
20:56 Should we go there?
20:58 Direct.
21:00 Let's go.
21:02 Enough.
21:03 Come on, kids.
21:05 It's time to go home.
21:07 Come, sir.
21:09 Good job.
21:11 Mom?
21:24 Mom, everyone left.
21:27 Everyone left?
21:28 All in all,
21:43 it was a good day.
21:45 Better than nothing.
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