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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Everything all right in there?
00:07 - Trying to have a private moment.
00:08 - My bad.
00:09 It's not that private though.
00:11 (whimpering)
00:12 (upbeat music)
00:15 - How you doing?
00:16 - Yeah, good.
00:17 - Yeah?
00:18 - Yeah.
00:19 - Cool.
00:20 - Cool.
00:21 (upbeat music)
00:24 - It's Tom, right?
00:25 I'm Yaz.
00:27 - Nice to meet you.
00:28 (phone ringing)
00:31 (upbeat music)
00:32 - Gonna meet my ex for the first time since the breakup.
00:34 - And you're still calling it the breakup?
00:36 - I thought we were fine.
00:37 We were better than fine.
00:38 We moved in together, but we had Hamilton tickets.
00:40 - This is serious commitment.
00:42 - Right?
00:43 (upbeat music)
00:45 - So what happened?
00:47 - She cheated on me with my best friend.
00:49 - You cheated on Tom?
00:50 With him?
00:51 - Well, that hurts a little bit.
00:52 - I mean, I get it.
00:53 The arms are nice, but what's she even talk about?
00:55 - Are you just gonna sit there and say that to me?
00:57 - Well, she said my arms are nice.
00:59 (upbeat music)
01:01 - I went through the same sort of thing not too long ago.
01:03 - She was his life coach.
01:04 Apparently she opened his mind.
01:06 - I mean her legs.
01:07 - All of her underwear looks like this.
01:09 Seriously, you'd have to sew like 15 of these together
01:11 to get the pants I'm wearing right now.
01:13 The worst part, I left my favorite record at his place.
01:15 - Let's go find a record shop right now
01:17 and I'll buy you a new copy.
01:18 - But I don't want a new copy.
01:20 I want my copy.
01:21 - He must've changed the locks.
01:23 - Why can't we break in?
01:24 - Someone must have a key for George's gaff.
01:26 - I'll keep them chatting.
01:27 You look for the key.
01:29 - Beautiful, I'm all.
01:30 - What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:33 - No, I wasn't, um.
01:34 - Tinnitus?
01:35 - Yes, Pierre.
01:36 - I just caught this boy going through your knicker drawer.
01:38 - What have you done?
01:39 (upbeat music)
01:43 - Sometimes you just gotta see what happens.
01:47 Just go where the breeze takes you.
01:50 (crowd cheering)
01:56 - Are you sure you're down for this?
01:58 - Yeah.
01:58 - By the way, your man swiped me on Tinder like a week ago.
02:03 - No, I didn't.
02:05 I didn't swipe you.
02:06 - Give me your phone.
02:07 - Or anybody.
02:08 - Now.
02:09 [BLANK_AUDIO]