Bien-Être
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00:00 We should do a bank.
00:02 We could.
00:04 Let's do a bank.
00:06 But we should try to keep it like 100% stealthy while we're doing it.
00:11 Like the last time.
00:13 I'm game for stealthy.
00:15 I think we can do it.
00:17 We can do anything.
00:20 By the way, I have slightly lower detection risk now.
00:24 Good.
00:26 As compared to you guys because I have this Amkar rifle.
00:29 Nice.
00:31 Can I buy this? Yes I can.
00:40 By the way, once I crouch, it'll show me people within a 10 meter radius.
00:49 That's awesome.
00:50 That's one of my perks.
00:52 Restore.
00:54 Rats. Let's try... Oh, it's three days.
00:58 [Suspenseful music]
01:01 I am game for this.
01:12 Awesome.
01:14 It's a three day heist, which means it's three heists in one.
01:19 Let's do it.
01:21 I was going to buy a new gun, but I guess not anymore.
01:24 You can, as soon as we enter the mission selection screen or whatever.
01:29 Nah, I don't need it.
01:31 So this is a stealth mission.
01:41 We're getting meth.
01:43 There.
01:45 We're stealing meth.
01:47 Oh, we have to make meth.
01:53 Follow me.
01:55 Whoa.
01:59 Gotta be quick.
02:04 Go in, grab the shit.
02:06 Oh my god, are we seriously cooking meth?
02:12 I didn't think we were.
02:14 Oh yeah, I told you guys.
02:16 Oh my god.
02:21 Alright.
02:23 Find the meth ingredients.
02:26 Oh.
02:32 I found the soda.
02:35 And I found all the stuff.
02:37 It was all in the back.
02:39 We don't need yellow bull.
02:45 Ah, goddammit.
02:47 Where they come, guys?
02:49 Choppers and SWAT vans all over the place around you.
02:51 Stay on your toes.
02:53 Oh hey, there's a basement.
02:55 In the basement.
02:57 I got muriatic acid.
03:00 Alright.
03:02 Alright.
03:04 He'll tell you when to put it in.
03:06 He'll tell you what it needs, and then you put it in if it needs it.
03:15 Ah, shit.
03:17 Oh, that's not good.
03:29 Alright.
03:32 Oh boy.
03:36 I don't know how to get downstairs.
03:42 You jump.
03:44 No, I mean like in the basement.
03:46 Alright, I have the hydrant. I'll go put mine in.
03:50 Yo, you have everything.
03:52 Get over here.
03:54 I'm right here.
03:56 Oh, shit.
03:58 Oh.
04:00 You killed me.
04:02 You killed me.
04:04 We're both dead.
04:06 You did this.
04:08 We're dead.
04:10 You cooked the meth wrong, man.
04:12 Oh, I'm gonna die.
04:14 I'm gonna restart this.
04:16 No, it's good.
04:18 That was terrible.
04:22 It was.
04:24 Alright.
04:26 Alright.
04:28 But you had everything.
04:30 Yeah, I know.
04:32 I was right there.
04:34 I was gonna put it in.
04:36 Yeah, if you put in the wrong thing, it'll explode and kill everyone.
04:41 Okay, now I know.
04:43 And knowing's half the battle, I guess.
04:47 Yeah.
04:50 Oh, yeah. Just get the meth.
04:52 Now it's time to get some meth and go kill some shit.
04:57 Hey, a normal Friday night.
05:01 But it's Thursday.
05:05 Alright.
05:07 Alright.
05:15 Go get everything.
05:17 I'll get the minoxic acid.
05:19 I know where that shit is.
05:21 You got me, Raddick.
05:23 I'm gonna go look for some planks.
05:27 You guys can do that.
05:33 Alright, we got 'em.
05:35 Let's see.
05:37 Oh, fuck.
05:43 Alright.
05:45 It's... I always wanted to reenact my favorite episode of Breaking Bad.
05:55 Where'd you get the CS, or whatever?
05:57 Oh, it was all in the same room. It was all in the bathroom.
05:59 Oh.
06:01 Hold on.
06:03 Alright.
06:05 Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
06:07 What?
06:09 I accidentally put a mineshaft right there, so...
06:11 [laughter]
06:13 Goddammit, Clover.
06:15 [laughter]
06:17 Turns out you can shoot your teammates' mines.
06:19 Yeah.
06:21 I'm looking for planks. I can't find any.
06:23 Ed, Edd n Eddy.
06:25 Hmm.
06:27 No.
06:29 Alright, he didn't tell us what to put in yet.
06:31 Well, no shit.
06:33 But we still have to protect...
06:35 Protect the fucking stuff.
06:37 Caustic soda.
06:39 Do you have that?
06:41 No, I don't.
06:43 Alright, I got it.
06:45 On this red bridge.
06:53 He's looking all mines to see how to make a meth run.
06:55 Oh, I see.
06:57 He's looking all mines to see how to make a meth run.
06:59 According to 4chan, it says, uh...
07:05 Oh my god, I'm down.
07:11 You're dead.
07:15 Clover has me. You guys keep doing that.
07:19 Okay, okay, good.
07:21 Oh my god.
07:33 What difficulty is this on?
07:35 This is a normal mission.
07:37 This is crazy. There's cops everywhere.
07:47 Run, Clover, run!
07:49 I'm dropping a medic bag upstairs.
07:53 Alright, thanks.
07:59 Oh boy.
08:01 Yeah, Clover.
08:09 I'm out of ammo.
08:11 Shit, I'm out of ammo.
08:21 Yeah, me too.
08:23 Kill a cop, then pick up the ammo to drop.
08:25 You can do that.
08:27 Are there any cops readily available?
08:29 Yeah, downstairs.
08:31 Everywhere.
08:33 I got five shots.
08:35 I'm down.
08:37 Oh my god, are you serious?
08:41 Alright, let's go.
08:51 Carrying meth.
08:57 Are you serious?
09:01 Stop, die.
09:03 Alright.
09:05 Eh, we don't need no lights.
09:21 Guys, there's snipers. What are you doing?
09:23 What do we need for this?
09:27 Uh, nothing yet.
09:29 So you have meth?
09:31 I have a medic bag.
09:33 Oh jeez, watch the windows.
09:35 Don't forget to put down medic bags for yourself.
09:43 Oh yeah.
09:45 I don't have medic bags.
09:47 I have a first aid kit.
09:49 I need help right now.
09:51 Oh, um.
09:53 Shotguns. They hurt.
09:55 Fuck.
09:57 Fuck.
10:03 I'm out of fucking ammo.
10:11 I've killed so many.
10:19 Fucking snipers, god damn it.
10:21 Kill this diver.
10:23 I have some hydrogen chloride.
10:27 Alright.
10:29 There's a thing over there.
10:31 You see it? It's orange. Grab it.
10:33 Alright.
10:35 But I gotta go throw this in first.
10:37 Merry Christmas.
10:39 That's MU.
10:41 Yeah, it's over right in front of me right here.
10:43 I don't have it.
10:45 What do you guys have?
10:47 Alright.
10:49 Alright, you have the CS.
10:51 Which is what we need.
10:53 Yeah.
10:55 Oh, man.
10:59 Snipers are sure scary.
11:01 That's probably what else we need.
11:03 Yeah, there's some soda here.
11:05 It won't even let you put it in
11:07 until he tells you to.
11:09 Oh my god.
11:11 Oh man.
11:17 Oh, never mind.
11:19 I'm going down right here.
11:21 Fuck.
11:23 Fuck.
11:33 Oh my god, they're inside?
11:35 Oh, I'm down.
11:37 You picked the fucking lock.
11:39 For the love of Christ.
11:41 You're gonna go down, aren't you?
11:45 Oh, shit.
11:47 Oh my god, clover!
11:51 Oh, there's a sniper right there.
11:55 That's the kid.
11:57 I've got no ammo.
11:59 Oh.
12:09 I'm down as well.
12:13 I'm in custody, actually.
12:15 Clover!
12:21 Clover, don't be stupid.
12:23 Oh!
12:27 I'm killing shit.
12:31 I'm gonna be in custody
12:33 in a few seconds, actually.
12:35 I am literally beating shit down
12:39 in order to stay alive.
12:41 I'm gonna die. It's over.
12:43 I'm down.
12:45 I'm gone, actually.
12:47 I'll be released in two minutes.
12:49 Save us!
12:51 For fuck's sakes, clover!
12:57 I'm the one with the most shit.
12:59 Oh my god.
13:09 It's over, I think.
13:11 I got no ammo.
13:13 Fucking save him, you dumb.
13:15 Alright, go put
13:21 the hydrium chloride in.
13:23 Oh wait, I have two, so it doesn't matter.
13:25 I'll be back in a minute
13:27 and some team.
13:29 For fuck's sakes, chloride.
13:35 Get that shit in there.
13:37 The best slaughter ever.
13:39 Us.
13:41 They should know not to rush in.
13:45 Yay!
13:47 Here, grab that bag.
13:49 Now we have two.
13:51 We need one more bag to mess.
13:53 My god, this is taking forever.
13:57 I literally have everything, so...
13:59 Get away from the window.
14:01 Ah!
14:05 Get the fuck out of here, you fucking idiot.
14:07 No, I'm sorry.
14:09 No, not you!
14:11 This fucking Jew fuck of a...
14:13 Oh, are you serious?
14:15 God damn it.
14:17 And I'm out of heals.
14:21 To the wall!
14:25 ♪ The sweat dropped down my brow, right in his brow. ♪
14:27 Let's put that shit somewhere safe, man.
14:31 Oh, I have ammo left in my, uh, rifle.
14:33 Sweet.
14:35 I just need five more seconds.
14:37 Alright, gonna put the acid in.
14:43 So, which one's that?
14:45 I'm back.
14:47 The one that says "acid."
14:49 There we go.
14:51 Now let's hope I don't die.
14:53 Legit.
14:55 Legit.
14:57 Good job, man.
14:59 It said "legit."
15:01 Alright, I need ammo, like, real bad.
15:03 I'm out of ammo as well.
15:07 I need some, like, fuck.
15:09 How am I still alive?
15:13 That's my fucking question.
15:15 We have the same health left.
15:17 Well, give my health.
15:19 Say what?
15:23 What do we need?
15:25 Hold on, he'll tell us in a minute.
15:27 Oh, I'm so screwed. I'm so sorry, guys.
15:29 What the fuck did he say we needed?
15:31 Alright, I don't have that.
15:35 Pat, come up here.
15:43 We'll camp.
15:45 But they're coming from the stairs.
15:47 We'll camp.
15:49 Exactly.
15:51 I literally have six shots in this thing.
15:53 Alright, I killed the sniper.
15:55 With my pistol.
15:57 Where are boards in this map?
15:59 They're probably outside.
16:01 There aren't boards.
16:03 You need to equip them.
16:05 No, you can find them.
16:07 Oh, no!
16:09 Fuck.
16:11 I'll be up in two minutes.
16:13 Oh, okay.
16:15 Yeah, just camp the stairs.
16:17 And when they come through, just kill them all.
16:19 Oh, they're coming in behind you, Gray.
16:21 You mean like this way?
16:23 You mean like this fucker right here?
16:25 Yep.
16:27 Caustic soda.
16:33 Soda.
16:35 Done!
16:37 Is this it?
16:39 That's all we need.
16:41 Oh, no, I think we need one more something.
16:43 Oh, there we go.
16:45 Alright, we only have two people.
16:47 We gotta wait for...
16:49 Either you can wait a minute for me,
16:51 or you can just go put those two out there
16:53 and come back.
16:55 Dude, come on!
16:57 Yeah, I'm dead.
16:59 Clover, fucking save this, you dumb.
17:01 Oh, shit.
17:03 Clover, Clover, so...
17:07 Clover!
17:09 Clover, you dits.
17:11 Clover, so...
17:13 It's over!
17:15 Clover's dead.
17:19 Clover's getting...
17:21 Oh.
17:23 Oh, it's over.
17:25 So how is she alive?
17:27 I don't know, maybe the AI is that bad.
17:29 Um...
17:31 She keeps getting to like halfway and then stopping.
17:33 Ah!
17:35 Yeah, that's GG.
17:37 Oh, if she kept going, I would've been revived.
17:39 And then Pat just fucking
17:41 flies up the stairs.