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00:00 -You know, people say that actors lie for a living,
00:05 but this is living a lie.
00:08 -Okay, Rob, when you're ready.
00:10 -Get ready, camera two.
00:12 -Oh, Jesus. Whoa.
00:18 -His head looks like somebody's taint.
00:19 -You barely look different.
00:21 -Thanks, man.
00:22 -Come on!
00:23 -Surprise!
00:24 -We've been together for a thousand episodes!
00:28 -Congratulations on a thousand hours
00:30 of being a massive sellout.
00:32 -What do you mean?
00:33 -Welcome to Flavortown, bitches.
00:34 -Keep ruining America. You're the worst.
00:36 -He's peanut butter and jealous.
00:38 -What is there to be jealous of?
00:39 -They hate us 'cause they ain't us.
00:41 -They don't hate us 'cause they ain't us.
00:42 -Hate us 'cause they ain't us.
00:43 -Stop saying that.
00:44 -Shh.
00:45 -Hater's gonna hate, and ainer's gonna ain't.
00:48 -That is not an actual thing people say.
00:51 -Every night, millions of people watch our show.
00:53 -I just want to cover actual news,
00:55 not Nicki Minaj's vagina flopping out at the Grammys.
00:58 -You don't like that brown sugar?
00:59 -I have nothing to do with brown sugar!
01:01 -Look at this.
01:02 -Kim Jong-un wants to do an interview with Dave Skylar?
01:04 -He's a fan! Look at him!
01:06 -If that ain't a real story, what is?
01:08 -Okay, let's do it.
01:09 -We're going to North Korea!
01:11 ♪♪
01:18 -Mr. Rappaport, I'm Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence.
01:22 You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim.
01:25 -We got the interview!
01:27 -The CIA would love it if you could take him out.
01:31 -Hmm?
01:32 -Take him out.
01:33 -Like, for drinks? Like, to dinner?
01:35 -Take him out of the town?
01:36 -No, uh, take him out.
01:38 -You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
01:40 -Yes.
01:41 -What?!
01:42 -Freedom!
01:43 -I want to go there!
01:45 -Hello, North Korea!
01:48 -Proceeding the interview, you will shake Kim's hand
01:50 with a fatal dose of poison.
01:52 It is critical that you touch nothing.
01:55 -Achoo!
01:56 -Aaah!
01:57 -I think there's a 0% chance of this working.
01:59 -Is it on my ass?
02:00 -Yes.
02:01 -I sat on it!
02:02 ♪♪
02:10 -You have to secure the payload.
02:11 -What do I do with it? What do I do with it?
02:12 -There are people coming.
02:13 -Where do I hide it?
02:16 -What if you hide it in your butt?
02:17 -I don't want to stick it in my ass.
02:19 -You got to put it in your butt right now.
02:20 -It's a little big.
02:21 -They are closing in on you.
02:22 [Beep]
02:23 [Screams]
02:24 -Aaah!
02:25 -The package is secure.
02:26 ♪♪
02:27 Bye !