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00:00♪
00:24♪
00:31♪
00:35Hello.
00:36What? A murder?
00:38That ain't news. We had three yesterday.
00:41♪
00:43Hello.
00:45Los Angeles is on fire?
00:48All right. I'll send a man down.
00:51♪
00:56Hello.
00:58What? A car parked on the wrong side of the street?
01:04Did you ring?
01:06Yes. Call out the reserves, will ya?
01:10Reserves.
01:12♪
01:21♪
01:25Halt! Halt!
01:27♪
01:37And then she says, I love you, Reginald.
01:42Reginald.
01:46Hey, Sherlock.
01:48You hear about the jewel robbery at the mall last night?
01:50Oh, go on away. I'm writing one of them mercenarios.
01:55Yeah, now, just a minute, you great big flat-footed cop.
01:58You better listen to me.
01:59Somebody stole Norma Shearer's jewels.
02:02Well, what of it?
02:05Well, they stole them from us.
02:07Why, the dirty crooks.
02:11Inspector Kane speaking.
02:12What?
02:13I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:17What?
02:18I'll get right over with two of my best men.
02:20♪
02:28I don't like chocolate.
02:33I don't like chocolate.
02:34Do you?
02:35Do you like vanilla?
02:37Yeah, I like vanilla, but I don't like chocolate.
02:39Boy, I like chocolate all right.
02:41I don't. I like...
02:42Come on. Go home. Go home.
02:45Did you hear me?
02:46I said go home.
02:47You can't sit around here dirtying this place up eating ice cream.
02:50Miss Shearer won't like it.
02:52Well, Miss Shearer, she bought it for us.
02:54Oh, well, of course, that's different.
02:59You sweet little dears.
03:03Hey, the cops!
03:04Ah!
03:23Thank you, boy.
03:24Where will you be when I need you?
03:27Right here.
03:28Okay.
03:29I told you not to make that last payment.
03:39Of course I've lost them.
03:42Don't sit there looking as though I haven't.
03:45I wouldn't have lost them for the world.
03:46They were all mementos.
03:47But, uh, Harriet, don't talk so much.
03:50But, uh...
03:51I've looked there, too.
03:52Yes, but, uh...
03:53I've looked there already.
03:54But who was there?
03:57Well, let me see.
03:59I was with Billy Haines, Jack Gilbert.
04:03We don't want any.
04:04Whether you want it or not, you're going to get it.
04:06Joan Crawford.
04:08Miss Shearer?
04:09Oh, Inspector, I've been waiting for you.
04:11Did you ever lose any jewels before?
04:13Why, uh, no, sir.
04:14Not this week.
04:15Do you suspect anyone?
04:16Why, my nerves are so shot, I suspect everyone.
04:20You weren't at the ball, were you?
04:22Why, no, ma'am, I never go out.
04:24Ah, you never go out.
04:26Ah, you hesitate.
04:28You found them.
04:29Oh, isn't he a lovely man.
04:31Do give them to me.
04:32Calm yourself, lady.
04:33I'll find your jewels or die.
04:35I wish you would.
04:37Huh?
04:38Joan.
04:39Hmm?
04:40You mean you actually took it?
04:41Yes.
04:42You see, I came home from the dance with it hidden under my wrap.
04:45For fear someone would take it from me.
04:48Well, Joan, if we weren't such good friends, I'd say...
04:51You'd say what?
04:52I won't say it.
04:54Oh, Bill.
04:56If you'd wanted something all your life and fate laid it right in your path,
04:59what would you do?
05:01Grab it and run like...
05:02Mm-hmm.
05:03Like you did.
05:04But you'd have to take it back.
05:06No, I'll never take it back.
05:08Oh, yes, you will.
05:09Come on, hand it over.
05:10Who are you?
05:11Inspector Cain.
05:12I heard what you said.
05:13You stole Miss Shearer's jewels.
05:16Jewels?
05:20Oh, you're crazy.
05:21Here's what I took.
05:24Oh, Miss Lee, I'd like to ask you...
05:26I know.
05:27You want my autograph.
05:28Oh, forget it.
05:30Excuse me, Mr. Lowe,
05:31but I want to ask you about the ball last night.
05:34What ball?
05:35You know, you were there with this lady.
05:37Oh, yeah?
05:39Get out.
05:40Get out.
05:41Go on.
05:42So you double-crossed me, eh?
05:44You know, I don't think they like me.
05:46Were they there?
05:47Oh, I don't know.
05:49I don't know.
05:50I don't know.
05:51I don't know.
05:52I don't know.
05:54Oh, I didn't wait for the answer.
05:56Go on back and find out.
05:57Yes, ma'am.
05:58What?
05:59Yes, sir.
06:02Excuse me, please.
06:04I forgot to wait for the answer.
06:06Say, listen.
06:08If you don't get out of here,
06:09I'll send you back to Poland in a pine box.
06:11No, not Poland.
06:13Sweden.
06:14All right, Sweden.
06:15Oh, thank you very much.
06:18Well, what'd he say?
06:19Oh, he's a nice fella.
06:21He's going to send me to Sweden.
06:23Come with me.
06:24Mr. McLaughlin, can I talk to you?
06:28What is it?
06:29Norma Scheer's jewels were stolen last night.
06:31Do you know anything about them?
06:33Are you insinuating that I took them?
06:35No, I'm only asking you.
06:39Now, you see what you've done?
06:41He won't send me back to Sweden.
06:43Oh, yes, he will.
06:45You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
06:46hitting a little Norwegian like that.
06:48Say his jewels.
06:49Says me.
06:50Excuse me, Edelman.
06:51I'm not from Norway.
06:52I'm from Sweden.
06:53That picture should be over on the left.
06:55No, it should be over on the right.
06:57Is that so?
06:58Yes, and so are you.
07:03I want to see what he liked in her.
07:058-0-7.
07:09How did you know she was an 8-0-7?
07:15I got you.
07:16Singin' in the...
07:18For the...
07:22For the love of Mike, hold your shirt.
07:24I'll be right there.
07:29Hello?
07:30Inspector Cain speaking.
07:31Can I see you now, Miss Lightner?
07:34Good gracious, I hope not.
07:39Fifi, package a cigarette.
07:41What kind, monsieur?
07:42Chesterfield.
07:43Do you want a match?
07:45I'll get one for you.
07:48Eh, senorita?
07:50I see.
07:51You are very popular with the ladies, yes?
07:55I like all the pretty girls.
07:57Ah, some matches?
07:59Gracias.
08:01Well, such popularity must be deserved.
08:05You flatter me.
08:07Pardon me, Mr. Baxter.
08:08Did you attend that ball last night?
08:11No, no, no.
08:12I am so sorry, but I do not dance in English.
08:16Adios.
08:17Au revoir.
08:20I know you.
08:21You're Miss Irene Dern, aren't you?
08:23Yes, I'm Irene Dern.
08:24What do you know about those stolen jewels?
08:26Jewels?
08:27Oh, were they in a purple box?
08:29Yes.
08:30Oh, with a silver padlock?
08:32Yes.
08:33And a gold ribbon wrapped around them?
08:35Yes.
08:36I never saw them.
08:39You know, I'm still nervous.
08:41What you need is a cup of coffee.
08:43What you need is a cup of coffee.
08:45Boy.
08:46Hey, waiter.
08:47Bring me a cup of coffee.
08:48Just as soon as I can get to you.
08:50I don't like that guy.
08:51I don't think he's a waiter.
08:52At least he don't act like one.
08:54Oh, yes, he does.
08:56I think he's a crook.
08:57Yeah?
08:58Wait a minute, I'll ask him.
08:59Son, are you a crook?
09:01I mean, what is your business?
09:04I'm Inspector Kane.
09:05What did I tell you?
09:06What do you mean?
09:07Well, if you're an inspector, what are you doing here?
09:10I'm looking for pearls.
09:11Why don't you try the oysters?
09:12Now, wait a minute.
09:13That's good.
09:14Listen, let me tell you something.
09:15This is serious.
09:16There was a ball given last night.
09:18Yeah, it's still on the menu.
09:19What's on the menu?
09:20Codfish ball, right?
09:21Listen, this is serious.
09:22This ball was given for ladies and gentlemen.
09:25We weren't there then.
09:26No, we weren't there.
09:27No.
09:28Some jewels were stolen from Norma Shearer.
09:30Does she work here?
09:31No, she don't.
09:32But I'm going to get those jewels.
09:34Do you know anything about it?
09:35Wait a minute.
09:36If there was a ball given last night, and any jewels were stolen,
09:39had we been there, he would have gotten them.
09:41Now, why make a crack like that?
09:43I had nothing to do with it.
09:44Hey, did you ever steal anything?
09:45Wait a minute.
09:46Better let me ask him.
09:47Wait.
09:50Now?
09:51Now.
09:52What do you mean by doing that?
09:53He told me to do it.
09:55He did?
09:57You tell everything you know, don't you?
10:00Don't give me that.
10:01Wait a minute.
10:02Wait a minute.
10:03Did you ever do this before?
10:04Yeah, in Rio Rito.
10:05We did.
10:06Oh, you did?
10:07Well, let's do it.
10:08Let's do it.
10:14Oh, pardon me, Mr. Dix.
10:16I'm a detective.
10:17Where can I find Lowell Sherman?
10:20A detective?
10:21Yes.
10:22Well, you ought to know where to find him.
10:24By the way, how did you know I was Richard Dix?
10:26Well, I guessed it.
10:28Well, you guess where Lowell is, will you?
10:32Bracelets on you.
10:33Don't thank him and then kiss him.
10:34But naturally I thanked him and kissed him.
10:36I know, but they're different kinds of bracelets.
10:37Tommy.
10:38Yes, sir.
10:39Did you get that man to play the detective?
10:40Yes, Mr. Sherman, right here.
10:41Oh, who are you?
10:42I'm a detective.
10:43No, you're not.
10:44You won't do.
10:45You don't look a bit like a detective.
10:48Come on, Stu, will ya?
10:51Get back.
10:53Now, now, now.
10:59Hello?
11:04Now!
11:07Excuse me, please.
11:08Now!
11:13Yes?
11:14Now!
11:16Yes?
11:17Now!
11:18Yes!
11:19Now!
11:21Yes.
11:23Now.
11:25Hey.
11:26Come on, Gallagher.
11:27Come on, get this out of the way.
11:28Mr. Gallagher.
11:29Yes!
11:30Now!
11:32Hello.
11:33Yes!
11:34Now!
11:35Maybe!
11:37Have you ever got your coffee ready?
11:38Yes!
11:39Now!
11:40Maybe!
11:41Well, have you got it or haven't you got it?
11:43Oh, it's you, Mr. Cooper!
11:47Set him down.
11:48Hang him up.
11:49Set him down.
11:50Hang him up.
11:51What do you think we're running here?
11:52An almanac?
11:53Well, you see, I...
11:54I...
11:55I...
11:56I...
11:57I've got a new typewriter.
11:58Oh, really?
12:00Here's the story of the film ball last night.
12:03OK, Gibson, were you there?
12:05Oh, I'm sorry.
12:06Sure, I had a great time. I left before it started.
12:11Say, Chief. Chief, great story.
12:13Norma Shear's jewels were stolen last night at the movie ball.
12:16No one arrested, but everyone suspected.
12:18Now, isn't that unusual?
12:20Just like the weather out here.
12:23Say, you know, I wish Philo Vance was here.
12:25Who?
12:26Philo Vance. Say, Buck.
12:28Yes?
12:29Why don't you get in touch with that French detective friend of yours after Morris Chandelier.
12:34Great idea.
12:35Hollywood 2400, please.
12:44Yes, yes. Hello, buddy.
12:47Wasn't that a grand party last night?
12:49Yes, I wonder if they found any trace of those stolen jewels.
12:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:56I know you. You're Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
12:59Them's fighting words, stranger. Well, anyway, this is Miss...
13:02Everybody knows her. Loretta Young.
13:05Quiet. Don't talk.
13:07Answer my questions.
13:09Will everything we say be used against us?
13:11Ah.
13:14So you've hocked the jewels, have you?
13:16You dropped that yourself.
13:17Me?
13:23Oh.
13:25Oh, pardon me. Just a minute. Are you Richard Barthelmas?
13:28Why, uh...
13:29Why, uh...
13:34No, uh, there he is right over there.
13:37Clever fellow. What a maker. Pardon me. I want to see him. Just a minute.
13:42Oh, Mr. Barthelmas, I want to talk to you.
13:44I'm not Barthelmas.
13:45No?
13:46Louise Presenter.
13:47Pardon me, Mr. Butterworth. You wanted on the set immediately.
13:52Ben.
13:53Hmm?
13:54What's a three-letter word for perfection?
13:57You, darling.
13:59Flatterer.
14:01Say, Phoebe.
14:05What's a five-letter word for me?
14:07Jewel, sweetheart.
14:12Ah!
14:15Frank Faye?
14:16Yes.
14:17Do you know anything about those stolen jewels?
14:19No.
14:20Why? Oh, Barbara Stanwyck. May I present Mr. Faye.
14:22We know each other. We're married.
14:24Why, of course.
14:25Do you know anything about those stolen jewels?
14:27Shh. I've just written the most beautiful piece of poetry.
14:30Really? Well, I've got to go. Just a second. Let's hear it.
14:33Oh, no. There's more. Wait.
14:35In a year or so, the girl returned, and mighty proud was she.
14:38She told how she'd done her duty in the great war o'er the sea.
14:42She told how she picked up the wounded and held each one to her breast.
14:46So the woodworkers got together and made her a cedar chest.
14:51Well, I'll see you around sometime, I guess.
14:53Kindly come in the garden, please.
15:05Faye, wait a minute.
15:07Which one of you two are Jack Oakey?
15:15Say, Jack Oakey, what's your name?
15:18Oh, uh, yes, sir.
15:20Were you at the ball last night?
15:22The ball?
15:23Well, let me see.
15:25Oh, no. I wasn't at the ball.
15:26I was playing some miniature bridge with three of the singer's midgets.
15:30Now, wait a minute. Don't you get fresh with me.
15:32Now, wait. You're going too far, sir.
15:34Don't you understand this is a business with me?
15:35What do you mean?
15:36Well, I want to see you later, then.
15:37I know, but we've got a big scene here to do. This kissing scene, is that it?
15:41Yes, right.
15:49Come on. Take them off. I know you.
15:51Come on. Take them off.
15:53No.
15:54Take them off, I tell you.
15:56No, I won't take mine off unless you take yours off first.
15:59Oh, yes, you will.
16:00Oh, no, I won't.
16:03So it's you, is it?
16:05Were you present when those jewels were stolen?
16:08Yes.
16:09What?
16:10Uh, no. No.
16:11No?
16:12How do I know?
16:13Well, because if I was there, I'd have hollered for help.
16:16How loud can you holler for help?
16:18How loud?
16:19Yes.
16:23Help!
16:29Hello, Hank. Do you want me?
16:32Yeah, Billy.
16:34Here's that piece of cheese.
16:35They call it the Stolen Jewels.
16:38Take it away before the Board of Health gets here.
16:41I'll take it out and bury it.
16:43That's a good idea, Billy.
16:47Hey, wait a minute.
16:49Come here.
16:50What do you got there?
16:51The Stolen Jewels.
16:52What?
16:53The Stolen Jewels.
16:54Just what I'm looking for.
16:55So I've caught you at last, have I?
16:57Oh, but I didn't do it.
16:59You didn't do it?
17:00No, I didn't do it.
17:01Just a moment, please.
17:03I have a secret.
17:05I did it.
17:06Mitzi Green, you stole the jewels?
17:08No.
17:09I was at that ball.
17:11And when I saw Edward Robinson and Georgie Stone put this box in the drawer,
17:16I knew something was wrong.
17:17And I've always been taught that honesty is the best policy.
17:21So I just took it myself.
17:24Mitzi, you've saved the plot of the story.
17:26Thank you very, very much.
17:30And the moral of this story is,
17:33never spank a child on an empty stomach.
17:47The End
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