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00:01:53Good night, good night.
00:01:55Parting is such sweet sorrow
00:01:57that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
00:02:03Good night, good night.
00:02:06Parting is such sweet sorrow
00:02:09that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
00:02:14Good night, good night.
00:02:17No!
00:02:18Help! Help!
00:02:20Murder! Police!
00:02:22Help!
00:02:24Mr. Stevens!
00:02:26Peters! Help!
00:02:28Help! Help!
00:02:30Help! Help!
00:02:32Help! It's after me!
00:02:36Help! Help!
00:02:38Police! Help!
00:02:40Help! It's after me!
00:02:48Help!
00:02:50Mr. Stevens! Mr. Peters!
00:02:52Stevens! Mr. Stevens!
00:02:55Help! Help!
00:02:57Police!
00:03:01Help!
00:03:05Help!
00:03:08No!
00:03:13Well, Kitty,
00:03:15what is all this racket about?
00:03:17Oh, Peters!
00:03:19Oh, Peters! I saw him! I saw him!
00:03:21He's here in this house! He almost killed me!
00:03:23The gorilla! The gorilla! Hold this off!
00:03:25Be quiet! You have been dreaming!
00:03:27Oh, no! What's that?
00:03:29Oh, I don't know! I'm telling you, I don't know anything!
00:03:31Call the police! Call Mr. Stevens! He'll kill somebody!
00:03:33Be quiet! Can't you...
00:03:35No, I can't! I can't stand here! We'll all be murdered!
00:03:38Mr. Stevens! Mr. Stevens!
00:03:41Are you calling me, Kitty?
00:03:42Oh, Mr. Stevens! We'll all be murdered in our beds!
00:03:44It's that gorilla fellow whose papers are so full of...
00:03:46The killer! He was just up in my room!
00:03:48Oh, no, no, Kitty, you're hysterical!
00:03:50Oh, no, sir, I am hysterical! I've seen him, like I said, sir!
00:03:53Oh, Kitty, you're imagining things. Just you go back to bed.
00:03:55That's what I said, sir. Only there is this.
00:04:05The gorilla's paw.
00:04:12Should I call the police, sir?
00:04:15The police?
00:04:16Yes, yes. Call them right away.
00:04:21Just a minute.
00:04:23I'll handle this my own way.
00:04:25Yes, sir, only...
00:04:26Only what?
00:04:27I was thinking of the time, sir.
00:04:29Time?
00:04:30According to the newspapers,
00:04:31the gorilla gives his victim only 24 hours' notice.
00:04:35Oh.
00:04:37Nonsense.
00:04:38Now, you go back to bed and don't worry about this.
00:04:40Back to bed? Who, me?
00:04:41Oh, don't go back to bed. I'm not particularly interested in where you go.
00:04:44Oh, but Mr. Stevens!
00:04:45Oh, Kitty.
00:04:47I...
00:04:51Hello.
00:04:53Oh, now, come, please.
00:04:56Just a minute.
00:04:58That'll be all. Yes, sir.
00:04:59Yeah, but...
00:05:00I wouldn't be frightened like that if I were you, Kitty.
00:05:02Look, you'll be frightened any way you want. This is my way.
00:05:12Hello.
00:05:14I begged you not to telephone me here.
00:05:17Yes, I know I promised, but...
00:05:19You gave me until Monday.
00:05:21Saturday?
00:05:22Tomorrow?
00:05:23That's impossible.
00:05:25I can't possibly raise that amount of money.
00:05:28Yes, I know I owe it to you, but...
00:05:31A quarter of a million dollars?
00:05:34Be reasonable.
00:05:37Now, please be patient.
00:05:39I have a plan.
00:05:41But it's only just started.
00:05:43Give me time to work it out and I'll repay you dollar for dollar.
00:05:47Hello.
00:05:49Kitty!
00:06:13I want to set a radiogram, please.
00:06:15To whom is the radiogram going, please?
00:06:18Norma Denby, Diaz in Denver, aboard S.S. Paris.
00:06:25Regret unable to meet you at boat.
00:06:29Vitally important that I see you at my home tomorrow evening without fail.
00:06:36Signed, fondly, Uncle Walter.
00:06:41Read that back, please.
00:06:49I'm Norma Denby.
00:07:11Mr. Stevens is expecting you, Miss Denby.
00:07:21May I take your coat?
00:07:22No, thank you.
00:07:23I'll keep it on.
00:07:27Nice cozy little place your uncle has here.
00:07:29He likes it.
00:07:31You have to live in it.
00:07:33This way, please.
00:07:33Well, well, well, if it isn't the prodigal niece.
00:07:45Oh, it's swell seeing you again, darling.
00:07:47Good to see you again, too, dear.
00:07:49I took the liberty of bringing along my conquest.
00:07:51Good, I'm glad you did.
00:07:52This is Jack, Uncle Walter.
00:07:54This niece of mine isn't much of a correspondent.
00:07:56What few letters she did write, though, were full of you.
00:07:58Congratulations, young man.
00:07:59Thank you, and I hope you'll excuse me for barging in like this.
00:08:01Nonsense, I'm delighted.
00:08:03I was more than pleasantly surprised to hear that you set
00:08:05your marriage for June.
00:08:06Do you realize it's only a month away?
00:08:08Well, we decided we didn't want to rush things too much.
00:08:10So we put it off until the day after tomorrow.
00:08:15The day after tomorrow?
00:08:17Does that startle you?
00:08:19Why, no, no, that's fine.
00:08:22That's one of the things I wanted to talk to you about.
00:08:25But I'm forgetting my role as host.
00:08:26Sit down, my dear, sit down.
00:08:30We may as well come to the point.
00:08:33Perhaps you'd rather talk to Norma alone, Mr. Seamus.
00:08:35Oh, no, no, not at all.
00:08:37As Norma's future husband, what I have to say concerns you, too.
00:08:41Now, as Norma knows, she and I were named joint heirs
00:08:45under the terms of her father's will.
00:08:47And until she marries, I'm the executive of her estate.
00:08:50But should anything happen to either of us,
00:08:53why, then, the survivor only had his entire estate.
00:08:56And I think that you, Norma, and you, Jack, as her future husband,
00:08:59should know of what that estate consists.
00:09:01To that end, I've prepared a record of the estate's holdings.
00:09:05And I want to talk it over with you both after dinner.
00:09:07But your radiogram said there was something urgent.
00:09:10Well, if it hadn't been urgent, I wouldn't have sent it.
00:09:16Something's worrying you.
00:09:17What is it, Uncle Walter?
00:09:18Well, perhaps I'm unduly alarmed, but
00:09:21last night I received this note of warning
00:09:26from the gorilla.
00:09:27The gorilla?
00:09:28You mean that murderer, the one the papers have been so full of?
00:09:31I do.
00:09:33But isn't it possible that this is all just a joke,
00:09:35that someone's playing a prank on you?
00:09:37I wish I could think so.
00:09:38But, Uncle Walter, why should he or anyone want to kill you?
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:43Oh, it's possible some old enemy of mine.
00:09:46I admit I've made enemies in my day.
00:09:48It's possible that one of them, in the spirit of revenge,
00:09:50has hired this, this maniac, this professional killer,
00:09:53or whatever the gorilla is.
00:09:55But this note is exactly like the one in the papers.
00:09:57After he murdered that widow.
00:09:59Still, I can't bring myself to believe it.
00:10:02Of course you've notified the police.
00:10:05No, I haven't.
00:10:06But surely, if there was anything in all this...
00:10:08I've taken other precautions.
00:10:09Peters and I are armed.
00:10:11And in addition, I've engaged the services of a private detective agency.
00:10:14Their operative should be here any moment now.
00:10:17Well, obviously, this gorilla is no ordinary murderer at all.
00:10:21And, judged by his past, shall we say,
00:10:24it is apparent that the workings of the police were an open book to him.
00:10:27Of course, there's a slim chance that by not notifying the police,
00:10:31we might upset his plans.
00:10:33Ordinarily, I'm not easily frightened, but...
00:10:36I must admit, this whole affair is giving me the creeps.
00:10:38Well, it's nearly nine o'clock, and I suppose you freshen up a bit.
00:10:41We'll talk it over after dinner.
00:10:47Well, Kitty, show Miss Dearman to the green room.
00:10:50I'll be right back.
00:10:54Bring Mr. Marsden to my room.
00:10:55Yes, sir.
00:10:56Don't worry, Uncle Walter.
00:11:00Oh, excuse me, Mr. Stevens.
00:11:03Yes, Kitty?
00:11:04Oh, I know it's customary to give notice.
00:11:06Why, Kitty, you're not trying to tell me you're going to leave me.
00:11:08Oh, no, sir. I'm trying to tell you I have left you.
00:11:11But, Kitty, you're perfectly safe here.
00:11:13Besides, we have guests.
00:11:14You haven't the heart to leave me now.
00:11:16Well, my heart is willing, but...
00:11:18I'm going to have an awful time trying to convince the rest of my body.
00:11:23I'm going to have an awful time.
00:11:54I'll bet there's a dead body in every room.
00:11:56Dead body won't hurt you.
00:11:58Can't do you any good.
00:12:00Well, what are we waiting for?
00:12:02Let's go.
00:12:07Who did it?
00:12:08You!
00:12:09You're terrific tonight, Chief.
00:12:10Make a note of that.
00:12:11Keep doing that once in a while.
00:12:13It keeps me on edge and thinking.
00:12:14Right.
00:12:16Now, what do you suppose they want detectives for?
00:12:17I've got an idea.
00:12:18Let's go in and find out.
00:12:20You're terrific.
00:12:21The joints are speakeasy.
00:12:23Let's go in.
00:12:31Who are you?
00:12:32Me?
00:12:33Why?
00:12:34I'm Peter, sir.
00:12:35Never mind that.
00:12:36Never mind that.
00:12:37What's your name?
00:12:38Peter, sir.
00:12:39Just a minute.
00:12:40Just a minute.
00:12:41Where were you last night?
00:12:43I beg your pardon?
00:12:44Oh, so you did do something.
00:12:46Yes, I did.
00:12:47I did.
00:12:48I did.
00:12:49I did.
00:12:49Oh, so you did do something.
00:12:51I don't like your looks.
00:12:52What's that got to do with it?
00:12:54This is no beauty contest.
00:13:13Who's Stevens?
00:13:14I am.
00:13:15I'm Harrigan.
00:13:16I'm Mulligan.
00:13:17I'm Garrity.
00:13:18Harrigan.
00:13:18Garrity.
00:13:21I sent for you because I need protection.
00:13:22My life's been threatened.
00:13:24Now, tell me.
00:13:25Any clues?
00:13:26One very vital one.
00:13:27This warning from the gorilla.
00:13:28That's well.
00:13:29You've got nothing to worry about.
00:13:30Mark that down, Garrity.
00:13:31Right.
00:13:32How do you spell gorilla?
00:13:33Two R's or two L's?
00:13:34Gorilla.
00:13:35Gorilla.
00:13:36G-O-R-G-G-G-O.
00:13:39Oh!
00:13:40G-O!
00:13:41Gorilla.
00:13:42Did you?
00:13:43Did you?
00:13:44Woo!
00:13:45Woo!
00:13:46Did you say gorilla?
00:13:47Why, gentlemen, you're not afraid.
00:13:48No.
00:13:49No.
00:13:50We're not afraid.
00:13:51No.
00:13:52Thank you very much.
00:13:53The gorilla coming here?
00:13:54It was nice to have met you, Mr. Stevens.
00:13:56Quiet!
00:13:57Quiet!
00:14:00I, uh...
00:14:01I've already taken the precaution
00:14:03of arming my servant and myself.
00:14:04And I think you'll find
00:14:06that every door and window is securely bolted.
00:14:07I couldn't have done better myself.
00:14:09With us on the job, Mr. Stevens,
00:14:10you've got nothing to worry about.
00:14:12What's your plan, Mr. Harrigan?
00:14:13Well, first we'll take a look at the gorilla.
00:14:15And then we'll go to the zoo.
00:14:16Well, first we'll take a look around the house.
00:14:18Come on, then.
00:14:19Now, you just sit tight, Mr. Stevens.
00:14:21The gorilla will get you over our dead bodies.
00:14:24Dead bodies.
00:14:37Jack?
00:14:38Yes, darling?
00:14:39Who were those men?
00:14:40Probably the detectives your uncle hired.
00:14:42Jack, I'm terribly worried.
00:14:44What are we going to do?
00:14:45Well, it seems there isn't anything we can do yet.
00:14:48Listen, darling.
00:14:50It isn't that I'm trying to appear skeptical.
00:14:52It's just that, well, somehow
00:14:53I can't make myself believe all this.
00:14:55But that note. You saw the note.
00:14:57Of course I did. But still I...
00:14:59Look, darling.
00:15:01We'll wait.
00:15:02We'll wait and see if something really does happen.
00:15:04But what if it does?
00:15:06I just don't believe it will.
00:15:09Jack!
00:15:15Excuse me, sir.
00:15:17I tried to put your car away.
00:15:19But unfortunately, there's something wrong with it.
00:15:22What do you mean?
00:15:24It won't start.
00:15:26Excuse me, sir.
00:15:31He gives me the creeps.
00:15:33He doesn't exactly give me an appetite either.
00:15:35I wouldn't let him worry me if I were you.
00:15:37Honestly, darling.
00:15:39Don't you think there's any cause for alarm?
00:15:41I'm afraid I don't.
00:15:42Oh, there you are.
00:15:44Another sherry before dinner?
00:15:46Thank you, no.
00:15:48Uncle Walter.
00:15:50How long have you had that butler?
00:15:52Not very long. Why?
00:15:54Well, I've had it a long time.
00:15:56I'm afraid I can't keep it any longer.
00:15:58Why?
00:16:00Well, I can't keep it any longer.
00:16:02Let him have it.
00:16:04What's the matter with you?
00:16:06Why?
00:16:08You can't keep it any longer.
00:16:10I can't?
00:16:12It's too late.
00:16:14It's too late.
00:16:16It's too late.
00:16:17Are you sure he's all right?
00:16:19I found him, sir.
00:16:20Why?
00:16:21Well, because I...
00:16:23Dinner is served, sir.
00:16:25Oh, shall we go in?
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35You'd better drink a little of that, Kitty.
00:16:37It'll quiet your nerves.
00:16:38Why, can you hear them?
00:16:40Oh, here, take it.
00:16:42What my nerves really need is a good long trip.
00:16:44Oh!
00:16:45Oh!
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:51Here!
00:16:53Now look here, where were you last night?
00:16:55Me, why I...
00:16:55Answer yes or no.
00:16:57I was...
00:16:58What were you doing there?
00:16:59Doing where?
00:17:00Well, how do we know?
00:17:00Besides, I don't like your looks.
00:17:02Did you ever take a good look at yourself?
00:17:03Yeah, did you ever take a look...
00:17:05Here, now wait a minute, you.
00:17:06Where were you last night?
00:17:08I spent the night with Shakespeare.
00:17:10Yeah?
00:17:11Where is he?
00:17:11He's dead.
00:17:13Dead?
00:17:14A murder mystery.
00:17:16Look, Shakespeare's been dead hundreds of years.
00:17:19Hundreds of... This is a fine time to call us in on the case.
00:17:22Say, but she couldn't have done it.
00:17:24How do you know?
00:17:25She can't be hundreds of years old.
00:17:27That's right. Mark that down, Garrity.
00:17:29Yeah, what do we do now, Chief?
00:17:30Well, you two have a look out there. I'll look here.
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:46What's this?
00:17:47That's a door. It leads to the back stairs.
00:17:49Back stairs.
00:17:51Well, remind me to have a look up there sometime.
00:18:00That's an ironing board.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:04That's an ironing board.
00:18:05Look, do you want this thing?
00:18:08Certainly we want it. What do you think we iron on?
00:18:10Yeah, why...
00:18:12Well, here, take it!
00:18:14Harrigan! Harrigan! Harrigan!
00:18:16Come in here! We found it!
00:18:18You found what?
00:18:19The mystery.
00:18:20Well, that's hash. Ain't that a mystery?
00:18:22It's a pretty good tidy, Chief.
00:18:23I'll be the judge of that.
00:18:25I'm afraid, gentlemen, you won't find the gorilla in there.
00:18:30Why will we not find the gorilla in there?
00:18:33Now listen, you! I...
00:18:35You...
00:18:43Let that be a lesson to you.
00:18:45Perhaps you gentlemen had better look outside for clues.
00:18:49Maybe he killed Shakespeare.
00:18:51Mark that down, Garrity.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:56Look, how do you get out of here?
00:18:58That's what I'd like to know.
00:18:59And where's the back door?
00:19:00In back of you.
00:19:01In back of me.
00:19:06Oh! In back of me.
00:19:11Don't you recall that the papers said the gorilla always sends a warning
00:19:14to as many as half a dozen people at the same time?
00:19:16To sort of throw the police off.
00:19:18Maybe that's what he's doing now.
00:19:20Perhaps it's just a ruse.
00:19:21Well, let's hope so.
00:19:23You know, it's wonderful how much more optimistic a good dinner can make one feel.
00:19:27Shall we have liqueurs and a study?
00:19:36Uncle Walter!
00:19:37Dinger's clean as a light, quickly!
00:19:39Jack!
00:19:40What is it? What happened?
00:19:42Uncle Walter, are you hurt?
00:19:44I know. No.
00:19:46I don't know what happened.
00:19:47Look here.
00:19:48It seems to have been thrown in through that window.
00:19:55Oh, Uncle Walter.
00:19:56What are we going to do?
00:19:59The first thing we're going to do, or rather Jack is going to do,
00:20:02is to take you away from here.
00:20:04Well, you're coming with us.
00:20:11It's him! It's him!
00:20:13Uncle Walter!
00:20:14Who is it?
00:20:19Oh, it's all right. It's one of those detectives.
00:20:22He did give me a turn.
00:20:25Did you see that face?
00:20:26I'll bet when he gets drunk, snakes see him.
00:20:30What's the matter with you, scaring us half to death?
00:20:32I'm just trying to let you know I'm not the guerrilla.
00:20:37This is my niece, Miss Dimby, and her fiancé, Mr. Marsden.
00:20:40Harrigan, Mulligan, and Garrity.
00:20:42Hello.
00:20:43This matter seems to be much more serious than I thought.
00:20:46I've just received this from the guerrilla.
00:20:49A note. Who brought it?
00:20:51No one brought it.
00:20:52It was thrown in through that window.
00:20:54Through that window?
00:20:55Through that window.
00:21:00He's right.
00:21:01Wait a minute.
00:21:04This is my good ear.
00:21:07Oh, say, that's right. You can't kid us.
00:21:10We were outside patrolling the grounds.
00:21:12What do you mean?
00:21:13Why, that note couldn't have come through that window.
00:21:15But why not?
00:21:16Well, I'll just show you. Stand back, men.
00:21:20That's why.
00:21:21But it was wrapped around a stone.
00:21:23A stone. A stone?
00:21:25Well, why didn't you say so?
00:21:26Anyway, what do you know about this thing?
00:21:28Well, I don't know anything about it.
00:21:30We were preparing to leave the room, and suddenly the lights went out,
00:21:33and then there was a crash, and...
00:21:34Oh, so the lights went out.
00:21:36Make a note of that, Garrity.
00:21:37Right.
00:21:38You were outside a few minutes ago. Didn't you see anybody?
00:21:41Nobody but us.
00:21:42Say, this note says at midnight.
00:21:43At midnight?
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:45What time is it now?
00:21:46It's 10.30.
00:21:47I got 11.10.
00:21:48I got 11.30.
00:21:49It's exactly 11.45.
00:21:52Remind me to put some hands on this watch.
00:21:54Yes.
00:21:55Well, make a note of that, Garrity.
00:21:56Right.
00:21:57Now, look. The guerrilla's after Stevens.
00:21:58We'll have to keep an eye on him.
00:21:59Everybody, enter the study.
00:22:00Come on, let's go.
00:22:02Uh, who said that if you give a criminal enough rope, he'll hang himself?
00:22:05You, Chief.
00:22:06Oh, that's where I heard it before.
00:22:07Oh, come on.
00:22:29Come on, let's go.
00:22:59Come on, let's go.
00:23:29When I'm here, I don't want anybody to move. Understand?
00:23:31Is it all right if I breathe?
00:23:33Yes, but come right back.
00:23:35Quiet!
00:23:36Personally, I don't believe the guerrilla's coming here.
00:23:38Neither do I.
00:23:40Why not?
00:23:41I'll give you three good reasons, pal.
00:23:43Harrigan, Mulligan, and Garrity.
00:23:45It ain't enough.
00:23:47Now, look here.
00:23:48I don't want to have no ropes.
00:23:50Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'll handle this.
00:23:52Yeah, for sure.
00:23:53Now, listen, you.
00:23:55You have received the guerrilla's warning, Walter Stevens.
00:23:58You've just five minutes to live.
00:24:00Oh, Uncle Walter.
00:24:01Jack.
00:24:02Excuse me.
00:24:03Here, here, here.
00:24:04Now, where are you going?
00:24:05I'm getting out of here.
00:24:06There's no door there.
00:24:07Oh, that's all right. I'll make one. Goodbye.
00:24:09Oh, get over there.
00:24:10Quiet!
00:24:11Quiet, everybody!
00:24:25Did you hear that?
00:24:26I wish I didn't.
00:24:28He's up there, men.
00:24:31Where are you going?
00:24:32I said he's up there.
00:24:33That's what I thought you said.
00:24:34Oh, quiet.
00:24:43All right, men.
00:24:44Follow me.
00:24:48Stick them up.
00:24:49Come on.
00:24:50Come on.
00:24:51Come on.
00:24:53Stick them up.
00:24:54I got your cover.
00:25:23What happened?
00:25:24What was it?
00:25:25Nothing.
00:25:26Nothing at all.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:41Did you just pass here?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Yes, of course.
00:25:46I brought a trunk down from the attic.
00:25:48A trunk?
00:25:49Yes.
00:25:50Were we here?
00:25:51I couldn't say.
00:25:53Well, maybe we're not here now.
00:25:56Maybe.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:00It's two minutes to 12.
00:26:01What about Uncle Walter?
00:26:03Uncle Walter, yes.
00:26:04Uncle Walter, we're just going in.
00:26:09Now, everybody!
00:26:11Stay just where you are.
00:26:12Mulligan, you watch those doors.
00:26:13Gary, you watch that one.
00:26:15Mr. Stephens, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:26:19I wish I thought so.
00:26:21Me too.
00:26:24You have one more minute, Walter Stephens.
00:26:52I can't stand it any longer.
00:26:54I can't.
00:26:55You've got to call the police.
00:26:56You've got to.
00:26:57Mr. Stephens, I'm sorry, but Norma's right.
00:27:00I don't know what this is all about,
00:27:02but certainly if there's something to it,
00:27:04the police ought to know about it.
00:27:05I no longer know what to think.
00:27:07Perhaps you'd better.
00:27:08Hello?
00:27:09Hello?
00:27:13The phone.
00:27:14There's something wrong with it.
00:27:15It's ringing.
00:27:16It's ringing.
00:27:17It's ringing.
00:27:18It's ringing.
00:27:19It's ringing.
00:27:21Aah!
00:27:34Aah!
00:27:35Mulligan! Gary!
00:27:36It's me!
00:27:37Uncle Walter!
00:27:38He's gone!
00:27:39Gone?
00:27:41How can he be gone when every door and window
00:27:42in this room has been locked?
00:27:43Mulligan, check those windows.
00:27:44Gary, check the door.
00:27:46How did you get in here?
00:27:47Why, through this door, sir.
00:27:48How can you when the doors are locked?
00:27:50I beg your pardon.
00:27:51It was not locked.
00:27:52I locked it myself.
00:27:53It is locked.
00:27:54That leaves us deadlocked.
00:27:55It would be impossible for me to walk through the woodwork.
00:27:58Why?
00:27:59Termites do.
00:28:00Oh, this isn't getting us anywhere.
00:28:02Now leave everything to me.
00:28:03The girl ain't going to make a monkey out of me.
00:28:07Now you.
00:28:10Come on, boys.
00:28:14What do these stairs lead to?
00:28:15To the bedrooms.
00:28:16Mulligan, Carradine, you have a look upstairs.
00:28:17Marsden, you come with me.
00:28:18We'll have a look around the grounds.
00:28:19You two look in the servant's wing.
00:28:20With the gorilla prowling around?
00:28:21Not me.
00:28:22Well, all right, then come with me.
00:28:23Oh, never mind.
00:28:24I'll take my chances with the other gorilla.
00:28:25Wait a minute.
00:28:26We can't leave Miss Denby here alone.
00:28:27Well, what are you waiting for?
00:28:28I don't know, but I wish I could think of something.
00:28:29Well, what do you want to do?
00:28:30I don't know, but I wish I could think of something.
00:28:31Well, what do you want to do?
00:28:32I don't know, but I wish I could think of something.
00:28:33Well, what do you want to do?
00:28:35Don't worry, darling.
00:28:36Oh, that's all right.
00:28:37I'll do all the worrying.
00:28:38Marsden, come with me.
00:28:39Oh, uh, you first, sir.
00:28:40Thank you very much.
00:28:41Why couldn't this have all happened tomorrow?
00:28:42What difference would that make?
00:28:43Tomorrow's my day off.
00:28:44Poor boy.
00:28:45Poor boy.
00:28:46Poor boy.
00:28:47Poor boy.
00:28:48Poor boy.
00:28:49Poor boy.
00:28:50Poor boy.
00:28:51Poor boy.
00:28:52Poor boy.
00:28:53Poor boy.
00:28:54Poor boy.
00:28:55Poor boy.
00:28:56Poor boy.
00:28:57Poor boy.
00:28:58Poor boy.
00:28:59Poor boy.
00:29:00Poor boy.
00:29:01Poor boy.
00:29:02Poor boy.
00:29:03Poor boy.
00:29:04Poor boy.
00:29:05Poor boy.
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:07Oh, it's him, it's him.
00:29:08I seen him.
00:29:09I seen him.
00:29:10It's the gorilla.
00:29:11I seen him.
00:29:12I seen him.
00:29:13What's up?
00:29:14I seen him.
00:29:15It's the gorilla.
00:29:16I tell you, he's in that closet there.
00:29:17Oh, Jack, I'm so frightened.
00:29:18All right, come on out there, you.
00:29:19Get him, Mulligan.
00:29:20You heard him, Garatee.
00:29:21What did he say?
00:29:22Are you sure it wasn't an hallucination?
00:29:25Well, it wasn't.
00:29:27I saw him three days in a row over the lake.
00:29:33Not unless that hallucination has hair on it.
00:29:35Come on.
00:29:38Now, ready?
00:29:39Yeah, yeah.
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:42Hang on a minute.
00:29:42Oh!
00:29:43Is he dead?
00:29:45Who is he?
00:29:47I've never seen him before.
00:29:48Do you know him?
00:29:49No, sir, and this is no time for no introductions.
00:29:52He's not dead.
00:29:53Hey, I want that down too.
00:29:55Right.
00:29:56Come on, darling, we're getting out of here.
00:29:57I'm afraid now too for you.
00:29:58I'm afraid now too for me.
00:30:00Oh, Jack, it's horrible.
00:30:02I don't know what to make of it.
00:30:03Now, all I can say is that Grim is around here somewhere.
00:30:05And I know Mr. Stevens is around here somewhere.
00:30:08And if you all look, we'll find him somewhere.
00:30:09I know.
00:30:10Where are you going?
00:30:11Somewhere.
00:30:12All right, men, take him upstairs.
00:30:14Come on, Garrity.
00:30:15You, lead the way.
00:30:16Oh!
00:30:21I'll take care of him.
00:30:23Kitty, get a basin of hot water.
00:30:24Do you mind if I go out of town to get it?
00:30:26You and I have a look around the house.
00:30:28Wait a minute.
00:30:29There's something funny about this.
00:30:30Kitty said she saw the gorilla's arm.
00:30:32We open the closet and find the sailor's body.
00:30:34Now, how did the body get in there?
00:30:36And how did the gorilla get out without her seeing him?
00:30:38That's just what I was about to ask you.
00:30:42Stevens was sitting right here in this chair
00:30:44until the lights went out.
00:30:47Ooh, gorilla, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:30:50Nah!
00:30:54That's funny.
00:30:55What's funny?
00:30:56Nothing.
00:30:57I think I'll have a look around this house.
00:30:59Have a look around the house?
00:31:00Yes, I'll have a look around the house.
00:31:02Yeah, I'll go, too.
00:31:05Hey, that guy won't talk.
00:31:07Why not?
00:31:07He's still unconscious.
00:31:08You're unconscious and you talk.
00:31:10That's great, Chief.
00:31:11Mark that down, Garrity.
00:31:12Right.
00:31:13What do we do now?
00:31:14Well, first, we'll have to reenact the crime.
00:31:16Well, how do we do that?
00:31:17Now, let's see.
00:31:18When the lights went out, Stevens was sitting in that chair.
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:21You're Stevens.
00:31:21Sit down.
00:31:22I'm Stevens.
00:31:23Mulligan, close the doors.
00:31:26Hey!
00:31:28I'm Garrity.
00:31:28I'm Garrity.
00:31:29You're Stevens.
00:31:30Now, sit down.
00:31:31I'll work the lights.
00:31:33One, two, three.
00:31:40That's no use.
00:31:42I don't know if it works for Sherlock Holmes.
00:31:45I don't know why it won't work for me.
00:31:48That's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:31:50He's gone.
00:31:51He's gone?
00:31:52Gone.
00:31:53Garrity!
00:31:54Garrity!
00:31:55Now we have two mysteries to solve.
00:31:58Look, I've got an idea.
00:31:59What is it?
00:32:00If we can find out how Garrity disappeared,
00:32:01we'll find out what happened to Stevens.
00:32:02That's a very good idea.
00:32:04I should have thought of that myself.
00:32:05All right, we'll reenact the crime.
00:32:07Sit down.
00:32:08But I'm not tired.
00:32:09You have to be tired to sit down?
00:32:11I do.
00:32:12You make me tired!
00:32:13Well, then, why don't you sit down?
00:32:15If I sit down, who's going to work the lights?
00:32:17I never thought of that.
00:32:18Yeah, well, sit down.
00:32:19Yeah, sit down.
00:32:20Sit down.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22I can't do this.
00:32:24One, two, three.
00:32:29Mulligan!
00:32:31Oh!
00:32:33Mulligan!
00:32:35Did you lose something?
00:32:36Yes, Mulligan and Garrity.
00:32:38Bring it over there.
00:32:40Now look, sit down.
00:32:42Oh, I don't want to sit down.
00:32:43You don't have to want to.
00:32:44You'll sit down and like it.
00:32:45Well, all right, I'll sit down, but I won't like it.
00:32:47Yep.
00:32:48What are you going to do?
00:32:50What I'm going to do ain't important.
00:32:52Well, what am I going to do?
00:32:54I'm going to sit down and like it.
00:32:55What I'm going to do ain't important.
00:32:57Well, what am I going to do?
00:33:00That's just what I want to find out.
00:33:12One.
00:33:16Two.
00:33:18Two and a two.
00:33:20Two, two, two.
00:33:25Punch you in the head and you'll think I've killed you.
00:33:28Try me.
00:33:29Ah!
00:33:32Ah!
00:33:34Did I hear somebody scream?
00:33:36Well, if you didn't, you ought to have your ears cleaned out.
00:33:39Say, where's Mr. Harrigan, the detective?
00:33:43He's disappeared!
00:33:44Disappeared.
00:33:45What a pity.
00:33:46Pity?
00:33:47Why, it's entirely because, how did you get in here?
00:33:52We, why you, oh, oh.
00:33:55Wait. Now look, I'm very sociable. I want to go with us. People!
00:34:25Come on, get up. Come on, come on.
00:34:52Hey, what's the matter? What's happened?
00:35:09Now look, I'm standing here and all of a sudden everything goes black.
00:35:16Next thing I know, I'm here.
00:35:19That's funny.
00:35:22Hello. Hello, I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
00:35:25No, no, you turn on Willow Drive. Off Highway 22 and hurry, will you? Thank you.
00:35:30Look, it ain't human, I tell you. It ain't human.
00:35:34What isn't human?
00:35:36For a guy to be standing here one minute, and the next minute, he's gone.
00:35:41Who's gone?
00:35:42I'm gone, they're gone, everybody's gone. It don't make sense.
00:35:46It certainly doesn't. Will you have a cigarette?
00:35:48I don't mind if I do. He kidnapped me right from under his very eyes.
00:35:53Who does?
00:35:54The gorilla!
00:35:59Hey, who are you? What do you want? What are you doing here?
00:36:06Listen, old man, you got me all wrong. I just came in to use the telephone. You see, my car broke down.
00:36:11That phone?
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:13Look, that phone is out of order.
00:36:15Is it?
00:36:16Yes.
00:36:18Number, please.
00:36:20Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way.
00:36:23Now, wait a minute, you. You're the guy we're looking for. You're the gorilla.
00:36:26Surely you don't think I'm the gorilla, do you?
00:36:28I stopped thinking two hours ago.
00:36:29But you don't understand.
00:36:30I don't have to understand.
00:36:32Shall I try it?
00:36:33Oh, you've tried enough. Now get him up.
00:36:35Listen, you're making a big mistake.
00:36:37Well, it won't be the first time.
00:36:40Oh, all right. All right, I got you covered.
00:36:45Help!
00:36:46Okay, shake him up. Shake him up.
00:36:49Oh, help! Help!
00:36:54Help!
00:36:55Help!
00:36:56Help!
00:36:57Help!
00:36:58Help!
00:36:59Help!
00:37:00Help!
00:37:01Help!
00:37:02Help!
00:37:03Help!
00:37:04Help!
00:37:05Help!
00:37:06Help!
00:37:07Help!
00:37:08Help!
00:37:09Oh, help!
00:37:12Help!
00:37:15Help!
00:37:18Help!
00:37:23Help!
00:37:25Help!
00:37:27Help me!
00:37:28What's the matter? What is it?
00:37:30I got him. I got him. I tell you, I got him.
00:37:31You got him? Where?
00:37:32Yes. He... Well, I did have him.
00:37:34Here, get me out of these.
00:37:36Keys are in my pocket. Get it right there.
00:37:38Oh, it was terrible. The gorilla. The gorilla.
00:37:40How did you get all tied up like this?
00:37:42The gorilla. I tell you, it wasn't my fault.
00:37:44He came in and hit me. It was...
00:37:46Did I leave him in there?
00:37:54Oh, well, I'm Stevens. My parents.
00:37:57Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. How'd you fellas get in there?
00:38:00You tell me. What are you doing with those things on?
00:38:02Oh, look. A fella walks right in.
00:38:04It was the gorilla, I tell you.
00:38:06He stopped to use that phone.
00:38:08But he didn't get very far. Not with me on the job.
00:38:10Lucky thing for him you had your handcuffs with you.
00:38:12Where is he? Where'd he go?
00:38:13Where is he? I'm the victim. How should I know?
00:38:15Look, boys, I'm telling you, he walked in.
00:38:17Six of them. Six big gorillas.
00:38:19They attacked me. Hit me right on my craw.
00:38:21Look at that lump.
00:38:23Yeah, look at this lump. Look. Right there.
00:38:26These windows are locked from the inside.
00:38:31You're not kidding.
00:38:33With the gorilla right under my nose and a $10,000 reward,
00:38:35he says I'm kidding. Well, are you?
00:38:38Who belongs to this? What is it?
00:38:40A coat. What? Gorillas don't wear coats.
00:38:42Sure they do. Fur coats.
00:38:44There's something screwy about all this.
00:38:46Look, if there's anything screwy about this, it's me.
00:38:50It's me! But I'll soon find out.
00:38:52Each of you grab a wall. What do we do with it?
00:38:55Mulligan, you take that one.
00:38:57Marsden, you take that one. I'll take that one.
00:38:59I'll set this one out. You'll set nothing out.
00:39:01Grab a wall!
00:39:05I'll take it easy.
00:39:07All right, now tap each one of you.
00:39:09See if you can find some trap doors.
00:39:23Oh, it must be out there. Come on, men.
00:39:25Right out here.
00:39:32All right, cover the door, men.
00:39:35What's the matter with all of you? Are you deaf?
00:39:37I've been pounding on that door for the last 10 minutes.
00:39:39Who are you? That's right.
00:39:41Who are you? Never mind who I am.
00:39:43I want to know where Walter Stevens is.
00:39:45Oh, you want to know where Mr. Stevens is, eh?
00:39:47He wants to know where Walter Stevens is.
00:39:49Who do you think we're looking for?
00:39:51I didn't come here to play games.
00:39:53I want to see Walter Stevens, and I want to see him right now.
00:39:55But you don't understand. These gentlemen are detectives.
00:39:57Detectives. Bah!
00:39:59What are you trying to pull on me?
00:40:01I talked to Stevens on the telephone last night.
00:40:03He told me he had a plan to pay his debt.
00:40:05Plan?
00:40:07Yeah, said he'd only just started working on it.
00:40:09Did he tell you what this plan is?
00:40:11I wasn't interested.
00:40:13He was to square up with me here tonight.
00:40:15When I talked to him, he wanted a couple of days more
00:40:17to raise the money that he owes me.
00:40:19Now, where is he?
00:40:21Mr. Stevens has been kidnapped by the guerrilla.
00:40:23Kidnapped by poppycock.
00:40:25Now, look here. I don't know who any of you are,
00:40:27but I do know this.
00:40:29Walter Stevens owes me $250,000.
00:40:31And I'm going to collect it tonight, or else...
00:40:33No, no, you don't, buddy.
00:40:35How do we know you're...
00:40:37Say, who are you, anyway?
00:40:39I'm one of Stevens' clients.
00:40:41I have proof that Stevens has been stealing
00:40:43from his clients' accounts for over a year.
00:40:45I gave him until tonight to return my money.
00:40:47And I'm not going to leave this house until I get it.
00:40:49Yeah, but wait a minute.
00:40:51Wait a minute.
00:40:53I think he's mad.
00:40:55Jack.
00:40:57If what that man says is true,
00:40:59I... I don't believe Uncle Walter could...
00:41:01It's almost impossible to know what to believe, darling.
00:41:03Yet things are adding up.
00:41:05If your uncle did have a plan,
00:41:07if this business of sending for you
00:41:09was part of the plan, I...
00:41:11Take her upstairs and keep an eye on her.
00:41:13This has gone far enough. It's gone too far.
00:41:15It's even gone further than that.
00:41:17I'll be all right. It's just too much excitement for one night.
00:41:19Get your hat and coat, darling.
00:41:21I'm going to see that you get to town
00:41:23and see for yourself.
00:41:25I can't go. It'll be fine, Uncle Walter.
00:41:27We'll take care of that. We'll break this case, won't we, boys?
00:41:29Well, won't we?
00:41:31Oh, sure we will. Sure.
00:41:33Like it was walnuts.
00:41:35You know, I feel sorry for that poor girl.
00:41:37Yeah? What about poor us?
00:41:39Strange men zooming in and out.
00:41:41Animals running around like this was a zoo.
00:41:43Crazy goings-on. I want to go home.
00:41:45I'll say you want to go home.
00:41:47I'm ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of you!
00:41:49Do you want to take a run-out part and leave that girl here
00:41:51and leave that girl here?
00:41:53We're detectives, aren't we?
00:41:55Are we?
00:41:57Haven't we looked all over this house?
00:41:59Yes. No. Where haven't we looked?
00:42:01Well, if there's a cellar, we haven't looked there.
00:42:03I'm glad I thought of that.
00:42:05Say, this looks like a cellar.
00:42:07Where?
00:42:09It's locked.
00:42:11Well, turn the key.
00:42:13Oh, yes. Never thought of that.
00:42:15All right. Come on, then.
00:42:21Anybody down there?
00:42:23Uh, yes. We are.
00:42:25I'll look for a switch.
00:42:27It's around here somewhere.
00:42:33All right. Come on out of there, you.
00:42:35Come on! Get out of there!
00:42:37All right. Come on out of there!
00:42:39All right. Come on.
00:42:41All right. Come on out of there!
00:42:51Mulligan? Where are you?
00:42:53I'm right here, Chief.
00:42:57Uh, Garrity?
00:42:59Where are you?
00:43:01Over here, Chief.
00:43:05Is anybody with me?
00:43:07No. You're alone.
00:43:09Yeah. Awful.
00:43:15All right.
00:43:17All right.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:39Oh! Mulligan!
00:43:41Harrigan! Something bit me!
00:43:43What?
00:43:45First time I saw a mousetrap catch a piece of cheese.
00:43:49Harrigan! Garrity!
00:43:51Come here and get me out of this!
00:43:53Get me out of this thing!
00:43:55Maybe you'd like a rattle.
00:43:57Oh, come on, guys. What are you doing?
00:43:59I'll watch behind you till you're out of breath.
00:44:01Garrity! Harrigan!
00:44:03Garrity!
00:44:05Harrigan!
00:44:07Go away.
00:44:13Stop!
00:44:15Get me out of here.
00:44:17Now, don't worry. I'll handle this.
00:44:19It's a pleasure. Don't worry about it.
00:44:21Okay, buddy.
00:44:23Come on, bud. Get that raccoon coat off.
00:44:25Come on.
00:44:27Get that thing off.
00:44:29Look, must I hit you over the head with this thing?
00:44:35Well...
00:44:37We've been double-crossed.
00:44:46Hit.
00:44:56Let's get out of here!
00:45:06Peters? Yes, sir?
00:45:08What's all that commotion?
00:45:10Sounds like our friends, the detectives.
00:45:12You stay here with Miss Denby. I'll go see what's up.
00:45:16Cognac, Miss Denby?
00:45:18No. No, thank you.
00:45:41What's the matter? What's all the racket?
00:45:43I got him, I tell you. I got him.
00:45:45You got him? Got who? Yes, the gorilla. He's in there.
00:45:47He's in there. I can hear him breathe.
00:45:49That's you.
00:45:51Well, open it. Open it.
00:45:59Have you men been drinking?
00:46:01No, but it's a good idea.
00:46:14What was that?
00:46:18Must be the gorilla.
00:46:20Norma, Norma, where are you?
00:46:22Lights, lights, quick.
00:46:24Jack?
00:46:26A couple of you get after him, quick.
00:46:30You heard him, Mulligan. So did you.
00:46:32Well, never mind that. You take the hall. I'll go this way.
00:46:35I'll stay here.
00:46:37Is something wrong?
00:46:39Where were you?
00:46:41I just went to get some tea, sir.
00:46:43Didn't I tell you to stay here with Miss Denby?
00:46:45I'm very sorry, sir, but I thought perhaps a little tea...
00:46:47What right have you got to think?
00:46:49We're not even thinking.
00:46:51Miss Denby might have been killed.
00:46:53It's fortunate she wasn't, sir.
00:46:55Why is it that something always happens when you're not here?
00:46:58I don't know.
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:04Why is it that something always happens when you're not here?
00:47:07An unfortunate coincidence, sir.
00:47:11What did you find?
00:47:13An empty closet with Harrigan in it.
00:47:20Harrigan, Harrigan, Harrigan.
00:47:22Wake up. Get up. Wake up.
00:47:24The gorilla, the gorilla. Did you get him?
00:47:26No, he got you.
00:47:28Well, it won't happen again.
00:47:30Okay, man. Follow me.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Go down and see where these stairs lead to.
00:47:40Oh, me? Oh, me?
00:47:42Yes, you. Oh, me.
00:47:44It's awful dark. I should have brung my glasses.
00:47:46You never wear any glasses. That's right. I forgot.
00:47:48What's that funny tapping?
00:47:50It's my knees.
00:47:52It's a fine time to be scared.
00:47:54You try and think of a better time. Yeah, well...
00:48:03Oh, there.
00:48:15Look. Look.
00:48:18I've had about enough of this.
00:48:20Me and the gorilla's gonna have a showdown right now.
00:48:23That's right, chief. I'm telling you I can't stand this.
00:48:26Now, don't argue with me. I know what I'm talking about.
00:48:29I'm going in there and we'll look over this house.
00:48:31You'll take orders from me, understand?
00:48:33Now, I'm gonna tear this house apart.
00:48:35Tear it limb from limb.
00:48:37Now, come on. Follow me.
00:48:41I'll show this mug who's a mug.
00:48:43You fellas stick close behind me.
00:48:47If anything happens, leave it to me.
00:48:49I'll do all the talking.
00:48:51Come on, man.
00:48:53People running in here all day long.
00:48:55I've never seen anything like this in all my life.
00:48:57Hey, where are you going?
00:49:05What's eating you?
00:49:11Hey, what have you got there?
00:49:17That Jane must know something or she wouldn't be running away like that.
00:49:20Make a note of that, Gertie.
00:49:22Gertie, what are you...
00:49:52Oh.
00:49:55Oh.
00:50:05Good evening.
00:50:07Good evening.
00:50:09What do you want?
00:50:10Don't be frightened.
00:50:11Frightened? Who's frightened?
00:50:13Don't you come near me or I'll wrap this thing around your neck like it was a pretzel.
00:50:17There's nothing to worry about.
00:50:19That's what you think.
00:50:20Can I give you some advice?
00:50:21No.
00:50:22If I were you, I'd go to my room and stay there.
00:50:24Oh, yes, sir. I was just planning on that.
00:50:26Wait a minute. Where have you been?
00:50:28No place. Honest, sir. I was just getting ready to go to town.
00:50:31Good.
00:50:32Ah! Don't open that!
00:50:33Why not?
00:50:34The gorilla. He's in there.
00:50:35Don't be silly.
00:50:36Oh!
00:50:42Come on, now. Get going.
00:50:44Yes, sir. I'm practically there.
00:50:50Oh!
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:21Oh!
00:51:35It ain't a man. It's a gorilla.
00:51:37We saw it and we felt it.
00:51:38When I tell you the gorilla is a man, I ought to know. I've read enough about him.
00:51:41But how could a monkey have possibly written those notes to Uncle Walt?
00:51:44Maybe it's got an education.
00:51:46Oh!
00:51:47Oh!
00:51:48Oh!
00:51:49Where is he? Have any of you seen him?
00:51:51Who?
00:51:52Poe.
00:51:53Who's Poe?
00:51:54Poe's the gorilla.
00:51:55The gorilla? Oh, you know him, too, huh?
00:51:56Know him? I trained him since he was that high.
00:51:58You're just the one we're looking for.
00:51:59Don't any of you understand? Poe's a gorilla. A trained gorilla.
00:52:02A real gorilla?
00:52:03Sure a real gorilla.
00:52:05So we don't know what we're talking about, eh?
00:52:07Yeah, we know a monkey when we see one.
00:52:09Listen, this is serious. Poe ain't no pet.
00:52:11There's no telling what he's liable to do when I ain't around.
00:52:14Especially with women. He hates women.
00:52:16Well, what's he doing here? What are you doing here?
00:52:18We was hired to come here.
00:52:19We're working at the county fair.
00:52:21Yesterday, a guy comes along, says he wants me to bring Poe here.
00:52:24He says he's giving a party and wants us to put on a ract.
00:52:26Who hired you?
00:52:27I don't know. I don't know nothing.
00:52:29All I know is I bring Poe here, we're waiting out in the garage like he tells me.
00:52:32Waiting to do our stuff.
00:52:34All of a sudden, somebody gives me a clunk over the head and I wake up to a lady's boudoir.
00:52:37But the gorilla, how did he get loose?
00:52:39You're asking me. That's what I want to find out.
00:52:41Listen, this is serious. We gotta find him.
00:52:43We gotta. Somebody's liable to get killed.
00:52:45Them notes from the gorilla.
00:52:47If I ever get you 50, they're addressed to me.
00:52:49Notes? Poe can't write no notes.
00:52:51Even I don't know how to write.
00:52:53Now look, the next time I buck up against that gorilla, I'm telling you, I'll...
00:52:56I'll... well...
00:52:58You'll never know.
00:53:00He'll do it.
00:53:01Listen, have you seen him?
00:53:02Yes, he's in the kitchen.
00:53:03Which way is the kitchen?
00:53:04Through the panel.
00:53:05We'll go with you.
00:53:09Listen, you fellas better wait here. There's no telling what that ape will do.
00:53:13Oh, Jack, I'm so confused.
00:53:16A real gorilla and those notes and...
00:53:21Listen to me, everybody.
00:53:23The gorilla has done his work.
00:53:25Walter Stevens is dead.
00:53:27You will find his body in the garage.
00:53:30Oh, Jack.
00:53:32All right, everybody.
00:53:33Follow me to the garage.
00:53:34Come on.
00:53:37Come on. Come on.
00:53:43He's gone. Poe's gone.
00:53:44I tell you, he's in the kitchen.
00:53:45The kitchen's a wreck. He must be on a rampage.
00:53:47Out of my way, brother. I got my own troubles to worry about.
00:53:49All right, all of you. Out in the garage. Come on.
00:53:53I'll stay here and protect Miss Denby.
00:53:55This way, please.
00:54:01I'll never forgive myself for not calling the police.
00:54:03Why call the police with us around, lady?
00:54:05You couldn't save Uncle Walter.
00:54:07We couldn't, eh?
00:54:08Well, you didn't, did you?
00:54:09Oh, we...
00:54:11That's right, we didn't.
00:54:13I gotta find out how that gorilla gets in and out of here.
00:54:17There must be a secret spring around here someplace.
00:54:20I think I'll look in the back of these books.
00:54:25Eh.
00:54:28Ah!
00:54:30Get in there. Get in there.
00:54:43Hey.
00:54:59Help!
00:55:18Help!
00:55:20Help!
00:55:23Help!
00:55:25Somebody! Get me out of here, somebody!
00:55:29Don't tell me she's the gorilla.
00:55:30I told you I didn't like her looks.
00:55:32Oh, wise guy.
00:55:33Come on, we gotta find the book.
00:55:36What do I do with them keys?
00:55:38Look under the mat.
00:55:41That's funny.
00:55:42Oh, very funny.
00:55:43Will you get me out of here?
00:55:45Listen, what are you doing in Paul's cage?
00:55:47What do you think I'm doing, waiting for someone to feed me peanuts?
00:55:50Get me out of here!
00:55:52Don't you know Paul hates women?
00:55:54So does Kipling. So what?
00:55:55Will you please get me out of here?
00:55:59Open!
00:56:00All right, all right, don't get excited.
00:56:01Paul hates women.
00:56:05Say, wait a minute.
00:56:06I think this was a trick to get us out of the house.
00:56:08Come on.
00:56:10Who are you, anyway?
00:56:11I'm the gorilla's keeper.
00:56:12You didn't give me a crock of a head.
00:56:14No, but it's a good idea.
00:56:15Oh, yeah?
00:56:25Look!
00:56:30He's got her!
00:56:31Wait, don't go near her, or he'll drop her.
00:56:33Paul!
00:56:34Bring it down, Paul!
00:56:35Bring it down to me!
00:56:37Down, Paul!
00:56:38Down to the ground!
00:56:39Put it down, Paul!
00:56:42Down, Paul!
00:56:43Down to the ground!
00:56:44Paul!
00:56:45Stop it, Paul!
00:56:47Bring it down, Paul!
00:56:48Bring it down to me!
00:56:52Put it down, Paul!
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:05Paul!
00:57:06Paul, come back here!
00:57:07I'll be careful.
00:57:29Oh!
00:57:31Oh!
00:57:33Oh!
00:57:35Oh!
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38Oh!
00:57:39Thank you, thank you.
00:57:41Oh!
00:57:42He hit me again!
00:57:44Right here, he hit...
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:48Paul!
00:57:49Let him alone!
00:57:53That's a fine way to treat me.
00:57:55After I give you the best years of my life.
00:57:58You act like that.
00:57:59Listen here.
00:58:02No, no.
00:58:03No kisses.
00:58:04He might have killed somebody.
00:58:06What do you mean, might have?
00:58:13Oh, no!
00:58:14It's all right, lady.
00:58:15I got him.
00:58:16You can keep him.
00:58:17OK.
00:58:18Scram and take this character with you.
00:58:20I was only kidding.
00:58:21Just for that, he gets no C-A-N-D-Y.
00:58:23Oh, that's just C-A-N-D-Y.
00:58:25Sorry if I caused you any trouble, Paul.
00:58:28And just for that, I don't need you to funny papers tonight.
00:58:32I'll put you in bed without any supper, you bad boy.
00:58:39You wait till I get you home.
00:58:41You have to wait the last of this.
00:58:43Go on.
00:58:46Look at that.
00:58:49Why, it's somebody's coat.
00:58:52All right, come on out of there, buddy.
00:58:54So that's how I got clunked on the head.
00:58:56Come on, come on out of there, you.
00:58:58All right, come on.
00:58:59Look, it's opening.
00:59:00Well, come on.
00:59:01Come on, buddy.
00:59:03Oh, so it's you.
00:59:04Do you know him?
00:59:05Do I know him?
00:59:06He's the guy I caught using the telephone.
00:59:07There's no law against that.
00:59:08Never mind law, buddy.
00:59:09Get him up.
00:59:10Now, just a minute.
00:59:11Don't you think you're a little premature?
00:59:12Premature?
00:59:13Well, I can't remember that far back.
00:59:15Just who are you?
00:59:16I'm Detective Colletti,
00:59:18an investigator for the Securities and Exchange Commission.
00:59:21And I'm on the trail of the gorilla just as you are.
00:59:23A detective?
00:59:24How do we know that?
00:59:26Yes, we...
00:59:27Well, what were you doing in there?
00:59:30Investigating.
00:59:31I've been on this case for some weeks now.
00:59:33And I've discovered a little about the construction of this house
00:59:36that my good friend here don't seem to have found out yet.
00:59:41What do you mean?
00:59:42This house is a maze of secret panels.
00:59:46Now, undoubtedly, the voice of the gorilla
00:59:47came through that radio from someplace right in this house.
00:59:50That means that if we find the wire leading away from the radio...
00:59:52We'd at least find the gorilla's hideout.
00:59:54Say, what's going on here?
00:59:55What?
00:59:56Well, here it is.
00:59:57Here's the wire going right in here.
00:59:58It's fine.
00:59:59Now, let's see.
01:00:02Uh-huh.
01:00:10Just as I thought.
01:00:12Here's the wire.
01:00:13Now, by tracing this,
01:00:14I think we may find the answer to this entire riddle.
01:00:18The wire goes in here.
01:00:20Back of this wall is the man we want.
01:00:21Yeah, we'll make a note of that, Captain.
01:00:23Are you all armed?
01:00:24Yes, I'm armed.
01:00:26Shh, quiet, you.
01:00:28Here it is.
01:00:32There is your microphone,
01:00:33and as I expected, there is your gorilla.
01:00:36Mr. Stevens, the gorilla?
01:00:37Well, sure, I could have told you that all the time.
01:00:39I guess the party is over, my gorilla friend.
01:00:41Yeah, but who tied him up like that?
01:00:43I don't know.
01:00:44He figured the game was up
01:00:45and that this would throw off suspicion.
01:00:47This is a homemade job.
01:00:48A child could have done it.
01:00:49Ah, it's preposterous. Don't believe him.
01:00:51I never saw this man before in my life.
01:00:52It's insane.
01:00:54Oh, now what's that?
01:00:56Oh, why is it with all the men in the house
01:00:59they have to leave us here with you?
01:01:01Quiet.
01:01:02Oh.
01:01:05What?
01:01:06Why, it's Mr. Stevens.
01:01:08Alias the gorilla.
01:01:09The gorilla?
01:01:11Him?
01:01:13Oh, I'll never trust another man if I live to be a thousand.
01:01:16You can make that two thousand.
01:01:18Uncle Walter the gorilla.
01:01:21I don't believe it.
01:01:22I think I can make it very clear.
01:01:24Oh, sure we can.
01:01:25Now, first of all, what's that?
01:01:27Oh, I didn't hear a thing.
01:01:29Neither did I, but what was it?
01:01:30You'll soon find out.
01:01:33Hey, what is this?
01:01:34Who hit me?
01:01:35What's going on around here?
01:01:37It's that man again.
01:01:38Oh, there you are.
01:01:39Kidnapped.
01:01:40Kidnapped by the gorilla.
01:01:41Not kidnapped by the gorilla, Mr...
01:01:43Conway.
01:01:44A.P. Conway.
01:01:45The A.P. stands for ape.
01:01:47Mr. Conway, this gentleman is the gorilla.
01:01:50The gorilla?
01:01:51But if Uncle Walter's the gorilla,
01:01:53I don't understand why he should send himself those notes of warning.
01:01:56For two reasons.
01:01:58To keep you here and to throw off suspicion from himself.
01:02:01Miss Demby, under the terms of your father's will,
01:02:04if anything were to happen to you,
01:02:06who would inherit your estate?
01:02:08Uncle Walter.
01:02:09My hunch was right.
01:02:11Your uncle brought you here tonight to kill you for your money.
01:02:14Well, at least he had a reason.
01:02:16So that's why he wouldn't let us call the police.
01:02:18That's exactly why.
01:02:19But what about these men, these private detectives?
01:02:22They almost speak for themselves.
01:02:24Do you think if Stephen's life had actually been threatened,
01:02:27he would have called in three morons such as these for protection?
01:02:31Morons?
01:02:33Hey, wait a minute.
01:02:35I resent that.
01:02:36But I tell you, I saw the gorilla.
01:02:38Right there in that closet.
01:02:39I saw his hand and his arm and it was no optical confusion.
01:02:42What you saw was this sleeve.
01:02:44Another ingenious little invention of Mr. Stephen's.
01:02:48It's a very cute little idea.
01:02:50Well, that about clears the whole matter up.
01:02:54And since it stopped raining, I think I'd better go.
01:02:57You're okay, buddy.
01:02:58He's all right.
01:02:59Congratulations.
01:03:00Let me congratulate you.
01:03:01You were wonderful.
01:03:06Oh, no you don't, buddy.
01:03:07Okay, folks, say howdy to the gorilla.
01:03:10Howdy.
01:03:11All right, give out for this moron.
01:03:13For this moron who's going to blow your brains out.
01:03:16Well, you see, it was only a...
01:03:18Now, all of you stick your hands up.
01:03:20I'm the gorilla, all right.
01:03:22But the cops haven't been able to get me,
01:03:24so don't you halfwits get any crazy notions.
01:03:26And as for Mr. Stephen's, he's just as crooked as I told you he was.
01:03:29The trouble with him is he talks too much and too loud.
01:03:32I got tipped off on what was going to happen here tonight,
01:03:34how he was going to pretend to be me.
01:03:36I was going to get the $250,000
01:03:38and at the same time let him get the blame for all the gorilla murders.
01:03:42Well, you better be careful.
01:03:45I'm a little nervous tonight.
01:03:48Drop that gun and I advise you not to move.
01:03:55Hello, police station, quickly.
01:03:57What is this? I thought the phone was out of order.
01:03:59Maybe he paid his bill.
01:04:00Hello, this is Walter Stephen speaking.
01:04:02Send a squad car to my house.
01:04:04We've got the gorilla.
01:04:05Things are so mixed up around here
01:04:07that even the gorilla doesn't know who the gorilla is.
01:04:09He's the gorilla, he's the gorilla.
01:04:11You know what I'm doing?
01:04:12Look, what's going on here?
01:04:14Don't look so sad, darling.
01:04:16Your uncle isn't a crook
01:04:18and our estate's all safe and sound now.
01:04:20You know, you never can tell.
01:04:22This is liable to wind up to be a mystery.
01:04:23You see, the gorilla murders were threatened to bankrupt our insurance company.
01:04:26Most of the victims were clients of ours.
01:04:28So Conway, our special investigator,
01:04:30cooked up this little scheme to trap the killer.
01:04:32I'm sorry I had to frighten you, dear.
01:04:34And you too, Kitty.
01:04:35Oh, I wasn't frightened.
01:04:37I was numb.
01:04:38You fellas are certainly great detectives.
01:04:40Oh, yeah, we could have told you that.
01:04:42Did you know that Clady was the gorilla all along?
01:04:44Sure we did.
01:04:45No, we didn't.
01:04:46When did you find out he was the gorilla?
01:04:47When I shook hands with him.
01:04:49I don't get you.
01:04:50Well, you see, I was a window trimmer in a department store.
01:04:52And I ought to know a phony feel when I feel one.
01:04:56We'll never be able to thank you, Mr. Harrigan.
01:04:58Oh, well, that's all right.
01:04:59I understand you two are getting married soon.
01:05:01Well, if you call tomorrow soon.
01:05:03Well, remember, if you have any trouble with her,
01:05:05our specialty is following wives.
01:05:11You know where to send a check.
01:05:13And be sure it's certified.
01:05:15From a confederate bank.
01:05:21Bye.
01:05:22Bye.
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