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01:21Hey, hey!
01:24Do you want to buy some peanuts?
01:26Peanuts? No!
01:28It's a long trip down there. You'll have to get hungry.
01:32Can't you see I'm trying to commit suicide?
01:34That's a very bad habit to get into.
01:36I'm only going to do it this once.
01:38Must you?
01:39Yes. I'm sick of getting into trouble.
01:42How?
01:43Sticking my nose in other people's business.
01:45Oh, so that's it. Sit down here.
01:47Have a bag of peanuts.
01:49They're in the house.
01:50So what happened?
01:52It's a long story.
01:53Go ahead. I got a lot of peanuts.
01:55I was a young fella.
01:57She was a farmer's daughter.
01:59I heard that one before.
02:00Wait.
02:01You don't understand.
02:03For 20 years we planned on getting married.
02:05Then all of a sudden...
02:08That's too bad.
02:09What do you mean too bad?
02:11I struck oil.
02:12Oh, you mean...
02:14That's right.
02:15A couple of days ago we were married.
02:17Yesterday we were driving up here for our honeymoon.
02:19You and the farmer's daughter?
02:21Me and the most beautiful girl in the world.
02:27Only 15 more miles and we'll be there.
02:30We've waited a long time for this, Sammy.
02:33Oh, but you were worth waiting for, Sam.
02:36So were you, honey.
02:46Okay, break it up.
02:49Oh, sorry.
02:50You see, we're fresh married.
02:52Not really.
02:54Can I get your driver's license?
02:55Somewhere.
02:59Here it is.
03:00Would you mind driving?
03:02Oh.
03:21Ouch!
03:23Oh, I'm sorry.
03:25You ought to be.
03:26Well, I thought you were a guy trying to cop something.
03:29I just wanted to borrow your tire pump.
03:31Since when do I look like a guy?
03:33Well, from where I was standing I couldn't tell.
03:35Does it hurt?
03:36Of course it does.
03:37Maybe I could help.
03:39Never mind.
03:40Oh!
03:41Excuse me, can I help?
03:43No, thanks.
03:44No, thanks.
03:45Everything's all right.
03:46Now, now, children, that's no way to act.
03:49Why don't you throw that club away, neighbor,
03:50and kiss and make up?
03:51Say, that's not a bad idea.
03:53Wait a minute.
03:54Wait a minute.
03:55She's a little bashful, but we'll be all right, buddy.
03:59We understand.
04:06Hey!
04:07Hey!
04:12Hey!
04:16Here.
04:17Here, let me do that.
04:18I'd rather not trouble you.
04:20Oh, it's no trouble at all, baby.
04:21Give me a chance to improve my score.
04:23Your score?
04:24Well, it's not so good.
04:25One hit, one error.
04:27Get it?
04:28Yeah, I get it.
04:34Ooh!
04:44Better?
04:45Yes, thanks.
04:46How far you gotta go?
04:48West Willow.
04:49It's about 40 miles from here.
04:51I live there.
04:5240 miles?
04:53See, that tire's pretty thin.
04:54It happens to...
04:55Oh, you mean bother.
04:57It's no bother at all.
04:58I gotta go that way, Niagara Falls.
04:59Niagara Falls?
05:00Where's your wife?
05:02I haven't any wife.
05:05No, and I don't want one.
05:07Oh, you don't?
05:08Well, maybe someday after I've had my fling,
05:10but not when I'm young.
05:12No, sir, I can have too much fun on the prowl.
05:16On the prowl?
05:17Yes.
05:18Take our case, for example.
05:20If you were married, I was married,
05:21we'd both be out of circulation.
05:23Who knows?
05:24This might turn into a beautiful friendship.
05:27You know, they build statues
05:29for the guy who wrote the wedding march,
05:31but the guy who wrote the line,
05:33he who loves and runs away,
05:34lives to love another day,
05:36had a former for a lot more fun.
05:38I bet you feel the same way about it, don't you?
05:41Oh, no, I don't.
05:42But I'm glad to know how you feel.
05:44Now, you can just take your pump and go.
05:47Hey, wait a minute.
05:48Don't get me wrong.
05:49I just meant I'm not the marrying kind.
05:51It's nothing to get sore about.
05:52You get away from me, you wolf.
05:55Wolf?
05:56Yes, but you picked the wrong Little Red Riding Hood this time.
05:59You see, I am the marrying kind.
06:01Oh.
06:02And I'm gonna marry while I'm young
06:04and have children, oodles of children.
06:06Well, go ahead.
06:07Have a couple of dozen of them.
06:08There'll be no divorce either.
06:09It'll be till death do us part.
06:11Well, I'm not waiting for death, sister.
06:13Goodbye.
06:14Happy marriage.
06:15Kiss the kiddies for me.
06:16All 24.
06:18I'll thank you to keep my children out of this.
06:23He who loves and runs away lives to love another day.
06:27So I'm a wolf, huh?
06:29Married young.
06:30Have oodles of children.
06:31No divorces.
06:33Who cares?
06:34Ow!
06:39Kiss the kiddies for me.
06:53Okay, how much?
06:5410 geese.
06:55That's 50 bucks.
06:5750 bucks?
06:58That's $5 a goose.
06:59That's right.
07:10You running the tribe, lady?
07:11Listen to me, horn-blower.
07:13I'm a man.
07:14I'm a man.
07:15I'm a man.
07:16I'm a man.
07:17I'm a man.
07:19I'm a man.
07:20I'm a man.
07:21I'm a man.
07:22I've been driving a car ever since I was 12 years old.
07:24I've never had an accident.
07:26Hey, look out!
07:31Are you hurt?
07:32Of course I'm hurt.
07:33Where?
07:34Never mind.
07:36Go away and leave me alone.
07:37Okay, if that's the way you feel about it.
07:38Oh, so you wouldn't leave me in a spot like this.
07:40Well, you just said that.
07:41Don't tell me what I said.
07:43What goes on here?
07:44Oh, he ran me off the road.
07:45I did not.
07:46He did too.
07:47I was coming down the road.
07:49Shh, one at a time.
07:50I can't hear you both.
07:51Go ahead, miss.
07:52Try to pick me up.
07:53I tried to pick you up.
07:56Why, I wouldn't pick you up if I was starving
07:58and you were a ham sandwich with mustard.
08:00Now take it easy.
08:01You're a little excited.
08:02Look, lads, you better drive her into town
08:05and I'll follow along.
08:06What?
08:07Me drive with that would-be Casanova?
08:08I'd rather hitchhike.
08:09Well, I guess you can get going.
08:12Well, thank you, officer, very much.
08:14Hitchhiking's against the law, but I'll get you there.
08:16Get on.
08:17Oh, thanks.
08:18Here you are.
08:22Say, isn't it pretty bumpy?
08:25You shouldn't mind a few bumps at your age.
08:27Well, it isn't my age exactly.
08:28It's...
08:29Oh, excuse me.
08:30Just a minute.
08:34Ouch.
08:36Something wrong with the seat?
08:37No, officer, never mind.
08:38It's nothing.
08:39Just drive right ahead.
08:52Welcome to Fallsview Hotel.
08:55Potter's the name.
08:56I'm the manager.
08:57Pleased to meet you.
08:58I'm Sam Sawyer.
08:59From Oklahoma?
09:01Yep.
09:02Oh, yes.
09:03Your reservations are all ready for you.
09:04Fine.
09:22I'm sure you'll find everything to your liking.
09:24Looks mighty pretty to me.
09:26How about you, Emmy?
09:27Oh, it's beautiful.
09:28Oh, pardon me.
09:29This is Miss...
09:30I mean, Mrs. Sawyer.
09:32My mistake.
09:33I wouldn't exactly call it a mistake.
09:35How do you do?
09:36Oh, well, dear me.
09:37Oh, dear me.
09:39Oh, dear me.
09:40Oh, dear me.
09:41Oh, dear me.
09:42Oh, dear me.
09:43Oh, dear me.
09:45Oh, dear me.
09:46Oh, dear me.
09:47Oh, dear me.
09:48Oh, dear me.
09:49Oh, dear me.
09:51Oh, dear me.
09:52Oh, dear me.
09:53I...
09:56I...
09:57Oh.
09:58I...
10:00Would you mind registering, please?
10:02Sure.
10:03Here you are, sir.
10:06Where do I sign?
10:09Right there, please.
10:15Is someone shaking the desk?
10:16No, I'm afraid you're a trifle nervous.
10:18Now, settle down, Sam, and don't be nervous.
10:21I ain't nervous, Amy.
10:36Pardon me.
10:37Perhaps you'd better do it.
10:38Do you mind?
10:40Not at all.
10:41You see, we've never stopped at a big hotel before.
10:43I understand.
10:51The bellboys are very busy.
10:53We have 350 guests.
10:55Really?
10:59Let me have the key to the bridal suite.
11:01Bridal suite?
11:02Yes.
11:03I'd better take you up myself.
11:04Don't trouble yourself.
11:06We'll wait.
11:07Oh, it's no trouble.
11:08But we don't want to go up just now.
11:09We'd rather just sit down and relax a minute.
11:11Wouldn't we, Amy?
11:13Well, I thought...
11:15Comfy here, ain't it?
11:17Do you think so?
11:28Welcome to Fallsview Hotel.
11:36Will you register, please?
11:38You register, please?
11:53Oh!
11:57This way, please.
12:08Up, please.
12:10The elevators are over here.
12:23Bag's in the back.
12:38I'll have your car here in the morning.
12:41Thank you very much.
12:54The correct time is exactly 7.15.
12:57Welcome to Fallsview Hotel.
12:59I want a room.
13:00Well, the bridal suites are all taken, but I...
13:03Bridal suites?
13:04Yes.
13:06The bridal suites are all taken, but I...
13:08Bridal suite?
13:09No, I just want a room.
13:10So do I.
13:11Naturally.
13:13Show this couple to 427.
13:15Wait a minute.
13:16I said I wanted a room.
13:17Yes, I understand.
13:18And I'm sure that you'd both like 427.
13:21Now, look.
13:22Get this straight.
13:23I want a room and she wants a room.
13:25That's two rooms.
13:26Well, that's rather unusual.
13:29What's unusual about it?
13:30Oh, no.
13:31I'm sure that if you'll take this room
13:32and just talk things over...
13:33I don't want to talk.
13:34What would happen if he did?
13:36Oh, no, I wouldn't be too hasty.
13:37We all have our little troubles.
13:38Little troubles?
13:39Listen, mister.
13:40All I've ever had since I've met this girl is trouble.
13:43Give me that key.
13:44Come on.
13:45Excuse me, please.
13:46Mm-hmm.
13:47Oh, uh, you forgot to register for the...
13:50I can write.
13:51Never mind.
13:52I'll take care of it.
13:54Tom Wilson and wife.
13:59Oh, but Sam, I...
14:01I...
14:02Hey, Usher!
14:03But, Sam, it's none of your business.
14:05No use arguing, Emmy.
14:06I just got to do it.
14:07Mr. Potter.
14:09We've decided that young couple
14:10will be happier in our bridal suite.
14:11I don't understand.
14:12It may be just the thing
14:13to bring them together again.
14:15And we can take their room.
14:16Can't we, Emmy?
14:17But I was looking forward...
14:18You see?
14:19It's all right with Emmy.
14:21Well, the customer is always right.
14:22Uh, boy.
14:23Put that unhappy couple in the bridal suite.
14:25Yes, sir.
14:26I hope you won't regret your generosity.
14:28Give and ye shall receive.
14:30That's my motto.
14:31Lovely day, wasn't it?
14:32No!
14:36We're all ready, sir.
14:37Go on ahead.
14:38It's too crowded for me.
14:39Yes, sir.
14:45This way, please.
14:54You're welcome.
15:02Right here, sir.
15:03Oh, thanks.
15:07Well, this is all right.
15:09Here you go.
15:10Thank you, sir.
16:01Oh, thank you.
17:01Excuse me, Sam.
17:04Sam and I reserved these rooms for our honeymoon.
17:07Oh, so that's it.
17:09But he thought you needed them more than we did.
17:12Oh, you shouldn't have done that. I'll get my things together and move right out of here.
17:15Oh, no, no. Sam wouldn't think of taking them back.
17:18Oh, but really, I don't need all this room. I...
17:20Oh, it's beautiful.
17:22Do you mind if I look in there?
17:24Why, no. Go right ahead and make yourself at home.
17:31Oh, it's wonderful.
17:33Why did I have to give it up?
17:37It's soft.
17:53Oh, Sam, isn't it lovely?
17:57What did you say, Sam?
17:59Do you really want me to sit in your lap?
18:03Well, if you insist.
18:08Oh, Sam, you're wonderful.
18:12Oh, stop, Sam. Stop. You know I'm ticklish.
18:16Coochie-coochie-cooch.
18:18Oh, stop tickling me, Sam.
18:21Oh, just think, Sam.
18:24After 20 long years, alone at last.
18:29I beg your pardon, lady.
18:31Oh, dear. We're not alone.
18:33And you're not dressed.
18:35What? Oh, I'm sorry.
18:37Oh, that's better. Thank you.
18:40Hey.
18:42Oh, dear. I'm sorry. No clothes.
18:49Well, what are you doing here?
18:50What am I doing here? What are you doing here?
18:52This is my room.
18:53I beg your pardon. This happens to be my room.
18:55We'll see about that.
18:56You bet we will.
19:00Hello? Give me the manager.
19:02Give me my manager.
19:03All right. Give me my coat.
19:05Whose room is this? Mine or his?
19:07Yes, whose room is this? Hers or mine?
19:09You don't have to yell in my ear.
19:10I'm yelling in the manager's ear.
19:12Please, please. One at a time.
19:15What kind of a manager are you?
19:16Yes, what kind of a hotel is this? I wanted a room.
19:19I wanted another room.
19:20Yes, that makes two rooms, remember?
19:22Look, Mr. Manager, I'm trying very hard to be a person today.
19:25You're not going to like it here.
19:26This is going just a little bit too far.
19:28When I come to a hotel,
19:29everything I don't expect to find is cluttered up with men.
19:34Oh, Mr. Sawyer, I'm afraid we've made a terrible mistake.
19:37The young couple?
19:38Oh, oh.
19:39Stop that.
19:40Just let me handle this, Mr. Potter.
19:42But you see...
19:43Please. I've been settling other people's affairs all my life.
19:46Haven't I, Emmy?
19:47Yes, but I wouldn't if I were you.
19:49See? Just dismiss it from your mind.
19:52I ain't never made a mistake yet.
19:54Come, Emmy.
19:56Sam!
19:57Yes, Emmy?
20:00Where did you come from?
20:01Harlem, sir.
20:03Oh, my mistake.
20:04Yes, sir.
20:06We'll see who gets thrown out.
20:20I'm not in.
20:21But...
20:23Don't they ever sweep around here?
20:25What do you mean by hanging up the phone in my ear?
20:28Oh, it wasn't me, madam.
20:29It must have been Mr. Potter, the manager.
20:31Well, then I want to speak to him.
20:32Yes, where is he?
20:33Well, Mr. Potter seems to have disappeared.
20:35Won't I do?
20:36Why should I punch you in the nose?
20:38Just one question.
20:39Is that my room or not?
20:41No, it's not.
20:42It's not?
20:43No, it's not.
20:44It's not?
20:45No, it's not.
20:46No, it's not.
20:47Just one question.
20:48Is that my room or not?
20:49Your room?
20:51Oh, yes, of course.
20:52All right, then throw him out.
20:54Just as you say.
20:55You'll throw who out?
20:58I just came on duty.
20:59I'm a little confused.
21:00Well, she isn't out of that room.
21:02By the time I've finished eating,
21:03you'll get what I've been saving for Potter.
21:05Oh, thank you, sir.
21:11Oh, Mr. Potter, what was he saving for you, sir?
21:14The punch in the nose.
21:16Oh.
21:23All alone.
21:24Pardon me.
21:26This way, please.
21:30It didn't work, Sam.
21:32Maybe we could take our bridal suite back again.
21:35Oh, Amy, you can't be an Indian giver.
21:37Besides, we gotta give him...
21:44Yes, sir.
21:46He's her husband.
21:47Oh, thank you, sir.
21:53Don't you think you better eat something before it gets cold?
21:59Hi, neighbor.
22:00Hi.
22:04But aren't you going to sit with the lady?
22:06Say, what is this, a hotel or a Lonely Hearts Club?
22:09But I understood that...
22:10That's the point. You don't understand.
22:12Thank you very much.
22:13I can take care of my own affairs.
22:14Well, it's just as much my affairs as it is yours.
22:16Oh, now, look, lady, are we gonna start this all over again?
22:19I hope not.
22:22How do you like that guy?
22:24Somebody ought to sock him in a kisser.
22:26With a bat?
22:27Yeah.
22:28Can I have a menu, please?
22:34That guy buoys me up.
22:36Well, stop talking and do something.
22:38Go over and sock the big fat.
22:41I think you got an idea.
22:44I don't like your attitude.
22:47What is this?
22:48They don't treat dames that way where I come from.
22:50Well, just where do you come from?
22:52Brooklyn.
22:53And no cracks.
22:54Please, please.
22:55Take it easy, Pop. This guy's asking for a poke in the nose.
22:57Well, all right, let's poke noses.
22:59Oh, yeah?
23:10Hey, give me a hand.
23:12Hey, give me a hand.
23:18Sam!
23:21Feel better, Sam?
23:22I'm all right, Amy, just a little dizzy.
23:25Now, now, children, this is no way to act.
23:27Let's go back and talk it over.
23:29You'll never get me back in that room.
23:31Now, Stunning.
23:32Why don't you mind your own business?
23:35Didn't you like the bridal suite?
23:37No!
23:42All right, you two.
23:44Hey, hey, wait a minute, buddy, you...
23:46Quiet. You lovebirds will do better in a smaller nest.
23:48You're switching rooms with us.
23:50You don't know what you're doing.
23:51Oh, yes, I do.
23:53But we're not...
23:54Quiet. The guy's batty.
23:56Come on, get moving.
23:57Yes, sir.
23:58Right around the corner, down the hall.
23:59Yes, sir.
24:00Go back and talk now.
24:02I'll learn you.
24:04Be right back, Amy.
24:05Hurry, dear.
24:06Hurry, dear.
24:37He's crazy, all right.
24:40Now, why don't you kiss and make up?
24:42Kiss?
24:43Come on.
24:48That's better.
24:49I knew all you two needed was a little persuading.
24:52See you in the morning.
24:57Hello? Hello?
24:58Hello, manager?
24:59Hello?
25:04Good night.
25:06Good night.
25:21Oh, well.
25:37Uh-uh.
25:38Do not disturb.
25:39But I live here.
25:40Oh, I'm sorry. Go right ahead.
25:44Why does she mind her own business?
25:50Amy?
25:51Yes, dear?
25:59Good work, Amy.
26:00They're closer than two peas in a pod.
26:01Nothing will ever split them up now.
26:03Oh, Sam, you're wonderful.
26:05Amy.
26:06Oh.
26:23Sam.
26:24Sam.
26:26Sam.
26:27Oh, you're hiding.
26:29I hope.
26:31Sam?
26:33Well.
26:36Well.
26:41Thanks, pal.
26:42Don't mention it.
26:43Oh.
26:44I was just going out to take a look at the falls.
26:46The view is much better from the inside.
26:48Oh, it is.
26:51Thank you very much.
26:53Don't tell me Daniel Boone is here again.
26:55Yep.
26:56And I'm going to stay right outside the door until you two make up.
26:59There's only one way to get rid of that guy.
27:01That's to make him think we're in love.
27:03Now, if...
27:04Oh, no, you don't.
27:05Oh, now, look, lady.
27:06I don't like this any more than you do.
27:08Why, you stay away from me.
27:09It's our only chance.
27:10Well, all right, but you keep your distance.
27:13Don't worry.
27:14I will.
27:16Darling, uh, we've been awfully silly, haven't we?
27:19Yes, and it took that sweet, lovely stranger to open our eyes.
27:24I'll never leave you alone.
27:27I'll never leave you again, dear.
27:29Not even wild horses could drive me away.
27:32I must have been crazy to think I could ever live even a day without my sweet mansy-wansy.
27:40Kiss me again, sweetheart.
27:43This is wonderful, isn't it, darling?
27:46Nope.
27:47You'll have to do better than that.
27:48Why don't you two get together?
27:51Uh-uh.
27:52More like this.
28:03Hey, take it easy.
28:05You take it easy.
28:08There.
28:09That's more like it.
28:10Good night.
28:11Good night.
28:12Well, that's not so bad.
28:14Let's try it again.
28:15Get away from me.
28:16Just as I thought.
28:18Just as I thought.
28:19Now you two get back together again.
28:24You might as well stay together permanently, because I'm going to be right out here all night.
28:31All night?
28:32Well, that's what the man said.
28:43Howdy.
28:44Howdy.
28:45You looking for something?
28:46Yes, yes.
28:48Which way are the elevators?
28:49Back there.
28:51Oh, thank you.
29:10Is that you, dear?
29:12Yes, honey.
29:13Oh, my goodness.
29:16Stop.
29:24Sorry I run on like I did, but those kids needed more managing.
29:27Everything all right now?
29:28I got them tucked in for the night.
29:30Oh.
29:39Stay away.
29:40Shh.
29:46He's getting up again.
29:48What do we do?
29:49Oh, same thing.
29:50Same thing.
29:51Sure.
29:54Well, let's put on a real good act this time and maybe he'll go away.
29:57Well, you bet.
29:58Because in my book of rules, two people locked in the same room together all night still have to get married.
30:03Sure.
30:04What?
30:05What's the matter?
30:06Oh, on second thought, this won't do us any good.
30:10I got to get out of here.
30:12Good luck.
30:15Wait.
30:16Don't jump.
30:17I'm not going to jump.
30:22Get back there.
30:24Oh, why don't you leave me alone?
30:26You're going to give me more trouble, huh?
30:32I'll be right back, Emmy.
30:34Oh, but Sam, I...
30:37You again.
30:38Yep.
30:39Get back there.
30:40Get going.
30:45Why don't you be reasonable, mister?
30:48You give up hard, but I give up harder.
30:52You're making an awful mistake.
30:54Oh, no, I ain't.
30:57Yes, you are.
30:58We're not married.
30:59Huh.
31:00We're not married.
31:01We're not married.
31:02We're not married.
31:03We're not married.
31:04We're not married.
31:05We're not married.
31:06Huh.
31:07Expect me to believe that?
31:09You must think I'm crazy.
31:10Oh, no.
31:11Oh, not much.
31:12Well, then, stop arguing and stay put.
31:16Get in there.
31:22Back again, huh?
31:23Yeah, back again.
31:24Well, why didn't you tell me...
31:25Did you ever try to talk to a crazy man with a gun that's loaded?
31:28What a spot.
31:29A crazy man on the outside and you on the inside.
31:33Hmm.
31:36Hmm.
31:47Scat.
31:48Meow.
31:52Meow.
31:58All I need now is to have it start raining.
32:05All I need now is to have it start raining.
32:36Sweetums.
32:38Sweetums.
32:40Yes, Snookums.
32:41Love me?
32:43Uh-huh.
32:44Do you love me?
32:46Uh-huh.
33:06Are you cold, honey?
33:07Uh-huh.
33:36Honey.
33:38Huh?
33:39Do you mind if I ask you something very personal?
33:42Uh-uh.
33:44Have you ever had any trouble with your feet?
33:47Uh-uh.
33:49Did you used to do a lot of walking?
33:52Uh-uh.
33:55Honey.
33:56Yes, dear?
33:57Were you born with feet like that?
33:59What's the matter with my feet?
34:01Don't you think they're kind of big for a little girl like me?
34:04Kind of big for a little girl like you?
34:05Well, why?
34:06Well, I was just...
34:12Howdy, folks.
34:13Howdy.
34:16Just passing through.
34:20Good night.
34:21Night.
34:22Good night.
34:26Hey!
34:35Are you back, Sam?
34:37Yes, Sammy.
34:38And this time for good.
34:40Oh.
35:04Sam.
35:05Oh, stop.
35:08Oh, you didn't shave.
35:10But I love your chest the same.
35:14Stop.
35:15Stop.
35:17Sucks.
35:18What?
35:33Oh, dear.
35:34It's you.
35:35Are you hurt?
35:36No, I'm all right, Amy.
35:38Oh, Sam.
35:39Oh, you better get to bed.
35:42I thought you were a cat.
35:43A cat?
35:44Yes, it got right up there in my...
35:49I can't understand how anybody can be so stubborn.
35:51Don't you think it's about time to forget about them and think about us?
35:54Nope.
35:55I can be just as stubborn as they can.
35:57Oh, but Sam.
35:58Oh, dear.
36:00It's...
36:01I'll outsit him if it takes all night.
36:03And he's not kidding.
36:05So you might just as well relax.
36:07Good night, Amy.
36:08Oh, good night.
36:16Oh, scant.
36:33Oh, it's no use.
36:34The guy's got insomnia.
36:44Sam, he's asleep.
36:46Now's your chance.
36:58By the way, what's your name?
36:59Margie Blake.
37:01What's yours?
37:02Tom Wilson.
37:05Well, I'll be seeing you.
37:07So long.
37:09Bye.
37:19Oh, good morning, sir.
37:21Good morning.
37:22I guess this seems a little odd to hear.
37:24I understand.
37:25Just a lover's quarrel.
37:26Perhaps I can help.
37:27Oh, no.
37:30Maybe you can.
37:31Right this way, please.
37:35Here you are, sir.
37:36Thanks, buddy.
37:37Anybody home?
37:38Oh, hello.
37:39Did you forget something?
37:40Yes, you.
37:41See who I've got here with me?
37:42This is Dr. John Foster and Mr. Clark, the witness.
37:45Witness?
37:46Sure.
37:47Oh, I forgot to tell you.
37:48I've decided to marry you.
37:49Well, of all the nerve.
37:51You've decided to marry me.
37:53I like that.
37:55Well, what's the matter with it?
37:56Nothing.
37:57Except I hardly know you.
37:58I've never even told you I liked you.
38:00And you haven't even proposed.
38:02You mean I've got to marry you and propose to you, too?
38:04Well, it is customary.
38:05Oh, that kind of makes it tougher.
38:08I've never done this before.
38:10Do I have to do it, Doctor?
38:12Mm-hmm.
38:14Okay, here goes.
38:16Darling.
38:18Darling.
38:19Look, how would you like to file your income tax with mine?
38:22And have a little exemption running around the house?
38:26I mean, if you haven't got anything better to do today,
38:29how would you like to change your name to mine?
38:31Oh.
38:33Why do you say we just get married, huh?
38:35No.
38:36And no girl would after that proposal.
38:38I guess it was pretty bad.
38:40Well, it was terrible.
38:42Can't blame the fellow for trying.
38:44Well, so long.
38:46So long.
38:47Sorry I bothered you, Doctor.
38:55Hey, I guess you're right at that.
38:57No reason to go away mad, is there?
38:59Well, Doctor says to show that there isn't any hard feelings,
39:02we ought to kiss each other goodbye.
39:04Well, if that's what the Doctor ordered, I...
39:07Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what the Doctor ordered.
39:11Do you, Thomas Wilson, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
39:14Morning, officer.
39:15Good morning.
39:16Will you tell Miss Blake her car is here?
39:18Well, there's no Miss Blake registered.
39:20There's no Miss Anybody registered.
39:22They're all Mrs.'s.
39:23She's here.
39:24Checked in last night.
39:25Oh, it must be a mistake.
39:27No, there's no mistake.
39:28I brought her here myself.
39:29Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a beautiful smile.
39:31I'm sure she'll be happy to see you.
39:33I'm sure she'll be happy to see you.
39:35I'm sure she'll be happy to see you.
39:37I'm sure she'll be happy to see you.
39:39Blonde hair, blue eyes, about five foot four,
39:41and a red sport coat with, uh...
39:43Big buttons?
39:44That's right.
39:45Oh, you mean Mrs. Wilson.
39:47No, I mean Miss Blake.
39:49You mean she isn't married?
39:50No, she isn't married.
39:52Sure?
39:53Certainly, I'm sure.
39:54Not married?
39:57Front!
39:58Front, boys!
40:00Boys, go up to the fourth floor, bridal suite,
40:02and throw those imposters out!
40:03Yes, sir.
40:04Yes, sir.
40:05Right away.
40:10I hope you'll always be very happy.
40:12Oh, thank you, sir.
40:18They must be in the bedroom.
40:19Oh, well, who are you?
40:21Boys, there must be some mistake.
40:23There is, and you made it.
40:24But, what do you want?
40:26Is something burning?
40:28Yeah, the manager.
40:29Here, let me down.
40:30Oh, please, please be calm.
40:32Be calm?
40:33I thought this was a respectable hotel.
40:35It is, madam, I assure you.
40:37Well, anyways, what's my mother going to say
40:39when she hears about this?
40:40Let me down!
40:41Let me down!
40:42Turn me loose!
40:43Wait, wait, wait.
40:44Let me down!
40:45Down!
40:46This is the Sawyers.
40:47You're darn right it's the Sawyers.
40:48What does this mean?
40:49Where did you get these people?
40:50In the fourth floor bridal suite.
40:52But I thought you gave up the bridal suite.
40:54We did.
40:55But we took it back again.
40:56Then that young couple must have left the hotel
40:58sometime during the night.
41:00See, there's nothing to be upset about after all.
41:02Now, just relax, everybody.
41:05Congratulations, Mr. Sawyer.
41:06You saved the reputation of the Falls View Hotel.
41:09Reputation?
41:10Those people weren't married.
41:12Not married?
41:13Sam, they weren't married.
41:15Come along, Emmy.
41:16Well, aren't you going to tell him?
41:18Don't you realize?
41:19I realize you stuck your big nose in once too often.
41:21Shh, shh.
41:22Two wrongs don't make a right.
41:23Emmy, please.
41:24You've got to tell him.
41:25It's the only honorable thing to do.
41:26Tell me what?
41:27Well, you see, I...
41:28Never mind.
41:29I'll tell him.
41:30Now, Mr. Potter, when I took back our bridal suite,
41:32I put that young couple in our room.
41:34You what?
41:35And they're still in the hotel?
41:36That's right.
41:37Mr. Sawyer, your meddling has aided and abetted
41:39in the ruination of this hotel.
41:41Oh, Sam, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
41:45There they are now.
41:46Boys, boys.
41:47Young man, you've deceived me.
41:49I what?
41:50Throw them out.
41:51Hey, what's the matter?
41:52What's the matter?
41:53What's the matter, Tom?
41:54Throw them out.
41:55Hey, hey, what's the idea?
42:02And stay out.
42:05Hot-headed little fella, ain't he?
42:06I don't get it.
42:07I think I do.
42:09Yeah, I think I do too.
42:12Excuse me.
42:13Well, that's how it happened.
42:15It's a bad habit sticking your nose in other people's business.
42:19But that's the way I am,
42:20and I guess nothing will ever cure me.
42:22Oh, I wouldn't say that.
42:27I better start minding my own business
42:29before it's too late.
42:31Too late!
42:34Too late!