Franco e Ciccio sono costretti ad abbandonare il loro salumificio per raggiungere il padrino di Franco, Nico Cavallaro. I due non sanno che questi è un contrabbandiere di stupefacenti e che si vuole servire di loro per trasportare la merce. Ma la polizia è sulle sue tracce e riesce ad acciuffare il boss, assolvendo invece Franco e Ciccio, ma i guai non sono ancora finiti: alcuni contrabbandieri mettono la droga nei loro salumi.
Dopo aver venduto una certa quantità di salami ai loro clienti in Sicilia, i due finiscono loro malgrado in prigione.
Dopo aver venduto una certa quantità di salami ai loro clienti in Sicilia, i due finiscono loro malgrado in prigione.
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00:01:30Are you sure?
00:01:32Are you sure?
00:01:34I don't see anything, I don't know anything.
00:01:39You ungrateful murderer, why did you do it?
00:01:44Why?
00:01:46Shut up!
00:01:48I had to do it.
00:01:52I had to do it.
00:01:54I had to do it.
00:02:00Open up! We know you're in there.
00:02:04It's the inspector.
00:02:06I'm going to open it.
00:02:10Open up!
00:02:12Just a moment, I'm coming.
00:02:16Ah, finally.
00:02:18Good morning, Inspector.
00:02:20I'm sorry, we didn't hear you right away.
00:02:22What can I do for you?
00:02:28You killed him, didn't you?
00:02:30It was him.
00:02:32Spy!
00:02:38I knew it.
00:02:40He came from Argentina.
00:02:42They told us so.
00:02:44I'm sorry, Inspector.
00:02:46Once he was supposed to die, I came from Argentina.
00:02:48What's the difference?
00:02:50The fact is, this pig didn't even pay the tax.
00:02:52Son of a bitch!
00:02:54Someone sang!
00:02:58That's how they learn how to kill a pig,
00:03:00without letting us know.
00:03:02All right, all right,
00:03:04calm down now.
00:03:06Now let's do a good check and see if everything is fine.
00:03:08Let's see a little.
00:03:10You see, Inspector,
00:03:12we sell the famous sausages of the favorite company.
00:03:14We have to sell them in the capital, because in the country
00:03:16they have to pay us at a cost.
00:03:18They have to be hidden,
00:03:20otherwise they buy them all.
00:03:22And they don't pay us at the right price,
00:03:24with the excuse of being all relatives.
00:03:26Sure, sure.
00:03:28But here it turns out that in the course of the year
00:03:303,000 sausages, 7 quintals of sausages
00:03:32and 14,000 salami have been sold.
00:03:34But what salami?
00:03:36Do you deny it?
00:03:38No, it means that there are salami and salami.
00:03:40Ours are the pepper.
00:03:42Not for nothing they call us the king of salami.
00:03:44No, let's look at the records.
00:03:46Let's see.
00:03:48Please, sit down.
00:03:50Be careful with the grain, be careful with the hook.
00:03:52Thank you, thank you.
00:03:54I personally take responsibility,
00:03:56not to say I don't grab one.
00:03:58Let's see a little.
00:04:00Let's see a little.
00:04:02Here are the sanitary books,
00:04:04unloading and unloading,
00:04:06the ticket from Dazio.
00:04:08Unloading, okay.
00:04:10Ha, ha, ha!
00:04:12Ha, ha, ha!
00:04:14Ha, ha, ha!
00:04:16What does this mean?
00:04:18What?
00:04:20What do I care? You are the master books.
00:04:22You write to me that we mix the Dazio meat
00:04:24with pork.
00:04:26I don't understand.
00:04:28They were exchanged.
00:04:30With the leak.
00:04:32Yes.
00:04:34Yes, I wanted to say.
00:04:36That's pork blood.
00:04:38Sangue de porco?
00:04:39No, mi sembra scolorina.
00:04:40No, mi scusa.
00:04:41Ma non esageriamo!
00:04:42Si ha detto che sangue de porco, eh?
00:04:44Non è che insistiate.
00:04:45E dato che ho verificato una situazione irregolare,
00:04:48io sequestro i registri e li faccio controllare.
00:04:51Mi consente?
00:04:52Mi dispiace, ma io li sequestro.
00:04:54A parte che sangue di porco, ma ha messo...
00:04:56Si, si, si.
00:04:58E se dovesse risultare che è proprio scolorina,
00:05:01io vi faccio chiudere bottega.
00:05:03Vi faccio chiudere bottega!
00:05:04Ma io...
00:05:06Ma...
00:05:07Sangue de porco, eh?
00:05:11Siamo rovinati.
00:05:13Siamo rovinati.
00:05:14Lo so.
00:05:19Ti saluto. Come va, Giuseppe?
00:05:22Allora, come fu?
00:05:23Chiudere l'epicero.
00:05:25Per un mese.
00:05:29Ah, chiudere l'epicero.
00:05:31E ogni suonora, Franco e Gigi,
00:05:33partirono
00:05:34dal fascino di Franco.
00:05:35Andarono
00:05:36persone molto potenti, capito?
00:06:05Oh, no!
00:06:06Oh, no!
00:06:07Oh, no!
00:06:08Oh, no!
00:06:09Oh, no!
00:06:10Oh, no!
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00:06:20Oh, no!
00:06:21Oh, no!
00:06:22Oh, no!
00:06:23Oh, no!
00:06:24Oh, no!
00:06:25Oh, no!
00:06:26Oh, no!
00:06:27Oh, no!
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00:06:29Oh, no!
00:06:30Oh, no!
00:06:31Oh, no!
00:06:32Oh, no!
00:06:34Sta' asvando.
00:06:35Eh, figuriamoci quella fetosa.
00:06:38Sento l'odore dei cadaveri come le acque.
00:06:40Eh, no, no.
00:06:41Sono gli avvoltoi che sentono l'odore dei cadaveri.
00:06:43Ah.
00:06:44E tu, dottore?
00:06:45E' vero.
00:06:46E' vero.
00:06:49Se uno studia, non ave tempo per fare i soldi.
00:06:51Se non ti sbrighi a farti operare,
00:06:53gli avvoltoi arriveranno subito a fiutarti.
00:06:55E non fumare.
00:06:56Che fumo un veleno lento, eh,
00:06:58ma diventa rapidissimo
00:06:59quando uno ha delle pallottole in corpo.
00:07:01Just a moment, macellare.
00:07:03Ma figurati, azzecca Carbuglia.
00:07:05Tanto se non lo ammazzo io,
00:07:06ci pensi tu a fargli dare l'ergastro.
00:07:08E finitela voi altri due.
00:07:10Io penso che funzionerà alla perfezione.
00:07:13E la roba ci arriva nascosta dentro queste salame.
00:07:15E siccome vengono di Hamburgo,
00:07:17la dogana chiude un occhio.
00:07:19Sono prodotti del MEC.
00:07:20Di che?
00:07:21Del MEC.
00:07:22Mercato Comune Europeo.
00:07:24E quella dopo entrerà adesso anche all'Inghilterra.
00:07:26E così possiamo mandare i salame anche a Jim Uffetoso.
00:07:31Ti fa male?
00:07:32Solo quando rido.
00:07:36Noi le trasformiamo in salame souvenir.
00:07:38E così le potremo spedire
00:07:40in tutte quelle agenzie turistiche d'Europa
00:07:43che ci servono di paravento alla nostra organizzazione, eh?
00:07:47Perfetto.
00:07:48Ma quanto ci viene a costare al gambo la merce?
00:07:51Prezzo di mercato?
00:07:5210,33.
00:07:53In dollari o in sterline?
00:07:55Eh, fallo spiritoso ora.
00:07:57In dollari?
00:07:58Ma è un affare troppo grosso.
00:08:00Lo sarebbe pure se tu non fossi ridotto così.
00:08:03Rimanda tutto.
00:08:04Questa è la mia opinione.
00:08:05Non è richiesta.
00:08:09Sente, capo.
00:08:10Ma che cosa vai cercando?
00:08:12Hai tre banche.
00:08:14Dieci salle di corso.
00:08:16Cinque alberghi.
00:08:17Io mi domando e dico,
00:08:18ma che cosa te ne fai di queste soldi?
00:08:20Te le vuoi portare nella tomba?
00:08:22Ah, zie Cacarbuglia ha ragione una volta tanto.
00:08:24E se non ti sbrighi a partire, qui ci lasci la pelle.
00:08:27Basta.
00:08:29Statemi a sentire voi altri due.
00:08:31Io non gliela doventa quella schifosa de Bonari.
00:08:33Ossoduro è Bonari.
00:08:34E seppur ha accorto che vuoi scaricarla.
00:08:36Voi credete che glielo perdono?
00:08:38Lo scherzo che mi ha fatto.
00:08:40Io non me lo faccio fregare.
00:08:43Un affare così da quel serpente a Campanella.
00:08:46Assonaglie, capo.
00:08:47Ma si, ma si.
00:08:49Buongiorno.
00:08:50Salute Bonari.
00:08:51E allora amico, come va?
00:08:54Sempre in gamba, eh?
00:08:57Si fa quel che si può.
00:08:59Bene.
00:09:00Nico, hai deciso quando parti?
00:09:02Domani mattina.
00:09:03Partirò con l'elicottero.
00:09:05Ah, bene.
00:09:07Mi fa piacere.
00:09:08Lo so, lo so che ti fa piacere.
00:09:13Ordini, capo.
00:09:14Fa' attenzione a quel porco di El.
00:09:19C'è la guerra ormai.
00:09:22Ma sta' tranquilla.
00:09:24Prima o poi saprò che mi ha sparato.
00:09:35Buoni questi sigari.
00:09:45Tu, Anna Maria, un'altra volta sii più precisa nel tiro.
00:09:49Ha capito che è stata una di noi a colpirlo?
00:09:51Si, ci puoi giurare.
00:09:53Anche se fa il furbo.
00:09:54Farà un elicottero a prenderlo.
00:09:56Bonaria, non potremo farlo saltare questo elicottero?
00:09:59No, ci ho pensato anch'io.
00:10:01Ma sarebbe un rischio inutile.
00:10:03Volevamo levarcelo dai pieti e ci siamo riuscite.
00:10:07Ora prenderemo noi il controllo dell'organizzazione.
00:10:11Prima che quel bandito di Cavallaro torni ricucito,
00:10:14noi ci saremo appropriato della merce.
00:10:17Non saranno certo l'avvocato e il dottore a impedircelo.
00:10:21Certo, hai proprio ragione.
00:10:23Se lo merita quel gran fetente.
00:10:25A noi toccava il rischio di portare la merce oltre il confine per pochi spiccioli.
00:10:29Già, e lui accumulava milioni.
00:10:31Tanto ci andavamo noi sugli sci,
00:10:33con le guatie che ci sparavano dietro.
00:10:35Acciremo subito, appena parte.
00:10:38Anche se ho mandato a chiamare il suo picciotto,
00:10:40un pezzo 890 che lo sostituirà.
00:10:42Questo picciotto è in gamba?
00:10:44Si, certo.
00:10:45Si, se lo ha chiamato lui.
00:10:47Ma noi della scuola di sci gli organizzeremo una bella festa.
00:10:50Anzi, gliela faremo.
00:10:52E' vero ragazze?
00:10:59No avvocato, sbagli.
00:11:02Bonaria per il momento non ci conviene toccarla.
00:11:05Ma Bonaria quando tu parte potrebbe tentare di prendere il posto tuo.
00:11:08Non dimenticare che ufficialmente è ancora il tuo braccio adesso.
00:11:11Ho pensato a tutto.
00:11:14Per questo feci venire il mio figlioccio Franco.
00:11:19Ma questo figlioccio com'è? In gambe?
00:11:21E' quello che ci vuole.
00:11:23Fidato, forte, uomo d'onore.
00:11:25Forse non molto intelligente, ma...
00:11:27Un momento.
00:11:29Ma sa del movimento?
00:11:33Del movimento?
00:11:35Saprà solo quello che deve sapere.
00:11:39Sa che mi deve sostituire.
00:11:42L'importante è che Bonaria sappia che c'è un uomo mio.
00:11:47Di cosa nostra.
00:11:49Venuto dalla Sicilia per prendere in mano la situazione in mia assenza.
00:11:54Voi tenerlo d'occhio dovete.
00:11:56Perché non rovine tutto e non scopra troppe cose.
00:11:59E se però gli succede qualche cosa, come ci dobbiamo comportare?
00:12:04E' già tutto calcolato.
00:12:06Bonaria non lo sarà.
00:12:07E poi prima che abbia capito la situazione...
00:12:09Io sarò di nuovo ricucito e in buona salute.
00:12:13E se lo ammazzano?
00:12:15A un mio figlioccio non lo ammazza nessuno.
00:12:18E poi se lo ammazzano, lo vendico.
00:12:22Sennò che padrino sarei.
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00:13:25Come va?
00:13:27Bene arrivati. Avete fatto un buon viaggio?
00:13:29Scendiamo subito.
00:13:32Bravi, bravi.
00:13:36Stavamo cadendo.
00:13:41Eccoci.
00:13:46Hello, welcome.
00:13:47Prego.
00:13:51Molto benvenuti.
00:13:52Benvenuti.
00:13:54Oh, ma questo è un porto?
00:13:55Si.
00:14:00Cavallerò, cavallerò.
00:14:01Mi aspetta.
00:14:24Oh, restate attento.
00:14:31Avanti.
00:14:36Barreto!
00:14:38Barreluzzo mio!
00:14:44Vieni che ti abbraccio.
00:14:49Bendo, sei bello.
00:14:53Come stai, come stai?
00:14:55Sediamoci.
00:14:57Piange, è emozionato. Sediamoci.
00:15:02Bendo, Bendozzo, raccontami tutto.
00:15:04Tanto tempo che non ci vediamo.
00:15:06Dimmi, dimmi.
00:15:09E quello che è?
00:15:10Come che è? Ciccio.
00:15:12Sissio, vieni avanti.
00:15:14Vieni, vieni, non restare lì imbambolato.
00:15:19Permetti, Sissio, il mio padrino.
00:15:22Anche io.
00:15:23Raccontagli, raccontagli tutte le nostre avventure.
00:15:27Lo sapete, amici, io e Franco quando eravamo piccioletti stavamo sempre insieme.
00:15:31Sì.
00:15:32Eravamo a cussi.
00:15:33A cussi.
00:15:34Quanti ne abbiamo fatti.
00:15:38Non ti preoccupare, anche io e Ciccio ci siamo conosciuti quando eravamo bambini.
00:15:42Lui era alto, alto, è nato alto.
00:15:47E poi il re sta tra di noi, è il re della droga.
00:15:50Della droga?
00:15:51Sì.
00:15:52E di quale tipo di droga?
00:15:53Beh, zenzero, noce moscata, pepe, cannella.
00:15:56Eh, sa, la noce è molto importante, sennò le salsiccette...
00:15:59Ah, già, già, le salsiccette.
00:16:03Ma che fatti?
00:16:04Niente, è un po' esuberante.
00:16:06Alza, ti ho fatto male.
00:16:08Scusami.
00:16:09Ma che sei diventato del ricotta, sarai all'età.
00:16:11Ti ho fatto male.
00:16:12No, no, non è niente.
00:16:14Ma ti ho seguito, sai.
00:16:16Ne avete fatta di strada, tu e il tuo amico.
00:16:18E avete anche un'importante azienda insieme.
00:16:21Senti che parla, senti.
00:16:23Te la do un altro.
00:16:24Eh, l'avvocato ci ha detto tutto e naturalmente è in competenza, si capisce, no?
00:16:29Però non ci ha ancora detto perché ci ha mandato a chiamare.
00:16:32Eh, gli avvocati sono sempre reticenti per queste cose.
00:16:35Anche quando si tratta di una cosa innocente come questa.
00:16:38Vedete, miei cari, io devo andare negli Stati Uniti per una certa operazione.
00:16:42Ah, ah, di borsa?
00:16:44No, no, non borsa, non precisamente.
00:16:46Devo partire domattina.
00:16:48Ma come padrino.
00:16:49Io arrivo e tu parte.
00:16:50Mi lasci solo indefesa in mezzo alla defesa.
00:16:52No, solo per alcuni giorni.
00:16:54Tanto voi due siete meno.
00:16:56E quando torno potremo stare tutti insieme.
00:16:59È inutile, sei sempre buono.
00:17:01Io senza di te non potrei vivere.
00:17:03Dammi un bacio.
00:17:06E ora che parte, mettete la maglietta di lana.
00:17:09A me le partenze mi hanno sempre commosso.
00:17:11Allora, che ti capiti un malanno.
00:17:17Bonaria, pensi che questi due chiamati da Cavallaro
00:17:23Siano veramente due pezzi da 90?
00:17:26No, non credo.
00:17:28Infatti mi sembrano due meriti cretini.
00:17:31Comunque nel nostro piano ci sono variazioni?
00:17:34Ma no, nessuna variazione.
00:17:36Ma stiamo attente, perché quei due potrebbero anche recitare.
00:17:39Anzi, una di voi andrà a fugare appena possibile nella loro stanza.
00:17:45Potrebbero avere qualche documento che ci sia utile
00:17:48per compromettere quella carogna di Cavallaro.
00:17:51Capo, perché non li facciamo fuori?
00:17:53No, mia cara, ho un'altra idea.
00:17:55Se quei due sono quello che pensiamo, ci serviremo di loro.
00:17:58E vedrete che in montagna vi divertirete come non potete neanche immaginare.
00:18:15Li affido a voi altri.
00:18:16Fatele divertire.
00:18:18Andiamo.
00:18:20Buon viaggio.
00:18:21E picciotti, mi raccomando.
00:18:24Scrive un diettato.
00:18:28Ceccio, quante buona, buon'aria.
00:18:34Signorina, siamo a sua completa disposizione.
00:18:38Eppure ho l'impressione di avervi già visto da qualche parte.
00:18:42È possibile.
00:18:43Lei mai stata recalmuto?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46Ha fatto il militare a Mondovì?
00:18:48A Mondovì?
00:18:49Ah, spirito, sì.
00:18:51Ma dobbiamo conoscerci molto meglio.
00:18:53Ma certo.
00:18:54E ho un'idea, un patio.
00:18:56Ah, ma qui partono tutti.
00:18:58Ma allora non è un albergo, è una stazione centrale.
00:19:07Signor Ispettore, è Cavallarò che parte.
00:19:10E noi non possiamo fare niente per fermarlo.
00:19:12Prendi.
00:19:23Qui c'è qualcosa che non va.
00:19:37Noi faremo una visitina alla nostra cara buonaria.
00:19:43E tu andrai a tenere d'occhio l'appartamento di Cavallarò.
00:19:47Va.
00:19:48Un aperitivo.
00:19:50Subito.
00:20:06Ispettore.
00:20:07Senti, Mognini.
00:20:08È necessario essere molto prudenti.
00:20:10L'attento.
00:20:11Ci stanno osservando.
00:20:12Già.
00:20:13Sembra che qui non si possa nascondere nulla a nessuno.
00:20:18Quei due che Cavallarò ha lasciato al suo posto potrebbero essere due pezzi da novanta.
00:20:35Ma che pezzi da novanta.
00:20:37Ho avuto informazione sicura.
00:20:39Sono due poveri diavoli.
00:20:41Non c'entrano affatto.
00:20:42Divertente.
00:20:43Non per quei due.
00:20:44E allora che facciamo?
00:20:50Me ne rendo conto.
00:20:52Ma non c'è altra scelta.
00:20:58Dall'alto è stato deciso che quei due serviranno anche a noi come specchietto per le allodole.
00:21:06Bonaria vuole impadronirsi dell'organizzazione di Cavallarò e prima o poi dovrà decidersi
00:21:17a scoprire le sue carte e noi ne approfitteremo.
00:21:22Intanto rimane al tuo posto in albergo in attesa di ordine.
00:21:26E mi raccomando, prudenza.
00:21:30Bello qui vero?
00:21:32Si bello.
00:21:33Guarda laggiù.
00:21:34C'è un panorama meraviglioso.
00:21:36Finirà che ci porterò anche la mia famiglia alla noventura.
00:21:41Guarda.
00:21:47Dacci un taglio.
00:21:49Non sono venuto qui a perdere tempo.
00:21:51Michael te l'ho detto, presto il traffico della merce sarà in mano mia.
00:21:54Ho quasi eliminato Nico Cavallarò e la prossima volta...
00:21:57Ma al massimo lo hai riempito di pioppo e lui è andato a farsi ricucire.
00:22:02In compenso ha lasciato quei due suoi figliocci.
00:22:05Forse troppo per te e per le tue smorfiose.
00:22:08Devi sapere che i fermi qua attorno si sono ingrassati con tutti i nemici che io e le mie ragazze
00:22:13abbiamo mandato sottoterra, hai capito?
00:22:16Le chiacchiere stanno a zero.
00:22:18Ho bisogno di molta merce per il mio giro.
00:22:20E tu lo sai.
00:22:22Le ragazze fanno il possibile.
00:22:24Ma la sorveglianza è aumentata.
00:22:26Ecco il punto Cocca.
00:22:28Al principio sembrava a tutti una grossa idea quella di nascondere la merce negli sci.
00:22:32Ma ora al confine sorvegliano anche quelli.
00:22:36Dammi tempo Hel, solo un po' di tempo.
00:22:38Voglio scoprire il trucco che sta per usare Nico Cavallarò
00:22:41prima di stenderlo definitivamente.
00:22:44Va bene, ma devi rifare in fretta.
00:22:47Gli affari sono affari.
00:22:49Invece che con te potrei mettermi d'accordo con Nico Cavallarò.
00:22:52No, questo non puoi farlo.
00:22:53I patti sono patti e tu li rispetterai.
00:22:56E chi potrebbe obbligarmi Cocca?
00:22:58Tu.
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00:25:31E chi sarà?
00:25:32Sarà il postino.
00:25:33Come fai a saperlo?
00:25:35Ha bussato due volte.
00:25:36Vai ad aprire.
00:25:37No, no, ad aprire la porta ci vai tu.
00:25:39Io porto il porcellino a fare pipì.
00:25:47Su, vai ad aprire.
00:25:48Un momento.
00:25:51Passami il porcello.
00:25:53Su, vai.
00:25:54Dai, dai.
00:25:59E non mi imbagliare più.
00:26:11Desidera?
00:26:20Ma...
00:26:21Ma scusi.
00:26:25E tu sei il droghiere?
00:26:27Chi è?
00:26:28E lui?
00:26:31Vieni, vieni avanti.
00:26:36Dove la metti la droga?
00:26:38Nel maialino.
00:26:40In quello lì?
00:26:41No, poi se è troppo piccolo, ce ne vuole uno più grosso, sa più carne c'è, meno brucia.
00:26:47Formidabile, questa si che è un vero.
00:26:49Grazie.
00:26:50Ci vediamo se parla meglio.
00:26:53Si, si parla meglio.
00:27:03Dunque, vediamo di ricapitolare.
00:27:07Quanti potete lavorarne ogni mese di maiali?
00:27:10Dipende, di quante maiali.
00:27:12Maiali.
00:27:13Maiali.
00:27:14Maiali.
00:27:15Maiali.
00:27:16Maiali.
00:27:17Maiali.
00:27:18Maiali.
00:27:19Dipende, da cento a centocinquanta.
00:27:22Ah, però.
00:27:23E tutti per la Sicilia?
00:27:25No, esportiamo anche in continente.
00:27:28Sentite.
00:27:29Perché non ci mettiamo in grande?
00:27:31Io ho un giro in tutta Europa.
00:27:34E perfino negli stati.
00:27:37Ci dispiace, ma non possiamo accettare, abbiamo già il nostro giro.
00:27:42Si?
00:27:43Qui si fa il giro, come dico io.
00:27:48Aspetta, non alzi la voce.
00:27:50Questa non è casa sua, è casa nostra.
00:27:59Scusa.
00:28:06Che?
00:28:07Si sente male?
00:28:09Fuori.
00:28:11Via.
00:28:12Fuori.
00:28:18Allora quella lettera diceva la verità, vogliono ammazzarci.
00:28:27E io che ti avevo detto che ci volevano invitare a ballare.
00:28:30Ma dico io, ma perché?
00:28:31Ma perché ci vogliono ammazzare?
00:28:33Ma perché?
00:28:34Per me c'è di mezzo l'industria del nord.
00:28:36L'industria del nord?
00:28:37Ma si, la concorrenza, non hai capito che vogliono i nostri salami?
00:28:40Ah già, è vero.
00:28:42Ma io l'ho sempre detto, i salami del sud sono un'altra cosa.
00:28:47I salami, eh?
00:28:48Perché i muscoli no.
00:28:50Quali muscoli?
00:28:51Modesto.
00:28:54Ma che fai?
00:28:55Ma che mi hai scambiato per un salami?
00:28:57Ma chi te la da tutta questa forza?
00:29:00Beh si, si.
00:29:01Mi puoi spiegare come hai fatto a mettere fuori combattimento quell'ippopotamo?
00:29:06Ippopotamo?
00:29:07Si, quel gorilla.
00:29:08Gorilla o ippopotamo?
00:29:09Insomma quel KO che hai messo KO.
00:29:11KO, KO?
00:29:12Ma che vuoi dire, io l'ho messo fuori.
00:29:14E chi io?
00:29:17Ma come hai fatto?
00:29:18Io non ho fatto, sei stato tu.
00:29:21Io?
00:29:22Eh si.
00:29:23Senti, ti voglio confidare una cosa.
00:29:26Tu, secondo me, sei un falso magro.
00:29:30Eh, ma no, a me non la dai a me.
00:29:32Ma sei peso 57 kg?
00:29:34Eh, fammi sentire il muscolo.
00:29:39La fortuna c'è.
00:29:41E il torace.
00:29:46Eh, buonanotte.
00:29:48Andiamo a letto.
00:30:16Buonanotte.
00:30:47Stretch your hair a little bit.
00:30:50Come here.
00:30:51Come here.
00:30:52Come here.
00:31:16Come to me.
00:31:47Shh.
00:31:54Dormi.
00:32:16Duh.
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00:35:38Duh.
00:35:39Duh.
00:35:40Without chains.
00:35:41Yes.
00:35:42All right.
00:35:43Come in.
00:35:44Come in.
00:35:45The ladies are waiting for you.
00:35:46My feet are frozen.
00:35:47They were frozen to the cream.
00:35:48So.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Well done.
00:35:51Well done.
00:35:52Like this.
00:35:53Well done.
00:35:54Like this.
00:35:55Up.
00:35:56Up.
00:35:57Up.
00:35:58Up.
00:35:59Up.
00:36:00Up.
00:36:01Up.
00:36:02Up.
00:36:03Up.
00:36:04Up.
00:36:05Up.
00:36:06Up.
00:36:07Up.
00:36:08Up.
00:36:09Up.
00:36:10Up.
00:36:11Up.
00:36:12Up.
00:36:13Up.
00:36:14Up.
00:36:15Up.
00:36:16Up.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:18Up.
00:36:19Up.
00:36:20Up.
00:36:21Up.
00:36:22Up.
00:36:23Good.
00:36:24Come on.
00:36:25Let's move forward.
00:36:26The foundation.
00:36:27Come on.
00:36:28Bring it.
00:36:29Bring it.
00:36:30Here we go.
00:36:31Easy.
00:36:34Easy.
00:36:38Relax, sit down.
00:36:40How I like to play racquet.
00:36:42Yes, sit down again.
00:36:44Good.
00:36:45Move like this.
00:36:47Let's play racquet again.
00:36:48Yes, of course.
00:36:49Again.
00:36:51How beautiful.
00:36:54Let's continue.
00:36:56So, where were you?
00:36:59Yes, she was behind.
00:37:03I thought so.
00:37:04We were playing racquet.
00:37:05Do you want to play too?
00:37:07Now let's talk about the jump.
00:37:10Yes, good boy.
00:37:12I need to go to the toilet.
00:37:14No, no.
00:37:15You don't need to go to the toilet.
00:37:16No, no.
00:37:17Relax.
00:37:18No, no.
00:37:19Let him go.
00:37:20Relax.
00:37:21Sit down.
00:37:22Sit down.
00:37:23I'm sorry.
00:37:24I'm a strong man.
00:37:25Strong.
00:37:26Strong.
00:37:27Strong.
00:37:28Strong.
00:37:29Strong.
00:37:30Strong.
00:37:31Strong.
00:37:32Strong.
00:37:33Strong.
00:37:34Strong.
00:37:35Strong.
00:37:36Help.
00:37:37What happened?
00:37:38He was stronger than you, my friend.
00:37:43I knew it.
00:37:47Very strong.
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:51I was right?
00:37:53What is it?
00:37:56Give me a kiss.
00:38:01No, no.
00:38:05My friend Mussi, think of what I can offer you!
00:38:20And it is included in the price of the lessons!
00:38:24You have to choose between me and Nicola.
00:38:34I'm not stupid, I choose you.
00:38:37Ah yes?
00:38:38Good, they are yours.
00:38:41Yes, we are here.
00:38:44The gentlemen who joke with the cigars.
00:38:46It was an accident.
00:38:48Of course it was an accident, but between friends.
00:38:50But what game are we playing?
00:38:52You were in negotiations with me.
00:38:56Is it true?
00:38:58Well, yes.
00:39:00But scoundrels.
00:39:02But they came in.
00:39:05At times they called us, sorry.
00:39:07Tell him you came in.
00:39:10Enough with the jokes.
00:39:12Hey, Dr. Macellai, don't tell me you can't cut salami.
00:39:16How not, lawyer Zecca Carbuglia.
00:39:19Look at the precise cut I made for you.
00:39:26Precious salami.
00:39:27But it is not always said that pork is heavy.
00:39:30Every rule has its exceptions.
00:39:32This is not heavy, it makes you light.
00:39:34Indeed, it even makes you fly.
00:39:39You know what I'm telling you?
00:39:41The only light thing is that the price is good for us.
00:39:46Gentlemen, today's lesson is enough for me.
00:39:50We'll finish the business after dinner.
00:39:53I did it like this.
00:39:55Permit me?
00:39:56Here.
00:39:58Will you allow me one more time?
00:40:02Will you allow me too?
00:40:05What a cold hand you have.
00:40:10What a cold hand you have.
00:40:16The gun.
00:40:18Another gun.
00:40:19But look at these.
00:40:22Come with me.
00:40:23No, I won't let you take my guests away.
00:40:26Do you understand?
00:40:27I'll kill you.
00:40:28No, I have an appointment.
00:40:29Then stay calm, calm, calm, good, good.
00:40:32I have a solution and I will have it.
00:40:34Spit it out.
00:40:35Let's hear it.
00:40:39Come with me.
00:41:02If you give me the gun, I'll kill you all.
00:41:05I have an appointment.
00:41:35I have an appointment.
00:42:05I have an appointment.
00:42:35Run away, run away.
00:42:39Come here.
00:42:40Yes.
00:42:41Come here.
00:42:43What are you doing?
00:42:44Leave me alone.
00:42:45Come here.
00:42:46What are you doing?
00:42:47What are you doing?
00:42:49Follow me.
00:42:56Don't leave me.
00:43:01Here they are.
00:43:02Come.
00:43:05Let's go.
00:43:11What do we do now?
00:43:13I'll take care of it.
00:43:24Where are you going?
00:43:32Let's get out of here.
00:43:34Let's get out of here.
00:43:37Come.
00:43:46Look where you're going.
00:44:04Let's go.
00:44:35The lights went out.
00:44:38I can't see anything.
00:44:41Who is it?
00:44:43Over there.
00:44:44Where?
00:45:04Over there.
00:45:34Let's go.
00:45:57Boss, what have you decided?
00:45:59At this time, the girls will have prepared everything.
00:46:02You'll have to buy those two idiots.
00:46:04It's their last chance.
00:46:25What's new?
00:46:26This, Mr. Inspector.
00:46:27Try to smell it.
00:46:29It smells like salami.
00:46:30And it's not even good.
00:46:32It doesn't just smell like salami, Mr. Inspector.
00:46:34There's something in here.
00:46:36Maybe hashish.
00:46:38Damn.
00:46:39If it were true, we would have the key to everything.
00:46:43I'll send someone to analyze it.
00:46:46Yes, yes.
00:46:51It's nothing but competition.
00:46:53This is the competition that has to kill us first.
00:46:56You too, who put the gun to my neck.
00:46:59The good air.
00:47:01My godfather told him to make us laugh.
00:47:03I'm not staying here.
00:47:05Besides, it's not the weather for me.
00:47:07I'm freezing.
00:47:09I want to save myself.
00:47:11I would say to pack our bags and go.
00:47:14The phone.
00:47:17The phone.
00:47:20Who is it?
00:47:21I don't know who it is.
00:47:26Hello?
00:47:28It's good air.
00:47:30Tell him we're not here.
00:47:33We're not here.
00:47:35Say it.
00:47:36I'm really happy.
00:47:38You know, I even came to ask for news.
00:47:41He didn't have to bother.
00:47:43He was very kind.
00:47:44What does he say?
00:47:47He says he receives many friends and wants to invite us to have a little fun.
00:47:50I don't care.
00:47:51You don't care?
00:47:53We can't accept.
00:47:55We're not ready.
00:47:57We're cold.
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:06Is Franco with you?
00:48:08Yes.
00:48:09Give him to me.
00:48:11I want to say hello.
00:48:13He wants to talk to you.
00:48:14To me?
00:48:15What does he want?
00:48:16I don't know. Come on.
00:48:18I have nothing to say.
00:48:19Come on.
00:48:22I'll tell him.
00:48:24I'll tell him.
00:48:25I'll tell him.
00:48:26Don't accept.
00:48:27Yes.
00:48:29Hello.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:33Yes.
00:48:35Bad, bad.
00:48:38It's possible that he doesn't understand.
00:48:41Or he doesn't want to understand.
00:48:44I still haven't forgotten how you pulled me in your arms.
00:48:50His eyes, Franco.
00:48:52His eyes.
00:48:54As soon as he looks at me, I feel naked and defenseless.
00:49:00It's rude not to listen.
00:49:02No, I'm not talking to her.
00:49:05Yes.
00:49:08I want to see you again, Franco.
00:49:10Do you understand?
00:49:11The party.
00:49:17But the party is an excuse.
00:49:19Please.
00:49:21Don't disappoint me.
00:49:23Don't fail me.
00:49:25Come for my love.
00:49:28But no.
00:49:29Why?
00:49:31Don't make it hard.
00:49:32I'm waiting for you.
00:49:35We can't.
00:49:37No.
00:49:38No.
00:49:39No.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41No.
00:49:42No.
00:49:43Let's accept right away.
00:49:44Let's come right away.
00:49:51Let's go.
00:50:22Let's go.
00:50:29Something's wrong.
00:50:30Listen, Nicole.
00:50:31As soon as those two come, we have to isolate them from the other guests.
00:50:37But let's get them out of here.
00:50:38Not yet.
00:50:39First we'll need them.
00:50:42And how?
00:50:43They will be the egg to bring across the border the drug that Nicole is in charge of delivering.
00:50:48I would play the bone of the neck that that bastard warned the police to make us pinch
00:50:53and so get rid of us.
00:50:55How do you think to convince them to do this?
00:50:57I've prepared a plan, you'll see.
00:50:59All right.
00:51:07Bonaria.
00:51:11So, you understand, I have to go.
00:51:13I introduce you to a friend, Dr. Jacques Clermont.
00:51:16Jacques Clermont.
00:51:17Nice to meet you.
00:51:18Are you having fun?
00:51:19I hope so.
00:51:20Oh, yes, yes, very much.
00:51:21Kisses to everyone.
00:51:25Oh, here I am.
00:51:26Welcome.
00:51:27What a surprise.
00:51:28I was waiting for you with anxiety.
00:51:30Today, with the phone call, we have clarified everything.
00:51:33May I?
00:51:34Tell me.
00:51:36Listen, it's a mazurka.
00:51:37The ball.
00:51:38But of course.
00:51:39I like it very much.
00:51:40As a pleasure.
00:51:41I take off my clothes and I'm right away from her.
00:51:43Yes, I like it too.
00:51:44You know, I feel freer.
00:51:47Please.
00:51:49So, let's dance?
00:51:50He has his head like a billiard ball.
00:51:52Yes?
00:51:53Yes, yes.
00:51:54Please.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:48Come on.
00:53:17Come on.
00:53:42Hot tea?
00:53:43Oh, hot tea.
00:53:45What are you doing?
00:53:46Change the lady.
00:53:47Change?
00:53:48Change the lady?
00:53:49What change?
00:53:50Yes, change, yes, change.
00:53:51What change?
00:53:52Change.
00:53:53So, if you change, I change too.
00:53:55Change.
00:53:56Change.
00:54:07I heard you've made huge progress with the skis.
00:54:10Well, I'm very good at sports.
00:54:13I even did the push-up, you know.
00:54:15I retired after the first defeat.
00:54:17How many matches did you support?
00:54:19One.
00:54:20Magnificent.
00:54:21I did very well to choose you two as goalkeepers for tomorrow's race.
00:54:26Excuse me, what race?
00:54:27Yes, the two-by-five-kilometer race in Salita.
00:54:30Five kilometers in Salita.
00:54:32I'm afraid I don't understand.
00:54:33You two will start from a shelter with two bags,
00:54:36and after five kilometers, you will deliver it to two other athletes
00:54:39who will take you to the finish line.
00:54:41Two bags?
00:54:42Yes.
00:54:43In sports terms, they are also called witnesses.
00:54:46I'm sure that with two champions, we will win without a doubt.
00:54:50Yes.
00:54:51Yes, of course.
00:54:52We will do our best.
00:55:00Two whiskeys?
00:55:02A drop.
00:55:29Is it good?
00:55:31It's good, but Sicilian wine is something else.
00:55:36Do you have a cigarette?
00:55:39Yes, thank you.
00:55:57Franco!
00:56:00What happened?
00:56:02Nothing.
00:56:03I drank some whiskey and I became a gas cylinder.
00:56:07These things happen, don't worry.
00:56:10Are you having fun?
00:56:11Yes, thank you.
00:56:13Please.
00:56:32Please, sit down.
00:56:35Ah, what a nice little place, intimate, chic, really.
00:56:39Do you want to have a little fun?
00:56:41Of course we do.
00:56:42So let's sit down, right?
00:56:51Can I make the room?
00:56:52Half a liter.
00:56:53Please, sit down.
00:56:56Dr. Clermont.
00:56:57Pleasure.
00:56:58Honored.
00:57:01Dr. Clermont.
00:57:02Again.
00:57:04As you can see, there are five of us.
00:57:07Do we play together?
00:57:09What do you mean together?
00:57:10Here you play poker, 50 per person.
00:57:12That's fine with me, as you wish.
00:57:14Excuse me, would you like something to drink?
00:57:16I'll have a Francobol.
00:57:17Ah, the usual spirit.
00:57:19Are you Sicilian?
00:57:20No, no, I'm English.
00:57:21It's strange, the hair color, though.
00:57:23Yes, ah, of the sunset, yes, ass.
00:57:26And where is the money?
00:57:27Eh?
00:57:28The money to play.
00:57:29But what money?
00:57:31You mean the chips?
00:57:32The chips.
00:57:33We two are always companions.
00:57:35But I already told you that we have to play poker.
00:57:38Would you like a cigar?
00:57:39Please.
00:57:40Do you want a cigar?
00:57:41No, thank you.
00:57:42No, thank you.
00:57:44We want to toast.
00:57:46To good air.
00:57:47Ah, thank you.
00:57:50To health.
00:57:55Very good, what is it?
00:57:57Johnny Walk.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:16What are you doing?
00:58:17Do you all do it?
00:58:18Yes, but you make the whole table shake.
00:58:23Open.
00:58:24Jack.
00:58:25Double.
00:58:26Open.
00:58:27What did you touch me?
00:58:29They went away without saying goodbye.
00:58:30I don't understand.
00:58:31Ah.
00:58:42Time for wolves, eh?
00:58:49Ah.
00:58:50Party area, huh?
00:58:53Haha, good.
00:58:55Eh?
00:58:56Eh, buona, buona.
00:58:59Ma che fanno qui le bambole?
00:59:02Non sono andate a portare la merce?
00:59:04Certo che si.
00:59:06E queste che fanno qua?
00:59:07Ma che ti interessa che sia a portare la merce?
00:59:09La cosa importante è che arrivi a destinazione, no?
00:59:12Ah, boh.
00:59:18Allora, mi raccomando, fate presto.
00:59:20D'accordo.
00:59:24Che dice Bonanno?
00:59:26Dice che dobbiamo stare molto attenti.
00:59:29È preoccupata.
00:59:30E allora, dei due siciliani, che cosa ne dobbiamo fare?
00:59:34Quei due devono arrivare al rifugio
00:59:35e tu li accompagnerai fino a metà strada.
00:59:56Il mio compito finisce qua.
01:00:16Al di là di quella foresta, troverete il rifugio.
01:00:21Bucaneve vi sta aspettando.
01:00:22Sì, esatto, ok.
01:00:25Arrivederci.
01:00:41È andata via.
01:00:42Andiamo.
01:00:44L'Alaska dove sarà?
01:00:46Speriamo di non incontrare dei pinguini.
01:00:49Il piede, il piede, il piede.
01:00:55Ah, le foglie, dove sono le foglie?
01:01:09Ah, finalmente.
01:01:12Cosa stai facendo?
01:01:14Hai portato qualcosa da mangiare.
01:01:16Sono certo che non metto niente sotto dente.
01:01:19Ah, fame.
01:01:20Come?
01:01:21La faita è piena di provviste.
01:01:24Sigare, me mangio il sigare.
01:01:27Ma guarda che tipo.
01:01:29Qui non c'è più niente.
01:01:31Ti sei mangiata proprio tutto.
01:01:33Che colpa ho io, zio?
01:01:34Ho fame, eh, dico.
01:01:36Ho fame, ho fame.
01:01:38Aspetta a me.
01:01:39Tu soffri di disfunzioni ghiandolari.
01:01:41Fatti visitare, eh.
01:01:43Sono venuta portarti un ordine.
01:01:44Non mi importo di ordine.
01:01:45A me mi importa di mangiare.
01:01:47Fa vedere.
01:01:48Ascolta, verranno qui due uomini
01:01:51e tu dovrai mettere nei loro zaini la droga.
01:01:53Ma di nascosto mi raccomando.
01:01:55Hai capito?
01:01:56Capito.
01:01:57Bene, io me ne vado.
01:01:59Non ho voglia di farmi sorprendere dalla tormenta.
01:02:01Come faccio io a riconoscermi?
01:02:03Non puoi sbagliare.
01:02:05Due facce da fessi così
01:02:07non le hai mai viste.
01:02:10Ciao.
01:02:11Ah, fame, fame, fame.
01:02:24Posso?
01:02:42Ma questo capanno dove sarà?
01:02:45Non lo vedi che sei cieco?
01:02:47No, ho gli occhiali annevate.
01:02:50Non ho i terzi cristalli.
01:02:53Dove?
01:02:54Ecco.
01:02:55Dove?
01:02:56Ecco.
01:03:02Ma qua non c'è nessuno.
01:03:04Vediamo di là.
01:03:09C'è nessuno! C'è nessuno!
01:03:12Di qua.
01:03:14Ma dove ce l'ha dato l'appuntamento?
01:03:17Ma dove?
01:03:18Ma chi?
01:03:19Franceschi!
01:03:20Permesso?
01:03:21Chi è?
01:03:23Io vorrei sapere chi è che mi ha dato il cazzottone in faccia.
01:03:26Con chi abbiamo il piacere di parlare?
01:03:29Col Bucaneve.
01:03:30O Bucafacce.
01:03:31Bucaneve è il nome di un fiore, cratino.
01:03:33Ah già, è vero.
01:03:34Guardandola bene,
01:03:35mi ha dato il cazzottone in faccia.
01:03:37Ma chi è?
01:03:38Bucaneve!
01:03:39Bucaneve!
01:03:40Bucaneve!
01:03:41Bucaneve!
01:03:42Guardandola bene,
01:03:43si si vede,
01:03:44è delicata,
01:03:45gracile,
01:03:46una sinfine.
01:03:47C'ho la notte che mi vuoi prendere in giro?
01:03:50Non ci permetteremmo nemmeno,
01:03:52non la conosciamo.
01:03:53Non la conosciamo.
01:03:54Io invece so chi siete.
01:03:56Siete gli alfieri di Bonanno.
01:03:58No, no, l'alfiere è lui,
01:03:59io sono il Petrarca.
01:04:00Bene, se ci dai il carico,
01:04:02noi partiamo subito.
01:04:03No!
01:04:04No! Tomani!
01:04:05Non si parte.
01:04:06Piuttosto,
01:04:07non avete niente da mangiare?
01:04:08Da mangiare.
01:04:09Qui c'erano fagioli,
01:04:11qui piselli,
01:04:13qui c'era carne.
01:04:16Ah, ho capito,
01:04:17vuole giocare come fanno a Porta Portese.
01:04:19Qui piselli non ci sono,
01:04:21qui fagioli nemmeno,
01:04:22e neanche qui c'è la carne.
01:04:24Allora stiamo attenti, eh?
01:04:26Questa perde,
01:04:27questa vince,
01:04:28questa perde,
01:04:29questa vince,
01:04:30questa vince,
01:04:31questa perde,
01:04:32questa perde,
01:04:33questa vince.
01:04:34Dove il mangiare?
01:04:35Non c'è.
01:04:36Mangiare non ce n'è.
01:04:39Ah, ma io ho avere fame!
01:04:50Alla buonora.
01:04:51Come mai questo ritardo?
01:04:52Non è stato facile uscire.
01:04:54Novità, ispettore?
01:04:56Purtroppo Bonari ha fatto sparire quei due,
01:04:59proprio sotto i miei occhi.
01:05:01Guardi, l'ho trovato sotto la porta della mia stanza.
01:05:04Chi può essere questo amico?
01:05:06I due siciliani passeranno il confine a Passo del Cervo con la droga.
01:05:11Un amico.
01:05:13Bene, con oggi finisci il tuo travestimento.
01:05:15Finalmente.
01:05:16Qualcuno ha interesse che i due siciliani siano incolpati del traffico?
01:05:22Infatti, anche a me hanno dato lo stesso avvertimento.
01:05:26Non ci sono dubbi.
01:05:28Quei due sono destinati a fare le cavie
01:05:30per sviare i sospetti su Cavallarò e compagni.
01:05:33E ho ragione di credere che anche Bonaria stia facendo un suo gioco.
01:05:38Non mi sorprenderebbe sapere che il biglietto che ho ricevuto
01:05:41me lo ha inviato proprio lei.
01:05:43Già.
01:05:44Certo, ma allora Bonaria si è resa indipendente.
01:05:46È chiaro.
01:05:48La partenza di Cavallarò gli ne ha data l'occasione.
01:05:51Avvertiamo le pattuglie di frontiera.
01:05:53Perché li intercettino.
01:05:55Se i due siciliani testimoniano
01:05:57che è stata una delle ragazze di Bonaria a dar loro la droga,
01:06:00li avremo tutti nelle nostre mani.
01:06:31Ssorrrr
01:06:37Ssorrr
01:06:42Ssorrr
01:06:47Ssorrr
01:06:52Ssorrr
01:07:01Ssorrr
01:07:07Ssorrr
01:07:12E non me scocciare.
01:07:13Ma te rende conto lasciare tutta questa roba?
01:07:15Macellaio.
01:07:17Ma che me diventi più fesso del solito?
01:07:19Non hai capito che quei poliziotti hanno scoperto tutto?
01:07:21Bisogna fare sparire la roba.
01:07:23Questa è l'unica soluzione.
01:07:25Ma sono cento milioni.
01:07:26E sono pure cent'anni di galera.
01:07:28Per Cavallarò è per noi che restiamo qui.
01:07:30E poi ho avuto un'idea.
01:07:32Un po' di roba la manderemo alla salsamenteria alla favorita.
01:07:35Così?
01:07:36Se le scoprono nella galera se la faranno quei due.
01:07:39Certo.
01:07:40Hai capito adesso?
01:07:41Sì.
01:07:47Fame.
01:07:49Fame.
01:07:51Fame.
01:07:53Avere fame.
01:07:55Fame.
01:07:58Fame.
01:08:00Niente non è successo.
01:08:02Niente.
01:08:06Fame.
01:08:08Fame.
01:08:10Dovere mangiare.
01:08:12Capito io?
01:08:13Dovere mangiare.
01:08:23Ma perché mi guarda con quei occhi?
01:08:26Ma quale piccioncino?
01:08:28Io sono Franco.
01:08:29Ma che...
01:08:30Mamma mia.
01:08:31Non mi guardi con quegli occhi carnivori.
01:08:34Ma cosa vuole?
01:08:37Ciriccio aiutami.
01:08:38La gallina.
01:08:40Ciriccio.
01:08:41A te t'ha scambiato per una gallina.
01:08:43Non ci fare caso.
01:08:44E' matta.
01:08:45La gallina.
01:08:46Ma si avvicina.
01:08:50Pio, pio, pio, pio, pio.
01:08:52Ma quale pio che è?
01:08:54C'ho impresa!
01:08:57Corre.
01:09:00Ciriccio, aiuta!
01:09:02Piccioncino.
01:09:09Ciriccio.
01:09:11Con tutte le pelle.
01:09:19Non è così buono.
01:09:21Save me!
01:09:24Let me go!
01:09:26Vicenzini, Vicenzini!
01:09:33Excuse me, madam.
01:09:34Can I offer a slice of cassata to the Sicilian?
01:09:41Eat!
01:09:45Ungrateful!
01:09:46He had the cassata and you didn't give me a little piece.
01:09:50Which cassata? Spugna col dentifricio?
01:09:52Spugna col dentifricio.
01:09:57He's eating it.
01:09:59Look at him.
01:10:01He's eating it.
01:10:09He's eating it all.
01:10:12It must be good.
01:10:15He's licking his fingers.
01:10:17He's still eating.
01:10:20No, no.
01:10:21Ciccio and I have always washed our faces with a sponge.
01:10:27There's a pig.
01:10:28Yes, it's him.
01:10:29He's eating the cassata.
01:10:31Then I'll eat it.
01:10:36Porcelain.
01:10:40How beautiful, beautiful.
01:10:44Porcelain.
01:10:47Come, come, dear.
01:10:50Come here, beautiful.
01:10:53Look how beautiful.
01:10:55Beautiful porcelain.
01:10:57How beautiful.
01:11:01Very beautiful.
01:11:04All pink.
01:11:07You should be roasted.
01:11:13No, not roasted.
01:11:15Roasted, yes.
01:11:16No.
01:11:17Yes.
01:11:18No.
01:11:19Yes.
01:11:20No.
01:11:21Yes.
01:11:22Then I'll eat it raw.
01:11:23No, not raw.
01:11:24Yes, give me the knife.
01:11:25What knife?
01:11:26Give me the knife.
01:11:27What is this?
01:11:28Hurry, hurry.
01:11:29Stop.
01:11:30Murderer.
01:11:31Porcelain.
01:11:33Now the pig is mine.
01:11:35No, Ciccio, the pig is mine.
01:11:37Then it's mine.
01:11:40Listen, let's finish it.
01:11:41Give me this pig.
01:11:42No, no.
01:11:43I want my pig.
01:11:47Where is my pig?
01:11:49What pig?
01:11:50Give me the pig.
01:11:55Ah.
01:12:01I'm sulking.
01:12:03Give me the pig.
01:12:09Ah.
01:12:10So, you want to make me angry?
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:53Halt! Halt!
01:13:10Halt!
01:13:16Let him go!
01:13:19I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
01:13:24I'll kill you!
01:13:26I'll kill you!
01:13:37No! No! No!
01:13:39Help me!
01:13:47I'll kill you!
01:13:50What are you doing?
01:13:53Let's get him! Let's get him!
01:13:56Stop him! Stop him!
01:14:03What's going on?
01:14:06I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
01:14:08What's going on?
01:14:10I'll kill you!
01:14:13What are you doing?
01:14:17I'll kill you!
01:14:23Victoria!
01:14:25We did it!
01:14:27Let's get out of here.
01:14:29Wait, I'll get Ciccio.
01:14:31I'll get him.
01:14:33What's going on?
01:14:34The earthquake.
01:14:36What is it?
01:14:38It's the worst thing in the world.
01:14:40I'm going to fall.
01:14:42What are you doing?
01:14:44I don't know.
01:14:46Ah!
01:14:50The precipice.
01:14:52We have to do the cosmological walk.
01:15:00Don't move.
01:15:02Save me. Save me.
01:15:05Stay calm.
01:15:07I'm going to fall.
01:15:09What are you doing?
01:15:11I made a will.
01:15:13What are you doing?
01:15:15Don't leave me.
01:15:17Don't leave me.
01:15:19Where are you taking me?
01:15:21Save me.
01:15:23Give me a hand.
01:15:25Hold on to my foot.
01:15:27Give me your foot.
01:15:29Here it is.
01:15:31I told you to wash it.
01:15:33Take it off.
01:15:35Here.
01:15:37Give me your hand.
01:15:39Give me your hand.
01:15:41Give it to me.
01:15:43Here it is.
01:15:45You washed it.
01:15:49Are you there?
01:15:51I almost made it.
01:15:53A few more centimeters.
01:15:55I almost made it.
01:15:57I'm coming.
01:15:59Wait.
01:16:01I think I'm saved.
01:16:03Slowly.
01:16:05Wait.
01:16:07Slowly.
01:16:09You look like a dead man.
01:16:11I made it.
01:16:13I made it.
01:16:15Where are you?
01:16:17We're back in balance.
01:16:23We're saved.
01:16:25I want to go back to Sicily.
01:16:27I can't take it anymore.
01:16:29I'll tell Mrs. Bonari.
01:16:31I don't want to go.
01:16:33What is it?
01:16:35The pigsty.
01:16:37I'm not going there.
01:16:39I don't want to go there again.
01:16:41I don't want to go there again.
01:16:43I'm going.
01:16:45I'm going.
01:16:47I'm going.
01:16:49Take it.
01:16:51Where?
01:16:53I told you to take it.
01:16:55Yes.
01:16:57I'm going there.
01:17:03Here.
01:17:05Don't leave me.
01:17:07Go.
01:17:09Don't leave me.
01:17:15Don't leave me.
01:17:17Slowly.
01:17:19Don't move.
01:17:21Don't move.
01:17:25Wait.
01:17:27I'll call Cicciuzzo.
01:17:29Cicciuzzo.
01:17:31Slowly.
01:17:33I got it.
01:17:35I got it.
01:17:37Pull.
01:17:39Slowly.
01:17:41Pull.
01:17:49We made it.
01:17:51Take the bag.
01:17:53Let's go.
01:17:55You take the pig.
01:17:57Yes.
01:17:59Where do we go now?
01:18:01Wait. I have an idea.
01:18:03Yes.
01:18:07The window.
01:18:09The window.
01:18:21Stop.
01:18:29Cicciuzzo.
01:18:31Cicciuzzo.
01:18:33The troops are coming.
01:18:35What are we going to do?
01:18:37We have to stop them.
01:18:39They are coming for us.
01:18:41Don't worry.
01:18:43Oh.
01:18:57Get your mongoliera!
01:19:13Oh.
01:19:30Oh.
01:19:43You owe him, Mr. Barry.
01:19:54Go on, shout.
01:19:54Shouting?
01:19:55Ha!
01:19:56She'll beat you with her trowel.
01:19:58You know she's afraid of water.
01:19:59She's quite afraid.
01:20:01Well, come on, Jackie.
01:20:01Come on.
01:20:03She'll be here any moment.
01:20:04Oh, I'll see what I can do.
01:20:05I'll see.
01:20:06Come on.
01:20:07Just a minute, Jack.
01:20:08I'm afraid.
01:20:08Just a minute, Jack.
01:20:09Come on, Jackie.
01:20:10Come on.
01:20:11Come on.
01:20:12We're going to have to wait a little bit longer, but we're going to have to wait a little bit
01:20:36a little bit longer, but we're going to have to wait a little bit longer, but we're going
01:21:06to have to wait a little bit longer, but we're going to have to wait a little bit longer,
01:21:36but we're going to have to wait a little bit longer because I don't know if Danaiko and
01:22:02He's been there before.
01:22:04Stay calm.
01:22:11There they are! Follow me!
01:22:29Help!
01:22:32Help!
01:23:02Help!
01:23:20Help!
01:23:32Help!
01:23:38What is that?
01:24:02Help!
01:24:26What are you doing?
01:24:28Stay still!
01:24:30Stay still!
01:25:00The 139 has crossed the finish line with a time of 1.31.5
01:25:16The 142 of the Schickleb team in Betone has started
01:25:30The 142 of the Schickleb team in Betone has started
01:25:48He's disqualified! He's disqualified!
01:25:51It's simply ridiculous, gentlemen.
01:25:55And so I would have commissioned the two Sicilians to bring you the drug across the border.
01:26:01But you have no proof.
01:26:03Now, if you'll excuse me.
01:26:09Excuse us! Excuse us!
01:26:12Mamma mia!
01:26:14Yes, it's all the brake's fault. It didn't brake in time.
01:26:19Yes, indeed, we wanted to enter through the door.
01:26:22Excuse us.
01:26:23May I?
01:26:24May I?
01:26:25Of course.
01:26:27The witnesses.
01:26:28Cece, did you hear that?
01:26:30Here are the witnesses.
01:26:31They are locked in a box.
01:26:33The country you go to, the customs you find.
01:26:35Miss Bonaria, the mission is accomplished.
01:26:46Did you see that?
01:26:47It's beautiful, isn't it?
01:26:55It seems to be a well-known drug trafficker.
01:26:58Cece, open up! Open up!
01:27:01Did you order all this money?
01:27:03No, why? Then who ordered it?
01:27:05There's not even the bill.
01:27:06What do you care?
01:27:07The bill will arrive.
01:27:08The important thing is that they sell themselves at a high price.
01:27:12I'm coming!
01:27:17Calm down, calm down, calm down.
01:27:18One to her.
01:27:19One to her.
01:27:20The money to the cash register.
01:27:22Don't waste time.
01:27:23Hurry up.
01:27:24Enjoy it.
01:27:25Smell the fragrance.
01:27:27Join the world.
01:27:29Join us.
01:27:46One at a time, for heaven's sake.
01:27:48One at a time.
01:27:50The money to the cash register.
01:27:52Don't waste time.
01:27:53Bravo, bravo.
01:27:54How are you, Inspector?
01:27:55Let's go, let's go.
01:27:56How are you?
01:27:57Like gold, like gold.
01:28:00Do you have one for me too?
01:28:01Of course, of course.
01:28:03We'll give this one to him.
01:28:05Life, Frank and Ciccio.
01:28:06All right?
01:28:07Delicious.
01:28:08Smell the fragrance.
01:28:09Smell it.
01:28:10Congratulations.
01:28:11Very good.
01:28:12Really good.
01:28:13Smell the fragrance.
01:28:14Congratulations.
01:28:15Give him a hand.
01:28:16Thank you, thank you.
01:28:17And the other one too.
01:28:18Of course, thank you.
01:28:19Come on.
01:28:20Ciccio!
01:28:21Come and see for yourself.