With their smart and succinct wit, the women of Twitter are always on target. Every week, HuffPost Women publishes the funniest 280 character musings from the ladies. Here's a few from this week: @Kristen_Arnett tweets, "You can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender." @sablaah explains, "At the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits..currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes @eggy_boom writes, "I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home." @karencheee adds, "business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)" And @janellejcomic tweets "If you're over 35 whatever you're about to buy, you already have it. Two in some cases. Go look."