Who Wants to Marry My Husband (2002) - (Drama, Romance) - video Dailymotion

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NR | 1h 23min | Drama, Romance | 1 May 2002 (USA)   After 30 years of marriage, Claire is fed up with husband Jack's unfaithfulness and decides to divorce. But she wants to find Jack the perfect woman first. With the help of her daughter, mother and friend who runs a dating agency, Claire finds that her plan takes on an unexpected twist.   Director: Anne Martinot  Writer: Jon Freda  Stars: Christine Decker, Jon Freda, David Cooper

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00:00:00You

00:00:30Oh

00:01:00You

00:01:30Oh

00:02:00Don't you get married you girls never get married better take a chance the world is at your feet

00:02:16Better go and dance on 42nd Street

00:02:30Same old bed same bald head same old pranks that drive you mad same routine

00:02:38every day

00:02:40Cheers you

00:02:57That was a short honeymoon, did you have an accident did he hit you do you want your teddy bear back? Thank you

00:03:03Hey, sis

00:03:05the homesick already

00:03:08You can tell me I didn't put the snake in your trunk George did

00:03:17Ben forgot to get gas

00:03:24We missed our flight and it's the only one out this week

00:03:27Do you know how long you're gonna have to pay for this

00:03:45Looks like you have a lot to think about

00:03:49But not tonight just

00:03:53Make her glow

00:03:55Oh, look, you know, all right, see ya. Good night. Later. Jack. Hmm. Hey

00:04:04Good night

00:04:06Good night

00:04:08Good night. See ya. Good night, son

00:04:12Bye y'all. Good night

00:04:15It didn't forget the gas

00:04:17She told me it was full. What do you think the email enough, but I am on we have to talk

00:04:26I

00:04:29Distinctly remember saying Ben check the gas men need follow-up

00:04:36I've been telling your father to check on things for years. You can't rely on them. Women have to rely on us men

00:04:44every

00:04:45We can't make mistakes

00:04:47Men are too proud to admit their mistakes

00:04:51Your father's no exception and how do we avoid that?

00:04:55by

00:04:58Knowing them. Why are you talking about dad like that? Because he's

00:05:05Because your father doesn't understand me Claire and I

00:05:11Understand each other

00:05:15On the same wavelength, you never told me that there was no need for you to know

00:05:25I kept things under control. I'll tell you something Ben. The secret is to control the marriage and

00:05:33Just how do we do that?

00:05:35Give them what they want

00:05:37Let be responsible. I took care of everything

00:05:43Three of you the house his business

00:05:48Is

00:05:50Not responsible, but he makes money that's it. That's it

00:05:59That's all there is to it

00:06:12It's getting harder to love your father

00:06:18I

00:06:19Hope Ben is good for you. Oh, he will I'll make him happy

00:06:24You're not listening

00:06:26You can't give them too much attention. You just can't give them too much attention

00:06:32That's right. Yeah, you're getting it

00:06:36Hey Jack, huh?

00:06:38Didn't you just buy Zaza the car, right?

00:06:42Did you get a full tank of gas when you picked it up?

00:06:45Well, I had no gas Claire does

00:06:52What are you doing in here, um, why don't you take your brother's room the bed is bigger

00:06:58I want my room you have yours

00:07:12You may be sleeping on the couch tonight

00:07:15Ah

00:07:17Good night, Jack. Good night, Ben. Oh Ben. Yeah, don't run out of gas. I hope not

00:07:23Hey, buddy, there's only room for two tonight

00:07:53Oh

00:08:18Come to Papa

00:08:23I

00:08:53I

00:09:15Can't find my cereal. I don't know you probably finished it and you didn't buy any more

00:09:20Why should I I'm too busy why should I I'm too busy like, you know what busy means Oh

00:09:27Too busy with our studies too busy to shop too busy to cook always too busy for sex sex

00:09:36You don't need me you have plenty of others. Oh boy. Oh, so I can't see you naked anymore

00:09:44only if I want you to

00:09:46Huh

00:09:47Women's live is a requirement for graduation now

00:09:51is math

00:09:52Let's see six hours a semester is a 12 hours a year 120 hours to graduate

00:09:59That's about about 10 years. That's not exactly a fast track

00:10:04It's kind of more like a granny track in it. Get away. You'll need a wheelchair for graduation

00:10:12I could push

00:10:14I

00:10:16I

00:10:42Give it cares. How may I match you? Hi Sue. This is Claire

00:10:47Hey, what's up?

00:10:49Are you free for lunch?

00:10:55Half of tomorrow, okay. Fine. Where would you like to go? Um, I don't know. How about oh, no, how about chase Suzanne's?

00:11:06Okay, all right, I'll see you then

00:11:17Oh

00:11:29So what you think you're a whore

00:11:37When you put it like that, yes

00:11:40Some people find that

00:11:43You are

00:11:45Wanted my opinion. No, not really. I want your help for what to marry my husband

00:11:53He's not my type. No, I want you to find someone

00:11:57To marry my husband you got a divorce. I didn't know that when not yet

00:12:03Now who's the sicko no, listen, it's perfectly logical

00:12:08first I

00:12:09Still feel for Jack. I respect him for providing for the family. Okay, but I don't love him anymore

00:12:18Yeah, I want to keep the family together. Oh

00:12:21Therefore I want to find him a good woman

00:12:25Likes me loves my children and and and is good for Jack. I

00:12:34Need a drink waiter

00:12:37Listen

00:12:39She has to be a good cook not the frozen pizza type. I want Jack to stay in good health

00:12:45Why don't you call Julie a child?

00:12:47I'm being serious

00:12:50Now she can't have any children or want to have them ask why family reunions. I don't have enough chairs

00:12:58Yes, absolutely

00:13:01Hmm and I don't want my children to share their inheritance with strangers you're thinking long-term I like that

00:13:08Thank you. You're welcome

00:13:10besides too many kids are bad for the

00:13:15environment

00:13:20So, can you help me

00:13:24Type no bimbos. They can't cook. Okay

00:13:31Not too young not too old

00:13:34Could you be a little more vague?

00:13:37between 30 and 50

00:13:39All right that narrows it down size

00:13:428 to 16. Yeah, Jack likes a little meat on the bone

00:13:50Generous but not too big check likes that too. Most men do

00:13:56Do you have anybody like that?

00:13:57Well, the breasts are not going to be a problem. Oh check likes real breasts. Oh, that's gonna be a problem

00:14:04And I'm a little short on women who cook you sure you don't want a professional. I have plenty of them

00:14:09Is that legal in Florida?

00:14:12Claire I mean career women. Oh, oh, no. No

00:14:19All right. I have a lot of

00:14:21Men fit this profile. I mean except for the breasts, of course, they cook more and more

00:14:29A man for Jack anything's possible

00:14:36No, not Jack a woman I need a woman

00:14:51I

00:15:21Know

00:15:51Anyway

00:16:00Thank you funny, huh? Yes mama

00:16:03Mama, why don't you try to learn the program? Hey, don't tell me what to do. I'm your mother

00:16:09Okay

00:16:14Well marriage must be good yes and no

00:16:19No

00:16:20Well, things are good, but I just wanna I want to put more time into it. I

00:16:26What I

00:16:28I'm going to quit my job

00:16:30Why?

00:16:32Because I want to stay home with Ben. I want to raise children and have a family. Are you out of your mind?

00:16:37Look at me

00:16:39Yes

00:16:40Yes, you stayed at home with dad and raised. Oh, no, I stayed at home with you. Dad was never at home. I

00:16:48Can make it work with Ben sasa, do you know what it's like to stay at home?

00:16:54There's no time for yourself. No, you're always thinking of them. Your routine is their routine. Oh always cooking for them cleaning for them

00:17:03Carpooling shopping. It's boring. I thought you liked staying home with us. No, I

00:17:11Did it because I love you see that's what I want to do for my children

00:17:18if

00:17:19If you stay at home, you can't have a career and if you don't make money in America, you're nothing nobody

00:17:26You can still work and put them in daycare. No, no, no

00:17:30No

00:17:31I'm not having children so someone else can raise them and then sit them in front of a TV and the mercy of child

00:17:38Molesters. Oh, it's an exaggeration

00:17:40You are the one who said if you want children you have to sacrifice or forget it. Forget it

00:17:48Oh

00:18:05Does she cook well

00:18:09Tomorrow's fine. No your office four o'clock. I gotta go. Are you having a party?

00:18:16No, who's the cook for today? Yes

00:18:22Guess you're getting tired of cooking sort of

00:18:27Why are you meeting a cook at an office?

00:18:33The cook

00:18:36She's for dad

00:18:39she

00:18:43What's going on

00:18:45She's not just for cooking is she

00:18:50No, I

00:18:53I

00:18:56Want to find your father a good woman because I

00:19:00want a divorce a

00:19:03Divorce

00:19:04You can't do that. You you told for that

00:19:09To oh, oh, that's why you're going back to school, huh?

00:19:13So you can make money and get a job

00:19:18Can't you just still stay here no, no, I I

00:19:22Don't love your father anymore

00:19:26I'm like a piece of furniture to him

00:19:30But he loves you and a lot of other women too. I don't believe that it's true

00:19:35I put up with it for 30 years and I'm tired of it finished through why now then

00:19:43Because I don't have to take care of you anymore

00:19:45I don't understand if you want a divorce, then why are you trying to find dad a new wife?

00:19:51He has terrible taste mama

00:20:02Okay, can I meet the cook hi cutie

00:20:13Hey, babe, I asked her I couldn't take your call. I was in a meeting with a couple of really big clients

00:20:19Yeah, I miss you too

00:20:21well, I uh, my schedule's been pretty busy this week, but

00:20:27Let's find time to fit you in

00:20:29Yeah, or vice versa

00:20:31Oh

00:20:36Man I should have retired last year give him a break Steve. He only makes ten million dollars a year. He's right

00:20:42He should have retired

00:20:44Ben I need to talk to you

00:20:47Ben Beto we better go now if we want to miss traffic

00:20:52Steve scored some tickets to the NCAA final fours. I told you remember I did

00:21:02I made a decision about my career. That's real good. Can we talk about it later? Let's go Ben

00:21:07All right, gotta go see you Ben

00:21:32Hmm

00:21:35Into the garden of Eden

00:21:37That's what I call my backyard and you can do the same too

00:21:41All you need is some plants that you want to love and nurture and look after and treat them

00:21:47mothers

00:21:49God has made you the lucky ones

00:21:51You have children to nurture

00:21:54to die

00:21:56Dive them the right way mothers take care of these children

00:22:16So Paul, what do you think well, she certainly is a different from the others a

00:22:24Little over educated maybe be patient patient

00:22:34Excuse me. Yes is Sue here. She's with a client

00:22:53I'll be right back

00:23:18Claire Kim Kim

00:23:24Hmm

00:23:26She's

00:23:28She's my best all right big tits small head small tits big head

00:23:36Are you waiting for Jack to you didn't tell her

00:23:44Kim Claire is Jack

00:23:54Oh

00:23:56No, I'm Claire Claire is Jack's wife. Oh

00:24:00You must be the first wife and you must be the second wife. Oh, no. No, I'm I'm the daughter of the first wife

00:24:08It's an old Chinese tradition, you know first wife choose a second wife before now. What's meow?

00:24:14Mao

00:24:15Haven't you ever seen dr. Zhivago? No

00:24:18But I thought that Mao was a Russian first in Chinese don't say darling so Kim

00:24:25It looks like she has everything that you're looking for. It says she gives good

00:24:34Massage

00:24:40Don't worry, I can't read minds but I can sense or us how nice I also read coins

00:24:45I

00:24:47Chang

00:24:53I'll be right back

00:25:15Oh

00:25:28Isn't she adorable

00:25:32In a primitive sort of way

00:25:36Be patient I

00:25:40Sense your generosity and unselfish heart see

00:25:45I also sense your love of children and family. That's true

00:25:51Good. I love them, too. I'll give Jack many children. I

00:25:57Said no children details darling details. You don't like children just mine

00:26:04Mama what's wrong? I don't want any more children. You might not but dad dad doesn't either that's too bad. I

00:26:12like Chinese food

00:26:15Just kidding. You don't want dad to have more children or you don't want dad to have sex with another woman

00:26:24Mama you're not answering me Zaza. This is not the place Zaza

00:26:34Oh, it's been a while, yes, it has Zaza. This is Sharon your babysitter remember

00:26:39I

00:26:45Said you were babysitting Zaza. Look at you all grown up and you you haven't changed a bit. What's your secret? Oh, what's yours?

00:26:52You look beautiful. Thank you. So what have you been doing? Oh, you know the usual

00:26:59business degree married

00:27:01Divorced work out. Do you have any children? No, do you wanna knee? No mama

00:27:08Do you have a card? Yes, I do

00:27:14I'll call you. I would love that

00:27:17Talk about fate. It was good seeing you. We'll see you again soon

00:27:24Bye bye bye mama. I know what you're planning. Oh, you are wicked

00:27:38Oh

00:27:43Well, you let him slide that ring

00:27:48You said this in a date you started losing your way and appealing your dreams come true

00:27:56Stress but you believe in success. How come nobody said to you?

00:28:02Hey girls, don't you get married you're expecting the Queen?

00:28:07No, just you and

00:28:10Sharon well, what am I sharing?

00:28:14Ha ha ha no, who's sharing she used to babysit Zaza. Remember? Oh, yeah, right

00:28:20What's with all the food? I wanted to eat quail and they were on sale for for the price of two

00:28:30You're gonna stay like that why not? No, no, no

00:28:37Come I

00:28:44Saw that

00:29:01My quails will burn my quails are burning right now

00:29:07I

00:29:12What a dump here

00:29:17And

00:29:18Wear a tie. I don't want to wear a tie pick one. I love it when you're aggressive you pick

00:29:37It's better with your fingers, thanks

00:29:44Mmm, this is good garnish game hen. It's quail. Oh

00:29:50Jack felt the same way when he ate it the first time

00:29:55It's good good

00:29:59So, um

00:30:01Think you'll get married again. Oh, well if I find the right man, I'd like to know what a right man is

00:30:08Someone who can make me laugh. Huh? See

00:30:12Hmm and what else honest mature take out the garbage

00:30:19That's me don't flatter yourself

00:30:23and

00:30:25You don't want children

00:30:27No, I enjoy my sister's kids. That's enough

00:30:32Good Oh, would you like some coffee? Love some Jack? Sure. I'll be right back

00:30:47So, are you uh

00:30:49Still babysitting. I'm so sorry. I forgot. Oh, yeah, let's clear the table

00:31:01You

00:31:07Got it

00:31:11Can you carry this to I'll leave it for when you come back

00:31:19So, where do you work

00:31:21you first

00:31:22I'm an executive assistant at a law firm downtown and you you still on computers. Yeah, but I'm an internet portals now

00:31:31Portals. Yeah, I'm the keeper of the gateway to cyberspace

00:31:34It's marketing. Actually, I work downtown too. I'm on the Internet all the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh

00:31:40Well, let me show you a fun chat room

00:31:55You won't be able to get in I just turned 18

00:31:59You don't look it

00:32:03Good

00:32:06Enter chat name sex and age. Oh now wait, let me go first

00:32:11first name peach your turn

00:32:14last name

00:32:16pits

00:32:18All right, peach pants

00:32:20What do you want for sex hmm sex and it

00:32:37Okay

00:32:38It sure is pretty weather. Oh, yeah, it's wonderful. Well, this looks tasty. Thank you

00:32:46Huh, you didn't have to go through all this trouble

00:32:49Poor Papa. I love to cook. Do you cook not like this?

00:32:54In fact, not at all. I can't even skin a carrot

00:33:01Poor man who?

00:33:04the right man you want

00:33:08You'll just have to cook. I have a career

00:33:11That's true. I suppose

00:33:14Thank you, dear

00:33:28Did you find her attractive well, she knows computers

00:33:37Why are you jealous who turned you on me or her

00:33:44I

00:33:49You're ruining the moment

00:34:10But of course

00:34:13I will be dead and you will never know

00:34:36There are good things in life

00:34:43Me

00:34:46You're not glowing is something wrong the jet need Viagra

00:34:52Viagra

00:34:57Good cake. I bought it. You never buy me cake. Well, of course not you only like vegetables and tofu

00:35:06You don't cut hair today

00:35:08Memo, I don't cut hair. I'm the manager of the salon

00:35:13Bonjour

00:35:15This is awful something wrong

00:35:18you see I

00:35:20Haven't the time whatever. I need your red dress. Why didn't you ask me? I'm not going to Montegraff

00:35:27I'm going to a gay pride party. What is it different?

00:35:30mom

00:35:32How's your new lover?

00:35:34How did you know I didn't sleep at all last night you won't too much. Is he good?

00:35:42Your room's on the other side of the condo. How did you hear us? I am NOT an ease

00:35:48Get the dress

00:35:51Yes, it's terrible I know what's called the paramedics

00:35:58In Zaza's room

00:36:01Separate beds I knew it

00:36:03careful

00:36:05Not enough sex is very bad for the skin. How do you think I stay like this?

00:36:11Do you remember when I was got no more war stories we know all about your lovers in France Papa the general

00:36:18The priest the priest he was a monk a very big monk. Do you remember that time?

00:36:27Would you sit me up

00:36:29You've lost weight. Oh

00:36:31You lose too much weight the wrinkles show more perhaps, but I feel good not like you

00:36:38Maybe you should give Jack more Viagra Jack on the agro would be like a Greyhound on amphetamines

00:36:44Incredible you look just like me when I first met your Papa I

00:36:51Was performing in London for the Allies

00:36:55They were going to liberate France, and they came to see me to give them courage to die for their country

00:37:07I

00:37:37Play show

00:37:50Our eyes met and I just say

00:37:54You

00:38:03As soon as your Papa liberated Paris with Charles de Gaulle at his side he called me to come to be with him I

00:38:15Sacrificed my career for him

00:38:17Never looking back. We were one

00:38:20But I longed for America

00:38:30Michelle in my belly poor Pierre he could not stand the hamburgers

00:38:41So he took Michelle back to France to be with his parents a life of nightmare

00:38:47I

00:38:52Returned to the theater

00:39:03Okay, Claire and ready and sway all right good good good good all right and sit and sway all right great great ready and

00:39:11Sway good. I machines almost empty Claire and ready and

00:39:16Swing good good good eyes on the ball

00:39:21What's the matter you tired uh-huh we'll take a break this is good idea all right, then we'll take a break man all right

00:39:27five minutes

00:39:34Now is that skirt turquoise or powder blue

00:39:47Well you seem pretty up-to-date yes, I guess I am I just got married

00:39:53Shame on you. You didn't tell me I know I'm sorry, but Rosita, and I wanted a private ceremony

00:40:02Rosie does his name her name does Klaus know about this

00:40:09Yes

00:40:11See I met Rosita's brother in Cuba a few years ago. Oh, we dated a little bit

00:40:15Why didn't you stay with a brother? We sort of had a little language barrier. He spoke monogamy I didn't

00:40:24But I am helping her out getting her green card when she gets here to America, so

00:40:30Yeah

00:40:33Does she cook yes, she does quite well as a matter of fact good what

00:40:40Good for you

00:40:42Yeah, she's also a great little photographer really yeah, thanks great pictures

00:41:00Are you about finished

00:41:12What time are you planning on a coming home tomorrow? Why you got naked dancing boys coming over

00:41:21No I was wondering when to make dinner

00:41:25The usual seven

00:41:30Good night, then night

00:41:42I

00:42:07Know

00:42:12It's a breather

00:42:17Hello this is Claire. I hope I'm not disturbing you no no not at all I

00:42:24Was wondering are you free tomorrow evening?

00:42:29Let me check my schedule

00:42:34How about 730 at the club

00:42:37No, no no not at the club at my house for dinner eight o'clock

00:42:42bring your wife

00:42:43Both of them if you want oh wait a minute

00:42:48You want to go dinner tomorrow night eight o'clock?

00:42:51It's free

00:42:54No, it's too late. I don't want to miss make me dream

00:42:58I go I

00:43:01can go

00:43:03Claire yeah, I'll bring Rosita

00:43:09Good

00:43:11Tell her to bring her photographs

00:43:18Hi good evening hi

00:43:21You're bruised tennis pro right yes

00:43:26The photographer right

00:43:28Rosita Rosita

00:43:30Roberta Rosita they're both row row tie

00:43:33At least I got the photographer right see that. It's nice to meet you. Thank you. You know Claire

00:43:38I love what you're done with the colors

00:43:41Thank you. I really love your out. Oh, thank you. That is so authentic

00:43:50Yes, relax, I'll be right back

00:44:07Well

00:44:10Ah

00:44:12Excuse me

00:44:21Tell me stuff Oh

00:44:24Bruce hmm is he a little light in the boots

00:44:28He's married. Yeah, but would you bring this in please?

00:44:40Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, hey Jack. Oh

00:44:49We say

00:44:5297 that's a good year. Are you a connoisseur?

00:44:56Would you like a cure oh

00:45:00No, thanks, no, I don't want to ruin the taste

00:45:05Here

00:45:07Tell me what you think

00:45:16Hmm wonderful, what a bouquet

00:45:22It's not too bad, huh? Are you two drinking alone? Do you want to care? I

00:45:30Don't care

00:45:33No black currants and white wine, oh, too it'll help the wine. That's not very good

00:45:39Well, why are you saying that? I think it's pretty good. I

00:45:48Man for check anything's possible. All right a

00:45:55a

00:46:02Woman I need a woman

00:46:06For you

00:46:18Would you help me in the kitchen sure

00:46:20Yeah

00:46:22Rosita why don't you show Jack your photographs? Okay. Oh, yes. She's got a great eye

00:46:32Love to

00:46:35May I see yes. Yes. Yes. Oh

00:46:43Well, that's provocative oh

00:46:46Oh, it's it's upside it's upside down

00:46:55You like this very nice I like that one

00:47:02How about this one, oh, I think that was my favorite

00:47:08Oh

00:47:12This meat is cooked perfectly, thank you

00:47:18So do them class and

00:47:21Rosita get along pretty well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he teaches her English

00:47:25She teaches him Spanish

00:47:27Yeah, they cook together. It works out pretty good

00:47:30She's even agreed to have a child for us and Klaus. He can't wait to be a father

00:47:38Unfortunately, he can't get on with it

00:47:43Woman, but but I can because I'm less picky that way

00:47:47So she's gonna let us have a child. We can both be fathers. We can have a family

00:48:02Dance good. Oh, I think I know that still

00:48:07Whoa, she's she's just showing me Cuban culture. That's all. Hey, yeah, right. Well watch the travel channel. Come on Bruce

00:48:15It's okay there. We're just dancing. I promised her brother. I would protect her look where we're just dancing Tinkerbell

00:48:21Well, this thing about gonna kick your ass

00:48:23I

00:48:33'm glad they left

00:48:36You would seduce a goat in a skirt. Let's go. There's like chicken

00:48:42Hmm

00:48:48Kept fun with her. She's a good photographer evocative

00:48:55She's a good dancer too, why aren't you jealous of her?

00:49:06Start without me

00:49:12I

00:49:42I

00:49:54Kiss me you fool

00:50:12I put fresh herbs on it. That's good, too

00:50:27You're ruining a moment again

00:50:35Didn't you get my messages? Oh, hi. I called several times today, but nobody answered. Where were you?

00:50:42What's wrong? I went to see dr. Jekyll today

00:50:47Did you see mr. Hyde, it's not funny

00:50:53Sorry, are you okay? No, what's the matter? I lost our baby what I

00:51:03Didn't know you're pregnant. I took a test about five days ago and it came up positive

00:51:12Oh, baby, it'll be okay

00:51:17It'll be alright, maybe this is for the best

00:51:23What I say man

00:51:39This feels good. Yes

00:51:43There must be something terribly wrong for you to waste your precious time with me. Oh

00:51:51Adorable

00:51:54Ben told Zaza he doesn't want children. Well, I agree

00:51:59Zaza works she wants a career Ben doesn't care

00:52:04Who brings this kid you?

00:52:07TV computers

00:52:09She doesn't want to work she wants to start a family

00:52:13Well, that will be a disaster

00:52:16Can she handle stay at home? Oh

00:52:21Dear god, I

00:52:26Could you know women need to get out of the house?

00:52:31That's exactly what I want to do get out you want to get out but what could you do

00:52:38Be a nanny caregiver

00:52:41Even if he became a teacher who would hire you

00:52:44You're too old

00:52:46Thank you for your support

00:52:48Was it that bad?

00:52:51Hey, hey

00:52:53It's that bad. Yes, it's that bad. I feel like shit just like everybody else today

00:53:00so what do you want to do I

00:53:03Want a divorce are you crazy

00:53:09There are three women in the meat market for every man and

00:53:13By the way, Jack, it's not that bad

00:53:16Well, he still has hair

00:53:18He's in good shape

00:53:20He doesn't beat you. He doesn't drink too much. Why are you so angry with it? Oh, he wants to do is screw

00:53:28What's the matter with that?

00:53:30Not only me but everybody Claire really well

00:53:35men like a lot of women

00:53:38Brains are in their balls. Anyway

00:53:41Well, it's true. Jack's almost done. Anyway, just well do your duty

00:53:46Close your eyes and open. No. No, I've been doing that for 30 years

00:53:50I'll find him another woman

00:53:53one more woman

00:53:55To protect my family. Oh

00:53:57Oh

00:53:59That's not so crazy

00:54:01What kind of a woman do you have in mind? I want someone attractive Wow attractive, you know free and open-minded

00:54:08Of course, she has to be to fit in with our family. She has to well have you thought about your sister?

00:54:14She's my sister

00:54:17Yes, but

00:54:18That's what makes it better

00:54:21We'll keep it in the family and you can control her. Sure

00:54:25Test the waters and if it doesn't work you can throw her back

00:54:29Besides she and Jack have something in common what they'll screw anybody

00:54:49So I was it the man was a dress both when I was

00:54:56The man

00:54:58Not your type what is your type to fuck or to marry?

00:55:06To fuck I like them young broad shoulders

00:55:10Ruth and crude

00:55:12Easy to find. Oh, I don't know the species

00:55:17But I do

00:55:20To marry I want them older but not too old

00:55:25funny rich intelligent good shape a

00:55:29Romantic that's an endangered species

00:55:36What species you think Jack belongs to well, I think about that one

00:55:47The endangered species I suppose hmm

00:55:51Oh

00:55:53Jack's out of town. Oh back tomorrow. Well, I was wondering your glasses empty

00:56:12How old were we 10 12 maybe

00:56:20Oh

00:56:50Oh

00:57:02That brings back such memories doesn't it remember

00:57:08When my mom and I came on our second visit

00:57:13Do you remember my mom had to sleep in dad because there was no other room

00:57:20So glad you chose to come back

00:57:24Hmm

00:57:25Americans are so

00:57:28puritanical

00:57:30There's a little tight about sex. Oh

00:57:37Why don't you stay here tonight? Oh, that's a good idea

00:57:50Oh

00:57:59You didn't just move the trust did you I like my privacy privacy means no sex

00:58:06Don't worry. The sex will come back if you're having hot flashes

00:58:20I

00:58:50I

00:59:20You

00:59:50You

01:00:10Okay, ready or not

01:00:20Oh

01:00:50Oh

01:01:20Oh

01:01:50Mm-hmm. Thank you for last night. Mm-hmm felt bigger when you were laying down

01:02:02Why is that that good

01:02:06You can have more

01:02:16I

01:02:19Just wasn't ready for this to happen. Well it did

01:02:24Now, maybe I'll have a better idea of what to do with your marriage and you can thank Michelle for that. Hello

01:02:31Hello, my mom king of the devil

01:02:33So now I'm the devil

01:02:36Claire yes

01:02:38Yes, you are. Hey, it's your fault. I

01:02:42Didn't know he was coming. Oh, I was sleeping. Actually. I thought I was dreaming. He's not bad at all

01:02:56You set me up you want to be the fuck Jack cuz you're going through your menopause don't be vulgar

01:03:01I want you to fuck him up. I said don't be vulgar. I did you a favor. It's a great favor

01:03:06Now you can't handle it. You cheated on me. You've always wanted what I had now. Stop it. It was my idea

01:03:13Why tell her?

01:03:28It's wrong with your belt I

01:03:30I

01:03:32Saw my mom's car outside and I've been calling her, but she hasn't been returning my messages. Have you seen her?

01:03:38I've seen her. We just had a fight. She left. It was only a small fight. Not that small

01:03:44It's nice to see you. Oh, it's something wrong. Oh

01:03:54I know it

01:03:56It's bad men. I

01:03:59Think he's cheating on me

01:04:01so

01:04:03You think that's normal. Are you sick or something? No, but it's realistic. What makes you think he's cheating

01:04:10With somebody sleeping in your bed. No

01:04:13It's just that he doesn't want children. Oh

01:04:17Well, he's smart

01:04:19What's wrong with having a family nothing unless you want to give up your whole life for your children my life

01:04:24What about Ben he could stay with him too, but he knows he doesn't want to

01:04:28What should I do?

01:04:30change husbands

01:04:32You had children and soda mama. Well, it wasn't my fault. I had an irresistible need to have children

01:04:39Me too. Not me. I

01:04:42prefer men to children

01:04:46Shut up

01:04:48I

01:04:51Pregnant Oh just Ben. No, I don't know how to tell him. Did you forget to take your pill?

01:04:59Yes, like mother like daughter. Yeah

01:05:06You bitch can't you keep your mouth shut for once she needs help

01:05:19Oh

01:05:32Listen I've got just what you want. So what are you talking about?

01:05:39That is found you you're a perfect woman

01:05:43I

01:05:45Call you back. I just busted my ass to find you someone sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No, it's not

01:05:55No, you're right it's not now you gotta come to the office now, yeah, you don't want to miss her

01:06:01She's just what you want. All right. Bye. Bye

01:06:13Ah

01:06:26You look awful I know Oh

01:06:34Olga

01:06:43Where's Jack

01:06:47Claire Olga, Olga Claire

01:06:51Who is this woman

01:06:55Are we competing

01:07:03Are you

01:07:05I'm very sorry

01:07:07Good

01:07:08Olga Olga Olga

01:07:11Doesn't want children but loves them

01:07:14she likes to cook and take care of the

01:07:17House, I don't press Oh her breasts. This is he are large and real

01:07:22You want to see it?

01:07:26You can touch it you can't oh, that's sorry very nice. Thank you

01:07:38You

01:07:40Great for doing this and Olga you're you're perfect. They're perfect

01:07:47I'm sure though. You'll make

01:07:50something very happy but

01:07:54Jack is

01:07:55Gonna have to find his own woman. Hey, you're the one who said I want to find someone to marry my husband, right? Yes

01:08:04Wait, please check your husband. Yes, and he's free. I

01:08:14Suppose

01:08:19Can I have his phone number

01:08:30It's free most evenings, thank you

01:08:34Hi, Jack. Hey, don't say that on a plane

01:08:39You with him, yeah, that's too bad. I think this is my son-in-law Ben. How you doing? I'm fine. Thanks the usual. Yeah

01:08:48well

01:08:49you decide

01:08:51the usual

01:08:52Claire got that settled

01:08:55Shoot some poop. Sure

01:09:04So, uh

01:09:09Come I didn't get together for Sasa's birthday. I didn't know they wore thongs

01:09:16Maybe keep some mud up. It was Zaza's birthday. Oh

01:09:22You forgot

01:09:26You know how long you're gonna have to pay for that oh

01:09:30Oh, that is a big girl Wow

01:09:42That's why she's been crying lately right

01:09:48Really strange. Here you go two usuals. Oh, thanks. Thanks

01:09:55It's pretty good, huh? Yeah

01:10:00I'm Claire and it's crying too. I know women can synchronize their periods. I

01:10:08Read that somewhere Claire's in menopause. Hmm. Sorry about that

01:10:17Nothing, oh they probably want more attention

01:10:29You know, it just hit me what Zaza's crying probably cuz the baby she just lost what

01:10:39She was just a couple weeks pregnant her days, I don't know

01:10:43That's tough real tough

01:10:47Tough leave for me too. You didn't leave me a thing to shoot at. Thanks a lot

01:10:59I

01:11:29I

01:11:59Oh

01:12:09Shit

01:12:29Oh

01:12:31Oh

01:12:57Hello

01:13:01Oh

01:13:31Don't hang up you hung up what about before? Oh, well, okay. What I want to talk to you about Claire. Well, it's about time

01:14:02Oh

01:14:05Sorry, are you trying to kill me? Well, I rang the bell but there was no uh, so what about Claire

01:14:13What's going on with her you're the husband now should I know you know everything, huh? Thank you

01:14:21She cries all the time it's frustrating

01:14:25Frustrating because she cries or frustrating because there's no sex no sex with Claire that is

01:14:33You know

01:14:36Bees like to gather nectar from different flowers now I can understand that you want a divorce I

01:14:44I

01:14:49Mean if a woman doesn't want sex just trade her in and said it. Well, I didn't say that but it's not fun

01:14:58Could you stay with Claire without sex? I?

01:15:02Don't know

01:15:03Well, you know Claire has raised her children and she doesn't have a career

01:15:09Maybe she feels like she's just being used for sex

01:15:13Well, maybe she feels like she's worth nothing. Why would she feel that way? She's my wife. Perhaps. She's insecure

01:15:20You make her insecure

01:15:28What can I do

01:15:39Make her the only flower

01:15:43Oh

01:16:06Here oh

01:16:10Thanks

01:16:14I

01:16:16Expecting the Queen

01:16:18Well, yes, I am and

01:16:22Learning new things like you

01:16:25So, how was school good

01:16:29Do you need some help you can wash the lettuce if you want

01:16:38So doing okay in your classes

01:16:43Have a 4.0

01:16:47Hey, that is great, you know

01:16:52It's really something to be doing what you're doing at your age I

01:16:58Don't need need a wheelchair, huh? Never mind

01:17:08Not that plate it'll crack

01:17:13I

01:17:34Don't lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes a nervous wreck

01:17:44Uh-huh. Well, it's a good joke for tonight clear. I

01:17:50Want you to leave well hate the joke not the joke stir

01:17:57You mean it I want a divorce

01:18:04That's it just like that it's not just like that

01:18:07You're

01:18:12Insecure I did that I made you insecure. Yes you have

01:18:16You know, you're the only one that counts

01:18:19You don't even know what that means. Yes, I do

01:18:26Jeff I I have to start thinking for myself not for everybody else

01:18:33That's what this is all about

01:18:38Look one rose in the vase. That's you. I

01:18:46Can cook you go out in the world be a teacher

01:18:52Only you said that a while ago

01:18:54Well, I'm saying it now and I mean it we can work through this. I

01:19:00Really think you and I can do anything together

01:19:07I

01:19:12Contacted a lawyer

01:19:16He'll call you in a few days

01:19:23Well, that's real logical

01:19:28You don't just quit you don't just give up

01:19:31First to talk about it endlessly. Yeah, do something romantic like take a cruise or something and then you

01:19:39Twice as much a marriage counseling or something. Did you give up on our marriage?

01:19:56Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting

01:19:58Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting only 20 more years this to go you'll need this

01:20:07What's a brother for

01:20:10Congratulations, thank you

01:20:13And congratulations to you too. Thank you Bridget

01:20:18Grandma, can I see her?

01:20:21Hey, there's a happy father

01:20:26Cute happy, baby

01:20:29Is she's yours

01:20:37Here here enjoy. Oh, no. Thank you. Well if you insist

01:20:49You don't want to dry up she's right

01:20:59Oh, you're a pig man. Hey, come on. What'd you say?

01:21:04Come here

01:21:07Hey grandma you passed. Yeah, I did

01:21:09Whoa, awesome. Thanks George. You know, this is just my associate's degree. I just two more years to go. Oh

01:21:18You used to look just like that

01:21:29Hello Brittany, hi, you want to see the baby? Of course?

01:21:36Ben why are you so exhausted? I thought your work was finished nine months ago. Oh

01:21:48I don't babysit

01:21:59Hi, sweetie grandpa's here. Can he come in? Uh, of course

01:22:16Where's my

01:22:19Huh

01:22:28Jack so good to see you again

01:22:33You come together. Oh, yes, it's not true. Just kidding

01:22:45Well, you did it

01:22:48Almost

01:22:50So what now

01:22:52well, I'll probably apply to Marta State College and

01:22:57Did you miss me I

01:23:02Haven't heard any bad jokes lately. Did you hear about the two twin babies in the old fool?

01:23:10Hold that

01:23:13Hi

01:23:17Do you remember me Olga, right? Yes. Yes. Can you please tell Jack to come out?

01:23:26Jack it's for you. It's

01:23:31Coming coming, honey

01:23:33I'm coming

01:23:37Jack I'm coming. I'm coming

01:23:47Look what a posh little Natasha

01:24:04Shh

01:24:09Can we come in come in welcome to the family

01:24:33I

01:24:35I

01:24:58Try so hard not too much

01:25:05I don't feel like having my man

01:25:21Don't feel like having my man

01:25:35Oh

01:26:05And when my troubles all have been washed away

01:26:35They come walking up the front door and they're here to stay and I don't feel like having my man

01:26:47Don't feel like having my man

01:27:05You

01:27:35You

Who Wants to Marry My Husband (2002) - (Drama, Romance)

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