Your shopping experience will vary greatly depending on whether you make a mad dash to a corner store just in the knick of time, or if you plan ahead and do your shopping online. And, I can tell you from experience, getting them ahead of time will serve you well. Use me as an example of what not to do. So sit back, relax, and let me spin you a yarn about what went down when I bought condoms for the first time, at the last second. My boyfriend at the time and I were doing some late night beach make-out sessions, when we both decided that, “Tonight’s the night.” Since I really didn’t want to be on the beach by myself in the middle of the night, I made “the run,” to the sketchy gas station down the street on my Schwinn. As it turned out, they only sold condoms in a vending machine. In the mens bathroom.
After purchasing strawberry Mentos to get change for the condom machine, I swiftly scurried through the shadows to the mens room to make my purchase. “This is it!” I thought excitedly. I put a few quarters in, made my selection and out popped a hot pink studded condom. “Nice!” I said out loud to myself. I put it in my pocket, Baggins-style, highly satisfied with my treasure, and reached for the door knob. Which promptly fell off right into my hand. Needless to say, I was stuck in the men’s room
After purchasing strawberry Mentos to get change for the condom machine, I swiftly scurried through the shadows to the mens room to make my purchase. “This is it!” I thought excitedly. I put a few quarters in, made my selection and out popped a hot pink studded condom. “Nice!” I said out loud to myself. I put it in my pocket, Baggins-style, highly satisfied with my treasure, and reached for the door knob. Which promptly fell off right into my hand. Needless to say, I was stuck in the men’s room
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