Suburbia

Nerd spits words to show off the 'burbs. Created, written by and starring Eric Schwartz Directed by Snehal Patel Music by Sean Winchester, Gregg Cash and Eric Schwartz Thanks to that redheaded girl Hannah (pronounced "Henna") and all others who provided magic on our journey through these streets. Now go shop at Hot Topic! ========== LYRICS Condominiums malls and tract homes (x4) It's Smooth-E Why do I live like this? This is a crazy town People ask where I live (Don't even get me started) My life is suburban (Shop at Wal Mart and Target) Paradise, to pavement (So I could park my car here) Barely can pay my house payment Yeah All the people here buy stuff to impress you All the streets looks just like A hundred others do Applebee's is my idea of ethnic food That's just where I come from, my hood! Look for the street lights It ain't the city or country It's off the chain tonight And by the chain, I mean Starbucks And my friend's wife I think she had her breasts altered But that's just the culture of our lives Right here in Suburbia All the houses look alike Suburbia There ain't nothing to do at night Suburbia Where the drugs are all prescribed Suburbia Suburbia Condominiums malls and tract homes (X2) My H3 Hummer is so tall (It's like ten-foot-three) I can't park it at the mall (With zero mpg) My ladder without it, I couldn't get out To go shop at Hot Topic Robotic All the people in line to get a tattoo That will keep with the style for bout a year or two Down the street, the kids ride on their Heelie shoes On their way to soccer Gooool! Look for the street lights It ain't the city or country It's off the chain tonight And by chain, I mean Subway Costco super buy CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid here To keep us all sane for our lives Right here in... Suburbia 2.5 kids and a wife Suburbia All the collars here are white Suburbia We got problems, that we hide Suburbia Suburbia Condominiums malls and tract homes (x4)