This_Time_with_Alan_Partridge_Series_1_-_06._Episode_6_m0003vwl_original
The client was a pug-fisted burg-faced old man and he'd seen his share of tight lines and bent rods out on the open sea.
"You want tae know whit I do fir a livin? There's fuck awe living tae be done here. The piss mines ran dry and the scum that shouldve been washed oot tae sea clogged up shit creek. You dick aboot son wi whatever numbers I make grillin this meat but the only thing close tae life, the only thing that stinks mair'n this toon stinks ae death, is up that rivur Tay. Ken?" his voice grew thicker "KEN, BUT?!" he spluttered into a cough.
I nodded, trying to hide both my incredulity and my fear, somewhat glad I'd shat my pants previously.
"First, smoko".
"You want tae know whit I do fir a livin? There's fuck awe living tae be done here. The piss mines ran dry and the scum that shouldve been washed oot tae sea clogged up shit creek. You dick aboot son wi whatever numbers I make grillin this meat but the only thing close tae life, the only thing that stinks mair'n this toon stinks ae death, is up that rivur Tay. Ken?" his voice grew thicker "KEN, BUT?!" he spluttered into a cough.
I nodded, trying to hide both my incredulity and my fear, somewhat glad I'd shat my pants previously.
"First, smoko".
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