The Ballad of Sarah Palin

*LYRICS*
Born in a Hospital in Idaho
Didn't meet McCain until a week ago
Now she might be our next V.P.
She openly admits that she used to smoke weed

Which normally would be totally cool with me,
But she said she didn't like it, and that is suspicious.

Now she lives in the coldest state
Her husband took her fishing on their very first date
They got married and had five kids
She was doing politics, while he was catching squids

Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

A card carrying member of the N.R.A.
Disagree with her, and she'll blow your ass away
Sarah's very fond of shooting Moose
Bald Eagles, Puppies, and even a Goose

Why do they call a group of Goose's Geese?
But not a Group of Moose's Meese?
I don't know, its weird
But you shouldn't kill em

Sarah isn't known for trying to conserve
She wants to drill for oil in a protected reserve
Doesn't support abortion, or being gay
Its not her fault, just the Republican way

Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

And now we've come to the end of the song
Alaska's Governor is a Hockey Mom
Sarah soon will make history
As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P.

Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan Frontier