4th of July fireworks: Do you know how to properly 4th of July like a real ‘Murican?

  • 7 years ago
‘MURICA — The U.S. is clearly the best country, which is why our Independence Day wins.

The 4th of July brings the love of being American, booze and explosives together in guaranteed recipe for good times.

Here’s are some tips on how to make the most out of your 4th. Step one, find appropriate American attire. Think lots of stars and stripes.

Step two, find a suitable location to fill your face with an unholy amount of barbecue and beer.

Clearly, driving is out of the question, but step three requires going to buy some fireworks.

Always remember when purchasing fireworks that it’s always safer to go bigger and to buy in massive quantities.

Keep in mind with fireworks you don’t need to be careful with your hands, eyes or head, and it’s always more fun to aim them at someone.

And because accidents never happen, make sure to film whatever you do too.

If at any point you forget the steps, put more alcohol into your system and then find more fireworks. Last but not least, remember to talk ‘Murican and be ‘Murican.