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[] That trex is on a boatercycle
[] The national drink is alcohol. And the national hat is the gutter.
[] The one in in bruges where the boss tells the guy "sounds to me like it's all your fault for being such a poof".
[] Sell both vehicles and buy an older cheaper one in the $5000 range and a set of winter tires.
[] This may be dumb but the most underrated thing about the piece is your signature
[] It's actually dodedodedo dot doda doot dodot, dodedodedo dot doooo
[] Miss him, miss him, MISS HIM.
[] No artificial plastics.
[] You can, just not that often, not before bad and best if followed by a Tums after 20 minutes.

Source: Have a gerd, am making my own habanero tabasco sauce.
[] You can tell which one are the Americans.
If he was Swedish I assume he must've sounded like the Swedish chef from the muppets.
[] im not bothering to download thousands of digital copies.... thats stupid.

streaming is easier
[] wordpress is the comic sans of CMS
[] Random, off hand, one-liner puns get gold.. well thought out, 100+ word, non-argumentative comment gets 9 upvotes
[] I work at a mortgage company. "Can I get a loan to help me pay my rent?"
[] 7/11 coffee is not bad. Also cheap.

I biked across Sweden and lived on the stuff (and the free wifi).
[] What's a rapier?
[] Easier said than done, aint it..
[] Yeah, ultimately there isn't anything you can really do about this. We're always looking to some kind of "ideal" that's not really reachable for very many without some kind of surgery/work done.

Take teeth for instance. Almost no one can get perfectly straight teeth all lined up nicely without dental work, but no one complains about that. It is completely unnecessary and is only for cosmetic reasons (in most cases, not all, like genitalia), and also done as a child without any consent on the kid's part, just the parent saying they need it done.

This rule is obviously super stupid, but even without it nothing will change at all. I don't really watch any professional porn, but from what I have seen I'm pretty sure American and other countries' porn producers go after the exact same types of "ideal" genitalia with no censorship laws on it.

You'd rather kiss someone with perfectly straight "beautiful" teeth, over someone whose teeth are crooked, despite there being no actual difference in hygiene or function. It's just the way we are really, we like aesthetics, symmetry. Sucks, but there it is.
[] That's like our new guy in the office who was ordering Burgers for everyone. My coworker writes "No Queso, thnx". Bobby proceeds to place the order and when the burger joint person asks him what kind of cheese to put on the coworkers burger he says "Queso". They ask what kind and he again says "Queso". He then runs over to my coworker and tells him they don't have "Queso" and he needs to pick a new cheese. LOL
[] I work at a small, local pool store. We happen to be named after a certain aquatic mammal. I was asked by a customer over the phone if we had one of these said aquatic mammals.

"Um... no, sorry ma'am... we are a pool store."
[] Easier said than done, aint it..
[] I used to too. Then, when an ex and I were out to breakfast, he asked to put a tip on the table-next-to-us's bill because they were real dicks to an undeserving server. They even made a complaint to the manager. So when our server asked how much he'd like to leave, he said to just put a couple of dollars on there. I told him, "You can't just leave it arbritrary like that..." and that's when I got the whole lesson.
[] What you don't seem to realize is that the YES won on the areas most affected, while the NO had its majority of voters in unaffected zones.
[] Ahh yes, Starbucks' new Americano FLINT EDITION.

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