Blackson's Basement (21014) - Trailer (Comedy) - video Dailymotion

Comedy | TV Series (2014)    Stars: Michael Blackson, Rey Lewpowski, Karlous Miller

Transcript

00:00You wanna go to your job and look at you, no need to argue with your husband and wife,

00:14you heat bitch them.

00:15You go to class, your professor give you an F, make shit out of the real Rick Ross in

00:21the building.

00:22What's up?

00:23I know you wanna heat bitch the fat Rick Ross, don't you?

00:24His album came out, his shit is called Mastermind, and then shit got leaked.

00:29What kind of Mastermind shit is that?

00:31Tell him how he put a molly in your drink, you didn't even know it.

00:35I put a diet pill in your drink and you didn't even know it.

00:39Hispanic people confuse me, cause they do shit and say they don't know how to do it.

00:43You ever try to talk to them, they're like, no English, I'm like, bitch, that's English.

00:47I don't like the ones that was born here, I like the ones that woke up last Thursday

00:51and was like, migo, let's go to America.

00:53Them are my one.

00:55Can't take a big girl all you can eat.

00:57I took a big girl all you can eat, she lost her mind.

01:01We standing in line and this bitch start stretching.

01:05Lookin' around, I see a couple people that's classy and ratchet at the same time.

01:08That's classy, that's what you classy ladies, but you ratchet at the same time.

01:12Bitch, you classy, that's what it means.

01:14She got a nerve to come tell me, daddy, you want me to play basketball, right?

01:19Well, you got to buy me some Air Jordan.

01:23Air Jordan, she won't cost $200.

01:27I'm like, you ain't really that good.