Glasgow Penis Fireworks: happy ending to fireworks show

  • 9 years ago
When it comes to fireworks the bigger and the harder the better. Fireworks planners in Glasgow, Scotland were stuck with a rather perplexing problem. They weren't sure how to end their fireworks display.

Planners wanted a finale that Glasgow's citizens would remember. They went through months and months of long brainstorming sessions. The planners researched famous firework finales from across the world. They drew up ideas and then shot them down. The pyrotechnic experts decided that everyone would be happy with a happy ending.

The fireworks planners then went on a research mission to see what types of happy endings existed in different cultures and for some reason they kept going to a lot of massage parlors. Maybe that's what gave them their idea for the finale.

A video of the fireworks show was posted on Youtube by The Poke and has since gone viral. The video shows a packed audience as the fireworks lit up the night sky in Glasgow. The video is headlined "This is how they do fireworks in Glasgow." At the time of writing, the video has received over 500,000 views.

After shooting their load of rockets into the night sky, the fireworks planners in Glasgow decided that for the finale, they would take the x-rated route. The fireworks display ended with a massively large penis accompanied with two big old balls. And then, to really top it off, the massive member discharges quite a load out into the night sky. People in the audience can be heard laughing and chuckling.

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