Christmas Songs: An Atheist's Christmas

  • 9 years ago
A Very NMA Christmas Album available on iTunes now!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-very-nma-christmas-ep/id775254291

An atheist's worst nightmare may be a banana but next on that list has always been Christmas...until now. Rejoice in holy union, atheists of the world! No more silent nights during the Christmas season because here's a song dedicated to those who don't believe. Jingle your bells with some hot-buttered rum and enjoy the fact that you don't need to worry whether you've made the 'naughty' or 'nice' list this year. Share your closet-love of Christmas and be proud to deck the halls with boughs of Ilex aquifolium.

Tell Richard Dawkins to close down the lab, we've got a feast prepared! Let same Sam Harris know that nobody's listening to his most epic lecture of all time and he may in fact have the free will to celebrate this joyful holiday. Enjoy the video and leave your comments about why you too love Christmas... even if you don't believe.

Celebrate your holidays with four original Christmas carols brought to you by your favorite Taiwanese Animators. So sit back by the yule log with your eggnog as we bring you a very NMA Christmas!

Listen to our other Christmas songs here:

I Got Socks for Christmas
http://youtu.be/dwUarjb9Xsk

Undies from Granny
http://youtu.be/ES-seU7835U

Get Your Elf On
http://youtu.be/AvQLcbT-Dyg

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LYRICS:

There's something 'bout all the snow and sleighs
That makes me want to ditch my usual ways,
I'm just a heathen every other day,
Except when it comes to Christmas.

This time of year is all about fun.
I don't want communion just some hot buttered rum!
December 25th, I'm filled with glee,
The best time of the year and I don't believe.

Give me the lights, all the glitter and gold,
No church or Jesus, just sledding in snow!
And makin' out under the mistletoe,
That's an atheist's Christmas!

I don't want to hear about 'bout the Three Wise Men,
or about some baby born i

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