Nets fan caught puking, defecating in urinal
- 9 years ago
The Brooklyn Nets, formerly of New Jersey, are the first major sports team to have their own stadium in Brooklyn since the 1950's.
And on Monday, somebody in that stadium pooped in the urinal while also puking on the floor.
It was awful. Nobody knows what it was about the Nets' 101-97 victory over the Toronto Raptors that rubbed this fan the wrong way.
Maybe it was just a cup of bad Bud Light. Whatever it was, this guy couldn't decide which way it should go, so, like Solomon he split the baby.
He dropped half off in the urinal, where it probably stayed forever because you're not supposed to poo in a urinal, and the other half landed between his shoes, where it sat lazily waiting for a custodial engineer to throw sawdust on it.
Still, the mystery remains. Why wouldn't he use a normal toilet?
The Barclay's Center bathroom didn't appear to be full at the time.
One clue came from a commenter on Deadspin, who pointed out that the double toilets in the Olympic suites at Sochi would have been useful in a situation like this.
Could it be that a Russian who was confused by the lack of double-toilet stalls decided the row of urinals might be the next best thing?
It's a possibility! The owner of the Nets is Russian after all, maybe he was having a bad day.
And on Monday, somebody in that stadium pooped in the urinal while also puking on the floor.
It was awful. Nobody knows what it was about the Nets' 101-97 victory over the Toronto Raptors that rubbed this fan the wrong way.
Maybe it was just a cup of bad Bud Light. Whatever it was, this guy couldn't decide which way it should go, so, like Solomon he split the baby.
He dropped half off in the urinal, where it probably stayed forever because you're not supposed to poo in a urinal, and the other half landed between his shoes, where it sat lazily waiting for a custodial engineer to throw sawdust on it.
Still, the mystery remains. Why wouldn't he use a normal toilet?
The Barclay's Center bathroom didn't appear to be full at the time.
One clue came from a commenter on Deadspin, who pointed out that the double toilets in the Olympic suites at Sochi would have been useful in a situation like this.
Could it be that a Russian who was confused by the lack of double-toilet stalls decided the row of urinals might be the next best thing?
It's a possibility! The owner of the Nets is Russian after all, maybe he was having a bad day.