Meet the Next President: Dew Little. No opinions. No beliefs. A proud Apathetican.

  • 10 years ago
Tired of hope and change that never happen? Then meet Joe Little, Apathetican and the next President of the United States. Dew Little rarely does even that. He believes God should spend his time figuring out whether DEW LITTLE exists. Dew Little. No promises. Too lazy to lie. Barely alive at all. And for those reasons, the next President.

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