Ways Guys Leave Parties: The New Yorker 5

  • 11 years ago
The minute your friend Trent arrives, he’s already talking about six other parties he knows about that night. He can never commit to one place for longer than an hour because he is absolutely positive there will be better booze, better women and celebrities at the next party. He always knows about a club “that’s going off” and he's always on the guest list. Trent will sometimes reappear with people he’s dragged from another party, only to leave again with five more people from your party because he knows about “a killer after-hours.”

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