Ways Guys Leave Parties: Bruce Willis 3

Bruce Willis is so famous for always being the last man standing in his movies that he even starred in a film called Last Man Standing. Willis is Unbreakable, falling down, getting beaten up, walking over broken glass, looking like he’s about to die -- yet he always fights to the end. Your friend Pete is the same way. He refuses to leave a party until everyone is gone and all of the alcohol is dry. He slurs like a zombie and looks like Planet Terror, but will be there all weekend if necessary, even if he’s a ghost with Haley Joel Osment.