A man forced his wife to get plastic surgery. Right before a party at the office, he asked his wife to enlarge her breasts so his boss would like her. His wife refused to do it, though, and said that she could charm his boss anyway. So, the man resorted to lying and went to the party with an actress...
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00:00Honey, are you kidding me?
00:04I want you to get a breast enhanced.
00:06What?
00:07I'm giving you a certificate for this surgery.
00:10Don't you want to ask me what I want?
00:15It's my body.
00:17Babe.
00:18What?
00:19It's for my career, babe.
00:21There's a very important corporate party coming up, and I want you to look your best there.
00:26By the way, I already bought a new jacket for the party.
00:32And we'll give you a little tune-up.
00:36I won't do this.
00:38It's humiliating.
00:39It's humiliating to hide you at home and to make up excuses why I never bring my wife.
00:45Look at this picture.
00:47This is a picture of my coworker.
00:49What's my boss going to say when he sees this?
00:53So that's the problem?
00:55What's the problem?
00:56There are two little tiny problems, Christine.
01:01How can you say that?
01:03I just want you to look your best.
01:07Tell you what, Gary.
01:09I'll go to your party, and everyone will love me.
01:19Oh, you'll be shocked when you see how good your wife looks.
01:26Okay.
01:33Hi, honey. I'm almost ready.
01:35Babe, the party is cancelled.
01:39What?
01:40I've been preparing for this for so long.
01:42I'm sorry, darling.
01:44The deal with the Chinese is on the rocks.
01:47The whole office is staying on.
01:49I understand.
01:51Well, next time then.
01:53Of course, darling.
01:54I'll be late.
01:55Okay. See ya.
02:05What?
02:06You need a new jacket to work late?
02:13Megan, Susan.
02:15The four of you look amazing.
02:18Gary, stop flirting, or...
02:21Or?
02:22I'll tell your wife.
02:25You never change.
02:26By the way, where is she?
02:28She's running late.
02:29Women, you know.
02:33Guess who?
02:35Here's my lovely wife, Christine.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:41It's a pleasure.
02:43Gary, why have you been hiding such a gorgeous young lady from us for so long?
02:50I'm delighted.
02:51I'm Stephen.
02:52Kathy.
02:54This is Megan.
02:55This is Susan.
02:56And this is...
02:58Patrick.
02:59Patrick.
03:00It's a pleasure.
03:02Jerry has told me so much about you.
03:06Who?
03:08Oh, Gary.
03:10Of course, Gary.
03:13Oh, what's this?
03:15Champagne.
03:17I like bubbles.
03:19Yes.
03:21It's a family thing, if you know what I mean.
03:25Excuse us for a moment, please.
03:33Hey, what are you doing?
03:37Relax.
03:38It's a party. I'm having fun.
03:41I'm not paying you to have fun.
03:43I'm paying you to act like my wife, so my co-workers will like you.
03:47Don't worry, I'm professional.
03:49Your colleagues like me, especially Patrick.
03:55Please, behave a little modestly, okay?
03:58Okay.
04:01This agreement, this contract is...
04:04Hi again.
04:05How's the music?
04:06It's really nice.
04:07You like it?
04:14More like this.
04:20What was that?
04:21That's a very bad idea.
04:23It was a bad idea to say yes to you.
04:27What are you wearing?
04:28You can't wear dresses like that with your shape.
04:32You have to go home before somebody sees you.
04:39Gary, Gary, Gary.
04:41Who is this gorgeous stranger?
04:43Go ahead and introduce us right now.
04:47She's...
04:49Christian.
04:50Yes.
04:51It's a pleasure.
04:52The pleasure's all mine.
04:53And you're his...
04:55Oh, well, I'm...
04:59I'm his freelance assistant. Let's call it that.
05:02A freelance assistant, and she has your wife's namesake.
05:06Wow.
05:07That's right, it's very convenient, you know.
05:10Look at your wife.
05:16Your wife?
05:17I'll be in a minute.
05:18Yeah, we just met.
05:20She's one dancer.
05:24Anyway, cheers.
05:25Cheers.
05:26Cheers.
05:30Since then, Gary always carries two shirts with him.
05:33No way.
05:34Yeah.
05:37Oh, Gary.
05:38Well, how is your wife, pal?
05:40Fine.
05:41I trust her completely.
05:43She deserves to have some fun.
05:45Well, you know what, Gary?
05:47Your assistant is pure treasure.
05:49Come on, Steve.
05:50What? I'm telling the truth.
05:52By the way, she just told me a couple of spicy stories about you.
05:55Two shirts, Gary.
05:58Yes, that was a good one.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Trust me.
06:01It's a shame she has to go now.
06:03What?
06:04Whoa.
06:08I kept us waiting downstairs.
06:10All right.
06:11Have a good trip.
06:13Christine, go home.
06:15Mr. Snow.
06:16Your assistant has a day off.
06:18She'll decide how to spend it herself.
06:20I don't have enough time for this, Christine.
06:23Go home.
06:24This is an order.
06:27Save your orders for your wife.
06:30It's your fault, Christine.
06:31This wouldn't have happened if you had done what I said.
06:34What's the problem?
06:35You wanted your colleagues to like me.
06:37They love me.
06:38Come on, Christine.
06:41You look good for an assistant.
06:43They're just being nice to you out of pity.
06:50You'll regret this.
06:51All right, look.
06:52You can settle whatever you have to settle, but not in my office.
06:55All right?
06:56And you, you better collect your wife.
06:58She's getting out of hand.
07:05All right, move.
07:08Now, what is going on here?
07:11You better keep hiding your wife from us, Gary.
07:14Shut up.
07:15Well, at least from Patrick.
07:17Gary, you've got it all wrong.
07:20What an idiot you are.
07:24All right, everybody else, get out of here.
07:26Come on.
07:27Oh, no.
07:32Honey, wait.
07:34It's my fault.
07:35It's my fault.
07:36I'm such a bad wife.
07:37Kathy, shut your mouth.
07:39But, my love.
07:41Stop it.
07:44She's not my wife.
07:46She's an actress who I hired for the party, okay?
07:50This is my real wife, Christine.
07:54I don't get it.
07:55Why would you hire an actress when you already have a wonderful wife?
08:02Sir, have you seen my wife's breasts?
08:05How could I let everyone see her?
08:09What?
08:10Take two steps back, first of all.
08:12I cannot believe my ears.
08:14Why on earth would you ever think of your wife like that?
08:18Let me tell you something.
08:19What you are talking about is by far not the most important thing in a woman.
08:24Well, for him it's very important.
08:28So important that I haven't left the house in five years.
08:32Yeah.
08:33And he wanted me to do plastic surgery.
08:37But that's it.
08:38It's over now.
08:39Christine, let's talk about it at home.
08:41No, we won't.
08:42I'm divorcing you.
08:44I'm done with this.
08:45To hell with you.
08:47You are nothing without me.
08:48Hey, hotshot.
08:50Maybe it's you who's nothing without her.
08:53Because Christine is a wonderful person.
08:55Too bad you never saw that.
08:57Although, we can talk about this tomorrow in my office.
09:01When you resign.
09:02My lawyer will get the paperwork ready.
09:12By the way, my lawyer can help you with your divorce papers as well.
09:18Thank you, Steve.
09:19Actually, as you can see, I am one assistant short.
09:23What do you say?
09:24Are you up for the job?
09:27Well, how can I say no?
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