george rostov
@george_rostov
Nursing a broken heart and broken nails, Rostov leads a disgraceful, dissolute life amidst the condom-clogged gutters of Soho. In his piss-stinking bedsit flat, frequented by lonely lawyers, bisexual builders, the perverts of Parliament and his part-time accomplice in crime, the three-legged Siamese cat known amongst Danger Mouse fans as Tripod, Rostov wastes his wit, his days (not to mention a large portion of his dole cheque) composing lewd lyrics to lost loves, sniffing pritt-stick, imbibing pilfered Lambrini from Cost Cutters and writing hate mail to Ben Fogel, promising all manner of unsociable nastiness. With a desperate desire to be the next Shakespeare, though, in all likelihood probably not even cutting it as Jeffrey Archer's cum-rag, poor Rostov is shunned by all, bar an occasional midnight visit from Marc Almond to borrow a bag of low calorie sugar. Close to both committing suicide and voting Lib Dem, his only hope it seems is finding the one thing that forever tantalised him as a child and that now cruelly taunts him as an almost-adult with its elusiveness: love. By posting these revolting recitals of his groundbreaking literary ouevre (the pages of which are currently being used to maintain a clean, wholesome-smelling poo-hole in the local old people's home) he hopes that somehow he'll attract a legion of devoted followers prepared to sacrifice their monthly allowance on his drug habit, or, failing that, a nice, friendly Arab with a fondness for felching.
Rostov Performing In London
15 years ago
The House That Smack Built
15 years ago
Waiting For Life To Begin...
16 years ago
The Pathology of Hate
16 years ago
CAM 2 CAM
16 years ago
Missing In Action
16 years ago
PAPER HEARTS
16 years ago
3 FOR GARY
16 years ago
Lost Lovers
16 years ago
Roll-Ups & Revolt
16 years ago
The Dogger
16 years ago
MENTHOL, MIDNIGHT
16 years ago
Transvestite in the Dogging Ground
16 years ago
PATIENT L/15/22/5
16 years ago
Male Escort
16 years ago
Masquerade on Hampstead Heath
16 years ago
One Night Stand
16 years ago
HITCHHIKER
16 years ago
Cruising in the Toilets
16 years ago