chrisilluminati

Hello, welcome to my little corner of DailyMotion. Sorry for the mess, I didn’t expect company.

Here is more than you’d ever really want to know about me — I’ve written three books, done stand-up, written for numerous magazines and websites and use the restroom everywhere I go.

Also, one of my tweets was named best jokes of the year by the New York Post, which is cool, considering I imagined the only way to get into the Post was by being the backup quarterback for the New York Jets or killing someone.