Hamtaro Filipino clip - partially translated!

A Filipino clip I found on Youtube. I got the translation from ULtiMa-CoDeBreaKeR on Ham-Ham Paradise, but he was unable to make out some of the words, because the audio was low, so I made it louder, and put the partial subs on. It's still kind of hard to hear, but if anyone watching knows Filipino and can understand the other lines, please let me know.

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