THE YOUNGER MAN - The League Of Nations

I FEEL FAT I FEEL UGLY AND I’M LOOKING OLD I’M JUST SAT WATCHING TELLY ON REMOTE CONTROL DIRTY KNIVES FORKS AND DISHES PILE ON TOP OF ME AND MY WIFE COULDN’T HANDLE ALL THE APATHY.

SO SHE WALKED OUT AND SHE LEFT ME FOR A YOUNGER SHE WALKED OUT AND SHE’S HAPPY WITH HER YOUNGER MAN

I FEEL TRAPPED LIKE I’M BURIED IN A SHALLOW GRAVE I COULD DO WITH A SHOWER AND A DECENT SHAVE I’M JUST SAT HERE WAITING FOR THE PIZZA MAN GONNA DROWN ALL MY SORROWS IN A LARGER CAN

SO SHE WALKED OUT AND SHE LEFT ME FOR A YOUNGER SHE WALKED OUT AND SHE’S HAPPY WITH HER YOUNGER MAN

AND SHE TELLS ME THAT HE’S FIT TELLS ME THAT HE’S STRONG TELLS ME THAT HE’S HANDSOME SAY’S HE’S READY TO COMMIT CAN’T DO NOTHING WRONG SHE’S HOLDING ME TO RANSOM